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When your backstory is dark but your character is cute 11.48 CHENDOLLINE RAGNAROTH, DEVOURER OF SOULS -2415
When your backstory is dark but your character is cute 11.48 CHENDOLLINE RAGNAROTH, DEVOURER OF SOULS -2415

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AC

Americans, when their AC is set to 70. Europeans, when their AC is set to 70. D&D players, when their AC is set to 70 Ha Ha Ha! I am bulletproof!
Americans, when their AC is set to 70. Europeans, when their AC is set to 70. D&D players, when their AC is set to 70 Ha Ha Ha! I am bulletproof!

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Benny Hill makes everything better

sufficientlylargen My understanding of D&D is that the GM has the power to make the next quest a heist, but the players control whether the background music for this heist will be the Pink Panther theme, the Mission Impossible theme, or the Benny Hill theme. athenasdragon #it is also my understanding that the players do not have *conscious* control of this #and that they will also end up choosing the Benny Hill theme no matter what they do #D&D That's it, that's the game! Source: sufficientlylargen
sufficientlylargen My understanding of D&D is that the GM has the power to make the next quest a heist, but the players control whether the background music for this heist will be the Pink Panther theme, the Mission Impossible theme, or the Benny Hill theme. athenasdragon #it is also my understanding that the players do not have *conscious* control of this #and that they will also end up choosing the Benny Hill theme no matter what they do #D&D That's it, that's the game! Source: sufficientlylargen

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Beholders: Lovecraftian in Body, Lovecraft in Mind


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Armor Class or Air Conditioning?

Americans, when their AC is set to 70. Europeans, when their AC is set to 70. D&D players, when their AC is set to 70 Ha Ha Ha! I am bulletproof!
Americans, when their AC is set to 70. Europeans, when their AC is set to 70. D&D players, when their AC is set to 70 Ha Ha Ha! I am bulletproof!

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The Golden Girls were the template for the ideal D&D party back in the 80s

Mike Mearls Follow @mikemearis During the development of AD&D 2e in the 1980s, the Golden Girls served as the template for the ideal adventuring party. #truedndfacts 6:08 PM - 3 Oct 2017 1,353 Retweets 3,259 Likes transjhonder this is the co-creator of D&D 5e. i just want to point that out, this isn't some random guy tweeting this. this is official staff.
Mike Mearls Follow @mikemearis During the development of AD&D 2e in the 1980s, the Golden Girls served as the template for the ideal adventuring party. #truedndfacts 6:08 PM - 3 Oct 2017 1,353 Retweets 3,259 Likes transjhonder this is the co-creator of D&D 5e. i just want to point that out, this isn't some random guy tweeting this. this is official staff.

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A Crossover Meme

Bard Fake wizard MY NAME IS SHAWN SPENCER. Fake wizard Bard THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE, JAZZ HANDS. made with mematic
Bard Fake wizard MY NAME IS SHAWN SPENCER. Fake wizard Bard THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE, JAZZ HANDS. made with mematic

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Being original

WELL MET, FELLOW ADVENTURERS! I SEEK COMPANIONS FOR A NOBLE QUEST! Wanted 1000 Session zero Tavern& nn Darkbiade te Edgy A BOOB PLATE AND A SKIRT? UGH, THAT ARMOR IS SO SEXIST AND OBJECTIFYING. A HUMAN FIGHTER? IN A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN BE ANYTHING, WHY WOULD YOU BE A HUMAN? YEAH, WHY DONTCHA TRY BEING ORIGINAL AND UNIQUE, LIKE US? I BET VOU'RE LAWFUL GOOD, TOO. BO00ORING! HEY, MOVE OVER, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH DARK CORNERS TO BROOD IN FOR ALL OF IS. FEMALE PLAYER UMM... SO ABOUT YOUR ALIGNMENT... I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
WELL MET, FELLOW ADVENTURERS! I SEEK COMPANIONS FOR A NOBLE QUEST! Wanted 1000 Session zero Tavern& nn Darkbiade te Edgy A BOOB PLATE AND A SKIRT? UGH, THAT ARMOR IS SO SEXIST AND OBJECTIFYING. A HUMAN FIGHTER? IN A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN BE ANYTHING, WHY WOULD YOU BE A HUMAN? YEAH, WHY DONTCHA TRY BEING ORIGINAL AND UNIQUE, LIKE US? I BET VOU'RE LAWFUL GOOD, TOO. BO00ORING! HEY, MOVE OVER, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH DARK CORNERS TO BROOD IN FOR ALL OF IS. FEMALE PLAYER UMM... SO ABOUT YOUR ALIGNMENT... I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!

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Unused D&D Meme Template ... Thing

I made this meme template, but none of the jokes I had worked well with it, so I am just posting it here in case anyone else wants a go.
I made this meme template, but none of the jokes I had worked well with it, so I am just posting it here in case anyone else wants a go.

