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MATHEMATICIANS FARE POOR y IN WAR WHAT'S THAT SYMBOL MEAN? NOTHING, BUT IF I CAN GET ENOUGH ARROW STRIKES, I CAN CALCULATE PI/ FO
MATHEMATICIANS FARE POOR y IN WAR WHAT'S THAT SYMBOL MEAN? NOTHING, BUT IF I CAN GET ENOUGH ARROW STRIKES, I CAN CALCULATE PI/ FO

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Free Love

WHAT ARE YOU DOING) WHAT? ) STOP! I yOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO STOP ME I UPDA TED OUR RELATIONSHIPS PRIVACY POLICY AS PART OF OUR MARRIAGE CONTRACT SELLING YOUR PRIVATE MEDICAし DATA I DIDN'T ACTUALLY READ THAT! NOBODY READS THAT! OVE IS FREEJOHN AND, IF THE SERVICE IS FREE, YOU ARE THE PRODUCT , I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOURE NAIVE/ WHO'S ACTUALLY BUYING AN INDIVIDUA MAN'S MEDICAL HISTORY. AN EX OF YOURS IS SURPRISING y INTERESTED IN YOUR HEMORRHOID PROBLEMS Smbc-comics.com
WHAT ARE YOU DOING) WHAT? ) STOP! I yOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO STOP ME I UPDA TED OUR RELATIONSHIPS PRIVACY POLICY AS PART OF OUR MARRIAGE CONTRACT SELLING YOUR PRIVATE MEDICAし DATA I DIDN'T ACTUALLY READ THAT! NOBODY READS THAT! OVE IS FREEJOHN AND, IF THE SERVICE IS FREE, YOU ARE THE PRODUCT , I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOURE NAIVE/ WHO'S ACTUALLY BUYING AN INDIVIDUA MAN'S MEDICAL HISTORY. AN EX OF YOURS IS SURPRISING y INTERESTED IN YOUR HEMORRHOID PROBLEMS Smbc-comics.com

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help

DEARしORD, HOW DO I GET FIT? MY SON PUSHUPS ARE AN EXCELLENT FULL BODY DEAR SATAN, HOW DOI GET FIT mbc-comics.com
DEARしORD, HOW DO I GET FIT? MY SON PUSHUPS ARE AN EXCELLENT FULL BODY DEAR SATAN, HOW DOI GET FIT mbc-comics.com

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quantum bits

SO, ACCORDING TO THAT THEORY, THE ENTIRE COSMOS EVERYTHING IS MADE OF QUANTUM BITS EN EEING WHAT? SO WHEN I WENT INSIDE JUST NOW I SHAT A QUANTUM COMPUTER IT'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THAT IF EVERYTHING IS QUANTUM BITS, YOU ARE A QUANTUM COMPUTER THAT SHAT A QUANTUM COMPUTER INTO A QUANTUM COMPUTER WOwwWWW BY THE WAY, YOUR QUANTUM COMPUTER WON'T FLUSH FOR GOD'S SAKE, DA VE bc-comics.com
SO, ACCORDING TO THAT THEORY, THE ENTIRE COSMOS EVERYTHING IS MADE OF QUANTUM BITS EN EEING WHAT? SO WHEN I WENT INSIDE JUST NOW I SHAT A QUANTUM COMPUTER IT'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THAT IF EVERYTHING IS QUANTUM BITS, YOU ARE A QUANTUM COMPUTER THAT SHAT A QUANTUM COMPUTER INTO A QUANTUM COMPUTER WOwwWWW BY THE WAY, YOUR QUANTUM COMPUTER WON'T FLUSH FOR GOD'S SAKE, DA VE bc-comics.com

