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Anonymous (ID: 7t/2DuRg) 04/09/12(Mon)21:16:54 No.392264835 >Be 15 >With my GF, also 15 >At my place >Foreplay, both horny as f--- >She rips my bra off >Spaghetti all over the floor >Went so hard that the DJ didn't was if paper-plates
Anonymous (ID: 7t/2DuRg) 04/09/12(Mon)21:16:54 No.392264835 >Be 15 >With my GF, also 15 >At my place >Foreplay, both horny as f--- >She rips my bra off >Spaghetti all over the floor >Went so hard that the DJ didn't was if paper-plates

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Anonymous (ID: Zr3YAAuv) 04/09/12(Mon)21:12:05 No. 392263829 File: >> 1334020325.jpgー(338 KB, 960x 1620, catmonster.jpg) Didnt know sister was home In kitchen naked >Sister comes in Im so shocked i just freeze >Sister looks at my wood >"I want to taste you" >Im as hard as a rock with big meaty balls >I lay down >She puts her feet on my legs crouches over me >No lube around >Pours warm water on my d--- >Suddenly im soft WHAT THE F--- >She says its ok >Starts sucking on my limp noodle c--- >Slurping it all sloppy like >Trying to get me hard >Dog walks into kitchen enticed by smell >Starts sniffing my feet >Starts whining >Sister lets dog lick my right ball >Feelsgoodman >Suddenly i c-- >HOW DID I C--?I WAS SOFT C-- everywhere >All over my balls, my dog, my sisters legs OH S--- OH S--- MY C-- IS RED >Dog bites off my left nut >Sister bites off my c--- >Sister sticks fork in right ball >Feelsgreatman >Something isnt right C-- smells like tomato >My penis is spaghetti I am a table
Anonymous (ID: Zr3YAAuv) 04/09/12(Mon)21:12:05 No. 392263829 File: >> 1334020325.jpgー(338 KB, 960x 1620, catmonster.jpg) Didnt know sister was home In kitchen naked >Sister comes in Im so shocked i just freeze >Sister looks at my wood >"I want to taste you" >Im as hard as a rock with big meaty balls >I lay down >She puts her feet on my legs crouches over me >No lube around >Pours warm water on my d--- >Suddenly im soft WHAT THE F--- >She says its ok >Starts sucking on my limp noodle c--- >Slurping it all sloppy like >Trying to get me hard >Dog walks into kitchen enticed by smell >Starts sniffing my feet >Starts whining >Sister lets dog lick my right ball >Feelsgoodman >Suddenly i c-- >HOW DID I C--?I WAS SOFT C-- everywhere >All over my balls, my dog, my sisters legs OH S--- OH S--- MY C-- IS RED >Dog bites off my left nut >Sister bites off my c--- >Sister sticks fork in right ball >Feelsgreatman >Something isnt right C-- smells like tomato >My penis is spaghetti I am a table

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GA PLEASE GIVE ME A 'D LIKE A COPY OF ATELIER TOTOR COPY OF ATELIER TOTORI RIGHT NOW NOT AGAIN. WHAT THAT IS. WHAT GAME ARE YOU OK? ATELIER TOTORI 0ID0 OIDO PLEASE MONEY ATELIER SAMESTOP TOTORI 10I 100 000 nn -ask for a copy of Atelier Totori -spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets -oh god not again "Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now.'" I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" struggling to contain my embarrassment -clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- -meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets -voice reduced to a mumble "have money please alterlier toroti give money please game" Are you ok?" -s--- breaches through my asscheeks propelled forward at 60mph crash through the Gamestop employee's counter he's holding on to me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards -yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI -Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghetti my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping he tilts me backwards the sheer force of my s--- has reached 6S0mph, we are now propelling upwards the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus the gforce is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale -spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- -my transformation is almost complete -as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a -steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail
GA PLEASE GIVE ME A 'D LIKE A COPY OF ATELIER TOTOR COPY OF ATELIER TOTORI RIGHT NOW NOT AGAIN. WHAT THAT IS. WHAT GAME ARE YOU OK? ATELIER TOTORI 0ID0 OIDO PLEASE MONEY ATELIER SAMESTOP TOTORI 10I 100 000 nn -ask for a copy of Atelier Totori -spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets -oh god not again "Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now.'" I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" struggling to contain my embarrassment -clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- -meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets -voice reduced to a mumble "have money please alterlier toroti give money please game" Are you ok?" -s--- breaches through my asscheeks propelled forward at 60mph crash through the Gamestop employee's counter he's holding on to me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards -yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI -Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghetti my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping he tilts me backwards the sheer force of my s--- has reached 6S0mph, we are now propelling upwards the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus the gforce is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale -spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- -my transformation is almost complete -as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a -steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail

