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Woops:( OK can we please just go back to error messages that actually f------ tell you what the hell went wrong. i'm so tired of Hip Websites going whoopsl whoopsy-doodlel we had a fuckol Oopsl Oh nol oh nol" whenever there's an error. just f------ tell me what happened so i can try and fix it

Woops:( OK can we please just go back to error messages that actually f------ tell you what the hell went wrong. i'm so tired of Hip Websites going whoopsl whoopsy-doodlel we had a fuckol Oopsl Oh nol oh nol" whenever there's an error. just f------ tell me what happened so i can try and fix it

lowerCASE

losers!ol-cumfort。 cinnamon-anemone: offonahuntingtrip: aegean-sea LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS and here we have a capitalist Did you just. let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible 802,417 notes

losers!ol-cumfort。 cinnamon-anemone: offonahuntingtrip: aegean-sea LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS and here we have a capitalist Did you just. let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible 802,417 notes

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I heard the newest one is another Hotel Mario meme

breathofthewildfire me: *sees something on tumblr thats odd* me: me: *sees the same odd thing 3 more times but different* me: ah a meme then

breathofthewildfire me: *sees something on tumblr thats odd* me: me: *sees the same odd thing 3 more times but different* me: ah a meme then

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The origins of "facts over feelings" and why it's not a good mantra now

rasec-wizzlbang benepla: pureslime benepla: benepla: logic > feelings is a really funny motto when you realize that 90% of red pillers stone cold ignore well-cited and medically/statistically based accounts of racism/sexism/homophobia/trans people literally existing. like what does logic mean to u. smug anime girl icons? also note, logic and feelings aren't antonyms, u can be empathetic and rational at the same time yah emotionally stunted s---- As someone who was part of the hardcore online atheist community that a lot of the redpil/MRA/alt-right community evolved from, I can kinda explain this Facts over feelings" was a pretty common mantra in the "skeptic" circles. It was often used when talking about creationists in how evolution is a scientific fact, and it didn't matter if they felt the Bible was literal. This was enormously common. This community was mostly made up of cishet white dudes. So when intersectional feminism started gaining a lot of traction online in the early 2010s, it was around the time when a lot of these guys were losing interest in debating creationists. So, because they felt attacked by the feminists, they directed their attention to them, under the impression they could treat them the same as the creationists they had previously argued against. Ignorant to the fact that intersectional feminism, unlike Biblical literalism, is the result of facts and studies. However, already under the impression that "T'm right and everyone else is delusional", the community felt that because feminism angered & challenged them & made them feel the same feelings that creationists did, that they could be treated the same And so, the obsession with "logic" and the mantra of "facts over feelings" carried over to the anti-feminist & current right-wing reactionary movement. this is f------ enlightening Not only that, but just because something is logical doesn't mean its correct, you can use logic to reach conclusions that are total b-------. a great example is the Dichotomy paradox, the idea that to reach your destination when traveling, you need to get halfway there first, and then half of the rest of the way, and half of that, and so on indefinitely. And since arriving at your destination requires an infinite number of tasks to complete, logically speaking, you'll never reach your destination I know a fistful of dudes like this and it's kind of mortifying watching nerds basically become the new anti-intellectual movement. "Logic and reason" isn't actually a goal for them, it's a totem you wave to fend off introspection and criticism. Like, the geek victim complex has turned these guys into everything everyone ever said they were and they're too obsessed with comforting themselves to change it.

