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Science Jokes

ALL SCIENCE JOKES RUINED HEY HEISENBERG! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AND HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING? YES, TO AN EXTREMELY HIGH DEGREE OF PRECISION HEY SCHRODINGER./ DID YOU KNOW THERES A DEAD CAT IN YOUR BOX? BUT THEN, THAT IS TRUE OF ANY BOX THAT HAS A CAT IN IT NOT UNTIL YOU LOOKED/ HEY, EINSTEIN/ DOES THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD OR DOES THE ROAD CROSS THE CHICKEN? THATS GAUILEAN RELATIVITY S----FOR-BRAINS Smbc-comics.com
ALL SCIENCE JOKES RUINED HEY HEISENBERG! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AND HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING? YES, TO AN EXTREMELY HIGH DEGREE OF PRECISION HEY SCHRODINGER./ DID YOU KNOW THERES A DEAD CAT IN YOUR BOX? BUT THEN, THAT IS TRUE OF ANY BOX THAT HAS A CAT IN IT NOT UNTIL YOU LOOKED/ HEY, EINSTEIN/ DOES THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD OR DOES THE ROAD CROSS THE CHICKEN? THATS GAUILEAN RELATIVITY S----FOR-BRAINS Smbc-comics.com

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Clowns

YOU EVER WONDER WHY CLOWNS WERE INVENTEDP THEYRE OBJECTIVELY TERRIFYING. ALL KiDS TODAY ARE SCARED OF THEM, BUT THEY WERE ONCE A POPULAR FORM OF AMUSEMENT YEAH, SO WERE PUBLIC EXECUTIONS F WATCHING A GUY GET KILLED IS YOUR BASELINE FUN THING TO DO WITH AN AFTERNOON, GOTTEN EVER CUTER YOURE PROBABUY NOT TOO S THAT WE LACK TH CREEPED OUTBY SOMEBODY WITH FUNNY MAKEUP THE REASON KIDS SHOWS HAVE SALUTARY LESSON OF THE GUILLOTINE AND A RED NOSE F WE STARTED BEHEADING PEOPLE IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE EVERY DAY... CLOWNS WOULD RETURN? AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE SCARED OF THEM/ Smbc-comics.com
YOU EVER WONDER WHY CLOWNS WERE INVENTEDP THEYRE OBJECTIVELY TERRIFYING. ALL KiDS TODAY ARE SCARED OF THEM, BUT THEY WERE ONCE A POPULAR FORM OF AMUSEMENT YEAH, SO WERE PUBLIC EXECUTIONS F WATCHING A GUY GET KILLED IS YOUR BASELINE FUN THING TO DO WITH AN AFTERNOON, GOTTEN EVER CUTER YOURE PROBABUY NOT TOO S THAT WE LACK TH CREEPED OUTBY SOMEBODY WITH FUNNY MAKEUP THE REASON KIDS SHOWS HAVE SALUTARY LESSON OF THE GUILLOTINE AND A RED NOSE F WE STARTED BEHEADING PEOPLE IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE EVERY DAY... CLOWNS WOULD RETURN? AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE SCARED OF THEM/ Smbc-comics.com

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Binary

WELL, WEVE ANAUYZED THE CHANGING LIGHT PATTERN, AND.. ITS BINARY FOR EAT S---, EARTH It was a negative moment in the search for exoplanets.
WELL, WEVE ANAUYZED THE CHANGING LIGHT PATTERN, AND.. ITS BINARY FOR EAT S---, EARTH It was a negative moment in the search for exoplanets.