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izz, j--- all over my pants 4 de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:23 Me gusta >Cute girl at the gym >she comes to me bro and starts conversation >Can't hear, blacking out from shyness >didn't take aspergers' pills today >spaghetti starts falling from my pockets >I start reciting in my head Im f----- zyzz brah" >she asks me "are you okay? >I say loudly Tm f----- zyzz brah!!!" > "zebra?" >I burst into treats >run from gym >Everybody calls me zebra now de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:30 -Ya no me gusta 42 I know that feel bro 4 de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:51 Me gusta
izz, j--- all over my pants 4 de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:23 Me gusta >Cute girl at the gym >she comes to me bro and starts conversation >Can't hear, blacking out from shyness >didn't take aspergers' pills today >spaghetti starts falling from my pockets >I start reciting in my head Im f----- zyzz brah" >she asks me "are you okay? >I say loudly Tm f----- zyzz brah!!!" > "zebra?" >I burst into treats >run from gym >Everybody calls me zebra now de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:30 -Ya no me gusta 42 I know that feel bro 4 de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:51 Me gusta

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File 1324421242.png(1.29 MB, 1280x720, shot0005.png) 00 Anonymous 12/20/11(Tue)17:47 No.7184946 00 to the teacher's lounge to get a drink >Go >See Sonoda walk in >She smiles at me I try and ask her how she's doing but its just a mumble >cant maintain eye contact >she starts to snicker >Kouhei-sensei comes out and smacks her on the ass sthey all point and laugh and tell me to speak up [T music comes on >everyone in the teacher's lounge is laughing at me >Sonoda starts grinding on me. >I can't move stutter "b-back that ass up" >The whole school is howling in laughter >All the spaghetti falls out of my pocket I run out crying, slip and piss myself out in the parking lot
File 1324421242.png(1.29 MB, 1280x720, shot0005.png) 00 Anonymous 12/20/11(Tue)17:47 No.7184946 00 to the teacher's lounge to get a drink >Go >See Sonoda walk in >She smiles at me I try and ask her how she's doing but its just a mumble >cant maintain eye contact >she starts to snicker >Kouhei-sensei comes out and smacks her on the ass sthey all point and laugh and tell me to speak up [T music comes on >everyone in the teacher's lounge is laughing at me >Sonoda starts grinding on me. >I can't move stutter "b-back that ass up" >The whole school is howling in laughter >All the spaghetti falls out of my pocket I run out crying, slip and piss myself out in the parking lot

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File 1323573434jpg-(11 KB, 300x329, will smith.jpg) Hideo Kojima 12/10/11 (Sat)22:17 No. 120059959 >presenting new trailer for my game at VGA >feel my spaghetti falling out of my pocket freak out a little >tell the audience "sorry" >start grabbing my spaghetti to not let anyone see it >I feel it falling faster >start farting and apologizing to the crowd more >stare at friend trying to get him to talk for me >he tells me to continue >l feel his dishonor >my spaghetti reaches my knees >I hold my treats back in shame >tell the audience sorry once more >my meanie head friend finally takes over >my spaghetti hits the ground >the trailer starts >audience busts up in laughter I feel they're laughter piece my soul >run backstage where Gabe comforts me the rest of the time Sorry about venting. My day wasn't alright. □ Anonymous 12/10/11 (Sat)22:17 No.1 20060085 Damn that sucks Maymato □ Hideo Kojima 12/10/11 (Sat)22:18 No. 120060281 >Gabe tells me after the show to b-back my ass up >I tell him I am not ready and to please weight
File 1323573434jpg-(11 KB, 300x329, will smith.jpg) Hideo Kojima 12/10/11 (Sat)22:17 No. 120059959 >presenting new trailer for my game at VGA >feel my spaghetti falling out of my pocket freak out a little >tell the audience "sorry" >start grabbing my spaghetti to not let anyone see it >I feel it falling faster >start farting and apologizing to the crowd more >stare at friend trying to get him to talk for me >he tells me to continue >l feel his dishonor >my spaghetti reaches my knees >I hold my treats back in shame >tell the audience sorry once more >my meanie head friend finally takes over >my spaghetti hits the ground >the trailer starts >audience busts up in laughter I feel they're laughter piece my soul >run backstage where Gabe comforts me the rest of the time Sorry about venting. My day wasn't alright. □ Anonymous 12/10/11 (Sat)22:17 No.1 20060085 Damn that sucks Maymato □ Hideo Kojima 12/10/11 (Sat)22:18 No. 120060281 >Gabe tells me after the show to b-back my ass up >I tell him I am not ready and to please weight

