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STOP LEARNING MAHJONG • GAMES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO INVOLVE MATH • SO MANY YAKU yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything more than TANYAO • Wanted to go for bigger hands anyway? We had a tool for that: It was called "GUESSING" ● "I should build junchan, sanshoku, and iipeiko, and call riichi so I have a chance to get ura dora" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Pros have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the tiles & yaku we created for them (These are REAL hands, played by REAL players): 南袭 * 蔬東北 班亚班 蔡 東南南 南南西西西北北中中中北 ?? ??? See Step Bach ??????? "You have to discard the 7 sou or you'll end up in furiten" They have played us for absolute fools
STOP LEARNING MAHJONG • GAMES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO INVOLVE MATH • SO MANY YAKU yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything more than TANYAO • Wanted to go for bigger hands anyway? We had a tool for that: It was called "GUESSING" ● "I should build junchan, sanshoku, and iipeiko, and call riichi so I have a chance to get ura dora" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Pros have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the tiles & yaku we created for them (These are REAL hands, played by REAL players): 南袭 * 蔬東北 班亚班 蔡 東南南 南南西西西北北中中中北 ?? ??? See Step Bach ??????? "You have to discard the 7 sou or you'll end up in furiten" They have played us for absolute fools

Stop Doing Math
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Stop doing eCONomics

STOP DOING ECONOMICS •Years of (X'X) X'y yet ecONomists CANNOT predict recessions !! •Buying fruits at the grocery store SHOULD NOT be modelled mathematically •Wanted to tell us that things are BLUE?? We already have a tool for that, go look at the sky with your eyes! •"Yes please give me x= " of something" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly DERANGED Lim1 LOOK at what eCONomists have been demanding YOUR respect for all this time (This is REAL eCONomics done by REAL eCONomists) Conmodn I Fig 1 Grurl lelrandug minus or plus unemployment rate (N) ??? ???? THIS IS HOW eCONomists draw japan ???? (#) 1-v M. (1- N)- max Eo C,N.B M/P 1-0 1-v 1-7 t=0 "Hello I would like apples please" subject to PC +Q.B + M¢ < Bz-1+ Mt-1 + W,N-T for all t They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING ECONOMICS •Years of (X'X) X'y yet ecONomists CANNOT predict recessions !! •Buying fruits at the grocery store SHOULD NOT be modelled mathematically •Wanted to tell us that things are BLUE?? We already have a tool for that, go look at the sky with your eyes! •"Yes please give me x= " of something" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly DERANGED Lim1 LOOK at what eCONomists have been demanding YOUR respect for all this time (This is REAL eCONomics done by REAL eCONomists) Conmodn I Fig 1 Grurl lelrandug minus or plus unemployment rate (N) ??? ???? THIS IS HOW eCONomists draw japan ???? (#) 1-v M. (1- N)- max Eo C,N.B M/P 1-0 1-v 1-7 t=0 "Hello I would like apples please" subject to PC +Q.B + M¢ < Bz-1+ Mt-1 + W,N-T for all t They have played us for absolute fools

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Stop Making Memes


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Stop Doing Zoning

STOP DOING ZONING LAND WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN ALPHANUMERIC CODES YEARS OF ZONING yet NO REAL-WORLD BENEFIT found for restricting new development Wanted to figure out where to build something? We had a tool for that: It was called "COMMON SENSE" "Yes please give me ZERO new housing units. Please ensure you meet the Parking Minimum" – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Zoning Commissions have been demanding your Respect for all this time (This is REAL Zoning, done by REAL Zoning Commissions): City of Salem Zoning Map ev ????? ?????? ???????? ??????? "Hello I would like to change the zoning of this plot from R3 to R1" They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING ZONING LAND WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN ALPHANUMERIC CODES YEARS OF ZONING yet NO REAL-WORLD BENEFIT found for restricting new development Wanted to figure out where to build something? We had a tool for that: It was called "COMMON SENSE" "Yes please give me ZERO new housing units. Please ensure you meet the Parking Minimum" – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Zoning Commissions have been demanding your Respect for all this time (This is REAL Zoning, done by REAL Zoning Commissions): City of Salem Zoning Map ev ????? ?????? ???????? ??????? "Hello I would like to change the zoning of this plot from R3 to R1" They have played us for absolute fools

