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FaceTime from a Baby

Chris @chris I got a random FaceTime call just now. Answered. IT WAS A BABY. He was playing on his mom's phone and was typing numbers and CALLED ME. Made my night honestly
Chris @chris I got a random FaceTime call just now. Answered. IT WAS A BABY. He was playing on his mom's phone and was typing numbers and CALLED ME. Made my night honestly

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Success

abdul @Advil 1h ever since i was a little kid i've always wanted to get on a fire truck, i'm tempted to just walk my grown ass over to a fire station and just ask. O 38 口 26 O 541 abdul @Advil omg it worked SERVICE 0. 2
abdul @Advil 1h ever since i was a little kid i've always wanted to get on a fire truck, i'm tempted to just walk my grown ass over to a fire station and just ask. O 38 口 26 O 541 abdul @Advil omg it worked SERVICE 0. 2

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Never Too Old For a Water Park

Dad took us to the water park. We are 24.
Dad took us to the water park. We are 24.

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Human Nigel

Bounder @DawgBelly A small joy in my life is that my sis is dating a guy with the same name as her cat & human Nigel hates that we all call him human Nigel. 5/11/17, 5:49 PM
Bounder @DawgBelly A small joy in my life is that my sis is dating a guy with the same name as her cat & human Nigel hates that we all call him human Nigel. 5/11/17, 5:49 PM

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A Successful Date

Elizabeth my little sister went on a date with a young farmer tonight. He decided to gift her a 12kg wheel of cheese...?
Elizabeth my little sister went on a date with a young farmer tonight. He decided to gift her a 12kg wheel of cheese...?

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His First House

I bought myself a house, after 4 months of work (and waiting out my apt lease) I moved in, slept my 1st night in it. When I was a boy in foster care I used to think before sleep, "someday l'll have my very own house and nobody will tell me I have to leave". Now that is true. ...
I bought myself a house, after 4 months of work (and waiting out my apt lease) I moved in, slept my 1st night in it. When I was a boy in foster care I used to think before sleep, "someday l'll have my very own house and nobody will tell me I have to leave". Now that is true. ...

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Just Hanging Out

Marina Preciado @oxminaox My husband has been so helpful with our baby but watching him become a dad has been so funny. The other night he did the 3am feeding while I slept, but he woke me up to say "okay I changed him, he's fed, but he's awake still. Do I just hangout with him?"
Marina Preciado @oxminaox My husband has been so helpful with our baby but watching him become a dad has been so funny. The other night he did the 3am feeding while I slept, but he woke me up to say "okay I changed him, he's fed, but he's awake still. Do I just hangout with him?"

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Celebration

em @uhhm this woman just came and bought $300 worth of fireworks and I was being nice and said "ooh are ya planning a big bbq" and she said "no my son has muscular distrophy and was supposed to die by 18, we're celebrating his 40th birthday tomorrow, he likes fireworks" wow 12:29 AM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
em @uhhm this woman just came and bought $300 worth of fireworks and I was being nice and said "ooh are ya planning a big bbq" and she said "no my son has muscular distrophy and was supposed to die by 18, we're celebrating his 40th birthday tomorrow, he likes fireworks" wow 12:29 AM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Bob

I was behind a grandmother who was apparently visiting Starbucks for the first time. The barista said, "CanI get a name for your drink?" She looked very confused and said, slowly, "I guess just call it Bob?"
I was behind a grandmother who was apparently visiting Starbucks for the first time. The barista said, "CanI get a name for your drink?" She looked very confused and said, slowly, "I guess just call it Bob?"

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Liana 'I Like Stuff' Kerzner

Liana 'I Like Stuff' Kerzner @redlianak Could you imagine if Empire Strikes Back came out today? F--- YOU GEORGE LUCAS YOU KILLED HAN SOLO FOR WOKE S--- ABOUT FEELINGS. Or, say, Wrath of Khan. F--- YOU STAR TREK YOU KILLED SPOCK FOR WOKE S--- ABOUT FRIENDSHIP. Perspective.
Liana 'I Like Stuff' Kerzner @redlianak Could you imagine if Empire Strikes Back came out today? F--- YOU GEORGE LUCAS YOU KILLED HAN SOLO FOR WOKE S--- ABOUT FEELINGS. Or, say, Wrath of Khan. F--- YOU STAR TREK YOU KILLED SPOCK FOR WOKE S--- ABOUT FRIENDSHIP. Perspective.

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Lol

Ryuk @FlameLinker sea bears when they see my anti-sea bear circle Walnuts @SomeWalnuts · 23h what unpopular opinions will have you like THIS Show this thread 12:59 PM Jul 23, 2021 - Twitter Web App 2,873 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 12.9K Likes
Ryuk @FlameLinker sea bears when they see my anti-sea bear circle Walnuts @SomeWalnuts · 23h what unpopular opinions will have you like THIS Show this thread 12:59 PM Jul 23, 2021 - Twitter Web App 2,873 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 12.9K Likes

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Kevin Smith, is that you?

