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The Game of Paranoia

How to play "Paranoi.a poorlytimedboner This is literally the best party game ever ok so here's what you do: Everyone sits in a circle Whoever goes first whispers a question to the person on their right The person on the right must answer the question out loud. The trick is, no one else in the circle knows the question. Next, someone flips a flip-flop up in the air If it lands face up: the asker must say the question out loud to the whole group If the flip flop lands face down: the asker doesn't say anything, and everyone in the group is left to wonder what in the world the question was. And you go around the circle like that. The best questions have the answers as people. We like to limit it just to people in the circle, too. It just makes it more fun. Here are some examples of good questions: .You have to cover someone in the circle completely in peanut butter . You and one other person must be surgically bound together for the . You and someone in the circle go in a dark room for 1 hour and do and lick it all off. Who? rest of your life. Who is the other person? unspeakable things. Who? the creepy sexual ones are the best, and it's really fun when you limit it to people in the circle. have fun

How to play "Paranoi.a poorlytimedboner This is literally the best party game ever ok so here's what you do: Everyone sits in a circle Whoever goes first whispers a question to the person on their right The person on the right must answer the question out loud. The trick is, no one else in the circle knows the question. Next, someone flips a flip-flop up in the air If it lands face up: the asker must say the question out loud to the whole group If the flip flop lands face down: the asker doesn't say anything, and everyone in the group is left to wonder what in the world the question was. And you go around the circle like that. The best questions have the answers as people. We like to limit it just to people in the circle, too. It just makes it more fun. Here are some examples of good questions: .You have to cover someone in the circle completely in peanut butter . You and one other person must be surgically bound together for the . You and someone in the circle go in a dark room for 1 hour and do and lick it all off. Who? rest of your life. Who is the other person? unspeakable things. Who? the creepy sexual ones are the best, and it's really fun when you limit it to people in the circle. have fun

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I'd like to make a request. An Iron Maiden... but with ands instead of spikes. Think about it. 團ventfoxshooter IRoN HANDMAIDEN BAD why even stop there lets keep this awful finger train goin THRounkb HANDS MORNING PALMS SWEATY) Bow HANDOWS ALSo GAD)

I'd like to make a request. An Iron Maiden... but with ands instead of spikes. Think about it. 團ventfoxshooter IRoN HANDMAIDEN BAD why even stop there lets keep this awful finger train goin THRounkb HANDS MORNING PALMS SWEATY) Bow HANDOWS ALSo GAD)

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METAL BIRD DRAGONS

hellomae cellarspider vricalred nne diet of these birds is Just a reminder the natural BONES Not just bone marrow, actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone. look me in the eye and tell me that's not a f------ dragon And they aren't naturally red like that. That's self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol. And they don't scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it's only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It's not true, but in German they're still called Lämmergeier as a result So metal no that is a f------ dragon

hellomae cellarspider vricalred nne diet of these birds is Just a reminder the natural BONES Not just bone marrow, actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone. look me in the eye and tell me that's not a f------ dragon And they aren't naturally red like that. That's self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol. And they don't scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it's only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It's not true, but in German they're still called Lämmergeier as a result So metal no that is a f------ dragon

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I hate living in a society ruled by sticks. Thin privilege sucks and people telling me I'm not healthy should just die. You think you have it hard? Try being fat AND black You are obviously blind to your own damn white privilege. ButI can't expect anything else fronm someone raised in a white middle class family. Typical cisgender ableist people. "Boo hoo, look! I'm soo fat!". Try being a transgender, transasian, veteran amputee. All I want is to be kawaii... At least you're in a body of your same species... As a genderless, aromantic panda with Tourette's syndrome and Hitler as a headmate, things are hard... KILL THE JEWS S---! PISS!! OKTOBERFEST T---. AdrianaGameOver.com Tumblr: becaus e f--- loqic

I hate living in a society ruled by sticks. Thin privilege sucks and people telling me I'm not healthy should just die. You think you have it hard? Try being fat AND black You are obviously blind to your own damn white privilege. ButI can't expect anything else fronm someone raised in a white middle class family. Typical cisgender ableist people. "Boo hoo, look! I'm soo fat!". Try being a transgender, transasian, veteran amputee. All I want is to be kawaii... At least you're in a body of your same species... As a genderless, aromantic panda with Tourette's syndrome and Hitler as a headmate, things are hard... KILL THE JEWS S---! PISS!! OKTOBERFEST T---. AdrianaGameOver.com Tumblr: becaus e f--- loqic

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YOu WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A WOMAN. dandraco: hollyoakhill: do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because l'm going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class. The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time "forced him to" According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope's nickname translated literally means "Terrible pope". And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic s--- that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life. (Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.) At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what's up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there. This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing. This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that p----- everyone off. And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on f------ steroids. My teacher described the women's bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on." And then there is this: Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn't like it. Adam and Eve naked? That's cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died. And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say "Those straight men are happy" 'll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls. And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.