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Stop Doing Music Theory

STOP DOING MUSIC THEORY • SOUNDS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES • NO REAL-WORLD USE found for SPECIES COUNTERPOINT • Want to analyze music? We had a tool for that, it's called EARS "That sound is an F SHARP. Those two tones are a TRITONE. These sounds are a HALF DIMINISHED SUBDOMINANT FIRST INVERSION" statements dreamed up by the utterly | Deranged LOOK at this REAL MUSIC THEORY that REAL MUSIC THEORISTS are THEORIZING, with all the pianos and staff paper we built for them (This is REAL MUSIC THEORY by REAL MUSIC THEORISTS) Exposition Development Recapitulation 2na Themets) losing themets any or all themes develoged Introduction closing Coda themetii coptiona) tst lostionall. thetmes V (or II) tst themets themet transition or tridge 012345 6 7 AB retransition ???? 8 4 5AB37 9 6I02 0892 37 BIAS4 6 B 78126 A 0943 S 6 2389 IS74BAO 5 1 27 8 04 6 3 A 9 B PI9 A 3 4802B657R 956B0 48A72 7349 A 2 6 850BI A670159 B 83 24 3 ?? ?? 056 A 24187 40167B35 298 A 2 AB4 S 9i30768 RIT "Go on the harpsichord and play a 2, for me please!" THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS!
STOP DOING MUSIC THEORY • SOUNDS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES • NO REAL-WORLD USE found for SPECIES COUNTERPOINT • Want to analyze music? We had a tool for that, it's called EARS "That sound is an F SHARP. Those two tones are a TRITONE. These sounds are a HALF DIMINISHED SUBDOMINANT FIRST INVERSION" statements dreamed up by the utterly | Deranged LOOK at this REAL MUSIC THEORY that REAL MUSIC THEORISTS are THEORIZING, with all the pianos and staff paper we built for them (This is REAL MUSIC THEORY by REAL MUSIC THEORISTS) Exposition Development Recapitulation 2na Themets) losing themets any or all themes develoged Introduction closing Coda themetii coptiona) tst lostionall. thetmes V (or II) tst themets themet transition or tridge 012345 6 7 AB retransition ???? 8 4 5AB37 9 6I02 0892 37 BIAS4 6 B 78126 A 0943 S 6 2389 IS74BAO 5 1 27 8 04 6 3 A 9 B PI9 A 3 4802B657R 956B0 48A72 7349 A 2 6 850BI A670159 B 83 24 3 ?? ?? 056 A 24187 40167B35 298 A 2 AB4 S 9i30768 RIT "Go on the harpsichord and play a 2, for me please!" THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS!

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Stop Installing Updates

STOP INSTALLING UPDATES •Computers were not meant to get "bua fixes" •YEARS of COMPUTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything other than WHATEVER CAME PRE-INSTALLED wanted to install "security patches" for a laugh? we had a tool for that: Jt was called Buy A WHOLE NEw COMPUTER • "A software update is required to use this startup disk. " the update, ty again or select another startup 'An An error occurred installing disk" -Error messags dreamed up by the utterly Deranged THEY HAVE PLAYED ME FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS
STOP INSTALLING UPDATES •Computers were not meant to get "bua fixes" •YEARS of COMPUTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything other than WHATEVER CAME PRE-INSTALLED wanted to install "security patches" for a laugh? we had a tool for that: Jt was called Buy A WHOLE NEw COMPUTER • "A software update is required to use this startup disk. " the update, ty again or select another startup 'An An error occurred installing disk" -Error messags dreamed up by the utterly Deranged THEY HAVE PLAYED ME FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

