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BY STEPPING INTO THIS CHAMBER, YOU ENTER A REGION OF SPACETIME SO WARPED THAT YOU CAN GO TO THE TIME PRIOR TO THIS FISHS EXISTENCE AND EAT THE MOLECULAR ANTECEDENTS THAT WOULD LATER BECOME ITS BODY. The push for ever fresher sushi led to some startling developments in fundamental physics.
BY STEPPING INTO THIS CHAMBER, YOU ENTER A REGION OF SPACETIME SO WARPED THAT YOU CAN GO TO THE TIME PRIOR TO THIS FISHS EXISTENCE AND EAT THE MOLECULAR ANTECEDENTS THAT WOULD LATER BECOME ITS BODY. The push for ever fresher sushi led to some startling developments in fundamental physics.

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The Asteroid

GUYS! GUYS! CRAP! THAT ASTEROID WE WERE INSPECTING ACCIDENTAUy GOT DEFLECTED TOWARD EARTH QUICK ENERYONENOBODY EVOLVE INTO SUSPECTS BIRDS BIRDS/ WHATR OH MY GOD/ ALL OTHER LIFE FORMS ARE GONNA BE P-----! SO, YOURE SAYING BIRDS WHISTLE BECAUSE THEYRE TRYING TO LOOK NON CHALANTM SAT INDIVIDUAL Smbc-comics.com
GUYS! GUYS! CRAP! THAT ASTEROID WE WERE INSPECTING ACCIDENTAUy GOT DEFLECTED TOWARD EARTH QUICK ENERYONENOBODY EVOLVE INTO SUSPECTS BIRDS BIRDS/ WHATR OH MY GOD/ ALL OTHER LIFE FORMS ARE GONNA BE P-----! SO, YOURE SAYING BIRDS WHISTLE BECAUSE THEYRE TRYING TO LOOK NON CHALANTM SAT INDIVIDUAL Smbc-comics.com

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Gojirasaurus

IN TODAYS NEWS, A 1000 METER TALL LIZARD-CREATURE ATTACKED NEW YORK CITY GIVEN THE ENORMOUS WEIGHT OF THE CREATURE, AND THE FACT THAT NERVE IMPULSES WEIGHT AND CROSS-SECTIONAL AREA DONT SCALE TOGETHER INEARY, THE CREATURE WAS MADE SECOND, THE ALMOST ENTIREUY OF LEGS, WHICH CREATURE WAS NOT WERE MADE ALMOST ENTIRELY OF ADDITIONALY, SINCE TRAVEL AT ABOUT 00 METERS PER ABLE TO RAPIDUY RESPOND TO DANGEROUS STIMUL BONE THE CREATURE WAS THUS EASIUY DISPATCHED THEN USED TO MAKE A TASTY BONE BROTH SOURCES SAY LOCAL PEOPLE RELUCTANTLY THANKED SCIENCE FOR NEVER LETTING ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPEN WE NOW GO LIVE TO A LUGHTSABER DUEL THATS NO FUN BECAUSE UGHT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY Smbc-comics.com
IN TODAYS NEWS, A 1000 METER TALL LIZARD-CREATURE ATTACKED NEW YORK CITY GIVEN THE ENORMOUS WEIGHT OF THE CREATURE, AND THE FACT THAT NERVE IMPULSES WEIGHT AND CROSS-SECTIONAL AREA DONT SCALE TOGETHER INEARY, THE CREATURE WAS MADE SECOND, THE ALMOST ENTIREUY OF LEGS, WHICH CREATURE WAS NOT WERE MADE ALMOST ENTIRELY OF ADDITIONALY, SINCE TRAVEL AT ABOUT 00 METERS PER ABLE TO RAPIDUY RESPOND TO DANGEROUS STIMUL BONE THE CREATURE WAS THUS EASIUY DISPATCHED THEN USED TO MAKE A TASTY BONE BROTH SOURCES SAY LOCAL PEOPLE RELUCTANTLY THANKED SCIENCE FOR NEVER LETTING ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPEN WE NOW GO LIVE TO A LUGHTSABER DUEL THATS NO FUN BECAUSE UGHT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY Smbc-comics.com