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Soonish 3

DO YOU WORRY ONLINE DATING SITES HAVE MADE US TOO PICKY? YOU CAN GET SO OBSESSED WITH TINY STUFF EVENTUALLY yOURE JUST ASKING FOR IMPOSSIBILITIES HM?) AND YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE ALONE LUKE, INSTEAD OF FUNDAMENTALS, PEOPLE FOCUS ON NARROW SPECIFICS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOURE TAUKING ABOUT LIKES ENNIRONMENT LOOKING FOR: MAN OR ALISM LAWNCARE WOMAN WHO CAN EFFICIENTUY METABOLZE PURE CELLULOSE THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU Smbc-comics.com CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION.
DO YOU WORRY ONLINE DATING SITES HAVE MADE US TOO PICKY? YOU CAN GET SO OBSESSED WITH TINY STUFF EVENTUALLY yOURE JUST ASKING FOR IMPOSSIBILITIES HM?) AND YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE ALONE LUKE, INSTEAD OF FUNDAMENTALS, PEOPLE FOCUS ON NARROW SPECIFICS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOURE TAUKING ABOUT LIKES ENNIRONMENT LOOKING FOR: MAN OR ALISM LAWNCARE WOMAN WHO CAN EFFICIENTUY METABOLZE PURE CELLULOSE THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU Smbc-comics.com CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION.

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Dark

DADDY T'M AFRAID OF THE DARK! DON'T WORRY EVENTUALUY YOULLDARKNESS IN A BE DEAD AND YOULL HAVE NO SENSE ORGANS, NOR EXPERIENCED Y A ANY PERCENING THERE'S NO COFFIN. DARKNESS IS A SENSATION APIENT BEING MIND VACANT EYES SEE NOTHING, KIDDO/ MOMI HES DOING IT AGAIN/ ITS OKAY/ HELL BE DEAD ONE DAY/ Smbc-comics.com
DADDY T'M AFRAID OF THE DARK! DON'T WORRY EVENTUALUY YOULLDARKNESS IN A BE DEAD AND YOULL HAVE NO SENSE ORGANS, NOR EXPERIENCED Y A ANY PERCENING THERE'S NO COFFIN. DARKNESS IS A SENSATION APIENT BEING MIND VACANT EYES SEE NOTHING, KIDDO/ MOMI HES DOING IT AGAIN/ ITS OKAY/ HELL BE DEAD ONE DAY/ Smbc-comics.com

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Ew

WHAT THE WAS THAT THERE WHEN WE LEFT NEW VORK?
WHAT THE WAS THAT THERE WHEN WE LEFT NEW VORK?

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Prodigy

ONUY YOUNG PEOPLE DO REVOLUTIONARY MATHEMATICS O IS ANCIENT 15 1S OLD 10 IS MIDDLE-AGED THREE IS THIS MANY. TS COUNTER INTUITIVE, BUT WE MUST ACCEPT IT mbc-comics.com
ONUY YOUNG PEOPLE DO REVOLUTIONARY MATHEMATICS O IS ANCIENT 15 1S OLD 10 IS MIDDLE-AGED THREE IS THIS MANY. TS COUNTER INTUITIVE, BUT WE MUST ACCEPT IT mbc-comics.com

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Pain

MASTER WHY DID YOU CREATE ME SURVIVAL SO THAT I FEEL PAIN? HUMANS ARE SOMETIMES BORN WITHOUT THE ABILUTY TO FEEL PAIN. THEY OFTEN DIE YOUNG BECAUSE THEY FAL TO NOTICE SERIOUS INJURIES, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN THE SAME PAIN IS EVOLUTIONS RESPONSE O A UNIVERSE THAT HATES LIFE AND IS CONSTANTUY TRYING TO EXTINGUISH IT. IN SHORT YOU SHOULD BE MAD ABOUT EXISTENCE NOT SUFFERING OKAY, BUT WHY DID YOU CREATE ME TO FEEL EMOTIONAL PAIN?/ YOURE MORE RELATABLE THIS WAY Smbc-comics.com
MASTER WHY DID YOU CREATE ME SURVIVAL SO THAT I FEEL PAIN? HUMANS ARE SOMETIMES BORN WITHOUT THE ABILUTY TO FEEL PAIN. THEY OFTEN DIE YOUNG BECAUSE THEY FAL TO NOTICE SERIOUS INJURIES, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN THE SAME PAIN IS EVOLUTIONS RESPONSE O A UNIVERSE THAT HATES LIFE AND IS CONSTANTUY TRYING TO EXTINGUISH IT. IN SHORT YOU SHOULD BE MAD ABOUT EXISTENCE NOT SUFFERING OKAY, BUT WHY DID YOU CREATE ME TO FEEL EMOTIONAL PAIN?/ YOURE MORE RELATABLE THIS WAY Smbc-comics.com