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Stop Doing Python

STOP DOING PYTHON WHITESPACE WAS NOT MEANT TO MEAN ANYTHING YEARS of new versions and still NO FASTER than COUNTING ON YOUR FINGERS Wanted to have code be readable? We had a tool for that: it was called "COMMENTS" pip pep pypy pypi scipy "from datetime import datetime" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Python Developers have been demanding your RESPECT for all this time with the computers and interpreters we built for them ingetart) Ce tal wythin tros tarnado.concarrent inport future det async fetchanual tert ttesitent AsyncTTACientO ytuture- Puture) teteh future - mtts,cliert, fetenlura) def onfetehte) future.setreult(r.resit0.ody teteh future.adone calibace(onfeten) return uture yth 4 The talining paapn t D rti ???? ??????? ?????????????????? "hello I would like %f apples please" % 2.0000001 They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING PYTHON WHITESPACE WAS NOT MEANT TO MEAN ANYTHING YEARS of new versions and still NO FASTER than COUNTING ON YOUR FINGERS Wanted to have code be readable? We had a tool for that: it was called "COMMENTS" pip pep pypy pypi scipy "from datetime import datetime" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Python Developers have been demanding your RESPECT for all this time with the computers and interpreters we built for them ingetart) Ce tal wythin tros tarnado.concarrent inport future det async fetchanual tert ttesitent AsyncTTACientO ytuture- Puture) teteh future - mtts,cliert, fetenlura) def onfetehte) future.setreult(r.resit0.ody teteh future.adone calibace(onfeten) return uture yth 4 The talining paapn t D rti ???? ??????? ?????????????????? "hello I would like %f apples please" % 2.0000001 They have played us for absolute fools

