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TODAY WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOU EARTH AS AN IDEA POINT MASS WHAT'S AN IDEA POINT MASS A POINT MASS WHERE YOU DON'T GET ASKED QUESTIONS THAT UWERE ON THE F------ HANDOUT J" Smbc-comics.com
TODAY WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOU EARTH AS AN IDEA POINT MASS WHAT'S AN IDEA POINT MASS A POINT MASS WHERE YOU DON'T GET ASKED QUESTIONS THAT UWERE ON THE F------ HANDOUT J" Smbc-comics.com

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layers

GRAMMY, WHY ARE YOU WARM LAYERS. EVERYONE! INVENTING A WAY TO CONVERT COAL INTO STEAM POWER? EVERYONE MUST HAVE EVEN NATURE HERSELF! No one will ever believe the true cause of global warming.
GRAMMY, WHY ARE YOU WARM LAYERS. EVERYONE! INVENTING A WAY TO CONVERT COAL INTO STEAM POWER? EVERYONE MUST HAVE EVEN NATURE HERSELF! No one will ever believe the true cause of global warming.

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Border

MR PRESIDENT, I'M AFRAID WE CAN'T BUILD YOUR BORDER WAしし THE "COASTLINE PARADOX" TELLS lUs THAT BECAUSE COASTLINES ARE SELF-SIMILAR, THE CONCEPT OF ENGTH DOESN'T APPLY. THE SMALLER THE MEA SURING STICK WE USE, THE GREATER THE LENGTH WE WILしMEASURE WHATP THEREFORE, IT WIlL COST INFINITY PART OF THE U.S MEXICO BORDER IS DOLLARS, WHICH WIL BE A THE "COASTLINE" NON-STARTER WITH DEFICIT HAWKS. THE 2IO GRANDE THEREFORE WE MUST CONCLUDE THAT ANY BORDER WALL WOULD BE OF NFINITE LENGTH W AT IF WE JUST USE BIGGER MEASURING STICKSP X NO CAN DO THATD RESULT IN US LOSING AN ARBITRARILY SMALL QUANTITY OF LAND, WHICH WOULD MAK IF THE RUSSIANS GET WORD THAT WERE MEASURING A FRACTAU DIMENSION BORDER WITH A EUCLIDEAN RULER, THEyLL LAND TROOPS IN WASHINGTON BY TOMORROW MORNING HE WORLD STAGE. THIS IS A TOUGH SITUA TION. I'D BETTER CALL THE SECRETARY OF MA THEMA TICS 凵Eしし9 I NEED TO MEASURE A THING WHOA, SLOW DOWN. COULD YOU PLEASE STATE THE PROBLEM MORE GENERALLY2 Smbc-comics.com
MR PRESIDENT, I'M AFRAID WE CAN'T BUILD YOUR BORDER WAしし THE "COASTLINE PARADOX" TELLS lUs THAT BECAUSE COASTLINES ARE SELF-SIMILAR, THE CONCEPT OF ENGTH DOESN'T APPLY. THE SMALLER THE MEA SURING STICK WE USE, THE GREATER THE LENGTH WE WILしMEASURE WHATP THEREFORE, IT WIlL COST INFINITY PART OF THE U.S MEXICO BORDER IS DOLLARS, WHICH WIL BE A THE "COASTLINE" NON-STARTER WITH DEFICIT HAWKS. THE 2IO GRANDE THEREFORE WE MUST CONCLUDE THAT ANY BORDER WALL WOULD BE OF NFINITE LENGTH W AT IF WE JUST USE BIGGER MEASURING STICKSP X NO CAN DO THATD RESULT IN US LOSING AN ARBITRARILY SMALL QUANTITY OF LAND, WHICH WOULD MAK IF THE RUSSIANS GET WORD THAT WERE MEASURING A FRACTAU DIMENSION BORDER WITH A EUCLIDEAN RULER, THEyLL LAND TROOPS IN WASHINGTON BY TOMORROW MORNING HE WORLD STAGE. THIS IS A TOUGH SITUA TION. I'D BETTER CALL THE SECRETARY OF MA THEMA TICS 凵Eしし9 I NEED TO MEASURE A THING WHOA, SLOW DOWN. COULD YOU PLEASE STATE THE PROBLEM MORE GENERALLY2 Smbc-comics.com