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sadism

I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THIS CLOSET yOU WILしSIT HERE, IN CHAINS, THINKING DIRTY THOUGHTS UNTIL I COME BACK FOR YOU OH YES MISTRESS. click aJ ITS MINE EVERY SLICE /S MINE Order Pizza mbc-comics.com
I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THIS CLOSET yOU WILしSIT HERE, IN CHAINS, THINKING DIRTY THOUGHTS UNTIL I COME BACK FOR YOU OH YES MISTRESS. click aJ ITS MINE EVERY SLICE /S MINE Order Pizza mbc-comics.com

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horatio

THERE IS MORE IN HEA VEN AND EARTH, HORA TIO, THAN IS DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY WHATP WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HAMLET? LIKE. IM TOO MUCH OF A REDUCTIONIST YEAH. TOO REDUCTIONIST LEAVE ROOM FOR WONDER AND MAGIC AND POSSIBILITY IN YOUR VIEW OF THE UNIVERSE T'M JUST NOT CONVINCED A GHOST IS TELLING YOU TO MURDER PEOPLE, MAN. Smbc-comcs.com
THERE IS MORE IN HEA VEN AND EARTH, HORA TIO, THAN IS DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY WHATP WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HAMLET? LIKE. IM TOO MUCH OF A REDUCTIONIST YEAH. TOO REDUCTIONIST LEAVE ROOM FOR WONDER AND MAGIC AND POSSIBILITY IN YOUR VIEW OF THE UNIVERSE T'M JUST NOT CONVINCED A GHOST IS TELLING YOU TO MURDER PEOPLE, MAN. Smbc-comcs.com

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frequency

THERE'S THIS IDEA CALLED THE FREQUENCY ILLUSION" WHERE ONCE YOU LEARN A NEW WORD, YOU START SEEING IT EVER YWHERE HUH THAT'S MILDLy INTERESTING YEAH, BUT IT GETS REALLY INTERESTING WHEN YOU REALIZE YoU CAN ACTIVELY USE THE EFFECT ON OTHER PEOPLE THERE IS A TRANSITIVE VERB, LANT," WHICH MEANS "TO FしAVOR ALE WITH AGED URINE WHAT DAMMIT/ DAMMIT DAMMIT/ 0 LANT co. [ANTc。 Smbc-comics.com
THERE'S THIS IDEA CALLED THE FREQUENCY ILLUSION" WHERE ONCE YOU LEARN A NEW WORD, YOU START SEEING IT EVER YWHERE HUH THAT'S MILDLy INTERESTING YEAH, BUT IT GETS REALLY INTERESTING WHEN YOU REALIZE YoU CAN ACTIVELY USE THE EFFECT ON OTHER PEOPLE THERE IS A TRANSITIVE VERB, LANT," WHICH MEANS "TO FしAVOR ALE WITH AGED URINE WHAT DAMMIT/ DAMMIT DAMMIT/ 0 LANT co. [ANTc。 Smbc-comics.com

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Why

YOU ACTUALしУ VOTED FOR THEİ DO I LIKE EVERYTHING ENORMOUS FLAMING SKULL WITH HIDEOUS SERPENTS FOR EYESP BUT WHY BOZMODIKLAX THE VILE DOES OF COURSE NOT BUT, I FELT IT WAS TIME TO CHANGE THE STATUS QUO 4 Le BUT HE BLOTTED OUT THE SUN AND CAST THE STARS FROM HEAVEN/ SURELY YOU DON'T AGREE WITH THAT POLICY NOT IN PARTICULAR, BUT IT DRIVES THE OTHER SIDE NUTS THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BuYERS OF SOONISH CLICK FOR MORE INFO smbc-comics.com
YOU ACTUALしУ VOTED FOR THEİ DO I LIKE EVERYTHING ENORMOUS FLAMING SKULL WITH HIDEOUS SERPENTS FOR EYESP BUT WHY BOZMODIKLAX THE VILE DOES OF COURSE NOT BUT, I FELT IT WAS TIME TO CHANGE THE STATUS QUO 4 Le BUT HE BLOTTED OUT THE SUN AND CAST THE STARS FROM HEAVEN/ SURELY YOU DON'T AGREE WITH THAT POLICY NOT IN PARTICULAR, BUT IT DRIVES THE OTHER SIDE NUTS THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BuYERS OF SOONISH CLICK FOR MORE INFO smbc-comics.com

