F I TAKE A WHOLESALE QUANTITY OF SEX AND COMPANIONSHIP, CAN I GET A DISCOUNT ON THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF EFFORT I NEED TO EXPEND IN ACQUISITION? ARE YOU SAYING ARE YOU ASKING...NO! NO, YOU ARE NOT USING THOSE TERMS TO PROPO WILL YOU MARRY ME? Never date an economist.

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F I TAKE A WHOLESALE QUANTITY OF SEX AND COMPANIONSHIP, CAN I GET A DISCOUNT ON THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF EFFORT I NEED TO EXPEND IN ACQUISITION? ARE YOU SAYING ARE YOU ASKING...NO! NO, YOU ARE NOT USING THOSE TERMS TO PROPO WILL YOU MARRY ME? Never date an economist.

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