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![rwrapper tartup(1); STOP DOING JAVA • MAIN CODE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE PARENT CLASS • YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for ANDROID APPS DEVELOPMENT Wanted a complicated code anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "BRAINFUCK" "Yes, run this program inside a VM. Please run Intellij IDEA in this feature phone" - Statements dreamed by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Java programmers have been demading your Respect for all this time, with all the codes and ĮVM we built for them (THIS IS A REAL JAVA PROGRAMS, MADE BY REAL JAVA PROGRAMMERS) class A import java.io. IOException; public void nethodA() Systen.out.printingsethod of class A"); MINECRAFT public class ToncatEmbedded { private static final String EPTY = class extends a public vold methods(){ System.out.printin("sethod of Class ) public static void main(String... args) throws Exception ( File baseFolder = new File(Systen.getProperty("user.dir")); File appsFolder new File(baseFolder, child: "apps"); class C extends AL public void nethodc() Tomcat tomcat = new Toncat (); tomcat. setBaseDir(baseFolder.getAbsolutePath()); System.out.printin("nethod of Class C"): tomcat. setPort(8888); lass D extends A public vold ethodD( Systen.out.printin"ethod of class D). tomcat.gethost().setAppBase(appsFolder.getAbsolutePath()): // Call the connector to create the default connector. tomcat.getConnector(): class Inheritnct public static void main(String args[]) tomcat. addwebapp(EMPTY, doclase: ","); Wrapper w - tomcat. addServlet(EMPTY, servtetame "hello", new Helloservlet()); I obji - new B): C obj2- ne C(); D objs - neu D() HALL classes can access the method of class 4 wrapper.s wrapper.addMapping "/"); tomcat. startl); tomcat.getServer().await(); ???? ???????? ??????????? package fibsandlies: import java.util.Map: import java.util.Hashap public class Pibcal culator extends Fibonacci iepl enents Cal cul at or { private static Map<Int eger, Integer> nenoized - new Hashlapo); "Hello, I would like public static void maini Stringll args) { senoized.put(1. 1): memoized.put( 2, 1): Systen. out . println(fibonacci(12)): apples please" public static int fibonacci(int fibIndex) ( if (memoized.containskey( fibIndex)) return seoized.get(fibIndex); el se { int ansver = fibonacci(fibIndex - 1) + fibonacci(fibInder - 2): emoized. put (fibIndex. ansver): return anser: They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/291/757/67f.jpg "Stop Doing Java")
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![mcc @mcc@mastodon.social STOP MAKING BLACK HOLES * The Schwarzschild radius was NOT MEANT TO BE EXCEEDED * INFINITE QUANTITIES OF TIME and yet NO POINT ON THE WORLDLINE where a SINGULARITY ACTUALLY FORMS * "Yes this point is a TOPOLOGICAL SINGULARITY. Yes it EVAPORATES" statements dreamed up by the utterly quantum- brained These are REAL path integrals, done in REAL canonical quantum gravity [various non-renormalizable divergent series labelled with "?????"] THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS Mar 01, 2025, 04:52 PM Web 174 boosts 298 favorites](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/003/018/442/d9f.png "STOP MAKING BLACK HOLES")
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![STOP DOING JAVASCRIPT DOCUMENTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TURING-COMPLETE • YEARS OF WEB TECHNOLOGY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than HTML FORMS • Wanted to do more anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "ADOBE FLASH" "Yes please connect the Redux thunk to a Suspense. Please instantiate WebAssembly streaming." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Web Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the computers & compilers we built for them (This is REAL Javascript, done by REAL Web Developers) O node slack n node Welcome to Node.js v15.10.0. Type ".help" for more information. > ([]+ ![])[![]+![]] 'f' node_modules 807 items ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like undefined apples please" They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/121/285/8d4 "STOP DOING JAVASCRIPT")
![STOP DOING CTF • SECURITY WAS NOT MEANT FOR COMPETITIONS YEARS of CTFS yet NO REAL-WORLD CVES FOUND You want to HACK SOMETHING? DONT USE ctftime USE THIS "I'm trying to find a gadget that lets me POP EAX so I can control the register to do a PLT overwrite" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what CTF players have been demanding your RESPECT for all this time, with all the mitigations we built for them (This is REAL CTF, done by REAL CTF PLAYERS) push ECDS A rhme2 ebp ebp, esp 1. Calculate e HASH(m), where ASH isa cryptogracic hash functior mov push push 2 Let z be the L, etmost bes of e, where l, is he be 1. Select a cryptographically secure random 4. Caloulate the curve point (.n) - S. Caloulater mod n. Er0.go 4. CalculaneA'(da) mod 7 The sigrature is the par (r.). esi edi mov edi, [ebp+arg_4] (*,,y.) = k x G ????? ???????? ?????????? They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/055/281/4c2 "STOP DOING CTF")
![STOP DOING PLT LANGUAGES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN SEMANTICS * YEARS OF CONTROL FLOWS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going more complicated than WHILE LOOPS Wanted to go more complicated anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SELF-MODIFYING CODE" "Yes please call this function with the CURRENT CONTINUATION. Please filter this INFINITE LIST." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what COMPUTER SCIENTISTS have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the compilers & IDES we build for them (This is REAL Programming Language Theory, done by REAL Computer Scientists): Aw [e]. 8 1, true %3D eifs t po aipoi - API if e then ci else c2 OroP20 halt AP AP ??? ????? ??????? instance Monosd e - Conenad ((-) e) vhere I would like a variable of type extract a- zespty extend f e 1 (de -a le o e')) please They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/030/602/fc4.png "Stop doing PLT")
![STOP DOING CTF • SECURITY WAS NOT MEANT FOR COMPETITIONS YEARS of CTFS yet NO REAL-WORLD CVES FOUND You want to HACK SOMETHING? DONT USE ctftime USE THIS "I'm trying to find a gadget that lets me POP EAX so I can control the register to do a PLT overwrite" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what CTF players have been demanding your RESPECT for all this time, with all the mitigations we built for them (This is REAL CTF, done by REAL CTF PLAYERS) push ECDS A rhme2 ebp ebp, esp 1. Calculate e HASH(m), where ASH isa cryptogracic hash functior mov push push 2 Let z be the L, etmost bes of e, where l, is he be 1. Select a cryptographically secure random 4. Caloulate the curve point (.n) - S. Caloulater mod n. Er0.go 4. CalculaneA'(da) mod 7 The sigrature is the par (r.). esi edi mov edi, [ebp+arg_4] (*,,y.) = k x G ????? ???????? ?????????? They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/055/281/4c2 "STOP DOING CTF")
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