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File 1323375836.gif-(473 KB, 320x240, 1278816275018.gif) walk into Gamestop ask for a copy of Atelier Totori >''What?" spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh f--- not again face gets red >"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now. >"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >voice reduced to a mumble >"have money please alterlier torti give money please game" >"Are you okay?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the Gamestop employee's counter >he's holding onto me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghett my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping >he tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now >Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail
File 1323375836.gif-(473 KB, 320x240, 1278816275018.gif) walk into Gamestop ask for a copy of Atelier Totori >''What?" spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh f--- not again face gets red >"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now. >"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >voice reduced to a mumble >"have money please alterlier torti give money please game" >"Are you okay?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the Gamestop employee's counter >he's holding onto me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghett my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping >he tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now >Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail

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PS: If you live in Australia and are still having trouble accessing the site, please let me know File 1323102355.ipg-(11 KB, 329x220, gt+come+home+from+work+gt+wife+in+living(...)jpg) Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:25:55 No.366411341 >come home from work wife in living room tv is on >Dancing with the Stars >me: "why do you watch this crap" >she looks at me with rage >shouts "f--- you i hate you you have a small d--- and i f----- the neighbor you're a horrible husband" >she has a knife >she's walking towards me stumble backwards >the spaghetti falls out of my pockets scramble to pick up the spaghetti >so nervous and scared i start c------ c-- and pasta sauce everywhere >wife stabs me >starts cutting me with her claws >she's a bear then i remember keep a crossbow under the couch dive for it and fire randomly >it hits me in the knee Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:28:33 No.36641 1596 >366411341 11/10 op. THATS MY F------ TASTE OF HUMOR Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:28:38 No.36641 1611 9/10 Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:29:51 No.366411735 I chuckled, good work OP 10:41 A 12/5/20
PS: If you live in Australia and are still having trouble accessing the site, please let me know File 1323102355.ipg-(11 KB, 329x220, gt+come+home+from+work+gt+wife+in+living(...)jpg) Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:25:55 No.366411341 >come home from work wife in living room tv is on >Dancing with the Stars >me: "why do you watch this crap" >she looks at me with rage >shouts "f--- you i hate you you have a small d--- and i f----- the neighbor you're a horrible husband" >she has a knife >she's walking towards me stumble backwards >the spaghetti falls out of my pockets scramble to pick up the spaghetti >so nervous and scared i start c------ c-- and pasta sauce everywhere >wife stabs me >starts cutting me with her claws >she's a bear then i remember keep a crossbow under the couch dive for it and fire randomly >it hits me in the knee Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:28:33 No.36641 1596 >366411341 11/10 op. THATS MY F------ TASTE OF HUMOR Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:28:38 No.36641 1611 9/10 Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:29:51 No.366411735 I chuckled, good work OP 10:41 A 12/5/20

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1291910283.jpg-(39 KB, 413x417, 1285656778727.jpg) □ Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)10:58:03 No.293426XXX Be 10 >playing pokemon on s------ before school >Bus comes outside >I still havent wiped >Mom yells I have to go >Have horrible poison ivy on crotch >Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus >Girl like sits next to me >asks me if ive ever been kissed >I take out my gameboy >She starts whispering in my ear >l start sweating look down >The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed > She notices >l notice >l open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes >My sphagetti falls out all over >l start sweating more >Realize i forgot to wipe my ass >The entire bus smells like s--- and sphagetti >bus gets to school >Try and run to bathroom >teacher catches me >its penis inspection day >my name is alan aardvark > I have to go first >Nurse demands For me to take off my pants >l refurse >She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch >close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs >She unzips my pants, the smell of sphagetti, cream and s--- leaks out >she pukes on my d--- >get expelled F------ PENIS INSPECTION DAY
1291910283.jpg-(39 KB, 413x417, 1285656778727.jpg) □ Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)10:58:03 No.293426XXX Be 10 >playing pokemon on s------ before school >Bus comes outside >I still havent wiped >Mom yells I have to go >Have horrible poison ivy on crotch >Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus >Girl like sits next to me >asks me if ive ever been kissed >I take out my gameboy >She starts whispering in my ear >l start sweating look down >The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed > She notices >l notice >l open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes >My sphagetti falls out all over >l start sweating more >Realize i forgot to wipe my ass >The entire bus smells like s--- and sphagetti >bus gets to school >Try and run to bathroom >teacher catches me >its penis inspection day >my name is alan aardvark > I have to go first >Nurse demands For me to take off my pants >l refurse >She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch >close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs >She unzips my pants, the smell of sphagetti, cream and s--- leaks out >she pukes on my d--- >get expelled F------ PENIS INSPECTION DAY

