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Anon's Group Members Are Masochists

: Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)14:24:27 No.87893817 ok then.gif 3.01 MB GIF >bored with 5e after playing it for years >make "that guy: the character" to try to spice things up >loud, obnoxious, chaotic tendencies, everything that you would hate at your table >fully expect to get told to bring it down a notch or to pick a different character my group loves the character instead >>87893988 # >>87894088 # >>87894130 #
: Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)14:24:27 No.87893817 ok then.gif 3.01 MB GIF >bored with 5e after playing it for years >make "that guy: the character" to try to spice things up >loud, obnoxious, chaotic tendencies, everything that you would hate at your table >fully expect to get told to bring it down a notch or to pick a different character my group loves the character instead >>87893988 # >>87894088 # >>87894130 #

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Anon Shoves Himself

: Anonymous Pedantic RAW rulings crunchyroll 11/23/22 (Wed)18:23:08 No.86821279 Are you sad that your childhood friend will be gone? 5DF80844-AB0C-46D8-A30D-248FC317F83A.jpg 626 KB JPG GROOM SONGSMOTO Post your favorite examples of stupid rules as written rulings for abilities or effects, any game or edition is applicable. >Another player takes the Telekinetic feat >Player takes his first turn this session and wants to use his BA on it >Player: Ok, I'll use telekinetic to move myself 5 feet away. >DM: So you want to shove yourself away from yourself? >Player: Yes >DM: Are you sure? >Player: I said yes! >DM: Ok, you explode with all of your chunks falling five feet away from your previous location
: Anonymous Pedantic RAW rulings crunchyroll 11/23/22 (Wed)18:23:08 No.86821279 Are you sad that your childhood friend will be gone? 5DF80844-AB0C-46D8-A30D-248FC317F83A.jpg 626 KB JPG GROOM SONGSMOTO Post your favorite examples of stupid rules as written rulings for abilities or effects, any game or edition is applicable. >Another player takes the Telekinetic feat >Player takes his first turn this session and wants to use his BA on it >Player: Ok, I'll use telekinetic to move myself 5 feet away. >DM: So you want to shove yourself away from yourself? >Player: Yes >DM: Are you sure? >Player: I said yes! >DM: Ok, you explode with all of your chunks falling five feet away from your previous location

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Anon Isn't Too Fond of Dice Towers

: Anonymous HATE DICE TOWERS 04/12/23(Wed) 21:19:11 No.88424209 >its your turn what are you going to do? >im gonna ahh ahh im gonna ahh | guess im gonna ahh make an attack roll!? >takes hand out of dorito bag moves it towards his pile of $2 dice sets he 233 KB JPG bought of alibaba >takes 30 seconds to shuffle through it until he finally picks up his cheap glittery orange d20 >moves his fat paw slowly to the top of his crappy wooden dice tower and spends another 30 seconds trying to jam it through >finally goes in >CLACK! >CLACK! >CLACK! >CLACK! >RATTLE >does a roll of 4 hit? no...? oh well
: Anonymous HATE DICE TOWERS 04/12/23(Wed) 21:19:11 No.88424209 >its your turn what are you going to do? >im gonna ahh ahh im gonna ahh | guess im gonna ahh make an attack roll!? >takes hand out of dorito bag moves it towards his pile of $2 dice sets he 233 KB JPG bought of alibaba >takes 30 seconds to shuffle through it until he finally picks up his cheap glittery orange d20 >moves his fat paw slowly to the top of his crappy wooden dice tower and spends another 30 seconds trying to jam it through >finally goes in >CLACK! >CLACK! >CLACK! >CLACK! >RATTLE >does a roll of 4 hit? no...? oh well

