ALL SCIENCE JOKES RUINED HEY HEISENBERG! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AND HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING? YES, TO AN EXTREMELY HIGH DEGREE OF PRECISION HEY SCHRODINGER./ DID YOU KNOW THERES A DEAD CAT IN YOUR BOX? BUT THEN, THAT IS TRUE OF ANY BOX THAT HAS A CAT IN IT NOT UNTIL YOU LOOKED/ HEY, EINSTEIN/ DOES THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD OR DOES THE ROAD CROSS THE CHICKEN? THATS GAUILEAN RELATIVITY S----FOR-BRAINS Smbc-comics.com

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ALL SCIENCE JOKES RUINED HEY HEISENBERG! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AND HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING? YES, TO AN EXTREMELY HIGH DEGREE OF PRECISION HEY SCHRODINGER./ DID YOU KNOW THERES A DEAD CAT IN YOUR BOX? BUT THEN, THAT IS TRUE OF ANY BOX THAT HAS A CAT IN IT NOT UNTIL YOU LOOKED/ HEY, EINSTEIN/ DOES THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD OR DOES THE ROAD CROSS THE CHICKEN? THATS GAUILEAN RELATIVITY S----FOR-BRAINS Smbc-comics.com

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