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Little Voice

DADDY HOW DOI BE A GOOD BOY? WHENEVER YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT, I WOULD CLOSE YOUR EYES FORA MOMENT AND LISTEN TO THE LITTLE VOICE INSIDE YOU. HEY WHERED THESE STITCHES COME FROM? OBEY YOUR FATHER ALWAYS SO DID YOU HEAR A VOICE OR WHAT? CS Smbc-comics.com
DADDY HOW DOI BE A GOOD BOY? WHENEVER YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT, I WOULD CLOSE YOUR EYES FORA MOMENT AND LISTEN TO THE LITTLE VOICE INSIDE YOU. HEY WHERED THESE STITCHES COME FROM? OBEY YOUR FATHER ALWAYS SO DID YOU HEAR A VOICE OR WHAT? CS Smbc-comics.com

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The Death Spot

NOW THAT YOU HAVE MASTERED NINJUTSU, AS I PROMISED, I WIll TEl.W OF THE DEATH SPOT THE POINT ON THE 8ODY THAT, IF STRUCK, RESULTS IN INSTANT DEATH THIS SPOT RIGHT HERE THE SUPERIOR VENA CAVA? INSTANT DEATH BY THE TIME YOU'VE GOT YOUR FINGER INSIDE HIS HEART, THE DUDE IS AUREADY DEAD DID I SAY IT WAS EASY? HUH? NO I SAID THERE WAS A DEATH SPOT T WANTMe TOO! DAMMIT REFUND! T. НЕУ Smbc-comics.com
NOW THAT YOU HAVE MASTERED NINJUTSU, AS I PROMISED, I WIll TEl.W OF THE DEATH SPOT THE POINT ON THE 8ODY THAT, IF STRUCK, RESULTS IN INSTANT DEATH THIS SPOT RIGHT HERE THE SUPERIOR VENA CAVA? INSTANT DEATH BY THE TIME YOU'VE GOT YOUR FINGER INSIDE HIS HEART, THE DUDE IS AUREADY DEAD DID I SAY IT WAS EASY? HUH? NO I SAID THERE WAS A DEATH SPOT T WANTMe TOO! DAMMIT REFUND! T. НЕУ Smbc-comics.com

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Dance

ARE YOU DANCING NAKED WHILE WATCHING P---- AND EATING AN ENTIRE PIE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?/ TM ALSO SHOPLIFTING BUT.. BY GOD... HOW CAN YOU SEE ME? Bob takes the idea of "dance like no one is looking" to its logical endpoint.
ARE YOU DANCING NAKED WHILE WATCHING P---- AND EATING AN ENTIRE PIE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?/ TM ALSO SHOPLIFTING BUT.. BY GOD... HOW CAN YOU SEE ME? Bob takes the idea of "dance like no one is looking" to its logical endpoint.

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Hive

TRANGE NEWS RESEARCHER ZORGAX. LIKE ASORT OF. "CITIES ARE HM?HIVE?UKE A HIVE, ONCY ALL THEIR CONSTITUENT BEINGS LOW-GRADE HATE EACH OTHER CITIES" ON EARTH ARENT INDEPENDENT ENTITIES, THEYRE MADE UP OF SMALLER CREATURES HOW DO THEY ACCOMPISH SO MUCH? THEIR ORGANTHEY HAVE NO INTRINSIC IZATIONAL SENSE OF WELL-BEING STRUCTURE ITS ENTIREUY RELATIVE ALLOWS THEM TO OTHER TO PUNISH EACH MEMBERS OTHER VIA PERSONAL SUCCESS WE LIKE THE TERM UNIQUE FORM OFEU-ANTISOCIALITY. AN ENTIRELY EUSOCIALITY Smbc-comics.com
TRANGE NEWS RESEARCHER ZORGAX. LIKE ASORT OF. "CITIES ARE HM?HIVE?UKE A HIVE, ONCY ALL THEIR CONSTITUENT BEINGS LOW-GRADE HATE EACH OTHER CITIES" ON EARTH ARENT INDEPENDENT ENTITIES, THEYRE MADE UP OF SMALLER CREATURES HOW DO THEY ACCOMPISH SO MUCH? THEIR ORGANTHEY HAVE NO INTRINSIC IZATIONAL SENSE OF WELL-BEING STRUCTURE ITS ENTIREUY RELATIVE ALLOWS THEM TO OTHER TO PUNISH EACH MEMBERS OTHER VIA PERSONAL SUCCESS WE LIKE THE TERM UNIQUE FORM OFEU-ANTISOCIALITY. AN ENTIRELY EUSOCIALITY Smbc-comics.com