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Anon and the Paladin

Anonymous 94 KB JPG Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon)07:29:34 No.88302825 Does your paladin believe that bad people can change their ways if given enough guidance? 04/03/23 (Mon)16:39:54 No.88308965 >>88302825 (OP) # > Be me, Urchin > grew up in a rough neighborhood > had to do things that would make your average edgy rogue cringe > learned to pickpocket when i was 4 81 KB JPG > committed my first assault at 9 > killed my first man at 12 > was constantly in and out of jail my entire childhood > I was jaded towards the world and believed that it was all a joke > then one day when i was locked up a man came into the jailhouse > he wore the most beautiful set of plate armor > he carried an amazing longsword that seemed to be glowing > he looked like one of those traveling Adventurers > but what most shocked me was the fact he spoke to me as a person > he told me about how he once was like me > how he would lie, cheat, even kill in order to live. > he told me he was a rotten husk of a man > but he told me how his eyes were opened and how he saw the error of his ways > how he became a Paladin and took the Oath of Redemption > he then asked if i was willing to take that path with him > i was taken aback, unsure if he was serious > I thought about it but it didn't take me long > i decided right then and there what i was > I approached this man and got really close > I then proceeded to stab him reportedly in the throat > as the life left his eyes I whispered in his ear, "Thug life
Anonymous 94 KB JPG Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon)07:29:34 No.88302825 Does your paladin believe that bad people can change their ways if given enough guidance? 04/03/23 (Mon)16:39:54 No.88308965 >>88302825 (OP) # > Be me, Urchin > grew up in a rough neighborhood > had to do things that would make your average edgy rogue cringe > learned to pickpocket when i was 4 81 KB JPG > committed my first assault at 9 > killed my first man at 12 > was constantly in and out of jail my entire childhood > I was jaded towards the world and believed that it was all a joke > then one day when i was locked up a man came into the jailhouse > he wore the most beautiful set of plate armor > he carried an amazing longsword that seemed to be glowing > he looked like one of those traveling Adventurers > but what most shocked me was the fact he spoke to me as a person > he told me about how he once was like me > how he would lie, cheat, even kill in order to live. > he told me he was a rotten husk of a man > but he told me how his eyes were opened and how he saw the error of his ways > how he became a Paladin and took the Oath of Redemption > he then asked if i was willing to take that path with him > i was taken aback, unsure if he was serious > I thought about it but it didn't take me long > i decided right then and there what i was > I approached this man and got really close > I then proceeded to stab him reportedly in the throat > as the life left his eyes I whispered in his ear, "Thug life

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Anon's DM Is Petty

Anonymous 53 KB PNG 11/29/22(Tue)14:04:13 No.86878406 Petty DM stories. I'll start. > Be Me > Be playing Totem Warrior Barbarian > Pick Bear because enjoy being the damage sponge so squishy team members survive encounters. > DM pits us up against a group of bandits > bandit hits me with sword > DM tells me i take 10 points of damage > remind him im raging and I would take half > DM: Oh no, his Sword deals psychic damage instead of slashing. > confused but say ok > next bandit hits with fire bolt > DM tells me they used a transmute meta magic to change it to psychic > start feeling targeted > next bandit punches me > SOMEHOW it also deals psychic damage > call shenanigans > DM tells me im only whining about nothing. > he then says that the bandit's dog bites me and deals 2d8 psychic damage. > MFW
Anonymous 53 KB PNG 11/29/22(Tue)14:04:13 No.86878406 Petty DM stories. I'll start. > Be Me > Be playing Totem Warrior Barbarian > Pick Bear because enjoy being the damage sponge so squishy team members survive encounters. > DM pits us up against a group of bandits > bandit hits me with sword > DM tells me i take 10 points of damage > remind him im raging and I would take half > DM: Oh no, his Sword deals psychic damage instead of slashing. > confused but say ok > next bandit hits with fire bolt > DM tells me they used a transmute meta magic to change it to psychic > start feeling targeted > next bandit punches me > SOMEHOW it also deals psychic damage > call shenanigans > DM tells me im only whining about nothing. > he then says that the bandit's dog bites me and deals 2d8 psychic damage. > MFW

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Underage PCs

Anonymous 1.06 MB JPG 02/28/23(Tue)23:36:10 No.87899457 Do you as a DM let players play characters under the age of 18? 03/01/23(Wed)09:08:06 No.87902863 Anonymous >>87899457 (OP) # I do, but i do have rules for them > The Character cannot be allowed to seduce, flirt with, or romance NPCs (or vice versa) as its kinda weird. > The Character shouldn't drink Alcohol or should be considered a lightweight when consuming alcohol. > The Character must have an explanation for why they are adventuring at a young age. > The Character shouldn't be allowed to consume drugs or performance enhancing substances. > The Character cannot sign contracts or be the face of the group. > The Character must have a stat below average as they are not fully grown. > The Character must become an adult halfway or near the end of the campaign.
Anonymous 1.06 MB JPG 02/28/23(Tue)23:36:10 No.87899457 Do you as a DM let players play characters under the age of 18? 03/01/23(Wed)09:08:06 No.87902863 Anonymous >>87899457 (OP) # I do, but i do have rules for them > The Character cannot be allowed to seduce, flirt with, or romance NPCs (or vice versa) as its kinda weird. > The Character shouldn't drink Alcohol or should be considered a lightweight when consuming alcohol. > The Character must have an explanation for why they are adventuring at a young age. > The Character shouldn't be allowed to consume drugs or performance enhancing substances. > The Character cannot sign contracts or be the face of the group. > The Character must have a stat below average as they are not fully grown. > The Character must become an adult halfway or near the end of the campaign.