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Stop Doing Java

rwrapper tartup(1); STOP DOING JAVA • MAIN CODE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE PARENT CLASS • YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for ANDROID APPS DEVELOPMENT Wanted a complicated code anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "BRAINFUCK" "Yes, run this program inside a VM. Please run Intellij IDEA in this feature phone" - Statements dreamed by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Java programmers have been demading your Respect for all this time, with all the codes and ĮVM we built for them (THIS IS A REAL JAVA PROGRAMS, MADE BY REAL JAVA PROGRAMMERS) class A import java.io. IOException; public void nethodA() Systen.out.printingsethod of class A"); MINECRAFT public class ToncatEmbedded { private static final String EPTY = class extends a public vold methods(){ System.out.printin("sethod of Class ) public static void main(String... args) throws Exception ( File baseFolder = new File(Systen.getProperty("user.dir")); File appsFolder new File(baseFolder, child: "apps"); class C extends AL public void nethodc() Tomcat tomcat = new Toncat (); tomcat. setBaseDir(baseFolder.getAbsolutePath()); System.out.printin("nethod of Class C"): tomcat. setPort(8888); lass D extends A public vold ethodD( Systen.out.printin"ethod of class D). tomcat.gethost().setAppBase(appsFolder.getAbsolutePath()): // Call the connector to create the default connector. tomcat.getConnector(): class Inheritnct public static void main(String args[]) tomcat. addwebapp(EMPTY, doclase: ","); Wrapper w - tomcat. addServlet(EMPTY, servtetame "hello", new Helloservlet()); I obji - new B): C obj2- ne C(); D objs - neu D() HALL classes can access the method of class 4 wrapper.s wrapper.addMapping "/"); tomcat. startl); tomcat.getServer().await(); ???? ???????? ??????????? package fibsandlies: import java.util.Map: import java.util.Hashap public class Pibcal culator extends Fibonacci iepl enents Cal cul at or { private static Map<Int eger, Integer> nenoized - new Hashlapo); "Hello, I would like public static void maini Stringll args) { senoized.put(1. 1): memoized.put( 2, 1): Systen. out . println(fibonacci(12)): apples please" public static int fibonacci(int fibIndex) ( if (memoized.containskey( fibIndex)) return seoized.get(fibIndex); el se { int ansver = fibonacci(fibIndex - 1) + fibonacci(fibInder - 2): emoized. put (fibIndex. ansver): return anser: They have played us for absolute fools
rwrapper tartup(1); STOP DOING JAVA • MAIN CODE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE PARENT CLASS • YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for ANDROID APPS DEVELOPMENT Wanted a complicated code anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "BRAINFUCK" "Yes, run this program inside a VM. Please run Intellij IDEA in this feature phone" - Statements dreamed by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Java programmers have been demading your Respect for all this time, with all the codes and ĮVM we built for them (THIS IS A REAL JAVA PROGRAMS, MADE BY REAL JAVA PROGRAMMERS) class A import java.io. IOException; public void nethodA() Systen.out.printingsethod of class A"); MINECRAFT public class ToncatEmbedded { private static final String EPTY = class extends a public vold methods(){ System.out.printin("sethod of Class ) public static void main(String... args) throws Exception ( File baseFolder = new File(Systen.getProperty("user.dir")); File appsFolder new File(baseFolder, child: "apps"); class C extends AL public void nethodc() Tomcat tomcat = new Toncat (); tomcat. setBaseDir(baseFolder.getAbsolutePath()); System.out.printin("nethod of Class C"): tomcat. setPort(8888); lass D extends A public vold ethodD( Systen.out.printin"ethod of class D). tomcat.gethost().setAppBase(appsFolder.getAbsolutePath()): // Call the connector to create the default connector. tomcat.getConnector(): class Inheritnct public static void main(String args[]) tomcat. addwebapp(EMPTY, doclase: ","); Wrapper w - tomcat. addServlet(EMPTY, servtetame "hello", new Helloservlet()); I obji - new B): C obj2- ne C(); D objs - neu D() HALL classes can access the method of class 4 wrapper.s wrapper.addMapping "/"); tomcat. startl); tomcat.getServer().await(); ???? ???????? ??????????? package fibsandlies: import java.util.Map: import java.util.Hashap public class Pibcal culator extends Fibonacci iepl enents Cal cul at or { private static Map<Int eger, Integer> nenoized - new Hashlapo); "Hello, I would like public static void maini Stringll args) { senoized.put(1. 1): memoized.put( 2, 1): Systen. out . println(fibonacci(12)): apples please" public static int fibonacci(int fibIndex) ( if (memoized.containskey( fibIndex)) return seoized.get(fibIndex); el se { int ansver = fibonacci(fibIndex - 1) + fibonacci(fibInder - 2): emoized. put (fibIndex. ansver): return anser: They have played us for absolute fools