Kneon @Kneon Kevin? Is that you? You need a better avatar, dude. i support teela's undercut ruini... · 5m ... The same bigots who were bigots about The Last Jedi are gonna be bigots about Masters of the Universe: Revelation. They'll keep screaming "woke" and crying like babies. But the rest of us will get a good show, so there's that. Kneon @Kneon 20m The same people who applauded choices made in The Last Jedi will applaud choices made in Masters of the Universe: Revelation. 1 7:22 AM Jul 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 67 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 644 Likes
Kneon @Kneon Kevin? Is that you? You need a better avatar, dude. i support teela's undercut ruini... · 5m ... The same bigots who were bigots about The Last Jedi are gonna be bigots about Masters of the Universe: Revelation. They'll keep screaming "woke" and crying like babies. But the rest of us will get a good show, so there's that. Kneon @Kneon 20m The same people who applauded choices made in The Last Jedi will applaud choices made in Masters of the Universe: Revelation. 1 7:22 AM Jul 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 67 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 644 Likes

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Twitter will start testing a dislike feature

Twitter Support @TwitterSupport Some of you on iOS may see different options to up or down vote on replies. We're testing this to understand the types of replies you find relevant in a convo, so we can work on ways to show more of them. Your downvotes aren't public, while your upvotes will be shown as likes. 15 9-16 Tweet Tweet Tweet Brie Brie Brie esktch Conedyfan esktch Comedyfan esich Comedyfan Looking for some cute lunch reccs in Exeter. Anyone got some good tips? Looking for some cute lunch reccs in Exeter. Anyone got some good tips? Looking for some cute lunch reccs in Exeter. Anyone got some good tips? 9:20 - 2/12/20 - Twitter for los 9:20 - 2/12/20 - Twitter for OS 9:20 - 2/12/20 - Twitter for ios S Retweets Lks SRetweets 60Likes SRetweets Likes Jess eCupcakesobest- Cafe on the green is my favorite spot! Jess CupcakesRDBest. th Cale on the green ia my favorite spot Jess CuocakesRDBest th Cafe on the green is my favorite spot ta os a pauloe. pcabralantunes Most of the restaurants by the uay are paulo e.pcabralantunes th Most of the restauranes by the quay are pretty goed paulo c. Opcatralantunes th Most of the restaurants by the quay are pretty good pretty good Becca Ceverwordplayr-th Biking in that city is awtu. I dont know why someone would want to go there BeccaCleverWortolayr-th Bking in that oity is awtul. I dent know why someone would want to go there BeccaCleverWordplayr h Biking in that city is awful. I dont know why someone would wart to go there eate Add anether Tweet Add another Tweet Add another Taoet 2:52 PM · Jul 21, 2021 · Sprinklr 2,200 Retweets 8,347 Quote Tweets 7,764 Likes
Twitter Support @TwitterSupport Some of you on iOS may see different options to up or down vote on replies. We're testing this to understand the types of replies you find relevant in a convo, so we can work on ways to show more of them. Your downvotes aren't public, while your upvotes will be shown as likes. 15 9-16 Tweet Tweet Tweet Brie Brie Brie esktch Conedyfan esktch Comedyfan esich Comedyfan Looking for some cute lunch reccs in Exeter. Anyone got some good tips? Looking for some cute lunch reccs in Exeter. Anyone got some good tips? Looking for some cute lunch reccs in Exeter. Anyone got some good tips? 9:20 - 2/12/20 - Twitter for los 9:20 - 2/12/20 - Twitter for OS 9:20 - 2/12/20 - Twitter for ios S Retweets Lks SRetweets 60Likes SRetweets Likes Jess eCupcakesobest- Cafe on the green is my favorite spot! Jess CupcakesRDBest. th Cale on the green ia my favorite spot Jess CuocakesRDBest th Cafe on the green is my favorite spot ta os a pauloe. pcabralantunes Most of the restaurants by the uay are paulo e.pcabralantunes th Most of the restauranes by the quay are pretty goed paulo c. Opcatralantunes th Most of the restaurants by the quay are pretty good pretty good Becca Ceverwordplayr-th Biking in that city is awtu. I dont know why someone would want to go there BeccaCleverWortolayr-th Bking in that oity is awtul. I dent know why someone would want to go there BeccaCleverWordplayr h Biking in that city is awful. I dont know why someone would wart to go there eate Add anether Tweet Add another Tweet Add another Taoet 2:52 PM · Jul 21, 2021 · Sprinklr 2,200 Retweets 8,347 Quote Tweets 7,764 Likes

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Yes Why Wouldn't I Want $150,000

YES WHY WOULDN'TI WANT $150,000 Lotty Earns @lottyburns · May 26, 2019 You're offered £50,000, but if you accept, the person you hate most in the world gets £100,000 - are you taking it?
YES WHY WOULDN'TI WANT $150,000 Lotty Earns @lottyburns · May 26, 2019 You're offered £50,000, but if you accept, the person you hate most in the world gets £100,000 - are you taking it?

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P*pa Johns Shot

Vodka P*pa John's garlic sauce shot with Parmesan rim. I live outside of God's sight and by consequence outside of his love.
Vodka P*pa John's garlic sauce shot with Parmesan rim. I live outside of God's sight and by consequence outside of his love.

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Elevator Go Out

Hong Kong projects LeBronx James ... @Pacino13_ The elevator go out and you homeless
Hong Kong projects LeBronx James ... @Pacino13_ The elevator go out and you homeless

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Terribledactyl

Frankzulla @frankzulla Had that dream again where l'm a pterodactyl but can't fly too good and all the other pterodactyls call me a "terribledactyl" and dinosaur laugh at me.
Frankzulla @frankzulla Had that dream again where l'm a pterodactyl but can't fly too good and all the other pterodactyls call me a "terribledactyl" and dinosaur laugh at me.

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