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...and the eternal dance keeps going on and on and on... | /r/dndmemes

source: Paramount Pictures Paladin... Mona said the two of you were in the building when the fire started. Rogue *rolls* 15 for deception Yeah, she's a liar! 'Cause I don't know her, so whatever she said is a lie. *rolls* 16 for insight So you weren't in the building with that woman? *rolls* 17 for persuasion 45 No, not I. Alright, she started it. She was like, "I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down!" And I said, "You better not. You BETTER not." *rolls* 32 for intimidation She said it was an electrical fire. *rolls* 32 for CHA saving throw... It WAS. It was a total electrical fire. It was like, the switches had sparks coming out of the sockets. It was like the 4th of July, man.

source: Paramount Pictures Paladin... Mona said the two of you were in the building when the fire started. Rogue *rolls* 15 for deception Yeah, she's a liar! 'Cause I don't know her, so whatever she said is a lie. *rolls* 16 for insight So you weren't in the building with that woman? *rolls* 17 for persuasion 45 No, not I. Alright, she started it. She was like, "I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down!" And I said, "You better not. You BETTER not." *rolls* 32 for intimidation She said it was an electrical fire. *rolls* 32 for CHA saving throw... It WAS. It was a total electrical fire. It was like, the switches had sparks coming out of the sockets. It was like the 4th of July, man.

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TheScowl117 8:40 PM Hello, if it's no trouble could you post this this to dndmemes: -A imgflip.com Wott's Game Design Team Every other WotC team Also WotC's Game Design Team

TheScowl117 8:40 PM Hello, if it's no trouble could you post this this to dndmemes: -A imgflip.com Wott's Game Design Team Every other WotC team Also WotC's Game Design Team

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More often than not when the DM says "I'll allow it" they have no idea what they're allowing... and God bless 'em for it! | /r/dndmemes

So last night my group and I came up with a fun solution to a common problem. Party of four trying to sneak into a base guarded by goblins, hobgoblins, ogres etc. Three sneaky bois (rogue, bard, archer) will be fine. But what to do with the big, clanky dragonborn paladin? Our bard cast gaseous form on him and he squeezed his new gassy self into an empty bottle that we could carry with us as we snuck in. Gave us an hour time limit, but should be plenty. As an added bonus, when things inevitably kicked off, we threw the bottle at a bad guy and bam! Instant in- your-face angry paladin. The paladin grenade is our new favourite paladin delivery system. Ranger, if the DM new anything about Boyle's law, he'd be very upset. P1V1= P2V2 doesn't mean s--- to him. So f--- it, throw the Paladin!

So last night my group and I came up with a fun solution to a common problem. Party of four trying to sneak into a base guarded by goblins, hobgoblins, ogres etc. Three sneaky bois (rogue, bard, archer) will be fine. But what to do with the big, clanky dragonborn paladin? Our bard cast gaseous form on him and he squeezed his new gassy self into an empty bottle that we could carry with us as we snuck in. Gave us an hour time limit, but should be plenty. As an added bonus, when things inevitably kicked off, we threw the bottle at a bad guy and bam! Instant in- your-face angry paladin. The paladin grenade is our new favourite paladin delivery system. Ranger, if the DM new anything about Boyle's law, he'd be very upset. P1V1= P2V2 doesn't mean s--- to him. So f--- it, throw the Paladin!

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Patrons can't take away powers they granted, maybe... maybe not. But they sure as hell can find ways to fuck with em. | /r/dndmemes

I love my Fathomless Warlock powers! I'm gonna dump that dumbass Patron and pick up Rogue Swashbuckler levels for now on... The Patron: So useful for a pirate adventure at C1st level. wait a sec, where'd my waterbreathing go? P "Boating accident"

I love my Fathomless Warlock powers! I'm gonna dump that dumbass Patron and pick up Rogue Swashbuckler levels for now on... The Patron: So useful for a pirate adventure at C1st level. wait a sec, where'd my waterbreathing go? P "Boating accident"

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Improv D&D is Best D&D | /r/dndmemes

D&D is a game where you sit around arguing about your plan for 25 minutes and then do not follow that plan Plans? We don't need no steenking plans!

D&D is a game where you sit around arguing about your plan for 25 minutes and then do not follow that plan Plans? We don't need no steenking plans!

