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Anon is a chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/07/18(Sat)08:34:51 No.46624719 >be me >25 year old "chad" >have basic hygiene (take showers everyday, brush teeth etc.) >Maintian my body through shaving, haircuts etc. 131 KB JPG >go to gym regularly, eat healthy and take care of my body >Dress decently >Treat women with respect and pursue them confidently >compliment them and make them feel special >get 8/10 gf and live happily It's that easy guys. Just don't look like a f------ slob and take care of yourself.
: Anonymous 07/07/18(Sat)08:34:51 No.46624719 >be me >25 year old "chad" >have basic hygiene (take showers everyday, brush teeth etc.) >Maintian my body through shaving, haircuts etc. 131 KB JPG >go to gym regularly, eat healthy and take care of my body >Dress decently >Treat women with respect and pursue them confidently >compliment them and make them feel special >get 8/10 gf and live happily It's that easy guys. Just don't look like a f------ slob and take care of yourself.

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Anon will be in the news | /r/Greentext

- File: 1629379556961.jpg (236 KB, 1080x1080) O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)15:49:21 No.872477608 [Reply] We live. in a society. where, tomorrow. you'll be seeing me.. in the news... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! + 7 replies omitted. Click here to view. > O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)16:05:06 No.872478211 >>872478105 Id love to see that > O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)16:05:20 No.872478219 white face lul >> O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)16:06:14 No.872478263 >>872478102 You'll know tomorrow... just check the news. >>872478105 The reports of my... doxing. were greatly.. exaggerated. HAHA! O File: D2E5EE4A-E2A3-4743-BBF0-6(...).jpg (308 KB, 828x802) O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)16:06:35 No.872478280 [Reply] You'll see me in the news today
- File: 1629379556961.jpg (236 KB, 1080x1080) O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)15:49:21 No.872477608 [Reply] We live. in a society. where, tomorrow. you'll be seeing me.. in the news... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! + 7 replies omitted. Click here to view. > O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)16:05:06 No.872478211 >>872478105 Id love to see that > O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)16:05:20 No.872478219 white face lul >> O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)16:06:14 No.872478263 >>872478102 You'll know tomorrow... just check the news. >>872478105 The reports of my... doxing. were greatly.. exaggerated. HAHA! O File: D2E5EE4A-E2A3-4743-BBF0-6(...).jpg (308 KB, 828x802) O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)16:06:35 No.872478280 [Reply] You'll see me in the news today

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Anon gets gummy worms and soda | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/06/19(Wed)14:20:35 No.51312178 >2005 >go to Stop n Shop >buy gummy worms and a soda for $2 >2019 >go to gas station >gummy worms and soda costs over $5 What the f--- happened 291 KB PNG View Thread
: Anonymous 03/06/19(Wed)14:20:35 No.51312178 >2005 >go to Stop n Shop >buy gummy worms and a soda for $2 >2019 >go to gas station >gummy worms and soda costs over $5 What the f--- happened 291 KB PNG View Thread

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Sucks to be zuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)18:10:44 No.163529653 CO Meta DOD6FF60-F481-47EA-B286-384796D3BA78.jpg 45 KB JPG >Be a billionaire. >Still have to be a salesman.
: Anonymous 02/07/22(Mon)18:10:44 No.163529653 CO Meta DOD6FF60-F481-47EA-B286-384796D3BA78.jpg 45 KB JPG >Be a billionaire. >Still have to be a salesman.

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He might be somewhere doing well or somewhere else underground | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)09:02:28 No.790057917 >be me >8 y/o >on bus home >really damn hungry >see much older kid (15) behind me open his hot dog >always been scared of older kids >hunger.mpg is using too much maybe the real rare Depes were the Inends found along the way 12 KB JPG memory >"hey, can I please have a small bite?" >he turns to face me >doesn't utter a word, just smiles and hands me the whole hotdog >i grab it and sit back in my seat >happiest little f--- in the bus >22 now and I still regret not thanking that blessed soul Wherever you are, I hope you have a happy life my bro.
: Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)09:02:28 No.790057917 >be me >8 y/o >on bus home >really damn hungry >see much older kid (15) behind me open his hot dog >always been scared of older kids >hunger.mpg is using too much maybe the real rare Depes were the Inends found along the way 12 KB JPG memory >"hey, can I please have a small bite?" >he turns to face me >doesn't utter a word, just smiles and hands me the whole hotdog >i grab it and sit back in my seat >happiest little f--- in the bus >22 now and I still regret not thanking that blessed soul Wherever you are, I hope you have a happy life my bro.