YOu WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A WOMAN. dandraco: hollyoakhill: do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because l'm going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class. The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time "forced him to" According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope's nickname translated literally means "Terrible pope". And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic s--- that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life. (Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.) At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what's up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there. This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing. This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that p----- everyone off. And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on f------ steroids. My teacher described the women's bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on." And then there is this: Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn't like it. Adam and Eve naked? That's cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died. And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say "Those straight men are happy" 'll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls. And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.

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The Cereal War

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i must go

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Beware of Humans

It's funny how science fiction universes so ofnen treat humans as a boring. default everyman species or even the weakest and I want to see a actually considered one of the more hideous we re How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn't be uitra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actualy have the strongest vocall chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? what if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare "animal races who can move so quickly and chew s--- up with our Like that old story "they're made of meat, only we re scarier H-------- THEY EAT CAPSAICN FOR FUN YOU GUYS I HEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN AIRPLANE A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN AFTER YOU SHOOT IT humans are a proud warrior race with a pantheon of bloody gods Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc REMOVING A LIMB WILL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD WARNING HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE WARNING HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE ATA RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS WARNING HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROVMSED WEAPONS SEE CLASSIFIED DATA LABELED J CHAN HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BODY DO NOT OH GOD THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES OH GOD OH GOO More seriously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial lite Our endurance shock resistance and ablity to recover from injury any other animal offen use the phrase healthy as a horse to connote heartiness-but compared to a human, a horse is as fragile as spun glass. There's mounting evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by folowing it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until died of Basically, we're the Terminator (The only other animal that can sort of keep up with us? Dogs That's why we use them for hunting And even it's only sort of) Now extrapolate that to a galaxy in which most sapient life did not evolve from hyper-specialised pursuit Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we dont need to overpower or outrun you. We just need to outlast you- and by any other species standards, we just plain don't get tired where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from virtually any injury that's fatal. Even traumatic dismemberment isnt necessanly a career-ending injury for a human we heal from injuries with extreme rapidity recovering in weeks from wounds that would take others months or years to heal. The results arent scar among our other survival-oriented traits but Speaking of scaning look at our medical science have been known to pertorm surgery on themselves and survive. Thanks to our extreme heartiness, we regard as routine medical procedures what most other species wouid regard as inventive forms of murder. We even perform reasons In essence, we'd be Space Orcs. I do hope you realze I'm going to be picking up this stuft and Our jaws have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way O WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES I OUR JAW to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape, and then we continue to wear metal in out mouths to keep them in place We formed conabitative relationships with tiny mammais and insects we keep at bay from bothering us by death, often using little analouge traps. And by god, we will eat anything e We use borderline toxic peppers to season our food o We expose ourselves to potentially lethal solar radiation in the We risk heanng loss for the opportunity to see our taone We have a game where two people get into an enclosed area and hit each other until time runs out/one of them pass out We willingly jump out of planes with only a flimsy piece of cloth o Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings in the exact same places We climb mountains and risk treezing to death for bragging rights We invented dogs We took our one time predators and o On a planet full of lions, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the planet. Kingons and Krogan and Ores aint got s--- on us can we tak about how pursuit predation is f------ terrifying its one thing to face down a cheetah, which will siam into you at 60 mph neck rs another thing to run very quickiy to get away from a thing, only to have it just kind of to have it be inteligent enough to figure out where you are by the fur and feather you've left behind, your footprints and piss and s---, and then you think you've lost it and you bed down for the night but THERE IT IS WHEN YOU WAKE UP and you spit! again! but it keeps following you always in the corner of your eye untl you just die we are scary m------------ ok