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The Bard

The bard singing about his adventures in the local tavern: Twas I who AA the dragon AA a lie sing AA loo And if you try with me-then I shall A you too
The bard singing about his adventures in the local tavern: Twas I who AA the dragon AA a lie sing AA loo And if you try with me-then I shall A you too

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Hi BBEG I'm dad

nudityandnerdery Follow Horny bard is cancelled. We're bringing the dad bard to the table. • Bardic Inspiration? Because I believe in you, champ! • Vicious Mockery? It's all dad jokes. • Seducing NPCS? Nope, we're using Persuasion to get them to give you information you need, because "I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed." • Jack of All Trades? Yeah, yer old dad knows a little bit about everything. • Song of Rest? It's called "tucking you in and giving you a bedtime story." • Be the one to split up party treasure and tell them that this is their allowance. Mix up your game. Put your bard in a polo shirt and cargo shorts. Hit that party with some Big Dad Energy. tsukinoinaba Follow Dad Bard with a Dad Bod
nudityandnerdery Follow Horny bard is cancelled. We're bringing the dad bard to the table. • Bardic Inspiration? Because I believe in you, champ! • Vicious Mockery? It's all dad jokes. • Seducing NPCS? Nope, we're using Persuasion to get them to give you information you need, because "I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed." • Jack of All Trades? Yeah, yer old dad knows a little bit about everything. • Song of Rest? It's called "tucking you in and giving you a bedtime story." • Be the one to split up party treasure and tell them that this is their allowance. Mix up your game. Put your bard in a polo shirt and cargo shorts. Hit that party with some Big Dad Energy. tsukinoinaba Follow Dad Bard with a Dad Bod

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The Bard Is the Party Member Who Will Teach You how To Kill God by Example

insomniac-arrest bard is a combat class which is true bc I've never met anyone in marching band that didn't want to throw down tyrannosaurus-rex playing tuba in marching band means you can power walk 2 miles backwards on your toes in 16 minutes whithout bending your knees while carrying a 35lb blunt metal object with your arms held at right angles and blasting every extra gulp of oxygen you can spare without asphyxiating to make sounds loud enough to deafen the dead in an an act of pure unchristian violence, your bard is the party member who will teach you h---------- god by example
insomniac-arrest bard is a combat class which is true bc I've never met anyone in marching band that didn't want to throw down tyrannosaurus-rex playing tuba in marching band means you can power walk 2 miles backwards on your toes in 16 minutes whithout bending your knees while carrying a 35lb blunt metal object with your arms held at right angles and blasting every extra gulp of oxygen you can spare without asphyxiating to make sounds loud enough to deafen the dead in an an act of pure unchristian violence, your bard is the party member who will teach you h---------- god by example

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Meanwhile in the Underdark...

Now, please do keep in mind that <a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Drow">Drow</a> are basically Skaven with no positives. "But Soup King, don't Skaven eat their own children, constantly betray each other and view every other life form as being inferior to their own?" Why yes, yes they do. But they also have lightning cannons, mutant war-beasts, comedy-factor and don't lose all of their powers in sunlight. The Drow also share these traits (Except they just kill their children if they fail a basic military drill at the age of 5 instead of eating them during one of the many, many famines Skaven experience) and have nothing but a society that is always on the verge of collapse.
Now, please do keep in mind that <a href="https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Drow">Drow</a> are basically Skaven with no positives. "But Soup King, don't Skaven eat their own children, constantly betray each other and view every other life form as being inferior to their own?" Why yes, yes they do. But they also have lightning cannons, mutant war-beasts, comedy-factor and don't lose all of their powers in sunlight. The Drow also share these traits (Except they just kill their children if they fail a basic military drill at the age of 5 instead of eating them during one of the many, many famines Skaven experience) and have nothing but a society that is always on the verge of collapse.

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disgraceful

"Hebaba be bebo halboba babbabe gabaha bobabeba. < You don't ask with respect, you don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godflumph. > "Eyagada dogaga sobo Dososo bayogidigo." < You come into my cavern, on the day of my offspring's mitosis, and ask me to do a mindread for money. >
"Hebaba be bebo halboba babbabe gabaha bobabeba. < You don't ask with respect, you don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godflumph. > "Eyagada dogaga sobo Dososo bayogidigo." < You come into my cavern, on the day of my offspring's mitosis, and ask me to do a mindread for money. >

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NG FIREBALL SORCERERS Or we do this the old-fashioned way! WIZARDS HOW did vou make that so fast?
NG FIREBALL SORCERERS Or we do this the old-fashioned way! WIZARDS HOW did vou make that so fast?

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Campaign to El Dorado

каусхpher the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1's and 20's thatgirlonstage "The people think that you're gods, what do you do?" we go along with it." "Roll performance." .I got a one." "Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous." "Well I rolled a twenty." somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe." junkrat-the-junker-rat I roll to come up with an escape plan" "Alright roll" I got a one" "I try to convince the horse to break us out "Roll. animal handling?" "I got a twenty" macleod Yknow now that I've seen this post I don't think l've ever seen the movie like I thought I had
каусхpher the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1's and 20's thatgirlonstage "The people think that you're gods, what do you do?" we go along with it." "Roll performance." .I got a one." "Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous." "Well I rolled a twenty." somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe." junkrat-the-junker-rat I roll to come up with an escape plan" "Alright roll" I got a one" "I try to convince the horse to break us out "Roll. animal handling?" "I got a twenty" macleod Yknow now that I've seen this post I don't think l've ever seen the movie like I thought I had

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