rasec-wizzlbang benepla: pureslime benepla: benepla: logic > feelings is a really funny motto when you realize that 90% of red pillers stone cold ignore well-cited and medically/statistically based accounts of racism/sexism/homophobia/trans people literally existing. like what does logic mean to u. smug anime girl icons? also note, logic and feelings aren't antonyms, u can be empathetic and rational at the same time yah emotionally stunted s---- As someone who was part of the hardcore online atheist community that a lot of the redpil/MRA/alt-right community evolved from, I can kinda explain this Facts over feelings" was a pretty common mantra in the "skeptic" circles. It was often used when talking about creationists in how evolution is a scientific fact, and it didn't matter if they felt the Bible was literal. This was enormously common. This community was mostly made up of cishet white dudes. So when intersectional feminism started gaining a lot of traction online in the early 2010s, it was around the time when a lot of these guys were losing interest in debating creationists. So, because they felt attacked by the feminists, they directed their attention to them, under the impression they could treat them the same as the creationists they had previously argued against. Ignorant to the fact that intersectional feminism, unlike Biblical literalism, is the result of facts and studies. However, already under the impression that "T'm right and everyone else is delusional", the community felt that because feminism angered & challenged them & made them feel the same feelings that creationists did, that they could be treated the same And so, the obsession with "logic" and the mantra of "facts over feelings" carried over to the anti-feminist & current right-wing reactionary movement. this is f------ enlightening Not only that, but just because something is logical doesn't mean its correct, you can use logic to reach conclusions that are total b-------. a great example is the Dichotomy paradox, the idea that to reach your destination when traveling, you need to get halfway there first, and then half of the rest of the way, and half of that, and so on indefinitely. And since arriving at your destination requires an infinite number of tasks to complete, logically speaking, you'll never reach your destination I know a fistful of dudes like this and it's kind of mortifying watching nerds basically become the new anti-intellectual movement. "Logic and reason" isn't actually a goal for them, it's a totem you wave to fend off introspection and criticism. Like, the geek victim complex has turned these guys into everything everyone ever said they were and they're too obsessed with comforting themselves to change it.

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when you're extremely not mad

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1 month ago (234 notes) #516 #Terry Taylor #Twitter #white pride #1 slur #calm down pls Terry Taylor added you to list White-Guilt Shitdicks Terry Taylor added you to list Internet Shitdicks Terry Taylor added you to list Internet Retards View high resolution when you're extremely not mad

Anti-SJW who promotes eugenics thinks color means race and tries to play it off before deleting his ...

kailayer I'm very glad that movies like Pacific Rim and Fury Road and The Force Awakens are as colorful as they are, because I am really, really tired of desaturated movies. coffee-and-eugenics I'm glad <insert movie> has blacks people because if it didn't meet my arbitrary percentage standard I might just have to call someone a bigot cardozzza .......you're an ugly racist, but this is literally talking about the color palette the films used, not who is acting in them. 愚wrecknician "I like the film aesthetics of this movie" "Wow what is this some kind of SJW b-------??" View high resolution I remember this dude tried really hard to play his comment off as a joke before he deleted lol

kailayer I'm very glad that movies like Pacific Rim and Fury Road and The Force Awakens are as colorful as they are, because I am really, really tired of desaturated movies. coffee-and-eugenics I'm glad <insert movie> has blacks people because if it didn't meet my arbitrary percentage standard I might just have to call someone a bigot cardozzza .......you're an ugly racist, but this is literally talking about the color palette the films used, not who is acting in them. 愚wrecknician "I like the film aesthetics of this movie" "Wow what is this some kind of SJW b-------??" View high resolution I remember this dude tried really hard to play his comment off as a joke before he deleted lol

"rational" anti-sjw devolves into insults and slurs because of someone collecting Anti-SJW cringe.

1 week ago (99 notes) #displeased mail #1 slur #w slur Anonymous asked: Haha two people in normal relationship F------ CRINGEIWH xDDD Look im ugly retarded mentaly ill w---- who never been loved in my life. CRINGE XDDDDDDDDD my last words before being executed for my tumblr crimes

1 week ago (99 notes) #displeased mail #1 slur #w slur Anonymous asked: Haha two people in normal relationship F------ CRINGEIWH xDDD Look im ugly retarded mentaly ill w---- who never been loved in my life. CRINGE XDDDDDDDDD my last words before being executed for my tumblr crimes

someone gets all pissy because another guy just says to be nice like it's a big deal

anime: the-fault-in-our-balls: anime: still don't really understand how some people have trouble just being nice Oh my gosh you're such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

anime: the-fault-in-our-balls: anime: still don't really understand how some people have trouble just being nice Oh my gosh you're such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

oh no i've been found out

Anonymous asked: Cringe culture is immunized against all dangers: one may call it hypocritical, unfunny, bullying, illogical, it all runs off the participants like water off a raincoat. But say that they are cringey themselves, and you will be astonished at how they recoil, how injured they are, how they suddenly shrink back as that mental red ilag hits them ike a freight train Anonymous 「ve been Oh no found out