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existence

I DON'T SEE HOW YOU CAN BE AGAINST INDUSTRIAL FARMING WITHOUT IT, WE WOULD HAVE LITERALLY MILLIONS FEWER CHICKENS. YOU'RE WISHING THEM NONEXISTENCE I AGREE EXISTENCE S OBJECTIVELY GOOD THAT'S WHY I CREATED THE EXISTIFIEK IT BRINGS INTO BEING FULLY-CONSCIOUS MINDS, COMPLETE WITH ILLUSIONARY LIFE MEMORIES. SHORTUY AFTER BECOMING SELF-AWARE, THEY REALIZE THEY'RE ARTIFICIA BRAINS TRAPPED IN A MALICIOUS CREATOR'S DEVICE.J ONCE THEIR HORROR WE INDUCE THE SENSATION OF SEARING PAIN. THEN, A VOICE REMINDS THEM THAT THE FAMILYTHEM OUT OF EXISTENCE THEY BELIEVE THEY ARE A PART OF NEVER ACTUALLY EXISTE THEN, 100,000 YEARS OF SOLITARY CONFINEMENT VEL CRESTS, WE FLUSH SINCE THE EXISTIFIER IS THANKS TO PARALLEL PROCESSING AND MODERN OBJECTIVELY ETHICAL, THE HARDWARE THE WHOLE PROCESS TAKES ONしy SECONDS/ MORE EXISTIFIERS I BUILD THE MORE ETHICAし1 BECOME/ HAVE YOU CONSIDERED MAKING THE SIMULATIONS NICERP I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN ASA GOODY-GOODY smbc-comics.com
I DON'T SEE HOW YOU CAN BE AGAINST INDUSTRIAL FARMING WITHOUT IT, WE WOULD HAVE LITERALLY MILLIONS FEWER CHICKENS. YOU'RE WISHING THEM NONEXISTENCE I AGREE EXISTENCE S OBJECTIVELY GOOD THAT'S WHY I CREATED THE EXISTIFIEK IT BRINGS INTO BEING FULLY-CONSCIOUS MINDS, COMPLETE WITH ILLUSIONARY LIFE MEMORIES. SHORTUY AFTER BECOMING SELF-AWARE, THEY REALIZE THEY'RE ARTIFICIA BRAINS TRAPPED IN A MALICIOUS CREATOR'S DEVICE.J ONCE THEIR HORROR WE INDUCE THE SENSATION OF SEARING PAIN. THEN, A VOICE REMINDS THEM THAT THE FAMILYTHEM OUT OF EXISTENCE THEY BELIEVE THEY ARE A PART OF NEVER ACTUALLY EXISTE THEN, 100,000 YEARS OF SOLITARY CONFINEMENT VEL CRESTS, WE FLUSH SINCE THE EXISTIFIER IS THANKS TO PARALLEL PROCESSING AND MODERN OBJECTIVELY ETHICAL, THE HARDWARE THE WHOLE PROCESS TAKES ONしy SECONDS/ MORE EXISTIFIERS I BUILD THE MORE ETHICAし1 BECOME/ HAVE YOU CONSIDERED MAKING THE SIMULATIONS NICERP I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN ASA GOODY-GOODY smbc-comics.com