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Nippy

WHAT THE?! OKAY WHO PROGRAMMED MY N------ TO BE UNICORN HORNS?! Should never have released the API for my body
WHAT THE?! OKAY WHO PROGRAMMED MY N------ TO BE UNICORN HORNS?! Should never have released the API for my body

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Cats

DO WE OWN THE CATS OR DO THEY OWN US?/ YOU ONCE DROPPED ME OFF TO GET CASTRATED, THEN PICKED ME UP AFTER YOU GOT YOUR NAILS DONE MOW MOW MENSOMETIMES HE JUST MEWI MEW.MOW STARTS YELLING AND I HAVE NO DEA WHY/ MEW! MEW MEW MEW mbc-comics.com
DO WE OWN THE CATS OR DO THEY OWN US?/ YOU ONCE DROPPED ME OFF TO GET CASTRATED, THEN PICKED ME UP AFTER YOU GOT YOUR NAILS DONE MOW MOW MENSOMETIMES HE JUST MEWI MEW.MOW STARTS YELLING AND I HAVE NO DEA WHY/ MEW! MEW MEW MEW mbc-comics.com

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oops

OH MY GOD I JUST RAN OUT TO GET A SANDWICH. T WAS GOING TO SUMMON THE POLICE TO ARREST YOU WHEN I GOT BACK AND THEN...OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONEP Once again, The Flash fails to account for relativity.
OH MY GOD I JUST RAN OUT TO GET A SANDWICH. T WAS GOING TO SUMMON THE POLICE TO ARREST YOU WHEN I GOT BACK AND THEN...OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONEP Once again, The Flash fails to account for relativity.

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Money Battle

FROM NOW ON, WE ARE TAKING A STATISTICAL APPROACH TO COMBAT FIRST, DONT GO FOR KILLS. GO FOR STABS SUCCESSFUL STABS AREMOST VALUABLE WARRIOR MUCH MORE VALUABLEBECAUSE HE KILLED THREE TO VICTORY THAN LETHAL STRIKES SEE SIEGWURST OVER HERE? EVERYONE THINKS HES OUR FRENCHMAN IN EACH OF THE LAST TEN BATTLES NOW LOOK AT IRK OVERHE ALONE ACCOUNTS 凵ERE HE AVERAGES Q2.1 FOR AN ADDITIONAL 3.8 WINS PER CAMPAIGN SEASON. SIEGWURST BRINGS IN 1.6 STABS PER BATTLE NOMOR READING THE SAGAS Aya NO SPIN MOVES OF ANY KIND/ THEYRE VERY IMPRESSIVE, BUT THE EXPECTED BUT REMEMBER WHENN SIEGWURST SLEW TWO COSSACKS WITHADDITIONAL WINS PER SPIN MOVE IS HIS 'DANCE OF NEGATIVE. NEGATIVE THE WHIRUNG BLADES? IN THIS ARMY, WE CARE ABOUT ONE THING, AND THATS STAB PERCENTAGE THIS IS GONNA HAVE SERIOUS NEGATIVE EFFECTS ON MORALE WHICH CORRELATES WITH EXACTUY NOTHING NOW GET STABBY! Smbc-comics.com
FROM NOW ON, WE ARE TAKING A STATISTICAL APPROACH TO COMBAT FIRST, DONT GO FOR KILLS. GO FOR STABS SUCCESSFUL STABS AREMOST VALUABLE WARRIOR MUCH MORE VALUABLEBECAUSE HE KILLED THREE TO VICTORY THAN LETHAL STRIKES SEE SIEGWURST OVER HERE? EVERYONE THINKS HES OUR FRENCHMAN IN EACH OF THE LAST TEN BATTLES NOW LOOK AT IRK OVERHE ALONE ACCOUNTS 凵ERE HE AVERAGES Q2.1 FOR AN ADDITIONAL 3.8 WINS PER CAMPAIGN SEASON. SIEGWURST BRINGS IN 1.6 STABS PER BATTLE NOMOR READING THE SAGAS Aya NO SPIN MOVES OF ANY KIND/ THEYRE VERY IMPRESSIVE, BUT THE EXPECTED BUT REMEMBER WHENN SIEGWURST SLEW TWO COSSACKS WITHADDITIONAL WINS PER SPIN MOVE IS HIS 'DANCE OF NEGATIVE. NEGATIVE THE WHIRUNG BLADES? IN THIS ARMY, WE CARE ABOUT ONE THING, AND THATS STAB PERCENTAGE THIS IS GONNA HAVE SERIOUS NEGATIVE EFFECTS ON MORALE WHICH CORRELATES WITH EXACTUY NOTHING NOW GET STABBY! Smbc-comics.com