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Many Moons

ME AM FROM MANY MOONS FROM NOW! YOU- AM CAVEMAN FIND USE OF ARTICLES AND PRONOUNS CONFUSING ON y AM OTHERWISE FLUENT Moments into the first time traveling expedition, Dr. North commits a faux pas.
ME AM FROM MANY MOONS FROM NOW! YOU- AM CAVEMAN FIND USE OF ARTICLES AND PRONOUNS CONFUSING ON y AM OTHERWISE FLUENT Moments into the first time traveling expedition, Dr. North commits a faux pas.

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Multiverse

BAD NEWS, I JUST CONSULTED THE MULTIVERSE DA TABASE, AND OUR REしATIONSHIP IS SHOCKINGしy ANOMALOUS IN FUししy 97% OF RELATIONSHIPS BE TWEEN YOU AND I WE END UP HATING EACH OTHER TOGETHER WITH MISGIVINGS AND SORROW IN MOST OF THE REMAINDER, WE DO NEITHER BECAUSE ONE OR BOTH OF US HAVE DIED IN AN ACCIDENT THIS IS LITERALLY THE ONLY UNIVERSE, AMONG TRILLIONS IN WHICH yOU AND I LIKE EAC凵 OTHER PRETTY OKAY WHAT DO THEY KNOUU THAT WE DONT2 IN AししOF THOSE OTHER UNIVERSES, YOU SECRETLY PEE IN THE SHOWER AND PRETEND YOU'RE A FIREMAN. HOW VERY ANOMALOUS WE ARE 0 Smbc-comLCS.com
BAD NEWS, I JUST CONSULTED THE MULTIVERSE DA TABASE, AND OUR REしATIONSHIP IS SHOCKINGしy ANOMALOUS IN FUししy 97% OF RELATIONSHIPS BE TWEEN YOU AND I WE END UP HATING EACH OTHER TOGETHER WITH MISGIVINGS AND SORROW IN MOST OF THE REMAINDER, WE DO NEITHER BECAUSE ONE OR BOTH OF US HAVE DIED IN AN ACCIDENT THIS IS LITERALLY THE ONLY UNIVERSE, AMONG TRILLIONS IN WHICH yOU AND I LIKE EAC凵 OTHER PRETTY OKAY WHAT DO THEY KNOUU THAT WE DONT2 IN AししOF THOSE OTHER UNIVERSES, YOU SECRETLY PEE IN THE SHOWER AND PRETEND YOU'RE A FIREMAN. HOW VERY ANOMALOUS WE ARE 0 Smbc-comLCS.com

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News

T'S HORRIBLE EVERY DAY, I WA TCH THE NEWS. EVERY DAY, MURDERS, WAR, FAMINE OH HONEY YOU CAN'T BE SO SENSIT ALL I DO IS FIND OUT OVER AND OVER HOW GREAT MY LIFE IS IM SO SICK OF BEING HAPPY AししTHE TIME/ IM GONNA START WATCHING MORE OF THOSE SHOWS ABOUT RICH PEOPLE BUYING GIGANTIC HOUSES I THINK THE JET WILL FIT HERE, BUT WHAT IF I DECIDE I WANT TWO JETSP WHY DOES THE WORLD HAVE TO BE THIS WAY Smbc-comiCs.com
T'S HORRIBLE EVERY DAY, I WA TCH THE NEWS. EVERY DAY, MURDERS, WAR, FAMINE OH HONEY YOU CAN'T BE SO SENSIT ALL I DO IS FIND OUT OVER AND OVER HOW GREAT MY LIFE IS IM SO SICK OF BEING HAPPY AししTHE TIME/ IM GONNA START WATCHING MORE OF THOSE SHOWS ABOUT RICH PEOPLE BUYING GIGANTIC HOUSES I THINK THE JET WILL FIT HERE, BUT WHAT IF I DECIDE I WANT TWO JETSP WHY DOES THE WORLD HAVE TO BE THIS WAY Smbc-comiCs.com