Anonymous asked: Cringe culture is immunized against all dangers: one may call it hypocritical, unfunny, bullying, illogical, it all runs off the participants like water off a raincoat. But say that they are cringey themselves, and you will be astonished at how they recoil, how injured they are, how they suddenly shrink back as that mental red ilag hits them ike a freight train Anonymous 「ve been Oh no found out

cringe oh no it's retarded

Angry Fat Cum Sucker Army

therealcringe: toucansexual123 I've come to troll and will not leave until every special snowflake on Tumblr has been triggered IT'S TRIGGER TIME! That One Controversial Anti-SJW Guy With The Antro Train (and plane Fetish™ Guess who's back, back again, Spike is back, tell a friend! Tumbir's worst nightmare here, or you can just call me Spike! I'm here to trigger, to help prevent tumbir's SJW epidemic and maybe even show SJWs a bit of logic, Also I do like ANTRO , toucansexual1 23 I've come back on Tumbir to see an army of angry fat c-- suckers on my previous posts! Hahahaha this is FAR too much fun. I can't believe I'm in charge of The Angry Fat C-- Sucker Army this is amazing

therealcringe: toucansexual123 I've come to troll and will not leave until every special snowflake on Tumblr has been triggered IT'S TRIGGER TIME! That One Controversial Anti-SJW Guy With The Antro Train (and plane Fetish™ Guess who's back, back again, Spike is back, tell a friend! Tumbir's worst nightmare here, or you can just call me Spike! I'm here to trigger, to help prevent tumbir's SJW epidemic and maybe even show SJWs a bit of logic, Also I do like ANTRO , toucansexual1 23 I've come back on Tumbir to see an army of angry fat c-- suckers on my previous posts! Hahahaha this is FAR too much fun. I can't believe I'm in charge of The Angry Fat C-- Sucker Army this is amazing

sex positivity was a mistake

antiblackness "sex positivity" was a mistake. it's not being utilized in a way that lets people especially young girls, people of color and lgbt people) have proper access to information about sex and STDs, consent, or r--- culture but instead it just promotes a "f--- whoever you want whenever you want and never think about the consequences!" mindset. it leads to a lot of minors making god awful decisions and then regretting them later with nothing they can do about it. it leads to "being open about your kinks is progressive!!!" which in turn ends up with men pressuring women into violent sex and saying that if she was a #Real sex positive feminist, then she'd have sex with him how he wants her to sex positivity should've been used to promote education of safe sex, to lessen stigma around sex (especially between sga and trans individuals), to give sex workers a voice, to spread proper information about STDs and prevention and treatment, and to teach about r--- culture and consent. but as with most movements like this all it ended up being was a red lipstick and black heels "f--- the patriarchy" type thing while doing literally nothing progressive! and of course i'm not saying there's nobody who does this, but with the way the sex positivity movement has gone, i doubt these people have the energy to try and have a loud enough voice in a community spewing the opposite of the message that should be gotten across Source: antiblackness #stuff to keep in mind #sex positivity #sexm #reblogged

antiblackness "sex positivity" was a mistake. it's not being utilized in a way that lets people especially young girls, people of color and lgbt people) have proper access to information about sex and STDs, consent, or r--- culture but instead it just promotes a "f--- whoever you want whenever you want and never think about the consequences!" mindset. it leads to a lot of minors making god awful decisions and then regretting them later with nothing they can do about it. it leads to "being open about your kinks is progressive!!!" which in turn ends up with men pressuring women into violent sex and saying that if she was a #Real sex positive feminist, then she'd have sex with him how he wants her to sex positivity should've been used to promote education of safe sex, to lessen stigma around sex (especially between sga and trans individuals), to give sex workers a voice, to spread proper information about STDs and prevention and treatment, and to teach about r--- culture and consent. but as with most movements like this all it ended up being was a red lipstick and black heels "f--- the patriarchy" type thing while doing literally nothing progressive! and of course i'm not saying there's nobody who does this, but with the way the sex positivity movement has gone, i doubt these people have the energy to try and have a loud enough voice in a community spewing the opposite of the message that should be gotten across Source: antiblackness #stuff to keep in mind #sex positivity #sexm #reblogged

