Dungeons and Dragons - is a Woke idea ever...mimic fighter

What about mimics with long feminine legs that kicks you like Chun-Li?

So basically Mimicuties from Kid Icarus: Uprising.

>Stationary
>Uninspired
>Easily killed from a distance
>Victims can escape it's adhesive with alcohol, something 80% of adventurers have

>Fast as fuck
>Horrifying, what even is that?
>Will chase you to the ends of the earth with flying spin kicks if you so much as scratch it
>Being grabbed is usually a death sentence
>Only "weak" to a very overlooked item, only falls asleep long enough for the player to nab the item. Does not make the mimic less dangerous in combat.