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That Went South Fast

The players successfully slay a dragon! They strip it for scales, teeth, claws and eyes to sell and now they're rich They plan to harvest They plan to harvest every dragon in the dragon valley for parts every dragon in the dragon valley for parts imgflip.com
The players successfully slay a dragon! They strip it for scales, teeth, claws and eyes to sell and now they're rich They plan to harvest They plan to harvest every dragon in the dragon valley for parts every dragon in the dragon valley for parts imgflip.com

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Sure You Can, but Why Would You?

WHEN SOMEONE EXPLAINS YOU CAN PLAY AN ARTIFICER WITHOUT GUNS AND TECH Interesting. You know what èlse is interesting? Grenades. imgfip.com
WHEN SOMEONE EXPLAINS YOU CAN PLAY AN ARTIFICER WITHOUT GUNS AND TECH Interesting. You know what èlse is interesting? Grenades. imgfip.com

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Seems Like Someone's a Little Too Creative

My (36F) husband (41M) has some disturbing requests for after he's passed away. It/all Relationships This one is really bizarre, and l'm sorry ahead of time. My husband of 12 years has had some medical problems recently. The topic about end of life plans came up, and I asked if he wanted to be buried. He didn't want that. Nor did he want to be cremated. My husband wants me to have his skull taken from his body and cleaned. Then he wants that skull put on the mantelpiece in the living room. The rest of his body he wants sent to one of those places that makes the gems out of bodies and made into two blue diamonds. He then wants those gems to be put in the eye socket of the skull to look like eyes. Then he can "watch the family home" and "be passed down through the generations". Demilich Noises*
My (36F) husband (41M) has some disturbing requests for after he's passed away. It/all Relationships This one is really bizarre, and l'm sorry ahead of time. My husband of 12 years has had some medical problems recently. The topic about end of life plans came up, and I asked if he wanted to be buried. He didn't want that. Nor did he want to be cremated. My husband wants me to have his skull taken from his body and cleaned. Then he wants that skull put on the mantelpiece in the living room. The rest of his body he wants sent to one of those places that makes the gems out of bodies and made into two blue diamonds. He then wants those gems to be put in the eye socket of the skull to look like eyes. Then he can "watch the family home" and "be passed down through the generations". Demilich Noises*

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Don't Be Difficult

The DM has to prep the world and the NPCS. They have to prepare every week and improvise the entire world around the players. The least you can do is learn your damn character sheet. imgflip.com
The DM has to prep the world and the NPCS. They have to prepare every week and improvise the entire world around the players. The least you can do is learn your damn character sheet. imgflip.com

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Play as Danny DeVito

Me: You know, at 4'10" 175lbs, Danny Devito is only slightly larger than the average DnD dwarf. My next dwarf artificer: So anyway I started blasting. imgflip.com 83
Me: You know, at 4'10" 175lbs, Danny Devito is only slightly larger than the average DnD dwarf. My next dwarf artificer: So anyway I started blasting. imgflip.com 83

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In Case This Comes in Handy

RAW, a level 2 Conjuration Wizard can create Purple Worm Poison with Minor Conjuration, which deals 12d6 Poison Damage with a DC19 Con save Until we meet again. made with mematic
RAW, a level 2 Conjuration Wizard can create Purple Worm Poison with Minor Conjuration, which deals 12d6 Poison Damage with a DC19 Con save Until we meet again. made with mematic

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Realism

DM ottom dantification Taivar's Lilega FUMBLE ON NAT 1 StaR So, I have a 5% chance of breaking my weapon each round at level 1 Yup Level 20 Fighter DM And each time Igain Extra Attack that chance increases That's right Level 20 Fighter 00 DM Level 20 Fighter As a Fighter, I gain Extra Attacks to represent the fact that my mastery with weapons is increasing That makes sense to me Level 20 Fighter Level 20 Fighter DM DM Then why the hell I have a 19% chance of breaking my weapon and the Reckless Attacking Barbarian has a 2% It's realistic! Chance?!
DM ottom dantification Taivar's Lilega FUMBLE ON NAT 1 StaR So, I have a 5% chance of breaking my weapon each round at level 1 Yup Level 20 Fighter DM And each time Igain Extra Attack that chance increases That's right Level 20 Fighter 00 DM Level 20 Fighter As a Fighter, I gain Extra Attacks to represent the fact that my mastery with weapons is increasing That makes sense to me Level 20 Fighter Level 20 Fighter DM DM Then why the hell I have a 19% chance of breaking my weapon and the Reckless Attacking Barbarian has a 2% It's realistic! Chance?!

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DnD in a Nutshell

[Absurd/unbelievable situation] De bOW T ON-D What? DEY [Explanation that misunderstands game rules] 000000000
[Absurd/unbelievable situation] De bOW T ON-D What? DEY [Explanation that misunderstands game rules] 000000000

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Weird Facts

You must only speak the truth into this horn! Werewolfs can't hurt each other since their claws are neither magic nor silver. imgflip.com
You must only speak the truth into this horn! Werewolfs can't hurt each other since their claws are neither magic nor silver. imgflip.com

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is a Woke idea ever...mimic fighter


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Those of you who know about hyena biology will know what this meme is talking about

MORTAL, YOU STAND UPON THE PEAK OF TRUTH! ASK ONE QUESTION AND THE GODS WILL ANSWER! Okay, so, about female gnolls, do they have the-
MORTAL, YOU STAND UPON THE PEAK OF TRUTH! ASK ONE QUESTION AND THE GODS WILL ANSWER! Okay, so, about female gnolls, do they have the-

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KILL IT!

Friendly NPC Obring you love. Murder HoboS -It's bringing love. Don't let it get away! -BREAK IT'S LEGS!
Friendly NPC Obring you love. Murder HoboS -It's bringing love. Don't let it get away! -BREAK IT'S LEGS!

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Dragons goes to Dungeon (ironic at 110%)


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Why It's Hard to Start

Me wanting to start D&D 300 paragraphs of rules
Me wanting to start D&D 300 paragraphs of rules

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Play What You Want to Play

play what you want to play Ok l'll play 4e I like it more than other editions D&D community
play what you want to play Ok l'll play 4e I like it more than other editions D&D community

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INT Check

When the Barbarian passes an INT check: GOKU: Hold on a second. Now, I may not be the brightest knife in the crayon box... made with mematic
When the Barbarian passes an INT check: GOKU: Hold on a second. Now, I may not be the brightest knife in the crayon box... made with mematic

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Here We Go Again

FIREBALL, ELDRITCH BLAST, CROSSBOWS DARTS, APPARENTLY
FIREBALL, ELDRITCH BLAST, CROSSBOWS DARTS, APPARENTLY

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Well That's Alarming

Veteran DM giving me advice Me You mean player character right? Don't be afraid to kill your players if they make dumb decisions Veteran DM giving me advice Ме You mean player character right?
Veteran DM giving me advice Me You mean player character right? Don't be afraid to kill your players if they make dumb decisions Veteran DM giving me advice Ме You mean player character right?

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Just Don't Question It

I DON'T KNOW WHY DARTS ARE THE SUPREME WEAPON AND AT THIS POINT I'M TO AFRAID TO ASK
I DON'T KNOW WHY DARTS ARE THE SUPREME WEAPON AND AT THIS POINT I'M TO AFRAID TO ASK

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Stealth

DM: "Please make a stealth check." ROUGE BARD PALADIN BARBARIAN
DM: "Please make a stealth check." ROUGE BARD PALADIN BARBARIAN

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