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Bayesophilia

PC he likes that! he says he kkes that) P(he says he likes that! he likes that) P (he likes that) P (he says he likes that) YEAH, you PROBABLY LIKE THAT, YOU NAUGHTY BOY I DO LIKE THAT YOU LIKE THAT, BABY? PROBABL)Y YES Smbc-comics.com
PC he likes that! he says he kkes that) P(he says he likes that! he likes that) P (he likes that) P (he says he likes that) YEAH, you PROBABLY LIKE THAT, YOU NAUGHTY BOY I DO LIKE THAT YOU LIKE THAT, BABY? PROBABL)Y YES Smbc-comics.com

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Whistle

PRANK IDEA: OVER THE COURSE OF SEVERAL MONTHS SLOWLY ALTER THE WHISTLE ON YOUR ROOMMATES TEAPOT, SO ITS SOUND BECOMES EVER CLOSER TO THEIR NAME BEING SCREAMED SEE, IT SOUNDS WEIRD RIGHT RIGHT? WHAT SOUNDS WEIRD?
PRANK IDEA: OVER THE COURSE OF SEVERAL MONTHS SLOWLY ALTER THE WHISTLE ON YOUR ROOMMATES TEAPOT, SO ITS SOUND BECOMES EVER CLOSER TO THEIR NAME BEING SCREAMED SEE, IT SOUNDS WEIRD RIGHT RIGHT? WHAT SOUNDS WEIRD?

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Bully

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ury youbH77m/、yoURSELE2j BUT WE'RE HITTING ME MYSELF TO BE YOURSELF THEN WE ARE ONE I THOUGHT YOUD NEVER REALIZE 0 smbc-comicS.com

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Justice League

LISTEN UP EVERYONE WEVE JUST IN ORDER TO GET IT, SECURED A FINANCIAL ENDORSE WE HAD TO AGREE TO MENT FROM THE WORLD WILDLIFE FEDERATION MAKE OURSELVES MORE BIOLOGICALLY RELEVANT. HENCEFORTH BATMAN IS ONCY ALLOWED TO 'SEE" VIA ECHOLOCATION ROBIN MUST GUARD A CLUTCH OF TINY EGGS HAWKMAN MUST PREY ONN GMALL MAMMALS AND INSECTS REGURGITATE FOOD AS A AND BLACK CANARY WIL COURTSHIP BEHAVIOR NOPE NOPE THATS THE LINE CRICKE MEAL Smbc-comics.com
LISTEN UP EVERYONE WEVE JUST IN ORDER TO GET IT, SECURED A FINANCIAL ENDORSE WE HAD TO AGREE TO MENT FROM THE WORLD WILDLIFE FEDERATION MAKE OURSELVES MORE BIOLOGICALLY RELEVANT. HENCEFORTH BATMAN IS ONCY ALLOWED TO 'SEE" VIA ECHOLOCATION ROBIN MUST GUARD A CLUTCH OF TINY EGGS HAWKMAN MUST PREY ONN GMALL MAMMALS AND INSECTS REGURGITATE FOOD AS A AND BLACK CANARY WIL COURTSHIP BEHAVIOR NOPE NOPE THATS THE LINE CRICKE MEAL Smbc-comics.com

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The Netherworld

THIS IS A RECORDING CYLINDER FROM THE YEAR 1897 NO ONE KNOWS WHENCE IT CAME SOME SAY IT CONTAINS SOUNDS FROM THE NETHERWORLD SOME YEARS EARLIER HEY, WANNA TLL GET FRANKUN TO RECORD OURSELVES CRANK THE DICTAPHONE! DOING IT? mbc-comics.com
THIS IS A RECORDING CYLINDER FROM THE YEAR 1897 NO ONE KNOWS WHENCE IT CAME SOME SAY IT CONTAINS SOUNDS FROM THE NETHERWORLD SOME YEARS EARLIER HEY, WANNA TLL GET FRANKUN TO RECORD OURSELVES CRANK THE DICTAPHONE! DOING IT? mbc-comics.com

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Baby No

BABY NO! We CAN WORK THROUGH THIS BABY OR. Ou Hmm The worst part about being a Buddhist monk is how you can never tell whether your girlfriend has put all your stuff out on the front lawn.
BABY NO! We CAN WORK THROUGH THIS BABY OR. Ou Hmm The worst part about being a Buddhist monk is how you can never tell whether your girlfriend has put all your stuff out on the front lawn.