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Can't wait to use my new silhouette minis... | /r/dndmemes

hyahker Character Figures Cut out the figures on the solid lines, then fold each figure on the dotted lines according to the diagram. Tape each figure to a penny or a button for stability, as shown on the diagram. Artwork by Lise Free nightount K 发 spawn of Chulhu 是 $ 大 cthonien 当事 ¥ after 粉我 posin and dweller Copyright Chaosium Inc. 1981; all rights reserved. Permission granted to photocopy for personal use only 3 dark yount of Shub Nigrunath deep one 你 monster

hyahker Character Figures Cut out the figures on the solid lines, then fold each figure on the dotted lines according to the diagram. Tape each figure to a penny or a button for stability, as shown on the diagram. Artwork by Lise Free nightount K 发 spawn of Chulhu 是 $ 大 cthonien 当事 ¥ after 粉我 posin and dweller Copyright Chaosium Inc. 1981; all rights reserved. Permission granted to photocopy for personal use only 3 dark yount of Shub Nigrunath deep one 你 monster

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No Retreat, No Surrender... | /r/dndmemes

What having 1 HP left looks like in D&D... Barbarian: I'm gonna Rage then take one of these arrows out and stab 'em in the face with lit. DM: It's your turn, what are you going to do?

What having 1 HP left looks like in D&D... Barbarian: I'm gonna Rage then take one of these arrows out and stab 'em in the face with lit. DM: It's your turn, what are you going to do?

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Gen X for sure... | /r/dndmemes

You can tell how long a person has been playing D&D by the memes they share Should I heal or peel I roll to seduce, hee hee the downed Monk, hmm RAAAAAAÄÄÄÄÄAGE I smite the Bard for being horny

You can tell how long a person has been playing D&D by the memes they share Should I heal or peel I roll to seduce, hee hee the downed Monk, hmm RAAAAAAÄÄÄÄÄAGE I smite the Bard for being horny

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This brings back fond memories of The Ren and Stimpy Show... | /r/dndmemes

Don't judge a flex by it's pectorals... The Human Barbarian with a natural 18 STR SVITI The Gnome Wizard that found a Sweater Vest of Storm Giant Strength

Don't judge a flex by it's pectorals... The Human Barbarian with a natural 18 STR SVITI The Gnome Wizard that found a Sweater Vest of Storm Giant Strength

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The hero that we need... | /r/dndmemes

A The Paladin trying to stabilize the rest of the party after they got wiped by the dragon's AoE DnD- ROLLERS The Bard with 5 HP taking on the dragon alone to distract it

A The Paladin trying to stabilize the rest of the party after they got wiped by the dragon's AoE DnD- ROLLERS The Bard with 5 HP taking on the dragon alone to distract it

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There is some truth to this... | /r/dndmemes

@mhereforthechainbang You said DND was going to be fun and cheap Oh hell Ricky, I was high when I said that

@mhereforthechainbang You said DND was going to be fun and cheap Oh hell Ricky, I was high when I said that

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But... who's who in the picture... | /r/dndmemes

Warlocks that use Pact Rituals to speed date potential new patrons look something like: "So, basically I'm an eldritch horror from the deep." "That's so interesting."

Warlocks that use Pact Rituals to speed date potential new patrons look something like: "So, basically I'm an eldritch horror from the deep." "That's so interesting."

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Yo, lemme get in on that... | /r/dndmemes

I was tanking, in a rather nasty fight, and just before he can heal me, our healer gets knocked out. Not my day. So knowing the campaign is almost over, and it'll be worth their wrath, I dive into the last baddies. In an o--- of mutual bloodletting, me and last enemies die. DM: (ooc) well that was special. (IC) Anyway, what do you do now? Rogue: loot the bodies of course Cleric: (ooc) uh... Crap, I'm too low a level to resurrect you Sorcerer: (ooc) that's right, you're dead too. (To DM)I loot his body Rogue: me too! DM divides up the tanks items, then looks at me... Me: so confession time, I'm not a tank. Confused looks from the other players. Me: who picked up my sword? Rogue: you didn't.... (Looks at DM) you let him? DM evil grins: sorcerer make a will save. Sorcerer: why? He's dead. Me: that's what you think... I'm not the body, I'm the sword. Barbarian: Hey, if you want, I can take it off your hands. Barbarian with a... APORT ...Haversack of Holding filled with cursed items

I was tanking, in a rather nasty fight, and just before he can heal me, our healer gets knocked out. Not my day. So knowing the campaign is almost over, and it'll be worth their wrath, I dive into the last baddies. In an o--- of mutual bloodletting, me and last enemies die. DM: (ooc) well that was special. (IC) Anyway, what do you do now? Rogue: loot the bodies of course Cleric: (ooc) uh... Crap, I'm too low a level to resurrect you Sorcerer: (ooc) that's right, you're dead too. (To DM)I loot his body Rogue: me too! DM divides up the tanks items, then looks at me... Me: so confession time, I'm not a tank. Confused looks from the other players. Me: who picked up my sword? Rogue: you didn't.... (Looks at DM) you let him? DM evil grins: sorcerer make a will save. Sorcerer: why? He's dead. Me: that's what you think... I'm not the body, I'm the sword. Barbarian: Hey, if you want, I can take it off your hands. Barbarian with a... APORT ...Haversack of Holding filled with cursed items

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Bruh... my guts... | /r/dndmemes

I run a D&D game for 20-year olds, and yesterday a new player introduced his character by saying he was "old but not very old, like between middle-aged and elderly... maybe 40, something like that?" Anyway that's when a dozen dragons attacked the party. Me, the DM at 53...