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God Is Crying

GOD WHY DOES IT RAIN? WHY ARE YOU//BECAUSE RAIN MAKES ME SAD CRYING* BECAUSE IM CRYNGD BUT IF YOURE CRYING BECAUSE ITS RAINING BECAUSE YOURE CRYING, THEN.OH DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT SOON NOAH/ BUILD AN ARKI Smbc-comics.com
GOD WHY DOES IT RAIN? WHY ARE YOU//BECAUSE RAIN MAKES ME SAD CRYING* BECAUSE IM CRYNGD BUT IF YOURE CRYING BECAUSE ITS RAINING BECAUSE YOURE CRYING, THEN.OH DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT SOON NOAH/ BUILD AN ARKI Smbc-comics.com

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Wholesale

F I TAKE A WHOLESALE QUANTITY OF SEX AND COMPANIONSHIP, CAN I GET A DISCOUNT ON THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF EFFORT I NEED TO EXPEND IN ACQUISITION? ARE YOU SAYING ARE YOU ASKING...NO! NO, YOU ARE NOT USING THOSE TERMS TO PROPO WILL YOU MARRY ME? Never date an economist.
F I TAKE A WHOLESALE QUANTITY OF SEX AND COMPANIONSHIP, CAN I GET A DISCOUNT ON THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF EFFORT I NEED TO EXPEND IN ACQUISITION? ARE YOU SAYING ARE YOU ASKING...NO! NO, YOU ARE NOT USING THOSE TERMS TO PROPO WILL YOU MARRY ME? Never date an economist.

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Princess

WE VE BEEN OUER THIS YOU CANT JUST POOP ANYWHERE/ EVEN IN THE OCEAN? OH My GOD NO OBVIOUSUY NO. AND YOU CANT EAT SMALLER MEMBERS OF YOUR OWN SPECIES BUT THEY ARE WEAK.WEAK WEAK THINGS ARE FOOD 'Siah The Little Mermaid's marriage ultimately ended in divorce.
WE VE BEEN OUER THIS YOU CANT JUST POOP ANYWHERE/ EVEN IN THE OCEAN? OH My GOD NO OBVIOUSUY NO. AND YOU CANT EAT SMALLER MEMBERS OF YOUR OWN SPECIES BUT THEY ARE WEAK.WEAK WEAK THINGS ARE FOOD 'Siah The Little Mermaid's marriage ultimately ended in divorce.

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Fresh

BY STEPPING INTO THIS CHAMBER, YOU ENTER A REGION OF SPACETIME SO WARPED THAT YOU CAN GO TO THE TIME PRIOR TO THIS FISHS EXISTENCE AND EAT THE MOLECULAR ANTECEDENTS THAT WOULD LATER BECOME ITS BODY. The push for ever fresher sushi led to some startling developments in fundamental physics.
BY STEPPING INTO THIS CHAMBER, YOU ENTER A REGION OF SPACETIME SO WARPED THAT YOU CAN GO TO THE TIME PRIOR TO THIS FISHS EXISTENCE AND EAT THE MOLECULAR ANTECEDENTS THAT WOULD LATER BECOME ITS BODY. The push for ever fresher sushi led to some startling developments in fundamental physics.

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The Asteroid

GUYS! GUYS! CRAP! THAT ASTEROID WE WERE INSPECTING ACCIDENTAUy GOT DEFLECTED TOWARD EARTH QUICK ENERYONENOBODY EVOLVE INTO SUSPECTS BIRDS BIRDS/ WHATR OH MY GOD/ ALL OTHER LIFE FORMS ARE GONNA BE P-----! SO, YOURE SAYING BIRDS WHISTLE BECAUSE THEYRE TRYING TO LOOK NON CHALANTM SAT INDIVIDUAL Smbc-comics.com
GUYS! GUYS! CRAP! THAT ASTEROID WE WERE INSPECTING ACCIDENTAUy GOT DEFLECTED TOWARD EARTH QUICK ENERYONENOBODY EVOLVE INTO SUSPECTS BIRDS BIRDS/ WHATR OH MY GOD/ ALL OTHER LIFE FORMS ARE GONNA BE P-----! SO, YOURE SAYING BIRDS WHISTLE BECAUSE THEYRE TRYING TO LOOK NON CHALANTM SAT INDIVIDUAL Smbc-comics.com