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Fantasy

MY DEEPEST DARKEST FANTASY IS FOR YOU TO FORCE YOURSELF UPON ME I DUNNO 2 ITS JUST PRETEND COME ON, ITLL BE FUN. THE SAFE WORD IS PINEAPPLE OKAY. TRY I MUST HAVE NAAAAAH I.. TLU 2 WHAT IS THIS? PINGAPPLE PINEAPPLe! POWDERED GLASS DID IT GET TOO REAU? ITGOT TOO REAL Smbc-comics.com
MY DEEPEST DARKEST FANTASY IS FOR YOU TO FORCE YOURSELF UPON ME I DUNNO 2 ITS JUST PRETEND COME ON, ITLL BE FUN. THE SAFE WORD IS PINEAPPLE OKAY. TRY I MUST HAVE NAAAAAH I.. TLU 2 WHAT IS THIS? PINGAPPLE PINEAPPLe! POWDERED GLASS DID IT GET TOO REAU? ITGOT TOO REAL Smbc-comics.com

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Propaganda

WE NEED A WAY TO GET KIDS TO STOP FALLING FOR PROPAGANDA AND FAKE NEWS BUT WHAT CAN WE DO? WERE JUST A CANDY COMPANY SOON THE SMALLEST SIZE IS CALLED FUN SIZE? BY GOD You CAN'T TRUST THE POWERFUL GO00D G00000D smbc-comics.com
WE NEED A WAY TO GET KIDS TO STOP FALLING FOR PROPAGANDA AND FAKE NEWS BUT WHAT CAN WE DO? WERE JUST A CANDY COMPANY SOON THE SMALLEST SIZE IS CALLED FUN SIZE? BY GOD You CAN'T TRUST THE POWERFUL GO00D G00000D smbc-comics.com

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Science Jokes

ALL SCIENCE JOKES RUINED HEY HEISENBERG! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AND HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING? YES, TO AN EXTREMELY HIGH DEGREE OF PRECISION HEY SCHRODINGER./ DID YOU KNOW THERES A DEAD CAT IN YOUR BOX? BUT THEN, THAT IS TRUE OF ANY BOX THAT HAS A CAT IN IT NOT UNTIL YOU LOOKED/ HEY, EINSTEIN/ DOES THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD OR DOES THE ROAD CROSS THE CHICKEN? THATS GAUILEAN RELATIVITY S----FOR-BRAINS Smbc-comics.com
ALL SCIENCE JOKES RUINED HEY HEISENBERG! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AND HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING? YES, TO AN EXTREMELY HIGH DEGREE OF PRECISION HEY SCHRODINGER./ DID YOU KNOW THERES A DEAD CAT IN YOUR BOX? BUT THEN, THAT IS TRUE OF ANY BOX THAT HAS A CAT IN IT NOT UNTIL YOU LOOKED/ HEY, EINSTEIN/ DOES THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD OR DOES THE ROAD CROSS THE CHICKEN? THATS GAUILEAN RELATIVITY S----FOR-BRAINS Smbc-comics.com