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Stop Doing IPv6

STOP DOING IPV6 • ADDRESSES WERE NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE LETTERS IN THEM YEARS OF WORK yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going bigger than 10.0.0.0/8 Wanted more hosts than that for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "NAT" • 'Yes please connect to 2001:500:2f::f. Just ping ff02::1%eth0' - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what networking tech have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the routers & switches we built for them (This is REAL network, done by REAL networkers): 128-bits beyond root Cn con Dual-Stack 128-bits root PLAT DNS64/NAT64 464XLAT vlan 10 - vn-segment 101010 Dual-Stack Vian 10-> vn-segment 101010 Cellular network 48-bits Extended Space nterface nve1 Source-interface loopbacko NOSI member vni 101010 mcast-group 228.9.10.11 nterface mel S source-interface loopbacko member vni 101010 mcast-group 228.9.10.11 IPV6-anly distribution & IPv6 Space 32-bits root access 24-bits root VXLAN Flexible IP Address Space Pv4 Space S Dual-Stack CPE CLAT CLAT Corparate network Dual-Stack o oim paddress 1.1.1.3 group-list 224.0.0.04 bidir Residential network width of tree of routes ???? ???????? ?????????????????? Mosie Device Host "Hello I would like to connect() Addresss Doera People ID Ccmpu Storage They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING IPV6 • ADDRESSES WERE NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE LETTERS IN THEM YEARS OF WORK yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going bigger than 10.0.0.0/8 Wanted more hosts than that for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "NAT" • 'Yes please connect to 2001:500:2f::f. Just ping ff02::1%eth0' - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what networking tech have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the routers & switches we built for them (This is REAL network, done by REAL networkers): 128-bits beyond root Cn con Dual-Stack 128-bits root PLAT DNS64/NAT64 464XLAT vlan 10 - vn-segment 101010 Dual-Stack Vian 10-> vn-segment 101010 Cellular network 48-bits Extended Space nterface nve1 Source-interface loopbacko NOSI member vni 101010 mcast-group 228.9.10.11 nterface mel S source-interface loopbacko member vni 101010 mcast-group 228.9.10.11 IPV6-anly distribution & IPv6 Space 32-bits root access 24-bits root VXLAN Flexible IP Address Space Pv4 Space S Dual-Stack CPE CLAT CLAT Corparate network Dual-Stack o oim paddress 1.1.1.3 group-list 224.0.0.04 bidir Residential network width of tree of routes ???? ???????? ?????????????????? Mosie Device Host "Hello I would like to connect() Addresss Doera People ID Ccmpu Storage They have played us for absolute fools

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Stop Using Unicode

STOP USING UNICODE • LETTERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NUMBERS • YEARS OF UTF-8 yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than ASCII • Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "COMBINING DIACRITICS" "Yes my favorite letter is DŽ. My favorite vowel is E" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what the Unicode Consortium has been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the keyboards and alt-codes we built for them: (This is REAL Unicode, done by the REAL Unicode Consortium) ???? ??????? "The is silent" They have played us for absolute fools
STOP USING UNICODE • LETTERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NUMBERS • YEARS OF UTF-8 yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than ASCII • Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "COMBINING DIACRITICS" "Yes my favorite letter is DŽ. My favorite vowel is E" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what the Unicode Consortium has been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the keyboards and alt-codes we built for them: (This is REAL Unicode, done by the REAL Unicode Consortium) ???? ??????? "The is silent" They have played us for absolute fools

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Stop posting about among us

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US • AMONG US WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A MEME • YEARS OF for finding alien parasites PLAYING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND play a murder • Wanted to that: It was called " CLUEDO mystery game anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for "Yes I stan red. Here is my Among Us OC. - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Amogists for all this time, with all the (These areREAL Memes, done by REAL Amogists have been demanding your Respect we built for them ): updates AMOGUS ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello the apples are sus They have played us for absolute fools
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US • AMONG US WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A MEME • YEARS OF for finding alien parasites PLAYING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND play a murder • Wanted to that: It was called " CLUEDO mystery game anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for "Yes I stan red. Here is my Among Us OC. - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Amogists for all this time, with all the (These areREAL Memes, done by REAL Amogists have been demanding your Respect we built for them ): updates AMOGUS ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello the apples are sus They have played us for absolute fools

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Stop Buying Crossovers

STOP BUYING CROSSOVERS CARS AND SUVS ARE DIFFERENT THINGS GENERATIONS OF VEHICLES have come and gone, but they all fit into categories, WHY CHANGE NOW? WANT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE VEHICLE THAT CAN TRANSPORT THINGS? GUESS WHAT it WAS called "A STATION WAGON" "Yes please give me a TELLURIDE to drive. Please give me a SANTA FE." - Statements dreamed up by deranged moron confusing cars with PLACES LOOK at what car makers have been demanding your Respect for all this time? WIth all the government bailouts and roads we built for them (These are REAL CARS, done by REAL Manufacturers) ?????? ????? ?????????? "HELLO I would like a CROSSOVER PLEASE" They have played us for absolute fools
STOP BUYING CROSSOVERS CARS AND SUVS ARE DIFFERENT THINGS GENERATIONS OF VEHICLES have come and gone, but they all fit into categories, WHY CHANGE NOW? WANT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE VEHICLE THAT CAN TRANSPORT THINGS? GUESS WHAT it WAS called "A STATION WAGON" "Yes please give me a TELLURIDE to drive. Please give me a SANTA FE." - Statements dreamed up by deranged moron confusing cars with PLACES LOOK at what car makers have been demanding your Respect for all this time? WIth all the government bailouts and roads we built for them (These are REAL CARS, done by REAL Manufacturers) ?????? ????? ?????????? "HELLO I would like a CROSSOVER PLEASE" They have played us for absolute fools