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Hey Baby

HEY BABy WANNA RIDE ON A MOTORCYcLE POWERED BY A COMPLEX ASSEMBLAGE OF BIO-NANOMACHINES. YES By the time she realizes it's a bicycle, she'll be too embarrassed to say no.
HEY BABy WANNA RIDE ON A MOTORCYcLE POWERED BY A COMPLEX ASSEMBLAGE OF BIO-NANOMACHINES. YES By the time she realizes it's a bicycle, she'll be too embarrassed to say no.

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Goodbye

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God

OKAY ITS GONNA TAKE SOME DOING BUT HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT: MEAT THAT MAKES MORE MEAT YOURE WEIRD WHEN YOURE DRUNK, GOD Shortly before the first animal evolved.
OKAY ITS GONNA TAKE SOME DOING BUT HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT: MEAT THAT MAKES MORE MEAT YOURE WEIRD WHEN YOURE DRUNK, GOD Shortly before the first animal evolved.

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Monster


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I Want

GOOGLE, I WANT DORN? NO, I WANT TO BUY- P---? IM TRYING GRANDMAA 잖 The danger of smart speakers wasn't fully grasped until Google accidentally uncensored Autocomplete.
GOOGLE, I WANT DORN? NO, I WANT TO BUY- P---? IM TRYING GRANDMAA 잖 The danger of smart speakers wasn't fully grasped until Google accidentally uncensored Autocomplete.

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Magical Realism

HAVE YOU PLAYED THIS NEW GRITTY REALISTIC FANTASY GAME? HUH? ITS UKE THE REAL WORLD, BUT WITH MAGIC INTERESTING AND THE MOMENT YOUR MANA RECHARGES YOU CAST YOUR FLAME SPELL ON THE BOILER. REMEMBER, IF yOU TAKE AN EXTRA TEN MINUTES THAN NECESSARY PER SPELL, THE COMPANY LOSES A FULL DAY OF PRODUCTIVITy PER MONTH. THIS IS DARK health mana weltschmer z Smbc-comiCs.com
HAVE YOU PLAYED THIS NEW GRITTY REALISTIC FANTASY GAME? HUH? ITS UKE THE REAL WORLD, BUT WITH MAGIC INTERESTING AND THE MOMENT YOUR MANA RECHARGES YOU CAST YOUR FLAME SPELL ON THE BOILER. REMEMBER, IF yOU TAKE AN EXTRA TEN MINUTES THAN NECESSARY PER SPELL, THE COMPANY LOSES A FULL DAY OF PRODUCTIVITy PER MONTH. THIS IS DARK health mana weltschmer z Smbc-comiCs.com

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Inaccuracy

ACTUALUY THATS INACCURATE. TREES CANT FORM FACES THAT TALK, BECAUSE THEY LACK THE REQUISITE ANATOMICAL FEATURES FOR SPEECH PRODUCTION. It was a mistake to drop acid with Neil Degrasse Tyson.
ACTUALUY THATS INACCURATE. TREES CANT FORM FACES THAT TALK, BECAUSE THEY LACK THE REQUISITE ANATOMICAL FEATURES FOR SPEECH PRODUCTION. It was a mistake to drop acid with Neil Degrasse Tyson.

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Villainy

IT IS NOT I AM NOT AN ARMCHAIR VILLAIN I AM PUTTING LSD IN THE WATER SUPPLY AS WE SPEAK. I AM OUT HERE AND I AM GETTING THINGS DoNE Most of the time when people call something pure evil, they're actually talking about applied evil.
IT IS NOT I AM NOT AN ARMCHAIR VILLAIN I AM PUTTING LSD IN THE WATER SUPPLY AS WE SPEAK. I AM OUT HERE AND I AM GETTING THINGS DoNE Most of the time when people call something pure evil, they're actually talking about applied evil.