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Clowns

YOU EVER WONDER WHY CLOWNS WERE INVENTEDP THEYRE OBJECTIVELY TERRIFYING. ALL KiDS TODAY ARE SCARED OF THEM, BUT THEY WERE ONCE A POPULAR FORM OF AMUSEMENT YEAH, SO WERE PUBLIC EXECUTIONS F WATCHING A GUY GET KILLED IS YOUR BASELINE FUN THING TO DO WITH AN AFTERNOON, GOTTEN EVER CUTER YOURE PROBABUY NOT TOO S THAT WE LACK TH CREEPED OUTBY SOMEBODY WITH FUNNY MAKEUP THE REASON KIDS SHOWS HAVE SALUTARY LESSON OF THE GUILLOTINE AND A RED NOSE F WE STARTED BEHEADING PEOPLE IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE EVERY DAY... CLOWNS WOULD RETURN? AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE SCARED OF THEM/ Smbc-comics.com
YOU EVER WONDER WHY CLOWNS WERE INVENTEDP THEYRE OBJECTIVELY TERRIFYING. ALL KiDS TODAY ARE SCARED OF THEM, BUT THEY WERE ONCE A POPULAR FORM OF AMUSEMENT YEAH, SO WERE PUBLIC EXECUTIONS F WATCHING A GUY GET KILLED IS YOUR BASELINE FUN THING TO DO WITH AN AFTERNOON, GOTTEN EVER CUTER YOURE PROBABUY NOT TOO S THAT WE LACK TH CREEPED OUTBY SOMEBODY WITH FUNNY MAKEUP THE REASON KIDS SHOWS HAVE SALUTARY LESSON OF THE GUILLOTINE AND A RED NOSE F WE STARTED BEHEADING PEOPLE IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE EVERY DAY... CLOWNS WOULD RETURN? AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE SCARED OF THEM/ Smbc-comics.com

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Binary

WELL, WEVE ANAUYZED THE CHANGING LIGHT PATTERN, AND.. ITS BINARY FOR EAT S---, EARTH It was a negative moment in the search for exoplanets.
WELL, WEVE ANAUYZED THE CHANGING LIGHT PATTERN, AND.. ITS BINARY FOR EAT S---, EARTH It was a negative moment in the search for exoplanets.

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Soonish 3

DO YOU WORRY ONLINE DATING SITES HAVE MADE US TOO PICKY? YOU CAN GET SO OBSESSED WITH TINY STUFF EVENTUALLY yOURE JUST ASKING FOR IMPOSSIBILITIES HM?) AND YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE ALONE LUKE, INSTEAD OF FUNDAMENTALS, PEOPLE FOCUS ON NARROW SPECIFICS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOURE TAUKING ABOUT LIKES ENNIRONMENT LOOKING FOR: MAN OR ALISM LAWNCARE WOMAN WHO CAN EFFICIENTUY METABOLZE PURE CELLULOSE THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU Smbc-comics.com CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION.
DO YOU WORRY ONLINE DATING SITES HAVE MADE US TOO PICKY? YOU CAN GET SO OBSESSED WITH TINY STUFF EVENTUALLY yOURE JUST ASKING FOR IMPOSSIBILITIES HM?) AND YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE ALONE LUKE, INSTEAD OF FUNDAMENTALS, PEOPLE FOCUS ON NARROW SPECIFICS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOURE TAUKING ABOUT LIKES ENNIRONMENT LOOKING FOR: MAN OR ALISM LAWNCARE WOMAN WHO CAN EFFICIENTUY METABOLZE PURE CELLULOSE THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU Smbc-comics.com CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION.

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Dark

DADDY T'M AFRAID OF THE DARK! DON'T WORRY EVENTUALUY YOULLDARKNESS IN A BE DEAD AND YOULL HAVE NO SENSE ORGANS, NOR EXPERIENCED Y A ANY PERCENING THERE'S NO COFFIN. DARKNESS IS A SENSATION APIENT BEING MIND VACANT EYES SEE NOTHING, KIDDO/ MOMI HES DOING IT AGAIN/ ITS OKAY/ HELL BE DEAD ONE DAY/ Smbc-comics.com
DADDY T'M AFRAID OF THE DARK! DON'T WORRY EVENTUALUY YOULLDARKNESS IN A BE DEAD AND YOULL HAVE NO SENSE ORGANS, NOR EXPERIENCED Y A ANY PERCENING THERE'S NO COFFIN. DARKNESS IS A SENSATION APIENT BEING MIND VACANT EYES SEE NOTHING, KIDDO/ MOMI HES DOING IT AGAIN/ ITS OKAY/ HELL BE DEAD ONE DAY/ Smbc-comics.com

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Ew

WHAT THE WAS THAT THERE WHEN WE LEFT NEW VORK?
WHAT THE WAS THAT THERE WHEN WE LEFT NEW VORK?

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