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Didn't Mean For That to Happen

you make your they begin players start the adventure unarmed to up the tension to play DnD Minecraft instead
you make your they begin players start the adventure unarmed to up the tension to play DnD Minecraft instead

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Visit to the Baths

Party visits the baths separated by gender One female player playing the only male character in the group being lonely Male players playing female characters having a "girl talk" The other female player playing a female character regretting her life choices
Party visits the baths separated by gender One female player playing the only male character in the group being lonely Male players playing female characters having a "girl talk" The other female player playing a female character regretting her life choices

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Odd Couple

Atavern keeper NPC his sweet silver dragon wife
Atavern keeper NPC his sweet silver dragon wife

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Buckle Up Everyone

bards-anonymous Follow Me, hearing a big secret dropped by a one player to another during roleplay, knowing it will have catastrophic consequences for the party but my character isn't in the room to hear it: FESTAN
bards-anonymous Follow Me, hearing a big secret dropped by a one player to another during roleplay, knowing it will have catastrophic consequences for the party but my character isn't in the room to hear it: FESTAN

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Escape Rooms

vergak Follow Escape Room Employees Reveal The Worst Things They've Seen Louis Patterson Updated February 16, 2021 • 1.9m views • 15 items From GloriousTuna: "We've had around 3 proposals in the escape rooms so far.The second was sh*tty. We were not informed at all. The girl was chained and blindfolded in a small, black box room. No idea why he thought that would be a good place to propose." From DontYouDareGoHollow: "I had been there for 10 hours and a group was playing a room with a locked door as the main focus of the first half, and I kind of stopped watching the screen for a few minutes only to look back and see that they had used a handcuff key to remove the hinges and take the door off the frame. I couldn't really do anything at that point so I just kind of had to let them continue." From lacinyc: "Locked a couple of guys in the cage and then came back and they'd stripped naked. I just left them to it." thecadhatter Follow cleophantom It turns out, real people do in fact approach DnD scenarios like DnD players.
vergak Follow Escape Room Employees Reveal The Worst Things They've Seen Louis Patterson Updated February 16, 2021 • 1.9m views • 15 items From GloriousTuna: "We've had around 3 proposals in the escape rooms so far.The second was sh*tty. We were not informed at all. The girl was chained and blindfolded in a small, black box room. No idea why he thought that would be a good place to propose." From DontYouDareGoHollow: "I had been there for 10 hours and a group was playing a room with a locked door as the main focus of the first half, and I kind of stopped watching the screen for a few minutes only to look back and see that they had used a handcuff key to remove the hinges and take the door off the frame. I couldn't really do anything at that point so I just kind of had to let them continue." From lacinyc: "Locked a couple of guys in the cage and then came back and they'd stripped naked. I just left them to it." thecadhatter Follow cleophantom It turns out, real people do in fact approach DnD scenarios like DnD players.

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Fantasy Malware

Dandy Beyond @DandyBeyond Party: So, let's get this straight. You gave us a nearly indistinguishable gold coin that EATS OTHER GOLD COINS?! 1 PER HOUR?! DM: Yes. The Coin of Greed. Party: Who hurt you as a child?
Dandy Beyond @DandyBeyond Party: So, let's get this straight. You gave us a nearly indistinguishable gold coin that EATS OTHER GOLD COINS?! 1 PER HOUR?! DM: Yes. The Coin of Greed. Party: Who hurt you as a child?

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Chaotic Evil

Devious Dungeon Master @ActualLegal How to spot a Chaotic Evil Kenku player: Translate Tweet crack--attack Fun fact! Crows can talk just like parrots do! It requires a process called "freeing their tongue" (don't ask) but yes I want to train a flock of them to say "Run" and release them onto a hiking trail cyberstrikebeast (I want to ask) How many nightmares do you want to give people? crack--attack All of them 12:43 AM · 2/28/22 · Twitter for iPhone
Devious Dungeon Master @ActualLegal How to spot a Chaotic Evil Kenku player: Translate Tweet crack--attack Fun fact! Crows can talk just like parrots do! It requires a process called "freeing their tongue" (don't ask) but yes I want to train a flock of them to say "Run" and release them onto a hiking trail cyberstrikebeast (I want to ask) How many nightmares do you want to give people? crack--attack All of them 12:43 AM · 2/28/22 · Twitter for iPhone

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International _DND_ Is Hard

me and the boys trying to learn America's godforsaken measuring system just to play a stupid play pretend game (crushing sound)
me and the boys trying to learn America's godforsaken measuring system just to play a stupid play pretend game (crushing sound)

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The Economy Is In Shambles


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It's the Only Way

When someone asks why I'm the forever DM Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
When someone asks why I'm the forever DM Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

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Blindsided

Dandy Beyond @DandyBeyond DM: You walk into a room and you can't see anything... Party: WE ALL HAVE DARKVISION!!! DM: ...BECAUSE THE ROOM IS FULL OF BLINDING LIGHT! Party: ... DM: What? Nobody has BLINDING LIGHT VISION?! Well that's a shame. Roll initiative.
Dandy Beyond @DandyBeyond DM: You walk into a room and you can't see anything... Party: WE ALL HAVE DARKVISION!!! DM: ...BECAUSE THE ROOM IS FULL OF BLINDING LIGHT! Party: ... DM: What? Nobody has BLINDING LIGHT VISION?! Well that's a shame. Roll initiative.

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It Just Works


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Rules Are Meant to Be Broken

READING THE DUNGEON MASTER'S GUIDE BE LIKE FOLLOW THESE RULES OR DON'T I'M A BOOK NOT A COP
READING THE DUNGEON MASTER'S GUIDE BE LIKE FOLLOW THESE RULES OR DON'T I'M A BOOK NOT A COP

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Dumb Dumb Mister

Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister.' Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow..well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." %3D Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about..(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. I am the dumb dumb mister.
Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister.' Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow..well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." %3D Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about..(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. I am the dumb dumb mister.

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Chaos!? I'll Show You Chaos!


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Raising the Dead is Raising the Dead


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Nothing is a cliché when it is happening to you.

Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary The DM How many Max Payne references they have made this session
Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary The DM How many Max Payne references they have made this session

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Bag of Bees

The Rouge with their concealed dagger. The Assassin with their sword cane. The Druid with a fully filled Bag of Holding containing nofhing but angry bees.
The Rouge with their concealed dagger. The Assassin with their sword cane. The Druid with a fully filled Bag of Holding containing nofhing but angry bees.

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