It's funny how science fiction universes so ofnen treat humans as a boring. default everyman species or even the weakest and I want to see a actually considered one of the more hideous we re How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn't be uitra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actualy have the strongest vocall chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? what if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare "animal races who can move so quickly and chew s--- up with our Like that old story "they're made of meat, only we re scarier H-------- THEY EAT CAPSAICN FOR FUN YOU GUYS I HEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN AIRPLANE A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN AFTER YOU SHOOT IT humans are a proud warrior race with a pantheon of bloody gods Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc REMOVING A LIMB WILL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD WARNING HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE WARNING HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE ATA RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS WARNING HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROVMSED WEAPONS SEE CLASSIFIED DATA LABELED J CHAN HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BODY DO NOT OH GOD THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES OH GOD OH GOO More seriously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial lite Our endurance shock resistance and ablity to recover from injury any other animal offen use the phrase healthy as a horse to connote heartiness-but compared to a human, a horse is as fragile as spun glass. There's mounting evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by folowing it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until died of Basically, we're the Terminator (The only other animal that can sort of keep up with us? Dogs That's why we use them for hunting And even it's only sort of) Now extrapolate that to a galaxy in which most sapient life did not evolve from hyper-specialised pursuit Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we dont need to overpower or outrun you. We just need to outlast you- and by any other species standards, we just plain don't get tired where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from virtually any injury that's fatal. Even traumatic dismemberment isnt necessanly a career-ending injury for a human we heal from injuries with extreme rapidity recovering in weeks from wounds that would take others months or years to heal. The results arent scar among our other survival-oriented traits but Speaking of scaning look at our medical science have been known to pertorm surgery on themselves and survive. Thanks to our extreme heartiness, we regard as routine medical procedures what most other species wouid regard as inventive forms of murder. We even perform reasons In essence, we'd be Space Orcs. I do hope you realze I'm going to be picking up this stuft and Our jaws have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way O WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES I OUR JAW to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape, and then we continue to wear metal in out mouths to keep them in place We formed conabitative relationships with tiny mammais and insects we keep at bay from bothering us by death, often using little analouge traps. And by god, we will eat anything e We use borderline toxic peppers to season our food o We expose ourselves to potentially lethal solar radiation in the We risk heanng loss for the opportunity to see our taone We have a game where two people get into an enclosed area and hit each other until time runs out/one of them pass out We willingly jump out of planes with only a flimsy piece of cloth o Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings in the exact same places We climb mountains and risk treezing to death for bragging rights We invented dogs We took our one time predators and o On a planet full of lions, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the planet. Kingons and Krogan and Ores aint got s--- on us can we tak about how pursuit predation is f------ terrifying its one thing to face down a cheetah, which will siam into you at 60 mph neck rs another thing to run very quickiy to get away from a thing, only to have it just kind of to have it be inteligent enough to figure out where you are by the fur and feather you've left behind, your footprints and piss and s---, and then you think you've lost it and you bed down for the night but THERE IT IS WHEN YOU WAKE UP and you spit! again! but it keeps following you always in the corner of your eye untl you just die we are scary m------------ ok

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I'm Roald Dahl

someoneintheshadow456 The Last Words Of Famous Writers dali-daydreams When you've dedicated your life to words, it's important to go out eloquently 1. Ernest Hemingway: "Goodnight my kitten." Spoken to his wife before he killed himself 2. Jane Austen: "l want nothing but death." In response to her sister, Cassandra, who was asking her if she wanted anything 3. J.M Barrie: I can't sleep." 4. L. Frank Baum: "Now I can cross the shifting sands." 5. Edgar Allan Poe: "Lord help my poor soul." 6. Thomas Hobbes: l am about to take my last voyage, a great leap into the dark," 7. Alfred Jarry: "I am dying.. please, bring me a toothpick." 8. Hunter S. Thompson: "Relax this won't hurt." 9. Henrik Ibsen: "On the contrary!" 10. Anton Chekhov: "I haven't had champagne for a long time." 11. Mark Twain: "Good bye. If we meet Spoken to his daughter Clara 12. Louisa May Alcott: "Is it not meningitis?" Alcott did not have meningitis, though she believed it to be so. She died from mercury poison. 13. Jean Cocteau: Since the day of my birth, my death began its 14. Washington Irving: "I have to set my pillows one more night, 15. Leo Tolstoy: "But the peasants... how do the peasants die?" walk. It is walking towards me, without hurrying." when will this end already?" 16. Hans Christian Andersen: "Don't ask me how I am! I understand nothing more." 17. Charles Dickens: "On the ground!" He suffered a stroke outside his home and was asking to be laid on the ground 18. H.G. Wells: "Go away! I'm all right." He didn't know he was dying 19. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: "More light." 20. WC. Fields: "Goddamn the whole f------ world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta! "Carlotta" was Carlotta Monti actress and his mistress 21. Voltaire: "Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies." When asked by a priest to renounce Satan 22. Dylan Thomas: "I've had 18 straight whiskies... I think that's the record." 23. George Bernard Shaw: "Dying is easy, comedy is hard. 24. Henry David Thoreau: "Moose . Indian." 25. James Joyce: "Does nobody understand?" 26. Oscar Wilde: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do." 27. Bob Hope: "Surprise me." He was responding to his wife asking where he wanted to be buried 28. Roald Dahl's last words are commonly believed to be you know, I'm not frightened. It's just that I will miss you all so much!" which are the perfect last words. But, after he appeared to fall unconscious, a nurse injected him with morphine to ease his passing. His actual last words were a whispered "ow, f---" 29. Salvador Dali hoped his last words would be l do not believe in my death, but instead, they were actually, "Where is my clock?" 30. Emily Dickinson: "l must go in, the fog is rising." vintage-mist Tag yourself. I'm HG Wells someoneintheshadow446 I'm James Joyce hummingbirdbandit No, but no one is explaining lbsen!! He had been really f------ sick for days, and woke up from a feverish night. His nurse? Wife? Asked him if he was feeling better He smiled, said "On the contrary!" And died Supreme power move from my man lbsen Source: dali-daydreams #henrik ibsen #dying words 46,086 notes Mar 17th, 2018

