1291910283.jpg-(39 KB, 413x417, 1285656778727.jpg) □ Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)10:58:03 No.293426XXX Be 10 >playing pokemon on s------ before school >Bus comes outside >I still havent wiped >Mom yells I have to go >Have horrible poison ivy on crotch >Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus >Girl like sits next to me >asks me if ive ever been kissed >I take out my gameboy >She starts whispering in my ear >l start sweating look down >The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed > She notices >l notice >l open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes >My sphagetti falls out all over >l start sweating more >Realize i forgot to wipe my ass >The entire bus smells like s--- and sphagetti >bus gets to school >Try and run to bathroom >teacher catches me >its penis inspection day >my name is alan aardvark > I have to go first >Nurse demands For me to take off my pants >l refurse >She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch >close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs >She unzips my pants, the smell of sphagetti, cream and s--- leaks out >she pukes on my d--- >get expelled F------ PENIS INSPECTION DAY

Share Pin Download More

spaghetti alan aardvark

Origin Entry: Spaghetti Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (712px x 632px)

File size: 67.3 KB

FALLING SPAGHETTI

Even I can't believe I wrote this. I need to find better things to do with my time...

View All 61 Images

Load 2 Comments

Moar:

+11

Spaghetti Stories - Image #211,858

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

1291910283.jpg-(39 KB, 413x417, 1285656778727.jpg) □ Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)10:58:03 No.293426XXX Be 10 >playing pokemon on s------ before school >Bus comes outside >I still havent wiped >Mom yells I have to go >Have horrible poison ivy on crotch >Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus >Girl like sits next to me >asks me if ive ever been kissed >I take out my gameboy >She starts whispering in my ear >l start sweating look down >The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed > She notices >l notice >l open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes >My sphagetti falls out all over >l start sweating more >Realize i forgot to wipe my ass >The entire bus smells like s--- and sphagetti >bus gets to school >Try and run to bathroom >teacher catches me >its penis inspection day >my name is alan aardvark > I have to go first >Nurse demands For me to take off my pants >l refurse >She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch >close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs >She unzips my pants, the smell of sphagetti, cream and s--- leaks out >she pukes on my d--- >get expelled F------ PENIS INSPECTION DAY

View Gallery Random Image

+ Add a Comment

Comments (2)

Display Comments