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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS TYPICAL. NGTERM ECONOMIC TRENDS CONTINUE TO凵しD, LARGELY UNCHANGED BY EITHER MY POLICIES OR LEADERSHIP STYLE LO WE REMAIN A GROWING AND INNOVA TIVE NATION, BUT ON y WHEN COMPARED TO THE WORLD AVERAGE OOKING AT OTHER NATIONS WITH SIMILAR G VERNMENTALİ STRUCTURES AND INSTITUTIONAしHI WE ARE SOLIDLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACK. OVERSEAS THREATS ARE REAL BUT REMAIN PF DANGEROUS THAN HEART DISEASE, CANCER, AND AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS AR LESS STORIES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS TIME TO PUT ASIDE OUR PARTISANTO WORK DIFFERENCES, BECAUSE OUR CONSTITUENTS' POLITICA VIEWS TYPICAL TOMORROW EXIST ALONG MANY CONTINUOUS GIVEN THE REASONAB SPECTRA, AND OUR PARTY COALITIONS ARE TO A ARGE EXTENT THE ARBITRARY RESULT OF HISTORY AND CHANCE TOGETHER TO WARD A STATISTICAしし STRONG GROWTH TRENDS EXPERIENCED DURING THE PRECEDING DECADES AMERICA/ clap, clar, cla cla cla Smbc-comics.com

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