Stop being a pussy and getting angry but also you said a mean thing so I'm angry

almostdoneloading waluigi-hates-sjws: estpolis: waluigi-hates-sjws: Say it with me kids Words are not oppressive. It's your choice to be offended by them& give them power. Stop being a p----. oh lets listen to the guy pretending to be waluigi on the internet they seem to clearly be rational and smart, much like i know waluigi to be Yeah me having a waluigi themed account clearly negates my ability to have a f------ valid opinion. Ok. You shouldn't have let his words have the power to upset you, Waluigi

almostdoneloading waluigi-hates-sjws: estpolis: waluigi-hates-sjws: Say it with me kids Words are not oppressive. It's your choice to be offended by them& give them power. Stop being a p----. oh lets listen to the guy pretending to be waluigi on the internet they seem to clearly be rational and smart, much like i know waluigi to be Yeah me having a waluigi themed account clearly negates my ability to have a f------ valid opinion. Ok. You shouldn't have let his words have the power to upset you, Waluigi

This can probably be done with a lot of sentences, too.

"I NEVER SAID SHE STOLE MY MONEY" This sentence has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word ra laws-do basstrip whoa what omg the english language, everyone This hit me like a brick And people wonder why authors use italics and bold so readers understand what the hell is going on. Oops, I'm dumb I only found like... two? I never said she stole my money I never said she stole my money I never saidshe stole my money I never said she stole my money I never said she stole my money I never said she stole my money. I never said she stole my money. To clarify: I never said she stole my money. (Someone else did.) I NEVER said she stole my money. (I would never rat her out like that.) I never SAID she stole my money. (I merely IMPLIED that she stole my money.) I never said SHE stole my money. (I just said SOMEONE stole my money and never pointed any fingers.) I never said she STOLE my money. (She's just taking a buggerdly long time about paying back that loan.) I never said she stole MY money. (She stole money, sure, but 've got no horse in this race.) I never said she stole my MONEY. (But I'm pretty sure I had nuclear missile launch codes on my person because I am an idiot, and now she's standing next to the launch controls with a s----eating grin on her face and I'm REALLY a moron. But I'm still a wealthy moron, so that's okay?)

"I NEVER SAID SHE STOLE MY MONEY" This sentence has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word ra laws-do basstrip whoa what omg the english language, everyone This hit me like a brick And people wonder why authors use italics and bold so readers understand what the hell is going on. Oops, I'm dumb I only found like... two? I never said she stole my money I never said she stole my money I never saidshe stole my money I never said she stole my money I never said she stole my money I never said she stole my money. I never said she stole my money. To clarify: I never said she stole my money. (Someone else did.) I NEVER said she stole my money. (I would never rat her out like that.) I never SAID she stole my money. (I merely IMPLIED that she stole my money.) I never said SHE stole my money. (I just said SOMEONE stole my money and never pointed any fingers.) I never said she STOLE my money. (She's just taking a buggerdly long time about paying back that loan.) I never said she stole MY money. (She stole money, sure, but 've got no horse in this race.) I never said she stole my MONEY. (But I'm pretty sure I had nuclear missile launch codes on my person because I am an idiot, and now she's standing next to the launch controls with a s----eating grin on her face and I'm REALLY a moron. But I'm still a wealthy moron, so that's okay?)