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Anon is Lovin’ It | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)13:06:04 No.63322782 >getting mcdonalds late at night >going up the elevator with a girl who just came home from a party alone >she says "those fries smell good" >I say "yup" >she says "i'm hungry for some fries" 90 KB PNG >I say "fries are pretty good" >on her floor she stands in the elevator door and leans up against the frame in an attempt to be seductive and says "i sure would like some fries" and bites her lip >l say "they're open 24 hours" >she leaves I managed to protect my fries and my virginity.
: Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)13:06:04 No.63322782 >getting mcdonalds late at night >going up the elevator with a girl who just came home from a party alone >she says "those fries smell good" >I say "yup" >she says "i'm hungry for some fries" 90 KB PNG >I say "fries are pretty good" >on her floor she stands in the elevator door and leans up against the frame in an attempt to be seductive and says "i sure would like some fries" and bites her lip >l say "they're open 24 hours" >she leaves I managed to protect my fries and my virginity.

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Anon leaves a review on steam | /r/Greentext

1574216726259.png 344 KB PNG >Leave a steam review on a small game bashing it with negative rating >Dev replies
1574216726259.png 344 KB PNG >Leave a steam review on a small game bashing it with negative rating >Dev replies

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Anon gets double-racism | /r/Greentext

>Be me black >Be Lightskin >See dumb post on twitter saying cops shouldn't stop black fights >Respond saying thats dumb >Get called a racist 24 KB JPG >Respond saying i'm black myself >She asks for a pic of my arm with a piece of paper with my twitter name >Send her said picture >Get told that I don't look black >Respond saying i'm lightskin >She legit says "Then your not actually black, You have more white genes >Tell her both of my parents are African American >She says they aren't black either >She blocks me after. Why are people like this
>Be me black >Be Lightskin >See dumb post on twitter saying cops shouldn't stop black fights >Respond saying thats dumb >Get called a racist 24 KB JPG >Respond saying i'm black myself >She asks for a pic of my arm with a piece of paper with my twitter name >Send her said picture >Get told that I don't look black >Respond saying i'm lightskin >She legit says "Then your not actually black, You have more white genes >Tell her both of my parents are African American >She says they aren't black either >She blocks me after. Why are people like this

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Anon is a cop | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Oi/IMEHO ) 04/26/14(Sat)01:38:43 No.543898176 >Be a cop >Patrolling, doing cop things >See a guy driving like 15 miles below the speed limit >Swerving around like a m----------- 36 KB JPG >Can see lots of smoke coming out of his windows >Assume he's blazing it, pull him over >Walk up to his window and he rolls it down >He's got a f------ hot plate plugged into his c-------- lighter >M----------- is making pancakes while driving and burned them IMG 340826712317830.jpg 39 KB JPG
Anonymous (ID: Oi/IMEHO ) 04/26/14(Sat)01:38:43 No.543898176 >Be a cop >Patrolling, doing cop things >See a guy driving like 15 miles below the speed limit >Swerving around like a m----------- 36 KB JPG >Can see lots of smoke coming out of his windows >Assume he's blazing it, pull him over >Walk up to his window and he rolls it down >He's got a f------ hot plate plugged into his c-------- lighter >M----------- is making pancakes while driving and burned them IMG 340826712317830.jpg 39 KB JPG

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Anon meets new kid | /r/Greentext

> Start of Sophomore year of Highs > New Kid arrives at school > He's really into sports > Oh f------ great another Jock > This guy is different though > He's friendly to everyone even the 192 KB PNG kids who no one talks to > He even sticks up for other kids when other jocks them > Ohshitthisisgreat.jpg > Talk to him in Chem > Apparently his name was some weird dumb s--- lil Larrinold, but he insisted on being called Larry > Larry was the coolest guy in school > Larry was practically my best friend > One day come into school > Everyone's crying and holding candles > Ask other friend what's up with everyone > "Anon, you dian't near? Larry died in a car crasn" > Just then my whole life shatters > No. No. This can't be, Larry can't be dead... > Go to funeral > Everyone crying > Do a speach, barely holding back from breaking down into a complete mess > My mom is nice and lets me have the week off school to calm down > Go to a school a week later, everyone's trying to move on > Get an idea > Come to school dressed exactly like Larry, and start exacting exactly like him > Everyone's confused but not angry thank god > Friend walks up to me > "Anon what the hell are you doing" > Look him straight in the eye > "I'm remembering Larry" > Next day everyone comes to school dressed like Larry and acting like him > Mfw we're all living like Larry
> Start of Sophomore year of Highs > New Kid arrives at school > He's really into sports > Oh f------ great another Jock > This guy is different though > He's friendly to everyone even the 192 KB PNG kids who no one talks to > He even sticks up for other kids when other jocks them > Ohshitthisisgreat.jpg > Talk to him in Chem > Apparently his name was some weird dumb s--- lil Larrinold, but he insisted on being called Larry > Larry was the coolest guy in school > Larry was practically my best friend > One day come into school > Everyone's crying and holding candles > Ask other friend what's up with everyone > "Anon, you dian't near? Larry died in a car crasn" > Just then my whole life shatters > No. No. This can't be, Larry can't be dead... > Go to funeral > Everyone crying > Do a speach, barely holding back from breaking down into a complete mess > My mom is nice and lets me have the week off school to calm down > Go to a school a week later, everyone's trying to move on > Get an idea > Come to school dressed exactly like Larry, and start exacting exactly like him > Everyone's confused but not angry thank god > Friend walks up to me > "Anon what the hell are you doing" > Look him straight in the eye > "I'm remembering Larry" > Next day everyone comes to school dressed like Larry and acting like him > Mfw we're all living like Larry