someoneintheshadow456 The Last Words Of Famous Writers dali-daydreams When you've dedicated your life to words, it's important to go out eloquently 1. Ernest Hemingway: "Goodnight my kitten." Spoken to his wife before he killed himself 2. Jane Austen: "l want nothing but death." In response to her sister, Cassandra, who was asking her if she wanted anything 3. J.M Barrie: I can't sleep." 4. L. Frank Baum: "Now I can cross the shifting sands." 5. Edgar Allan Poe: "Lord help my poor soul." 6. Thomas Hobbes: l am about to take my last voyage, a great leap into the dark," 7. Alfred Jarry: "I am dying.. please, bring me a toothpick." 8. Hunter S. Thompson: "Relax this won't hurt." 9. Henrik Ibsen: "On the contrary!" 10. Anton Chekhov: "I haven't had champagne for a long time." 11. Mark Twain: "Good bye. If we meet Spoken to his daughter Clara 12. Louisa May Alcott: "Is it not meningitis?" Alcott did not have meningitis, though she believed it to be so. She died from mercury poison. 13. Jean Cocteau: Since the day of my birth, my death began its 14. Washington Irving: "I have to set my pillows one more night, 15. Leo Tolstoy: "But the peasants... how do the peasants die?" walk. It is walking towards me, without hurrying." when will this end already?" 16. Hans Christian Andersen: "Don't ask me how I am! I understand nothing more." 17. Charles Dickens: "On the ground!" He suffered a stroke outside his home and was asking to be laid on the ground 18. H.G. Wells: "Go away! I'm all right." He didn't know he was dying 19. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: "More light." 20. WC. Fields: "Goddamn the whole f------ world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta! "Carlotta" was Carlotta Monti actress and his mistress 21. Voltaire: "Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies." When asked by a priest to renounce Satan 22. Dylan Thomas: "I've had 18 straight whiskies... I think that's the record." 23. George Bernard Shaw: "Dying is easy, comedy is hard. 24. Henry David Thoreau: "Moose . Indian." 25. James Joyce: "Does nobody understand?" 26. Oscar Wilde: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do." 27. Bob Hope: "Surprise me." He was responding to his wife asking where he wanted to be buried 28. Roald Dahl's last words are commonly believed to be you know, I'm not frightened. It's just that I will miss you all so much!" which are the perfect last words. But, after he appeared to fall unconscious, a nurse injected him with morphine to ease his passing. His actual last words were a whispered "ow, f---" 29. Salvador Dali hoped his last words would be l do not believe in my death, but instead, they were actually, "Where is my clock?" 30. Emily Dickinson: "l must go in, the fog is rising." vintage-mist Tag yourself. I'm HG Wells someoneintheshadow446 I'm James Joyce hummingbirdbandit No, but no one is explaining lbsen!! He had been really f------ sick for days, and woke up from a feverish night. His nurse? Wife? Asked him if he was feeling better He smiled, said "On the contrary!" And died Supreme power move from my man lbsen Source: dali-daydreams #henrik ibsen #dying words 46,086 notes Mar 17th, 2018