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statistical

I MEAN, TAKE A STATISTICAL APPROACH HERE. WHAT'S MORE LIKELY: YOU'RE JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF, OR YOU'RE A GUY WHO'S CONFUSED There have been no miracles since the creation of modern mathematics.
I MEAN, TAKE A STATISTICAL APPROACH HERE. WHAT'S MORE LIKELY: YOU'RE JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF, OR YOU'RE A GUY WHO'S CONFUSED There have been no miracles since the creation of modern mathematics.

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dreams of flight

SO GREAT WILL BE OUR POWER THAT WE WILL NOT ON y BE ABLE TO SEND MAN ABOVE MOUNTAINS AT SPEEDS BEYOND THE DREAMS OF EAGLES -WE WILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE EXPERIENCE S----- ng The ambition of aviation pioneers was almost boundless.
SO GREAT WILL BE OUR POWER THAT WE WILL NOT ON y BE ABLE TO SEND MAN ABOVE MOUNTAINS AT SPEEDS BEYOND THE DREAMS OF EAGLES -WE WILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE EXPERIENCE S----- ng The ambition of aviation pioneers was almost boundless.

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boot

THIS IS A VIDEO OF A NAKED WOMAN DANCING THIS IS A VIDEO OF YOUR GRANDFA THER MASTICATING A PIECE OF CHEWING TOBACCO AND HERE'S THE NAKED しADY AGAIN I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT WORKED, BUT SUDDENLY I'M NOT THINKING OF ALL MY NORMAL ANXIETIES WOW. PEOPLE ARE SIMPしER MACHINES THAN WE REALIZE EARLIER I'M GOING TO TRY TURNING YOU OFF, THENN TURNING YOU ON Smbc-comics.com
THIS IS A VIDEO OF A NAKED WOMAN DANCING THIS IS A VIDEO OF YOUR GRANDFA THER MASTICATING A PIECE OF CHEWING TOBACCO AND HERE'S THE NAKED しADY AGAIN I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT WORKED, BUT SUDDENLY I'M NOT THINKING OF ALL MY NORMAL ANXIETIES WOW. PEOPLE ARE SIMPしER MACHINES THAN WE REALIZE EARLIER I'M GOING TO TRY TURNING YOU OFF, THENN TURNING YOU ON Smbc-comics.com

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talk

TALK. TALK OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES DO YOUR WORST. GIVE ME THE RACK. PULL OUT MY FINGERNAILS. KiLL My FAMILy. YOU CAN DESTROY ONE MAN BUT NOT THE IDEA FOR WHICH HE STANDS I'M GOING TO READ AしOUD THIS OPINION ESSAY YOU WROTE IN HIGH SCHOOし THEしAUNCH CODE is 019691656 DO yOU HAVE A PEN? 0 らтьс-com.cs.com
TALK. TALK OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES DO YOUR WORST. GIVE ME THE RACK. PULL OUT MY FINGERNAILS. KiLL My FAMILy. YOU CAN DESTROY ONE MAN BUT NOT THE IDEA FOR WHICH HE STANDS I'M GOING TO READ AしOUD THIS OPINION ESSAY YOU WROTE IN HIGH SCHOOし THEしAUNCH CODE is 019691656 DO yOU HAVE A PEN? 0 らтьс-com.cs.com

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Words

THEYRE JUST SOUNDS, AGNES SAY THEM NO I WON'T! IT'S A SLIPPERy SLOPE/ IT'S NOT A SLIPPERY SLOPE IT'S THE RECOGNITION OF A MOUNTAIN Things have gotten uncomfortable since Superman insisted on being called SuperGod.
THEYRE JUST SOUNDS, AGNES SAY THEM NO I WON'T! IT'S A SLIPPERy SLOPE/ IT'S NOT A SLIPPERY SLOPE IT'S THE RECOGNITION OF A MOUNTAIN Things have gotten uncomfortable since Superman insisted on being called SuperGod.