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responsible

I'M AFRAID YOUR TIME IS ABOUT UP, HUMAN IT'S ALL IN THIS GRAPH OF POWER VS RESPONSIBLENESS WHA T THIS IS TRUE FOR EVERY CIVILIZA TION IN THE UNIVERSE. WHENEVER POWER HITS ABOUT 6.383 TIMES RESPONSIBLENESS THE CIVILIZATION ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYS ITSELF ■ power recponsibleness me YOU GUYS ARE AT 5.9 WAIT, IF THIS HAPPENS TO EVERY CIVILIZATION, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEREP IM HIDING FROM A ROGUE A.I Smbc-comics.com
I'M AFRAID YOUR TIME IS ABOUT UP, HUMAN IT'S ALL IN THIS GRAPH OF POWER VS RESPONSIBLENESS WHA T THIS IS TRUE FOR EVERY CIVILIZA TION IN THE UNIVERSE. WHENEVER POWER HITS ABOUT 6.383 TIMES RESPONSIBLENESS THE CIVILIZATION ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYS ITSELF ■ power recponsibleness me YOU GUYS ARE AT 5.9 WAIT, IF THIS HAPPENS TO EVERY CIVILIZATION, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEREP IM HIDING FROM A ROGUE A.I Smbc-comics.com

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hansel and gretel

IN THE YEAR OF A GREAT FAMINE, HANSE AND GRETEL'S MOTHER DECIDED TO LEA VE THEM IN THE WOODS TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES OVERHEARING THE CONVERSATION HANSE HAD AN IDEA LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THEIR MOTHER HAD OVERHEARD THEIR CONVERSATION I WILL TAKE THESE BRIGHT PEBBLES AND LEA VE THEM ALONG OUR PATH. THEN, WE CAN FOLLOW THEM HOME THAT NIGHT, SHE CREATED OOPS OF SHINY PEBBLES AT VARIOUS POINTS IN THE WOODS THE FOしし WING EVENING SHE LEFT THEM IN THE FOREST ON THE PATH HOME THEY ENCOUNTERED Aし00P WHICH CAUSED THEM TO GO IT'S EASY/ JUST ALWAYS IN AN END ESS CYCLE UNTIL THEY PASSED OUT FROM EXHAUSTION TO THE NEAREST PEBBLE KEEP DOING THAT UNTIL YOU ARRIVE HOME e) WHAT'S THE MORAL OF THIS STORYP THERE ARE ARTS FAR DARKER THAN WITCHCRAFT 0 oductio hm mbc-comics.com
IN THE YEAR OF A GREAT FAMINE, HANSE AND GRETEL'S MOTHER DECIDED TO LEA VE THEM IN THE WOODS TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES OVERHEARING THE CONVERSATION HANSE HAD AN IDEA LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THEIR MOTHER HAD OVERHEARD THEIR CONVERSATION I WILL TAKE THESE BRIGHT PEBBLES AND LEA VE THEM ALONG OUR PATH. THEN, WE CAN FOLLOW THEM HOME THAT NIGHT, SHE CREATED OOPS OF SHINY PEBBLES AT VARIOUS POINTS IN THE WOODS THE FOしし WING EVENING SHE LEFT THEM IN THE FOREST ON THE PATH HOME THEY ENCOUNTERED Aし00P WHICH CAUSED THEM TO GO IT'S EASY/ JUST ALWAYS IN AN END ESS CYCLE UNTIL THEY PASSED OUT FROM EXHAUSTION TO THE NEAREST PEBBLE KEEP DOING THAT UNTIL YOU ARRIVE HOME e) WHAT'S THE MORAL OF THIS STORYP THERE ARE ARTS FAR DARKER THAN WITCHCRAFT 0 oductio hm mbc-comics.com

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toe

GOD! WHY DID YOU LET ME STUB My T062 I SA VED YOU IF YOU HADN'T STUBBED YOUR TOE, YOu WOULD HA VE LEFT 3 MINUTES EARLIER THAN YOU WILL AND, YOU WOUしD HAVE BEEN RUN OVER BYABUS I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY PRAISE THE LORD! INSTEAD, THAT BUS WILしRUN OVER SOMEONE WHO ISN'T CA THOLIC P-PRAISE THE LORD. Smbc-comics.com
GOD! WHY DID YOU LET ME STUB My T062 I SA VED YOU IF YOU HADN'T STUBBED YOUR TOE, YOu WOULD HA VE LEFT 3 MINUTES EARLIER THAN YOU WILL AND, YOU WOUしD HAVE BEEN RUN OVER BYABUS I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY PRAISE THE LORD! INSTEAD, THAT BUS WILしRUN OVER SOMEONE WHO ISN'T CA THOLIC P-PRAISE THE LORD. Smbc-comics.com