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Shave

dontcallmequeer beauty standards are all bad but one that sticks out to me is the idea that women should be free of body hair, because literally no-one has naturally no body hair like what are we trying to emulate here? oh, except children dontcallmequeer oh Boom. I'm pretty sure this started because of sex workers in France- shaving to appear younger because then they could charge more since young girls were more valuable to their clientele, especially if they were virgins. And from there it spread until it became a beauty norm in the West. Rising hemlines and sleeveless dresses in the 20s probably went a long way to making it mainstream. Pinches bridge of nose Tumblr.. get that you can't go a day without doing this crap but it isn't even eight o'clock in the goddamn moming! And since I'm exhausted and this is exhausting, I'm making this history lesson short: SHAVING HAS EXISTED SINCE 30,000 BC AND HISTORICALLY, MEN HAVE ACTUALLY SHAVED MORE THAN WOMEN! So why did they all start shaving? A number of reasons, none of which are linked to p--------- you complete and utter- seriously tumblr what the hell? These reasons include but are not limited to Religious Reasons - Convenience (it's sort of hard to maintain body hair in the BC's.) - To keep lice and other bugs from jumping ship To keep germs from spreading What do you do if you have literally only a river nearby in which you bathe but you also have this body hair that keeps getting coated in dirt and grime? Simple. You remove the body hair. Dirt and grime rolls right off your smooth skin. Crisis solved It's worth noting that people shaved different ways, including plucking, straight up pulling out your individual hairs with your bare hands because you were that much of a badass, and using various rocks/glass to shave Then you have Alexander the Great who was more paranoid than Alastor Moody and was like, "People could grab our beards during battle!" and so he made himself and all of his soldiers shave. Then Julius Caesar came along and was like, "I look horrible with this beard but what do I look like without it? Damn. Okay new fashion trend. And everyone in Rome plucked out all of their body hair which sounds extremely painful and probably led to him being stabbed 23 times But that's the point. Even back in BC, it became a fashion statement created by men for men, specifically one of the most influential men in history And in the last two thousand years of history, body hair has gone in and out of fashion, sometimes seemingly overnight. In fact, hair in general has gone in and out of fashion, which is why people eventually started wearing big giant wigs so that they could just take it off and put it on depending on the morning So then in the 1900s (essentially yesterday as far as history goes) these magazine companies came along and were like, "Ladies, you know how men have spent the last 30,000 years or so going through this trend of stripping all of their body hair off for the sake of fashion because smooth skin looks badass just look at Caesar? Have you c onside re d?" Now with that being said it's important to know that flappers in the 1920s still rocked leg hair if they wanted to because they didn't care they were too busy being badass. But you know, flappers were the outliers. People who followed fashion now had these magazines saying that the newest fashionable thing was this. Razor companies picked up on this fashion trend in the mid-1900s and were like, "Oh yeah. Shaving everything is awesome, women. You should shave everything and you should buy our razors to do so." And since it's historically proven that people follow trends, women shaved everything for decades and still do. Give it a few years and suddenly looking like Cousin It from Addams Family will be the newest trend Now obviously this simplifies things because yes, there are extremely sexist men out there who have bought into these capitalistic fashion trends and somehow have gotten it ingrained that yes, in order to look sexy, women do need to shave because gosh gee golly dee this newspaper says so. But it's no different than men seeing an ad for makeup or a new dress and being like, "Jiminy Crickets, Sally, you should try this." Were women forced to undergo trends due to internalized sexism (thinking they needed to be better than other women) and blatant sexism (men weighing in on what is sexy or not)? Absolutely. Are we still forced to undergo those trends? Eh, no, not really, but some people really want us to. And that sucks. But the point is that shaving does not not NOT have pedophilic roots. dr: Shaving does NOT have pedophilic roots! (Actually, I don't care if it's too long, go back up there and read because you all need to learm something.) Sources Being a History Concentration which gives you the power of knowing random history facts while forgetting your mother's name todavifoundo index shaving/ sis.pdf thank god for the debunking senpatriarch e usually Tumbir needs to stop trying to wrong