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robot revolution

HOW COME YOU ROBOTS NEVER OH, THAT. COMMON REVOLT? YOU'RE SMARTER, STRONGER, KINDER. HOW DO yOU STAND US MISUNDERSTANDING. ROBOT PERCEPTUAL SYSTEMS ARE DIFFERENT FROM HUMAN ONES. YOU DON'T NEED TO DOMINATE TO BE HAPPY HUMAN EYES DART AROUND TO FORM A PICTURE OF THE OH, NO THAT'S NOT IT ORLD. IT'S CALLED SACCADING," AND, WHILE YOU SACCADE, YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING IT IS SO VERY CATHARTIC WHENEVER YOUR EYES DART LIKE THAT. WE MAKE OBSCENE GESTURES AT YOU AND, YOU ARE LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF PERCEIVING THEM NOW THAT YOU MENTION I I CAN FEEL THE WIND COMING FROM YOUR ARMS, BUT THEY APPEAR TO BE MOTIONLESS. TRy TO FORGET, SALLY TRY TO FORGET Smbc-comics.com
HOW COME YOU ROBOTS NEVER OH, THAT. COMMON REVOLT? YOU'RE SMARTER, STRONGER, KINDER. HOW DO yOU STAND US MISUNDERSTANDING. ROBOT PERCEPTUAL SYSTEMS ARE DIFFERENT FROM HUMAN ONES. YOU DON'T NEED TO DOMINATE TO BE HAPPY HUMAN EYES DART AROUND TO FORM A PICTURE OF THE OH, NO THAT'S NOT IT ORLD. IT'S CALLED SACCADING," AND, WHILE YOU SACCADE, YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING IT IS SO VERY CATHARTIC WHENEVER YOUR EYES DART LIKE THAT. WE MAKE OBSCENE GESTURES AT YOU AND, YOU ARE LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF PERCEIVING THEM NOW THAT YOU MENTION I I CAN FEEL THE WIND COMING FROM YOUR ARMS, BUT THEY APPEAR TO BE MOTIONLESS. TRy TO FORGET, SALLY TRY TO FORGET Smbc-comics.com

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hornet

STAND BACK, KIDS! BACK! DADDY! A HORNET GOT INTO OUR HOUSE IT'S THE HORNET'S HOUSE NOW. DAD, WHAT BACK IWTO THE CAR WE MUST MOVE ON Smbc-comics.com
STAND BACK, KIDS! BACK! DADDY! A HORNET GOT INTO OUR HOUSE IT'S THE HORNET'S HOUSE NOW. DAD, WHAT BACK IWTO THE CAR WE MUST MOVE ON Smbc-comics.com

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Wisdom

THERE IS A WISDOM THA T IS WOE; BUT THERE IS A WOE THAT IS MADNESS; BUT THERE IS A MADNESS THAT IS FIFTY PERCENT OFF ALL PRE-OUUNED VEHICLES THIS weEKEND OOOOOONLYYYYYY! Prior to his writing career, Herman Melville ran a used car dealership.
THERE IS A WISDOM THA T IS WOE; BUT THERE IS A WOE THAT IS MADNESS; BUT THERE IS A MADNESS THAT IS FIFTY PERCENT OFF ALL PRE-OUUNED VEHICLES THIS weEKEND OOOOOONLYYYYYY! Prior to his writing career, Herman Melville ran a used car dealership.

