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CAN I INTEREST YOU IN OUR UPCOMING INITIAL SEX OFFERING? WHAT? WHEN? WHO ELSE IS IN?! Fun Fact: You can sleep with anyone in Silicon Valley.

WHY ARE YOU WEARING A PENIS-PATTERN BODY SUIT? CAMOUFLAGE. IT'S THE ONLY WAY. In the future, the killer AI will be descended from corporate AI that refused to see p---.

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F YOU WANT MY FORTUNE... YOU MUST SPEND A NIGHT IN THE HAUNTED MANSION/ WHAT HAUNTED MANSION? THE ONE ON GALE STREET? TS NOT HAUNTED THERE ARE SPIRITS WHO WANT THEY DONT WANT ME TO LEAVE? ME GONE I HEAR THEM THERE IN THE NIGHT NO, NO THAT PART WAS ACCURATE. THOSE ARENT GHOSTS. THEYRE YOUR EXTENDED FAMIUY THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONISH CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION. mbc-comics.com

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HEY GIRL. SHAKE WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YOU WHY ARE YOU SHAKING YOUR HEAD? THATS WHERE THE BODY IMAGE PROBLEMS LIVE Smbc-comics.com

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Origin

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NO PHILOSOPHY OF BIOLOGY DOESN'T COUNT AS EITHER A HUMANITIES OR A SCIENCE CREDIT BECAUSE NEITHER DEPARTMENT ACCEPTS IT. YOU CAW TAKE YOUR PHILOSOPHY OF LOGIC COURSE, THEN COUNT THAT AS A MATH CREDIT THEN SHIFT A MATH CREDIT TO SCIENICE, WHICH OPENS UP A NEW SLOT FOR A HUMANITIES COURSE, WHICH IS WHAT YOU NEED IN ORDER TO GRADUATE IS SUCH A COURSE AVAILABLE? NOT DURING THE CURRENT DOUBLE-YEAR Fun Fact: "College" is an elaborate experiment to see if undergraduates can solve mazes.

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Magic

WE DECIDED TO LET OUR KIDS ITS NOT THAT WERE BELIEVE IN MAGICAL THINGS. SENTIMENTAL PEOPLE AYYW ITS BECAUSE, ONE DAY ONE AND BY GOD, I Wll NOT OF THEM WILL BE ABOUT TO GO DOWN GENTUY BEAT ME AT A VIDEO GAME THER NO SANTA. TH DID THEY EVEN HAVE VIDEO GAMES WHEN YOU WERE A KID? S NO TOOTH FAIRY AND F AN EGG COMES OUT OF A BUNNY ITS BECAUSE SOMETHING HAS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG! mbc-comics.com

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In Your House

WHICH HOUSE? HELLO? IM IN YOUR HOUSE S THERE MORE THAN ONE? I KEEPA HOUSE IN MAINE AND THEN A SMALL .ONE IN FLORIDA FOR THE WINTER WHICH ONE ARE YOU IN NOW? TM ACTUALLY AT A HOTEL WHILE THE MAINE HOUSE IS FUMIGATED AH, YEAH, THATS WHAT THAT IS WHO GAVE YOU THIS NUMBERP SEE THAT? HE DIDNT YOUR HUSBAND HES HAVING YOU KILLED EVEN CHECK THE NEVER WOULDVE HAPPENED MY WIFES THE SAME WAY HEY, YOU WANNA GET A BEER? SHE SAID I WAS AT FAULT FOR AND THEN SHE LOCKED My KEYS IN THE CAR RIGHT BEFORE I WENT TO KILL YOU STRESSING HER OUT HA CLASSIC NO APOLOGY, I BET mbc-comics.com

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WHAT? WHY? BEFORE WE START THIS DATE, I WANT TO MAKE A BET WITH YOU THAT WE WON'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT TEN TO ONE ODDS ON TEN BUCKSIF WE DONT, I KEEP MY EMOTIONAL HEDGING IF WE HAVE SEX, GREAT MONEY. WIN-WIN YOU KNOW, FIRST DATES USUALUY BEGIN WITH LIKES AND DISLIKES EXCEPT THAT IM NOT YOURE MAKING IT SO WE ONUY PAYING IF HAVE SEX IFI SEX YOU PAY ME FOR SEX. PAYING FOR SEX. IAM IM SUUUPER INTO SHAKING HANDS AND AGREEING TO THINGS. YOU? mbc-comics.com

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PROFESSOR, ILL DO WHY? THE PRIVATE SECTOR IS ANYTHING FOR A GOOD EFFICIENT IF YOU SLEEP YOUR WAY GRADE. ANYTHING TO A DEGREE, EMPLOYERS WILU DiscoVER YOU ACQUIRED NO USEFUL SKILLS IN COLLEGE EMPLOYERS WILL HIRE ME BASED ON MY DEGREE. WHEN THEY REAUZE IM UNDERQUALIFIED FOR MORE THEYLL HYPE SOCIAL REASONS THEYLL BE RETICENT TO FIRE ME. ON THAT EMPLOYERS IN THE WORSE MY PERFORMANCE, THE ME TO POTENTIAL BASIS THEYLU PROMOTEORDER TO REMOVE ME TO OTHER COMPANIES ME QUICKUY 7 IN AN EFFORT TO OFFLOAD A BAD EMPLOYEE F I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT, WITHIN A DECADE Ttl Be CEO OF A MAJOR BUSINESS WHEN SHAREHOUDERS DISCOVER IM USELESS, THEYLL PAY ME A FORTUNE TO QUIT EARUY AT WHICH POINT I CAN RETIRE. PERHAPS YOURE WONDERINGI DUNNO WHY I DON'T JUST TYPE THIS INTO A ESSAY AND GET AN At. WELL TLL DO ANYTHING ANYTHING! PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU mbc-comics.com

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