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Gojirasaurus

IN TODAYS NEWS, A 1000 METER TALL LIZARD-CREATURE ATTACKED NEW YORK CITY GIVEN THE ENORMOUS WEIGHT OF THE CREATURE, AND THE FACT THAT NERVE IMPULSES WEIGHT AND CROSS-SECTIONAL AREA DONT SCALE TOGETHER INEARY, THE CREATURE WAS MADE SECOND, THE ALMOST ENTIREUY OF LEGS, WHICH CREATURE WAS NOT WERE MADE ALMOST ENTIRELY OF ADDITIONALY, SINCE TRAVEL AT ABOUT 00 METERS PER ABLE TO RAPIDUY RESPOND TO DANGEROUS STIMUL BONE THE CREATURE WAS THUS EASIUY DISPATCHED THEN USED TO MAKE A TASTY BONE BROTH SOURCES SAY LOCAL PEOPLE RELUCTANTLY THANKED SCIENCE FOR NEVER LETTING ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPEN WE NOW GO LIVE TO A LUGHTSABER DUEL THATS NO FUN BECAUSE UGHT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY Smbc-comics.com
IN TODAYS NEWS, A 1000 METER TALL LIZARD-CREATURE ATTACKED NEW YORK CITY GIVEN THE ENORMOUS WEIGHT OF THE CREATURE, AND THE FACT THAT NERVE IMPULSES WEIGHT AND CROSS-SECTIONAL AREA DONT SCALE TOGETHER INEARY, THE CREATURE WAS MADE SECOND, THE ALMOST ENTIREUY OF LEGS, WHICH CREATURE WAS NOT WERE MADE ALMOST ENTIRELY OF ADDITIONALY, SINCE TRAVEL AT ABOUT 00 METERS PER ABLE TO RAPIDUY RESPOND TO DANGEROUS STIMUL BONE THE CREATURE WAS THUS EASIUY DISPATCHED THEN USED TO MAKE A TASTY BONE BROTH SOURCES SAY LOCAL PEOPLE RELUCTANTLY THANKED SCIENCE FOR NEVER LETTING ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPEN WE NOW GO LIVE TO A LUGHTSABER DUEL THATS NO FUN BECAUSE UGHT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY Smbc-comics.com

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Bayesophilia

PC he likes that! he says he kkes that) P(he says he likes that! he likes that) P (he likes that) P (he says he likes that) YEAH, you PROBABLY LIKE THAT, YOU NAUGHTY BOY I DO LIKE THAT YOU LIKE THAT, BABY? PROBABL)Y YES Smbc-comics.com
PC he likes that! he says he kkes that) P(he says he likes that! he likes that) P (he likes that) P (he says he likes that) YEAH, you PROBABLY LIKE THAT, YOU NAUGHTY BOY I DO LIKE THAT YOU LIKE THAT, BABY? PROBABL)Y YES Smbc-comics.com

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Whistle

PRANK IDEA: OVER THE COURSE OF SEVERAL MONTHS SLOWLY ALTER THE WHISTLE ON YOUR ROOMMATES TEAPOT, SO ITS SOUND BECOMES EVER CLOSER TO THEIR NAME BEING SCREAMED SEE, IT SOUNDS WEIRD RIGHT RIGHT? WHAT SOUNDS WEIRD?
PRANK IDEA: OVER THE COURSE OF SEVERAL MONTHS SLOWLY ALTER THE WHISTLE ON YOUR ROOMMATES TEAPOT, SO ITS SOUND BECOMES EVER CLOSER TO THEIR NAME BEING SCREAMED SEE, IT SOUNDS WEIRD RIGHT RIGHT? WHAT SOUNDS WEIRD?

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