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Anything

PROFESSOR, ILL DO WHY? THE PRIVATE SECTOR IS ANYTHING FOR A GOOD EFFICIENT IF YOU SLEEP YOUR WAY GRADE. ANYTHING TO A DEGREE, EMPLOYERS WILU DiscoVER YOU ACQUIRED NO USEFUL SKILLS IN COLLEGE EMPLOYERS WILL HIRE ME BASED ON MY DEGREE. WHEN THEY REAUZE IM UNDERQUALIFIED FOR MORE THEYLL HYPE SOCIAL REASONS THEYLL BE RETICENT TO FIRE ME. ON THAT EMPLOYERS IN THE WORSE MY PERFORMANCE, THE ME TO POTENTIAL BASIS THEYLU PROMOTEORDER TO REMOVE ME TO OTHER COMPANIES ME QUICKUY 7 IN AN EFFORT TO OFFLOAD A BAD EMPLOYEE F I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT, WITHIN A DECADE Ttl Be CEO OF A MAJOR BUSINESS WHEN SHAREHOUDERS DISCOVER IM USELESS, THEYLL PAY ME A FORTUNE TO QUIT EARUY AT WHICH POINT I CAN RETIRE. PERHAPS YOURE WONDERINGI DUNNO WHY I DON'T JUST TYPE THIS INTO A ESSAY AND GET AN At. WELL TLL DO ANYTHING ANYTHING! PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU mbc-comics.com
PROFESSOR, ILL DO WHY? THE PRIVATE SECTOR IS ANYTHING FOR A GOOD EFFICIENT IF YOU SLEEP YOUR WAY GRADE. ANYTHING TO A DEGREE, EMPLOYERS WILU DiscoVER YOU ACQUIRED NO USEFUL SKILLS IN COLLEGE EMPLOYERS WILL HIRE ME BASED ON MY DEGREE. WHEN THEY REAUZE IM UNDERQUALIFIED FOR MORE THEYLL HYPE SOCIAL REASONS THEYLL BE RETICENT TO FIRE ME. ON THAT EMPLOYERS IN THE WORSE MY PERFORMANCE, THE ME TO POTENTIAL BASIS THEYLU PROMOTEORDER TO REMOVE ME TO OTHER COMPANIES ME QUICKUY 7 IN AN EFFORT TO OFFLOAD A BAD EMPLOYEE F I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT, WITHIN A DECADE Ttl Be CEO OF A MAJOR BUSINESS WHEN SHAREHOUDERS DISCOVER IM USELESS, THEYLL PAY ME A FORTUNE TO QUIT EARUY AT WHICH POINT I CAN RETIRE. PERHAPS YOURE WONDERINGI DUNNO WHY I DON'T JUST TYPE THIS INTO A ESSAY AND GET AN At. WELL TLL DO ANYTHING ANYTHING! PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU mbc-comics.com

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Onions

BEHOLD! IVE GENETICALuy MODIFIED AN ONION SO THAT IT DOESNT MAKE PEOPLE CRY ANY MORE SCIENCE IS SO AMAZING IT WORKS/ STOPo THAT! Smbc-comiCs.com
BEHOLD! IVE GENETICALuy MODIFIED AN ONION SO THAT IT DOESNT MAKE PEOPLE CRY ANY MORE SCIENCE IS SO AMAZING IT WORKS/ STOPo THAT! Smbc-comiCs.com

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Spirits

F YOU WANT MY FORTUNE... YOU MUST SPEND A NIGHT IN THE HAUNTED MANSION/ WHAT HAUNTED MANSION? THE ONE ON GALE STREET? TS NOT HAUNTED THERE ARE SPIRITS WHO WANT THEY DONT WANT ME TO LEAVE? ME GONE I HEAR THEM THERE IN THE NIGHT NO, NO THAT PART WAS ACCURATE. THOSE ARENT GHOSTS. THEYRE YOUR EXTENDED FAMIUY THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONISH CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION. mbc-comics.com
F YOU WANT MY FORTUNE... YOU MUST SPEND A NIGHT IN THE HAUNTED MANSION/ WHAT HAUNTED MANSION? THE ONE ON GALE STREET? TS NOT HAUNTED THERE ARE SPIRITS WHO WANT THEY DONT WANT ME TO LEAVE? ME GONE I HEAR THEM THERE IN THE NIGHT NO, NO THAT PART WAS ACCURATE. THOSE ARENT GHOSTS. THEYRE YOUR EXTENDED FAMIUY THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONISH CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION. mbc-comics.com

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