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STOP DOING

STOP DOING • TASKS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE ACHIEVABLE YEARS OF DOING and yet THERE ARE STILL even more TASKS TO BE DONE Want to work anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "SIMULATION GAMES" "Yes, I have ENERGY to spend working. I am going to FINISH my TODO LIST" – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged ????? ????????? ???????????????? "Hello I would like to do a job so I can keep living." They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING • TASKS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE ACHIEVABLE YEARS OF DOING and yet THERE ARE STILL even more TASKS TO BE DONE Want to work anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "SIMULATION GAMES" "Yes, I have ENERGY to spend working. I am going to FINISH my TODO LIST" – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged ????? ????????? ???????????????? "Hello I would like to do a job so I can keep living." They have played us for absolute fools

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STOP DOING JAVASCRIPT

STOP DOING JAVASCRIPT DOCUMENTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TURING-COMPLETE • YEARS OF WEB TECHNOLOGY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than HTML FORMS • Wanted to do more anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "ADOBE FLASH" "Yes please connect the Redux thunk to a Suspense. Please instantiate WebAssembly streaming." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Web Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the computers & compilers we built for them (This is REAL Javascript, done by REAL Web Developers) O node slack n node Welcome to Node.js v15.10.0. Type ".help" for more information. > ([]+ ![])[![]+![]] 'f' node_modules 807 items ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like undefined apples please" They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING JAVASCRIPT DOCUMENTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TURING-COMPLETE • YEARS OF WEB TECHNOLOGY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than HTML FORMS • Wanted to do more anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "ADOBE FLASH" "Yes please connect the Redux thunk to a Suspense. Please instantiate WebAssembly streaming." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Web Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the computers & compilers we built for them (This is REAL Javascript, done by REAL Web Developers) O node slack n node Welcome to Node.js v15.10.0. Type ".help" for more information. > ([]+ ![])[![]+![]] 'f' node_modules 807 items ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like undefined apples please" They have played us for absolute fools

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Stop Doing German

STOP DOING GERMAN • WORDS WEREN'T MEANT TO BE GENDERED • YEARS OF SPEAKING yet NO REAL- ORLD USE FOUND for UMLAUTS • Wanted to say multiple nouns in a row for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SPACEBAR" "Kongressstraße", "Schifffahrt" "Fußballländerspiel" - Words dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what Germans have been demanding your respect for all this time: (This is REAL GERMAN, spoken by REAL GERMANS) du you Maskulinum Neutrum Femininum Plural Pardon? Bitte? dich you DER Please. Bitte. dir you DAS DIE Go ahead. Bitte. DEN Sie you Here you go. Bitte. Ihnen you DEM DEN You're welcome. Bitte. ihr you DES DER Not at all. Bitte. euch you ???? ?????? ????????? "Hallo mein Großvater war Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän" They have played us for absolute fools Genitiv Dativ Akkusativ Nominativ
STOP DOING GERMAN • WORDS WEREN'T MEANT TO BE GENDERED • YEARS OF SPEAKING yet NO REAL- ORLD USE FOUND for UMLAUTS • Wanted to say multiple nouns in a row for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SPACEBAR" "Kongressstraße", "Schifffahrt" "Fußballländerspiel" - Words dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what Germans have been demanding your respect for all this time: (This is REAL GERMAN, spoken by REAL GERMANS) du you Maskulinum Neutrum Femininum Plural Pardon? Bitte? dich you DER Please. Bitte. dir you DAS DIE Go ahead. Bitte. DEN Sie you Here you go. Bitte. Ihnen you DEM DEN You're welcome. Bitte. ihr you DES DER Not at all. Bitte. euch you ???? ?????? ????????? "Hallo mein Großvater war Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän" They have played us for absolute fools Genitiv Dativ Akkusativ Nominativ