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Anon Outsmarts Metagamers

04/01/23(Sat) 23:23:05 No.88288445 >You knock Rictavio's hat off? >He seems quite upset and demands you apologize as he dusts off his hat. >You want to kill Vasili? Roll initiative. >The villagers seem quite upset you've killed an innocent man. >No, there's no trap there. >No treasure in that chest. 291 KB PNG : Anonymous >Were you expecting something else to happen, dear player? Surely you weren't reading ahead in the book. : Anonymous 122 KB JPG >>88288560 # 04/01/23(Sat) 23:31:09 No.88288508 NOO000000 YOU'RE CHANGING THE ADVENTURE PATH NOOOOO000 CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
04/01/23(Sat) 23:23:05 No.88288445 >You knock Rictavio's hat off? >He seems quite upset and demands you apologize as he dusts off his hat. >You want to kill Vasili? Roll initiative. >The villagers seem quite upset you've killed an innocent man. >No, there's no trap there. >No treasure in that chest. 291 KB PNG : Anonymous >Were you expecting something else to happen, dear player? Surely you weren't reading ahead in the book. : Anonymous 122 KB JPG >>88288560 # 04/01/23(Sat) 23:31:09 No.88288508 NOO000000 YOU'RE CHANGING THE ADVENTURE PATH NOOOOO000 CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA

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Anon Is Good With the Ladies

: Anonymous 323 KB JPG : Anonymous 368 KB PNG 01/25/23(Wed)01:48:32 No.87493516 >The lady knight kisses your hand, praises your beauty and asks you to dance How does your character respond? 01/25/23(Wed)01:50:24 No.87493526 >>87493516 (OP) # BOBBBBOOO000OBUUUUUUUAAAAA >composes self Of course, shall we? UUUUUUUUUAAAAAAA HOOBBA HOBA HOBA HOBA HOBA HOBA AAWWWOOOOGGGGAAAA
: Anonymous 323 KB JPG : Anonymous 368 KB PNG 01/25/23(Wed)01:48:32 No.87493516 >The lady knight kisses your hand, praises your beauty and asks you to dance How does your character respond? 01/25/23(Wed)01:50:24 No.87493526 >>87493516 (OP) # BOBBBBOOO000OBUUUUUUUAAAAA >composes self Of course, shall we? UUUUUUUUUAAAAAAA HOOBBA HOBA HOBA HOBA HOBA HOBA AAWWWOOOOGGGGAAAA

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Alternative Starts

: Anonymous 378 KB PNG 03/02/23(Thu)11:15:39 No.87915652 Is there anything that's actually wrong with the classic tavern start, or is avoiding it one of those things uppity f---- try to push because everything needs to be a creative masterpiece? Cause it sounds to me like a pretend-to-get-mad-for-upvotes meme like comic sans. : Anonymous >So, you're all in a tavern 03/02/23(Thu)11:46:11 No.87915998 >>87915652 (OP) # Its a bit cliché. There are more unique ways to start your campaign. > You meet upon the road to a major city > You escape a jail together > You are the survivors of a massive attack/battle > You were kidnapped by bandits > You grew up in the same town/village > You were teleported to a weird Demiplane > You were hired by the same guy > You met in a brothel
: Anonymous 378 KB PNG 03/02/23(Thu)11:15:39 No.87915652 Is there anything that's actually wrong with the classic tavern start, or is avoiding it one of those things uppity f---- try to push because everything needs to be a creative masterpiece? Cause it sounds to me like a pretend-to-get-mad-for-upvotes meme like comic sans. : Anonymous >So, you're all in a tavern 03/02/23(Thu)11:46:11 No.87915998 >>87915652 (OP) # Its a bit cliché. There are more unique ways to start your campaign. > You meet upon the road to a major city > You escape a jail together > You are the survivors of a massive attack/battle > You were kidnapped by bandits > You grew up in the same town/village > You were teleported to a weird Demiplane > You were hired by the same guy > You met in a brothel