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Anon got banned off Reddit | /r/Greentext


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Annon's is worried about a friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/03/12(Mon)00:57 No.3 >at a friends house >check out his itunes library >literally only one song >Linkin Park - In The End >almost 30,000 plays
Anonymous 12/03/12(Mon)00:57 No.3 >at a friends house >check out his itunes library >literally only one song >Linkin Park - In The End >almost 30,000 plays

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anon commits a crime punishable by death | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/08/17(Tue)00:12:54 No.38930180 ive been having a reoccurring dream where the fbi raids all my hardrives and i have to explain each individual anime reaction image before a jury 55 KB JPG why did the subconscious mean by this 14 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 08/08/17(Tue)00:12:54 No.38930180 ive been having a reoccurring dream where the fbi raids all my hardrives and i have to explain each individual anime reaction image before a jury 55 KB JPG why did the subconscious mean by this 14 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon does meth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/05/19(Sat)01:59:03 No.789153378 >be me, junkie >sitting in a dark ass alley, trying to kill the bedbugs with meth smoke >see a couple walk by, well dressed, clearly have money >takewhatsyours.wav >jump out of the alley and say 211 KB JPG >"look! No one needs to get hurt just give me your money wallet and purse" >the guy says “oh so you wanna hold my wife down and force your c--- into her ass while I watch helplessly from across the street huh??!" >wait..what? >he pulls his wife's pants down and runs across the street >she looks at me and licks her lips >mfw I just wanted some f------ meth you f------ cucks.
: Anonymous 01/05/19(Sat)01:59:03 No.789153378 >be me, junkie >sitting in a dark ass alley, trying to kill the bedbugs with meth smoke >see a couple walk by, well dressed, clearly have money >takewhatsyours.wav >jump out of the alley and say 211 KB JPG >"look! No one needs to get hurt just give me your money wallet and purse" >the guy says “oh so you wanna hold my wife down and force your c--- into her ass while I watch helplessly from across the street huh??!" >wait..what? >he pulls his wife's pants down and runs across the street >she looks at me and licks her lips >mfw I just wanted some f------ meth you f------ cucks.

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Anon just wants to order McDonald's | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Meaning of Life: Fast Food and(...) 02/11/22(Fri)06:47:50 No.67379224 >No, I don't want to work. >No, I don't want to put in effort to meet girls. >No, I don't want to "better myself" by submitting to outdated sham institutions. 75 KB JPG What DO I want, you ask? I want a double quarter pounder, plain, with extra cheese, large fries, and a ten piece nugget with sweet & sour and buffalo sauce, with a root beer. Make sure it's Bang's this time bitch. 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous Meaning of Life: Fast Food and(...) 02/11/22(Fri)06:47:50 No.67379224 >No, I don't want to work. >No, I don't want to put in effort to meet girls. >No, I don't want to "better myself" by submitting to outdated sham institutions. 75 KB JPG What DO I want, you ask? I want a double quarter pounder, plain, with extra cheese, large fries, and a ten piece nugget with sweet & sour and buffalo sauce, with a root beer. Make sure it's Bang's this time bitch. 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is showering | /r/Greentext

>in shower >not fapping >cleaning genitals with soap >somehow soap gets in peehole >nonstop burning when I piss I just wanted to be clean
>in shower >not fapping >cleaning genitals with soap >somehow soap gets in peehole >nonstop burning when I piss I just wanted to be clean

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Anons view on russians | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 123622703 24 russians be like >hello, my name is sir gay 36.2 kB JPG
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Anon is truly a master gamer | /r/Greentext

1633537262156.png 1.22 MB PNG >buy game >download and read the entire manual >consume the entire story and plot points from the wiki >research the best builds and strategies >refund game before playing it
1633537262156.png 1.22 MB PNG >buy game >download and read the entire manual >consume the entire story and plot points from the wiki >research the best builds and strategies >refund game before playing it

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