> Start of Sophomore year of Highs > New Kid arrives at school > He's really into sports > Oh f------ great another Jock > This guy is different though > He's friendly to everyone even the 192 KB PNG kids who no one talks to > He even sticks up for other kids when other jocks them > Ohshitthisisgreat.jpg > Talk to him in Chem > Apparently his name was some weird dumb s--- lil Larrinold, but he insisted on being called Larry > Larry was the coolest guy in school > Larry was practically my best friend > One day come into school > Everyone's crying and holding candles > Ask other friend what's up with everyone > "Anon, you dian't near? Larry died in a car crasn" > Just then my whole life shatters > No. No. This can't be, Larry can't be dead... > Go to funeral > Everyone crying > Do a speach, barely holding back from breaking down into a complete mess > My mom is nice and lets me have the week off school to calm down > Go to a school a week later, everyone's trying to move on > Get an idea > Come to school dressed exactly like Larry, and start exacting exactly like him > Everyone's confused but not angry thank god > Friend walks up to me > "Anon what the hell are you doing" > Look him straight in the eye > "I'm remembering Larry" > Next day everyone comes to school dressed like Larry and acting like him > Mfw we're all living like Larry

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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> Start of Sophomore year of Highs > New Kid arrives at school > He's really into sports > Oh f------ great another Jock > This guy is different though > He's friendly to everyone even the 192 KB PNG kids who no one talks to > He even sticks up for other kids when other jocks them > Ohshitthisisgreat.jpg > Talk to him in Chem > Apparently his name was some weird dumb s--- lil Larrinold, but he insisted on being called Larry > Larry was the coolest guy in school > Larry was practically my best friend > One day come into school > Everyone's crying and holding candles > Ask other friend what's up with everyone > "Anon, you dian't near? Larry died in a car crasn" > Just then my whole life shatters > No. No. This can't be, Larry can't be dead... > Go to funeral > Everyone crying > Do a speach, barely holding back from breaking down into a complete mess > My mom is nice and lets me have the week off school to calm down > Go to a school a week later, everyone's trying to move on > Get an idea > Come to school dressed exactly like Larry, and start exacting exactly like him > Everyone's confused but not angry thank god > Friend walks up to me > "Anon what the hell are you doing" > Look him straight in the eye > "I'm remembering Larry" > Next day everyone comes to school dressed like Larry and acting like him > Mfw we're all living like Larry

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