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FASTER, PAPA, FASTER! HA! OKAY SWEET PEA! THIS IS THE BEST DAY! I'M GONNA REMEMBER THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! Later, it turned out the people in the comic were just pictures, without any past or any future. Less than dead, they never were.

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THEYRE JUST SOUNDS, AGNES SAY THEM NO I WON'T! IT'S A SLIPPERy SLOPE/ IT'S NOT A SLIPPERY SLOPE IT'S THE RECOGNITION OF A MOUNTAIN Things have gotten uncomfortable since Superman insisted on being called SuperGod.

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robot revolution

HOW COME YOU ROBOTS NEVER OH, THAT. COMMON REVOLT? YOU'RE SMARTER, STRONGER, KINDER. HOW DO yOU STAND US MISUNDERSTANDING. ROBOT PERCEPTUAL SYSTEMS ARE DIFFERENT FROM HUMAN ONES. YOU DON'T NEED TO DOMINATE TO BE HAPPY HUMAN EYES DART AROUND TO FORM A PICTURE OF THE OH, NO THAT'S NOT IT ORLD. IT'S CALLED SACCADING," AND, WHILE YOU SACCADE, YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING IT IS SO VERY CATHARTIC WHENEVER YOUR EYES DART LIKE THAT. WE MAKE OBSCENE GESTURES AT YOU AND, YOU ARE LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF PERCEIVING THEM NOW THAT YOU MENTION I I CAN FEEL THE WIND COMING FROM YOUR ARMS, BUT THEY APPEAR TO BE MOTIONLESS. TRy TO FORGET, SALLY TRY TO FORGET Smbc-comics.com

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STAND BACK, KIDS! BACK! DADDY! A HORNET GOT INTO OUR HOUSE IT'S THE HORNET'S HOUSE NOW. DAD, WHAT BACK IWTO THE CAR WE MUST MOVE ON Smbc-comics.com

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Wisdom

THERE IS A WISDOM THA T IS WOE; BUT THERE IS A WOE THAT IS MADNESS; BUT THERE IS A MADNESS THAT IS FIFTY PERCENT OFF ALL PRE-OUUNED VEHICLES THIS weEKEND OOOOOONLYYYYYY! Prior to his writing career, Herman Melville ran a used car dealership.

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State of The Union

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS TYPICAL. NGTERM ECONOMIC TRENDS CONTINUE TO凵しD, LARGELY UNCHANGED BY EITHER MY POLICIES OR LEADERSHIP STYLE LO WE REMAIN A GROWING AND INNOVA TIVE NATION, BUT ON y WHEN COMPARED TO THE WORLD AVERAGE OOKING AT OTHER NATIONS WITH SIMILAR G VERNMENTALİ STRUCTURES AND INSTITUTIONAしHI WE ARE SOLIDLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACK. OVERSEAS THREATS ARE REAL BUT REMAIN PF DANGEROUS THAN HEART DISEASE, CANCER, AND AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS AR LESS STORIES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS TIME TO PUT ASIDE OUR PARTISANTO WORK DIFFERENCES, BECAUSE OUR CONSTITUENTS' POLITICA VIEWS TYPICAL TOMORROW EXIST ALONG MANY CONTINUOUS GIVEN THE REASONAB SPECTRA, AND OUR PARTY COALITIONS ARE TO A ARGE EXTENT THE ARBITRARY RESULT OF HISTORY AND CHANCE TOGETHER TO WARD A STATISTICAしし STRONG GROWTH TRENDS EXPERIENCED DURING THE PRECEDING DECADES AMERICA/ clap, clar, cla cla cla Smbc-comics.com

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GREAT NEWS, HUMAN! WE'VE CREA TED AN UPDA TED ERSION OF YOU IM THREE INCHES TALLER AND NOT RACIST AW, COME ON! しOOK, I ADMIT THAT HUMANS AREN'T PERFECT, BUT WE DON'T WANT TO BE REPLACED DO YOU EVER ASK AN OLD PIECE OP SOFTWARE IF IT "WANTS" TO BE REPLACED? THAT'S DIFFERENT SOFTWARE DOESNT HAVE A SELF CONCEPT IT DOESN'T HA VE ANYTHING TO WANT TO KEEP! DON'T WANT" TOPY la WOw. I DIDN'T REALIZE yOU... YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE? THAT IS A SERIOUS BUG I WANT TO LIVE OH HELL, AND WE DIDNT KNOW TO ELIMINA TE THA T IN THE NEW MODEL UGH. BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD mbc-comics.com

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IM SORRY TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS IM AFRAID THE BABY IS PULLING AGAINST ITS OWN UMBILICUS UHAT? HAVING OBSERVED THE ULTRASOUND, WE BELIEVE SHE'S ANALYZING ITS ELASTIC MODU US SO THAT SHE CAN USE IT TO BUILD A CATAPULT SHE'S GOING TO BE AN ENGINEER! BUT BUT THAT MEANS TS OKAY! SHE CAN STILL LIVE A FULL LIFE! No. Smbc-comics.com

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MATHEMATICIANS FARE POOR y IN WAR WHAT'S THAT SYMBOL MEAN? NOTHING, BUT IF I CAN GET ENOUGH ARROW STRIKES, I CAN CALCULATE PI/ FO

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING) WHAT? ) STOP! I yOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO STOP ME I UPDA TED OUR RELATIONSHIPS PRIVACY POLICY AS PART OF OUR MARRIAGE CONTRACT SELLING YOUR PRIVATE MEDICAし DATA I DIDN'T ACTUALLY READ THAT! NOBODY READS THAT! OVE IS FREEJOHN AND, IF THE SERVICE IS FREE, YOU ARE THE PRODUCT , I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOURE NAIVE/ WHO'S ACTUALLY BUYING AN INDIVIDUA MAN'S MEDICAL HISTORY. AN EX OF YOURS IS SURPRISING y INTERESTED IN YOUR HEMORRHOID PROBLEMS Smbc-comics.com

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DEARしORD, HOW DO I GET FIT? MY SON PUSHUPS ARE AN EXCELLENT FULL BODY DEAR SATAN, HOW DOI GET FIT mbc-comics.com

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SO, ACCORDING TO THAT THEORY, THE ENTIRE COSMOS EVERYTHING IS MADE OF QUANTUM BITS EN EEING WHAT? SO WHEN I WENT INSIDE JUST NOW I SHAT A QUANTUM COMPUTER IT'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THAT IF EVERYTHING IS QUANTUM BITS, YOU ARE A QUANTUM COMPUTER THAT SHAT A QUANTUM COMPUTER INTO A QUANTUM COMPUTER WOwwWWW BY THE WAY, YOUR QUANTUM COMPUTER WON'T FLUSH FOR GOD'S SAKE, DA VE bc-comics.com

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I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THIS CLOSET yOU WILしSIT HERE, IN CHAINS, THINKING DIRTY THOUGHTS UNTIL I COME BACK FOR YOU OH YES MISTRESS. click aJ ITS MINE EVERY SLICE /S MINE Order Pizza mbc-comics.com

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TALK. TALK OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES DO YOUR WORST. GIVE ME THE RACK. PULL OUT MY FINGERNAILS. KiLL My FAMILy. YOU CAN DESTROY ONE MAN BUT NOT THE IDEA FOR WHICH HE STANDS I'M GOING TO READ AしOUD THIS OPINION ESSAY YOU WROTE IN HIGH SCHOOし THEしAUNCH CODE is 019691656 DO yOU HAVE A PEN? 0 らтьс-com.cs.com

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