probablybadrpgideas Refuse to differentiate between important and unimportant information in your scene descriptions. "Looking around the ruined street you see a few burnt out houses, various bits of rubble, 4000 demons pointing swords at you, a pile of knocked over street signs and a stray cat." suchprettypride All your players, immediately: I PET THE CAT cosmicastrogazer "The 4000 demons immediately lower their blades, as you have successfully shown proper tribute to She Who Walks the Shadows, The Bitter Talon, The Dark Queen of the Pit, Mrs. Flufferbutt."

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probablybadrpgideas Refuse to differentiate between important and unimportant information in your scene descriptions. "Looking around the ruined street you see a few burnt out houses, various bits of rubble, 4000 demons pointing swords at you, a pile of knocked over street signs and a stray cat." suchprettypride All your players, immediately: I PET THE CAT cosmicastrogazer "The 4000 demons immediately lower their blades, as you have successfully shown proper tribute to She Who Walks the Shadows, The Bitter Talon, The Dark Queen of the Pit, Mrs. Flufferbutt."

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