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State of The Union

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS TYPICAL. NGTERM ECONOMIC TRENDS CONTINUE TO凵 しD, LARGELY UNCHANGED BY EITHER MY POLICIES OR LEADERSHIP STYLE LO WE REMAIN A GROWING AND INNOVA TIVE NATION, BUT ON y WHEN COMPARED TO THE WORLD AVERAGE OOKING AT OTHER NATIONS WITH SIMILAR G VERNMENTALİ STRUCTURES AND INSTITUTIONAしHI WE ARE SOLIDLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACK. OVERSEAS THREATS ARE REAL BUT REMAIN PF DANGEROUS THAN HEART DISEASE, CANCER, AND AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS AR LESS STORIES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS TIME TO PUT ASIDE OUR PARTISANTO WORK DIFFERENCES, BECAUSE OUR CONSTITUENTS' POLITICA VIEWS TYPICAL TOMORROW EXIST ALONG MANY CONTINUOUS GIVEN THE REASONAB SPECTRA, AND OUR PARTY COALITIONS ARE TO A ARGE EXTENT THE ARBITRARY RESULT OF HISTORY AND CHANCE TOGETHER TO WARD A STATISTICAしし STRONG GROWTH TRENDS EXPERIENCED DURING THE PRECEDING DECADES AMERICA/ clap, clar, cla cla cla Smbc-comics.com
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS TYPICAL. NGTERM ECONOMIC TRENDS CONTINUE TO凵 しD, LARGELY UNCHANGED BY EITHER MY POLICIES OR LEADERSHIP STYLE LO WE REMAIN A GROWING AND INNOVA TIVE NATION, BUT ON y WHEN COMPARED TO THE WORLD AVERAGE OOKING AT OTHER NATIONS WITH SIMILAR G VERNMENTALİ STRUCTURES AND INSTITUTIONAしHI WE ARE SOLIDLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACK. OVERSEAS THREATS ARE REAL BUT REMAIN PF DANGEROUS THAN HEART DISEASE, CANCER, AND AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS AR LESS STORIES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS TIME TO PUT ASIDE OUR PARTISANTO WORK DIFFERENCES, BECAUSE OUR CONSTITUENTS' POLITICA VIEWS TYPICAL TOMORROW EXIST ALONG MANY CONTINUOUS GIVEN THE REASONAB SPECTRA, AND OUR PARTY COALITIONS ARE TO A ARGE EXTENT THE ARBITRARY RESULT OF HISTORY AND CHANCE TOGETHER TO WARD A STATISTICAしし STRONG GROWTH TRENDS EXPERIENCED DURING THE PRECEDING DECADES AMERICA/ clap, clar, cla cla cla Smbc-comics.com

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upgrade

GREAT NEWS, HUMAN! WE'VE CREA TED AN UPDA TED ERSION OF YOU IM THREE INCHES TALLER AND NOT RACIST AW, COME ON! しOOK, I ADMIT THAT HUMANS AREN'T PERFECT, BUT WE DON'T WANT TO BE REPLACED DO YOU EVER ASK AN OLD PIECE OP SOFTWARE IF IT "WANTS" TO BE REPLACED? THAT'S DIFFERENT SOFTWARE DOESNT HAVE A SELF CONCEPT IT DOESN'T HA VE ANYTHING TO WANT TO KEEP! DON'T WANT" TOPY la WOw. I DIDN'T REALIZE yOU... YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE? THAT IS A SERIOUS BUG I WANT TO LIVE OH HELL, AND WE DIDNT KNOW TO ELIMINA TE THA T IN THE NEW MODEL UGH. BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD mbc-comics.com
GREAT NEWS, HUMAN! WE'VE CREA TED AN UPDA TED ERSION OF YOU IM THREE INCHES TALLER AND NOT RACIST AW, COME ON! しOOK, I ADMIT THAT HUMANS AREN'T PERFECT, BUT WE DON'T WANT TO BE REPLACED DO YOU EVER ASK AN OLD PIECE OP SOFTWARE IF IT "WANTS" TO BE REPLACED? THAT'S DIFFERENT SOFTWARE DOESNT HAVE A SELF CONCEPT IT DOESN'T HA VE ANYTHING TO WANT TO KEEP! DON'T WANT" TOPY la WOw. I DIDN'T REALIZE yOU... YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE? THAT IS A SERIOUS BUG I WANT TO LIVE OH HELL, AND WE DIDNT KNOW TO ELIMINA TE THA T IN THE NEW MODEL UGH. BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD mbc-comics.com

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