I run a D&D game for 20-year olds, and yesterday a new player introduced his character by saying he was "old but not very old, like between middle-aged and elderly... maybe 40, something like that?" Anyway that's when a dozen dragons attacked the party. Me, the DM at 53...

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I let my players loosely know the theme of a game... not the exact details of the setting. | /r/dndmemes

DM: We open our first session on the deck of a pirate ship. The water is so clear you can see all the way to the bottom. *shows the group a picture to set the scene* Player: Hey, wait sec... DM: Are you ready kids? Player: I thought we were going to play a gritty, horror campaign with vampires and ghosts. DM: I can't hear you! Player: I said, I thought we... DM: *at the top of his voice* OHHHHHHH!!!

DM: We open our first session on the deck of a pirate ship. The water is so clear you can see all the way to the bottom. *shows the group a picture to set the scene* Player: Hey, wait sec... DM: Are you ready kids? Player: I thought we were going to play a gritty, horror campaign with vampires and ghosts. DM: I can't hear you! Player: I said, I thought we... DM: *at the top of his voice* OHHHHHHH!!!

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It's all fun and games until... | /r/dndmemes

leftboob-enthusiast Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic s--- and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be) You will? mens-rights-activia Have fun s------- in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™ the-goblin-cat medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool firelordderpy Have fun crapping in outhouses and losing loved ones to the Goblin Raiders™ the-goblin-cat That's more the f--- like it

leftboob-enthusiast Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic s--- and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be) You will? mens-rights-activia Have fun s------- in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™ the-goblin-cat medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool firelordderpy Have fun crapping in outhouses and losing loved ones to the Goblin Raiders™ the-goblin-cat That's more the f--- like it

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This list seems a bit sus... | /r/dndmemes

The Rotund Turkey Dungeon Master @BigSquishyDM What the #DND races sound like Dwarf: transatlantic Elf: swedish Human: Texan Half Elf: Minnesotan Halflings: Canadian Gnomes: Monty Python French Knights Dragon Born: Cockney Teiflings: Castilian Warforged: Beep Boop Firbolg: Chicago Lizard People: Brooklyn Kenku: *birb noises* Tortle: Mexican SQUIRTLE, SQUIRTLE, SQUIRTLE... ...CABRON!

The Rotund Turkey Dungeon Master @BigSquishyDM What the #DND races sound like Dwarf: transatlantic Elf: swedish Human: Texan Half Elf: Minnesotan Halflings: Canadian Gnomes: Monty Python French Knights Dragon Born: Cockney Teiflings: Castilian Warforged: Beep Boop Firbolg: Chicago Lizard People: Brooklyn Kenku: *birb noises* Tortle: Mexican SQUIRTLE, SQUIRTLE, SQUIRTLE... ...CABRON!

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Something that never, never, never might not happen... | /r/dndmemes

Oh, of course I'll play in your D&D game! But I didn't even ask you. Of course I'd roleplay seduction! Oh, ok. Be at my place at 6. - Ruan Kramer

Oh, of course I'll play in your D&D game! But I didn't even ask you. Of course I'd roleplay seduction! Oh, ok. Be at my place at 6. - Ruan Kramer

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Enlargement, it's not for everybody... | /r/dndmemes

← r/DnD Joined u/zoctopode 1h [OC][Art] Never cast enlarge on your gnome 36 y/o gnome artificer (very tiny) COND ENLARGE 2nd level transmutation OH MY GOD. HE DOES LOOK KINDA DIFFERENT... HAIRCUT, MAYBE...? ( NEW SHOES?.. oh my ARE YOU SEEING THIS? ARE YOU WELL?

← r/DnD Joined u/zoctopode 1h [OC][Art] Never cast enlarge on your gnome 36 y/o gnome artificer (very tiny) COND ENLARGE 2nd level transmutation OH MY GOD. HE DOES LOOK KINDA DIFFERENT... HAIRCUT, MAYBE...? ( NEW SHOES?.. oh my ARE YOU SEEING THIS? ARE YOU WELL?

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