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It's called "Love"

bristolpost.co.uk This man won't stop playing the piano until he wins back his lost love> He's playing on College Green and has vowed not to stop until she sees how much he loves her By Tristan Cork class-struggle-anarchism Ugh what an absolute d--- probablyasocialecologist Luke, from Bath, said he stopped playing after being punched in the head on Monday around 4am dear-tumb1r This guy: suffers heartbreak, plays piano in public park in the hopes that his ex will see and maybe like it and take him back, ends up punched in the head You demons: wow what a creepy entitled misogynist stalker Imao he deserves to die See this is why MGTOW is a thing now, because y'all are demons chiaroscar And here we have "No Does NOT Mean 'Convince Me Exhibit 1 dear-tumb1r n a demon. its-bewitched l bet if it were a girl tumblr be applauding vectorman dude takes himself out into a field and plays the piano in attempt to show a girl that he's willing to make outlandish romantic gestures for her so maybe she'll decide he's worth giving another shot we don't know anything about the relationship but he says "life got in the way". for all we know, he wasn't giving her enough time and he figures this will show her that he has seen his error and is willing to dedicate time to her? who knows we certainly don't. people should stop pretending they know it's not "stalkerish". he's not outside her house. he's in a neutral third party location and giving her the opportunity to not interact with the situation at all. he also refuses to identify her in any way. if every single attempt to convince someone you're worth their time is "controlling possessive and "manipulative", or even "stalkerish and "misogynistic" then i don't see how anyone is supposed to ever make an attempt at anything without being problematic. this is the most harmless possible way to ask a girl to give your relationship a shot. jesus supersoftly everyone is just mad jelly they'll never have someone love them as much as this

bristolpost.co.uk This man won't stop playing the piano until he wins back his lost love> He's playing on College Green and has vowed not to stop until she sees how much he loves her By Tristan Cork class-struggle-anarchism Ugh what an absolute d--- probablyasocialecologist Luke, from Bath, said he stopped playing after being punched in the head on Monday around 4am dear-tumb1r This guy: suffers heartbreak, plays piano in public park in the hopes that his ex will see and maybe like it and take him back, ends up punched in the head You demons: wow what a creepy entitled misogynist stalker Imao he deserves to die See this is why MGTOW is a thing now, because y'all are demons chiaroscar And here we have "No Does NOT Mean 'Convince Me Exhibit 1 dear-tumb1r n a demon. its-bewitched l bet if it were a girl tumblr be applauding vectorman dude takes himself out into a field and plays the piano in attempt to show a girl that he's willing to make outlandish romantic gestures for her so maybe she'll decide he's worth giving another shot we don't know anything about the relationship but he says "life got in the way". for all we know, he wasn't giving her enough time and he figures this will show her that he has seen his error and is willing to dedicate time to her? who knows we certainly don't. people should stop pretending they know it's not "stalkerish". he's not outside her house. he's in a neutral third party location and giving her the opportunity to not interact with the situation at all. he also refuses to identify her in any way. if every single attempt to convince someone you're worth their time is "controlling possessive and "manipulative", or even "stalkerish and "misogynistic" then i don't see how anyone is supposed to ever make an attempt at anything without being problematic. this is the most harmless possible way to ask a girl to give your relationship a shot. jesus supersoftly everyone is just mad jelly they'll never have someone love them as much as this

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In this episode of "I'm not racist, but...".

paintbraveart I can ask a black person where to get the best soulfood I can ask a filipino person where to get the best food from their culture I can ask a spanish person where to get the best food from their culture as well Im really stuck on what to ask white people lol cheshireinthemiddle If you look past your own racism and generalizations, you can remind yourself that Europe has many countries with popular cuisine. In which case, you could ask about French, Italian, Croatian, Russian Greek, Spanish, Irish, or even Turkish cuisine and receive the same grade of advice as the races that you obviously favor in your post. Do better next time edgy-egalitarian OP: *sees a black guy OP: yo where do i get some good soulfood? OP: i Source: handsomemelanin 2,202 notes Sep 10th, 2017 I'm progressive

paintbraveart I can ask a black person where to get the best soulfood I can ask a filipino person where to get the best food from their culture I can ask a spanish person where to get the best food from their culture as well Im really stuck on what to ask white people lol cheshireinthemiddle If you look past your own racism and generalizations, you can remind yourself that Europe has many countries with popular cuisine. In which case, you could ask about French, Italian, Croatian, Russian Greek, Spanish, Irish, or even Turkish cuisine and receive the same grade of advice as the races that you obviously favor in your post. Do better next time edgy-egalitarian OP: *sees a black guy OP: yo where do i get some good soulfood? OP: i Source: handsomemelanin 2,202 notes Sep 10th, 2017 I'm progressive

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