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Anonymous 12/03/11(Sat)04:03:28 No.365998547 File 1322903008.jpg-(43 KB, 503x394, Goku-powering-up-dbz-rampage-2(...) jpg) be 17 >coming home from a party with a group of friends bunch of guys start hitting on this one girl in our group she asks them to leave her alone >they don't stop and start following us we try to walk quicker, but they manage to catch up >had a battle plan ready, just as much of them as we had men in the group so we were going to go man to man l step up to the guy who started it all >he shoves me back a bit >l hit into one of my friends the sudden shaking makes the spaghetti in my pocket fall out l try to pick it up with a nearby newspaper, but its everywhere >embarrassed as f--- >everyone is laughing at me
Anonymous 12/03/11(Sat)04:03:28 No.365998547 File 1322903008.jpg-(43 KB, 503x394, Goku-powering-up-dbz-rampage-2(...) jpg) be 17 >coming home from a party with a group of friends bunch of guys start hitting on this one girl in our group she asks them to leave her alone >they don't stop and start following us we try to walk quicker, but they manage to catch up >had a battle plan ready, just as much of them as we had men in the group so we were going to go man to man l step up to the guy who started it all >he shoves me back a bit >l hit into one of my friends the sudden shaking makes the spaghetti in my pocket fall out l try to pick it up with a nearby newspaper, but its everywhere >embarrassed as f--- >everyone is laughing at me

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Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)12:51 No.10034397 >8/10 girl repeatedly posts "hi again" and")" on my wall >Finally have the balls to talk to her on fb chat >2 hour-long conversations >waste all the topics >she wants to meet me the next day >I have nothing to talk about, I can only talk about anime and video games awkward silence >spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh god not again >face gets red >"h-hey so have you h-heard about the angry video game nn-nerd?" the angry video what? >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets voice reduced to a mumble >"angry video games cartoon waifu please you me please" >"Are you ok?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks >propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the gir >she's holding on to me for dear life >all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face >yelling "VIDEO GAMES NERD WAIFU CARTOONS PLEASE GIRL" >Girl is covered in s--- and spaghetti >my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping she tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards >the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus >the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale >spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now >Girl has died from lack of oxygen, her body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete >as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder >steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail 100% real
Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)12:51 No.10034397 >8/10 girl repeatedly posts "hi again" and")" on my wall >Finally have the balls to talk to her on fb chat >2 hour-long conversations >waste all the topics >she wants to meet me the next day >I have nothing to talk about, I can only talk about anime and video games awkward silence >spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh god not again >face gets red >"h-hey so have you h-heard about the angry video game nn-nerd?" the angry video what? >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets voice reduced to a mumble >"angry video games cartoon waifu please you me please" >"Are you ok?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks >propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the gir >she's holding on to me for dear life >all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face >yelling "VIDEO GAMES NERD WAIFU CARTOONS PLEASE GIRL" >Girl is covered in s--- and spaghetti >my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping she tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards >the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus >the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale >spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now >Girl has died from lack of oxygen, her body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete >as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder >steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail 100% real

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□ Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)14:01:1 No.320233343 >Reach into pocket Spaghetti falls out >So humiliated I burst into treats
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Anonymous 09/29/11 (Thu)22:14:53 No. 355965288 gamestop thread? gamestop thread walk into Gamestop ask for a copy of Atelier Totori >"What? >spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh god not again face gets red "Please give me a copy of Atelier Tot >"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets voice reduced to a mumble >"have money please alterlier toroti give money please game" "Are you ok?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks ori right now." propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the Gamestop employee's counter >he's holding on to me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face syelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI" Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghetti >my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping he tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards >the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus >the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale >spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete >as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder >steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail
Anonymous 09/29/11 (Thu)22:14:53 No. 355965288 gamestop thread? gamestop thread walk into Gamestop ask for a copy of Atelier Totori >"What? >spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh god not again face gets red "Please give me a copy of Atelier Tot >"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets voice reduced to a mumble >"have money please alterlier toroti give money please game" "Are you ok?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks ori right now." propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the Gamestop employee's counter >he's holding on to me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face syelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI" Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghetti >my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping he tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards >the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus >the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale >spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete >as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder >steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail

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>> ■ Anonymous 04/03/11 (Sun)15:03:2 No.320243120 >get introduced to girl by friend bwe make poor comersation, both nvoiding eye contact I spot a a white thing hanging out of her pocket >stare at it fixedly, breaking out in sweat can't help myself, pinch the white thing and pull Sits spaghetti She has f----- spaghetti in her pockets >I grab a fistful of spaghetti out of my own pocket and shoves it in her face >we f----- all night
>> ■ Anonymous 04/03/11 (Sun)15:03:2 No.320243120 >get introduced to girl by friend bwe make poor comersation, both nvoiding eye contact I spot a a white thing hanging out of her pocket >stare at it fixedly, breaking out in sweat can't help myself, pinch the white thing and pull Sits spaghetti She has f----- spaghetti in her pockets >I grab a fistful of spaghetti out of my own pocket and shoves it in her face >we f----- all night

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