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But Dad

DAD, I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO GIVE ME GOOD ADVICE, BUT BOY, WOMEN DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. THEY WANT ONE THING AND ONE THING ON y TO PARAしyZE A CATERPILLAR AND BURY THEIR EGGS IN ITS MOIST BODY. CHARLOTTE ISN'T LIKE THAT, DAD! Interspecies adoption is always difficult.
DAD, I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO GIVE ME GOOD ADVICE, BUT BOY, WOMEN DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. THEY WANT ONE THING AND ONE THING ON y TO PARAしyZE A CATERPILLAR AND BURY THEIR EGGS IN ITS MOIST BODY. CHARLOTTE ISN'T LIKE THAT, DAD! Interspecies adoption is always difficult.

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explain

HUH. YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I TRY TO EXPLAIN IT, I THINK I'M FUZZY ON THE DETAILS. YOU SHOULD TALK TO ANIL. HE'S AN EXPERT WELL, IT'S LIKE... HM. I.. WOW. IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT QUITE AN EXPERT THE MOMENT YOU START TALKING! DO YOU KNOW ELAINE I... HRRM... MA YBE I CANN RECOMMEND SOME BOOKS. IT'S... I GUESS IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN. DO YOU KNOW MR. NAKAMOTO? LOOK, I DON'T GET IT EITHER BUT PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TEL ANYBODY Fun Fact: Nobody knows how cryptocurrency works.
HUH. YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I TRY TO EXPLAIN IT, I THINK I'M FUZZY ON THE DETAILS. YOU SHOULD TALK TO ANIL. HE'S AN EXPERT WELL, IT'S LIKE... HM. I.. WOW. IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT QUITE AN EXPERT THE MOMENT YOU START TALKING! DO YOU KNOW ELAINE I... HRRM... MA YBE I CANN RECOMMEND SOME BOOKS. IT'S... I GUESS IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN. DO YOU KNOW MR. NAKAMOTO? LOOK, I DON'T GET IT EITHER BUT PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TEL ANYBODY Fun Fact: Nobody knows how cryptocurrency works.

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macro

ACCORDING TO OUR MA CROECONOMIC MODEL, THE ECONOMy ししCRASH BECAUSE OF THE HORROR OF EXISTENCE IN A VAST AND DOOMED COSMOS. The fact that this never happens is proof that economic models don't really assume all agents have perfect information.
ACCORDING TO OUR MA CROECONOMIC MODEL, THE ECONOMy ししCRASH BECAUSE OF THE HORROR OF EXISTENCE IN A VAST AND DOOMED COSMOS. The fact that this never happens is proof that economic models don't really assume all agents have perfect information.

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hindenburg

I INVENTED A TIME MACHINE! WE CAN ONUY USE IT ONCE, TO ALTER ONE POINT IN HISTORY. WHAT DO WE DO? HUH? COME WITH ME! WE MAKE THE HINDENBURG OUT OF CHICKEN. NOU WERE RIGHT THIS IS BETTER FREE ROAST CHICKEN! HOORAY! THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONIS CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION. mbc-comics.com
I INVENTED A TIME MACHINE! WE CAN ONUY USE IT ONCE, TO ALTER ONE POINT IN HISTORY. WHAT DO WE DO? HUH? COME WITH ME! WE MAKE THE HINDENBURG OUT OF CHICKEN. NOU WERE RIGHT THIS IS BETTER FREE ROAST CHICKEN! HOORAY! THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONIS CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION. mbc-comics.com

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