dontcallmequeer beauty standards are all bad but one that sticks out to me is the idea that women should be free of body hair, because literally no-one has naturally no body hair like what are we trying to emulate here? oh, except children dontcallmequeer oh Boom. I'm pretty sure this started because of sex workers in France- shaving to appear younger because then they could charge more since young girls were more valuable to their clientele, especially if they were virgins. And from there it spread until it became a beauty norm in the West. Rising hemlines and sleeveless dresses in the 20s probably went a long way to making it mainstream. Pinches bridge of nose Tumblr.. get that you can't go a day without doing this crap but it isn't even eight o'clock in the goddamn moming! And since I'm exhausted and this is exhausting, I'm making this history lesson short: SHAVING HAS EXISTED SINCE 30,000 BC AND HISTORICALLY, MEN HAVE ACTUALLY SHAVED MORE THAN WOMEN! So why did they all start shaving? A number of reasons, none of which are linked to p--------- you complete and utter- seriously tumblr what the hell? These reasons include but are not limited to Religious Reasons - Convenience (it's sort of hard to maintain body hair in the BC's.) - To keep lice and other bugs from jumping ship To keep germs from spreading What do you do if you have literally only a river nearby in which you bathe but you also have this body hair that keeps getting coated in dirt and grime? Simple. You remove the body hair. Dirt and grime rolls right off your smooth skin. Crisis solved It's worth noting that people shaved different ways, including plucking, straight up pulling out your individual hairs with your bare hands because you were that much of a badass, and using various rocks/glass to shave Then you have Alexander the Great who was more paranoid than Alastor Moody and was like, "People could grab our beards during battle!" and so he made himself and all of his soldiers shave. Then Julius Caesar came along and was like, "I look horrible with this beard but what do I look like without it? Damn. Okay new fashion trend. And everyone in Rome plucked out all of their body hair which sounds extremely painful and probably led to him being stabbed 23 times But that's the point. Even back in BC, it became a fashion statement created by men for men, specifically one of the most influential men in history And in the last two thousand years of history, body hair has gone in and out of fashion, sometimes seemingly overnight. In fact, hair in general has gone in and out of fashion, which is why people eventually started wearing big giant wigs so that they could just take it off and put it on depending on the morning So then in the 1900s (essentially yesterday as far as history goes) these magazine companies came along and were like, "Ladies, you know how men have spent the last 30,000 years or so going through this trend of stripping all of their body hair off for the sake of fashion because smooth skin looks badass just look at Caesar? Have you c onside re d?" Now with that being said it's important to know that flappers in the 1920s still rocked leg hair if they wanted to because they didn't care they were too busy being badass. But you know, flappers were the outliers. People who followed fashion now had these magazines saying that the newest fashionable thing was this. Razor companies picked up on this fashion trend in the mid-1900s and were like, "Oh yeah. Shaving everything is awesome, women. You should shave everything and you should buy our razors to do so." And since it's historically proven that people follow trends, women shaved everything for decades and still do. Give it a few years and suddenly looking like Cousin It from Addams Family will be the newest trend Now obviously this simplifies things because yes, there are extremely sexist men out there who have bought into these capitalistic fashion trends and somehow have gotten it ingrained that yes, in order to look sexy, women do need to shave because gosh gee golly dee this newspaper says so. But it's no different than men seeing an ad for makeup or a new dress and being like, "Jiminy Crickets, Sally, you should try this." Were women forced to undergo trends due to internalized sexism (thinking they needed to be better than other women) and blatant sexism (men weighing in on what is sexy or not)? Absolutely. Are we still forced to undergo those trends? Eh, no, not really, but some people really want us to. And that sucks. But the point is that shaving does not not NOT have pedophilic roots. dr: Shaving does NOT have pedophilic roots! (Actually, I don't care if it's too long, go back up there and read because you all need to learm something.) Sources Being a History Concentration which gives you the power of knowing random history facts while forgetting your mother's name todavifoundo index shaving/ sis.pdf thank god for the debunking senpatriarch e usually Tumbir needs to stop trying to wrong

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A bot wrote this obituary and I'm losing my mind Brenda Tent retired from living at the age of old, surrounded by family and natural causes. A librarian from birth, Brenda was an avid collector of dust. She had a sweet heart and married her high school. She loved having hobbies and helping her sons to be disadvantaged youths. She had no horses but thought she did. The church gave her a choir because she sang like bird and looked like bird and Brenda was a bird. She owed us so many poems. The funeral will be held in 1977 at heaven. In lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life. See you in 1977 randomslasher Follow It is literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this because the entire thing is gold. 21,992 notes

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