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STOP DOING CTF

STOP DOING CTF • SECURITY WAS NOT MEANT FOR COMPETITIONS YEARS of CTFS yet NO REAL-WORLD CVES FOUND You want to HACK SOMETHING? DONT USE ctftime USE THIS "I'm trying to find a gadget that lets me POP EAX so I can control the register to do a PLT overwrite" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what CTF players have been demanding your RESPECT for all this time, with all the mitigations we built for them (This is REAL CTF, done by REAL CTF PLAYERS) push ECDS A rhme2 ebp ebp, esp 1. Calculate e HASH(m), where ASH isa cryptogracic hash functior mov push push 2 Let z be the L, etmost bes of e, where l, is he be 1. Select a cryptographically secure random 4. Caloulate the curve point (.n) - S. Caloulater mod n. Er0.go 4. CalculaneA'(da) mod 7 The sigrature is the par (r.). esi edi mov edi, [ebp+arg_4] (*,,y.) = k x G ????? ???????? ?????????? They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING CTF • SECURITY WAS NOT MEANT FOR COMPETITIONS YEARS of CTFS yet NO REAL-WORLD CVES FOUND You want to HACK SOMETHING? DONT USE ctftime USE THIS "I'm trying to find a gadget that lets me POP EAX so I can control the register to do a PLT overwrite" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what CTF players have been demanding your RESPECT for all this time, with all the mitigations we built for them (This is REAL CTF, done by REAL CTF PLAYERS) push ECDS A rhme2 ebp ebp, esp 1. Calculate e HASH(m), where ASH isa cryptogracic hash functior mov push push 2 Let z be the L, etmost bes of e, where l, is he be 1. Select a cryptographically secure random 4. Caloulate the curve point (.n) - S. Caloulater mod n. Er0.go 4. CalculaneA'(da) mod 7 The sigrature is the par (r.). esi edi mov edi, [ebp+arg_4] (*,,y.) = k x G ????? ???????? ?????????? They have played us for absolute fools

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STOP DOING DERIVATIVES


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Stop doing PLT

STOP DOING PLT LANGUAGES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN SEMANTICS * YEARS OF CONTROL FLOWS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going more complicated than WHILE LOOPS Wanted to go more complicated anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SELF-MODIFYING CODE" "Yes please call this function with the CURRENT CONTINUATION. Please filter this INFINITE LIST." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what COMPUTER SCIENTISTS have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the compilers & IDES we build for them (This is REAL Programming Language Theory, done by REAL Computer Scientists): Aw [e]. 8 1, true %3D eifs t po aipoi - API if e then ci else c2 OroP20 halt AP AP ??? ????? ??????? instance Monosd e - Conenad ((-) e) vhere I would like a variable of type extract a- zespty extend f e 1 (de -a le o e')) please They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING PLT LANGUAGES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN SEMANTICS * YEARS OF CONTROL FLOWS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going more complicated than WHILE LOOPS Wanted to go more complicated anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SELF-MODIFYING CODE" "Yes please call this function with the CURRENT CONTINUATION. Please filter this INFINITE LIST." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what COMPUTER SCIENTISTS have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the compilers & IDES we build for them (This is REAL Programming Language Theory, done by REAL Computer Scientists): Aw [e]. 8 1, true %3D eifs t po aipoi - API if e then ci else c2 OroP20 halt AP AP ??? ????? ??????? instance Monosd e - Conenad ((-) e) vhere I would like a variable of type extract a- zespty extend f e 1 (de -a le o e')) please They have played us for absolute fools

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