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How to Best Play Evil

: Anonymous Alignments? 30 KB PNG 03/03/23(Fri) 16:04:13 No.87929707 How does one go about playing a Chaotic/Evil character without ruining a campaign for the other players and the DM? I trend toward Lawful/Good but have been wanting to give CE a shot but don't want to mess with other people's fun. 03/03/23(Fri)18:34:56 No.87931188 : Anonymous >>87929707 (OP) # Its a very thin line to walk when you're playing CE when everyone else is a Lawful or good alignment. My advice would be to play it like a Suicide Squad member. Luckily i had a character just like that. > Had a CE warlock > Got caught by town guards sacrificing citizens to my patron (Asmodeus) > was arrested and sentenced to death > before my sentence could be carried out, the kingdom got attacked by Demons > Luckily my warlock was a very prominent demonologist > King offered me a deal, Help put a stop to the demon scourge and I would be banished instead of killed > My warlock took the offer > the king did have insurance on me by putting me in the custody of a group of adventurers > they were tasked with killing me if i was to step out of line. > had a fun time with that group for about a year and a half.
: Anonymous Alignments? 30 KB PNG 03/03/23(Fri) 16:04:13 No.87929707 How does one go about playing a Chaotic/Evil character without ruining a campaign for the other players and the DM? I trend toward Lawful/Good but have been wanting to give CE a shot but don't want to mess with other people's fun. 03/03/23(Fri)18:34:56 No.87931188 : Anonymous >>87929707 (OP) # Its a very thin line to walk when you're playing CE when everyone else is a Lawful or good alignment. My advice would be to play it like a Suicide Squad member. Luckily i had a character just like that. > Had a CE warlock > Got caught by town guards sacrificing citizens to my patron (Asmodeus) > was arrested and sentenced to death > before my sentence could be carried out, the kingdom got attacked by Demons > Luckily my warlock was a very prominent demonologist > King offered me a deal, Help put a stop to the demon scourge and I would be banished instead of killed > My warlock took the offer > the king did have insurance on me by putting me in the custody of a group of adventurers > they were tasked with killing me if i was to step out of line. > had a fun time with that group for about a year and a half.

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All Hail!

probablybadrpgideas Refuse to differentiate between important and unimportant information in your scene descriptions. "Looking around the ruined street you see a few burnt out houses, various bits of rubble, 4000 demons pointing swords at you, a pile of knocked over street signs and a stray cat." suchprettypride All your players, immediately: I PET THE CAT cosmicastrogazer "The 4000 demons immediately lower their blades, as you have successfully shown proper tribute to She Who Walks the Shadows, The Bitter Talon, The Dark Queen of the Pit, Mrs. Flufferbutt."
probablybadrpgideas Refuse to differentiate between important and unimportant information in your scene descriptions. "Looking around the ruined street you see a few burnt out houses, various bits of rubble, 4000 demons pointing swords at you, a pile of knocked over street signs and a stray cat." suchprettypride All your players, immediately: I PET THE CAT cosmicastrogazer "The 4000 demons immediately lower their blades, as you have successfully shown proper tribute to She Who Walks the Shadows, The Bitter Talon, The Dark Queen of the Pit, Mrs. Flufferbutt."

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Dread Lich George Washington

: Anonymous 20 KB JPG 04/20/23(Thu)15:32:36 No.88525248 >Running a game in civil war fantasy America >Catholic priest gives them a scroll of resurrection after they saved him from skeleton banditos >"We should revive George Washington!" >Look it up >He's been dead less than 100 years and he technically died of a throat infection >Plays are now obsessed with resurrecting George Washington >Next week they're headed to Mount Vernon to try and rob his grave I know I brought this on myself but what do I do? >>88525289 # >>88525315 # >>88525323 # >>88525375 # >>88525486 # >>88525511 # >>88526368 # >>88525804 # : Anonymous : Anonymous >>88525248 # They find the grave empty. The Lich Washington faked his death. 04/20/23(Thu)15:32:46 No.88525251 04/20/23(Thu)15:35:53 No.88525289
: Anonymous 20 KB JPG 04/20/23(Thu)15:32:36 No.88525248 >Running a game in civil war fantasy America >Catholic priest gives them a scroll of resurrection after they saved him from skeleton banditos >"We should revive George Washington!" >Look it up >He's been dead less than 100 years and he technically died of a throat infection >Plays are now obsessed with resurrecting George Washington >Next week they're headed to Mount Vernon to try and rob his grave I know I brought this on myself but what do I do? >>88525289 # >>88525315 # >>88525323 # >>88525375 # >>88525486 # >>88525511 # >>88526368 # >>88525804 # : Anonymous : Anonymous >>88525248 # They find the grave empty. The Lich Washington faked his death. 04/20/23(Thu)15:32:46 No.88525251 04/20/23(Thu)15:35:53 No.88525289

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