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So my sisters out for the day and my sisters room is completely cowered in One Direction posters So I thought "why not eut out 350 shrak faces ND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK 350 shrek faces No face aft uncovared 134m Pa

So my sisters out for the day and my sisters room is completely cowered in One Direction posters So I thought "why not eut out 350 shrak faces ND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK 350 shrek faces No face aft uncovared 134m Pa

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File: 1373224936437ipg-(53 KB, 317x382, shrequestria_girls.jpg) Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)15:22 No. 11930214 Replies: 1193024311930286 Day layered in Equestria High You are Normal Norman >Right now is lunch time with Purple again >We have vegan soup >It's kinda weird that every day has a huge selection of vegan food out >Maybe vegans are the majority here? >Anyway, despite the food being what it is, it's still pretty good >It's a nice onion soup stuff which is not as bad as it look. >"Ugh, Norman?" - asked Purple while poking her meal >"Yeah?" >"T don't like onion soup, do you have an apple or something that I can borrow?" >"Maybe you should just try it." >"Okay, but I won't like it." - she said while getting her spoonful >"Blech! Even in this body onion are still gross!" >Suddenly the lunch halls are filled with a pungent onion stench >An ogre bursts into the room and points at Purple >"ITS ALL OGRE FOR YOU, LASS!"- said the beast >He runs straight at your table and tackles Purp >Before you know it, she's naked and has her ass high in the sky >Out of nowhere the ogre brandishes a onion >In an instant he starts jamming it into her ass >You just sit there, jaw slacked, staring at how he get onions from an invisible source to fill her ass with >Purple begs and screams for help, but no one comes to her aid >Eventually after bloating Purp's stomach beyond reason he stops >"IT'S TIME FOR AN OGREDOSE OF PAIN!" - screamed the green monster >He stomps on her gut so hard that she leaks onion juice from every orifice >He dips down and whispers into her ear loud enough for you to hear. "Next time, check yourself before you Shrek yourself lass." >To day was a "Goes nice with toast tho." day

File: 1373224936437ipg-(53 KB, 317x382, shrequestria_girls.jpg) Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)15:22 No. 11930214 Replies: 1193024311930286 Day layered in Equestria High You are Normal Norman >Right now is lunch time with Purple again >We have vegan soup >It's kinda weird that every day has a huge selection of vegan food out >Maybe vegans are the majority here? >Anyway, despite the food being what it is, it's still pretty good >It's a nice onion soup stuff which is not as bad as it look. >"Ugh, Norman?" - asked Purple while poking her meal >"Yeah?" >"T don't like onion soup, do you have an apple or something that I can borrow?" >"Maybe you should just try it." >"Okay, but I won't like it." - she said while getting her spoonful >"Blech! Even in this body onion are still gross!" >Suddenly the lunch halls are filled with a pungent onion stench >An ogre bursts into the room and points at Purple >"ITS ALL OGRE FOR YOU, LASS!"- said the beast >He runs straight at your table and tackles Purp >Before you know it, she's naked and has her ass high in the sky >Out of nowhere the ogre brandishes a onion >In an instant he starts jamming it into her ass >You just sit there, jaw slacked, staring at how he get onions from an invisible source to fill her ass with >Purple begs and screams for help, but no one comes to her aid >Eventually after bloating Purp's stomach beyond reason he stops >"IT'S TIME FOR AN OGREDOSE OF PAIN!" - screamed the green monster >He stomps on her gut so hard that she leaks onion juice from every orifice >He dips down and whispers into her ear loud enough for you to hear. "Next time, check yourself before you Shrek yourself lass." >To day was a "Goes nice with toast tho." day

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The Ogre Shake

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Now the Ogres will rise...

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE SWAMP ENDED? WORLD WAR ONKE PLAN B 2010

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE SWAMP ENDED? WORLD WAR ONKE PLAN B 2010

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Shrek Wants to Pour His Fluids Into Your Hair.

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SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE

>Suddenly, Shrek bursts through the wall "It's all ogre for you laddeh" "r

>Suddenly, Shrek bursts through the wall "It's all ogre for you laddeh" "r

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LOL GET SHREKT SCRUB YOU'RE TIME HERE IS OGRE

LOL GET SHREKT SCRUB YOU'RE TIME HERE IS OGRE

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You discover there is a God but It's Shrek alitterty.com ksmiley13 I'm okay with this. Shrek, God of Layers

You discover there is a God but It's Shrek alitterty.com ksmiley13 I'm okay with this. Shrek, God of Layers

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Jokes that you didn't get as a kid

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So, tnatmust be Lordlharauads castle. Do you think maybe he's compensating for something eheheheheheheheheehehehe FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

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What's that? ICs hideous Well thatis not very nice It's just a donkey totonut shrek is the god of self confidence 247,747 notes

What's that? ICs hideous Well thatis not very nice It's just a donkey totonut shrek is the god of self confidence 247,747 notes

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Wel, that's not very nice It's iust a donkey. ts otonut shrek is the god of self contidence 247,747 notes

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File 138111763417 png (863.26KB , 500x1162, feel1.png) P--- in Boots 13/10/06(Sun)22:47 No. 26700 >be me >be 15 >highschool >i warship Shrek everyday, and when most people notice, they call me a f----- >"shrk isn reel u fgot!" >"do you really believe in Shrek? god is god, not Shrek" >"ya im atheist too wanna come over and see my pony collection do my best to convince them that Shrek is real >I even get 4 or 5 people on this website >2 years pass by, last year of high school >still, no one believes in Shrek, and they all bully me come up with a brilliant plan si dye my hair black, and cut it short, to resemble Farquaad >people see that I stop believing Shrek, and l instantly become popular >buy red robes and have facial surgery to look exactly like Farquaad have my vocal cords replaced with some royal british d--- >l run for School President, and with my new popularity, I win run an Anti-Shrek campaign, banning the word Shrek, and if you say, talk, or look at anything Shrek related, you will be hung at stake >Have my old brogre friends hung, but I knew I would see them soon >Go to neighboring elementary school wearing a Shrek mask, and shoot it up, killing 437 kids, to frame Shrek >go to the weddings, and convince the families that a brogre did it >go to bed that night with the faint smell of onions in my nose >he was getting closer >i smiled >go to school, everyone is in the new dress code, where they dress as Farquaad and wear Farquaad masks >the onion stench is stronger >l learn that the creative arts group is planning to make a Shrek musical behind my back >I have them all hung recreate the script, making it a story based on Farquaad, with adventures of how many times he f----- Fiona, and how he killed Shrek and Donkey >3 months later, showtime >I am on stage, crying at how I am about to meet up with the ogrelord >Near the end, I look into the overhanging things above the stage where the lights are hidden, and see a large shadowy naked figure, with an eshrekt c--- measuring 18 meters >I can smell the onions, and they are basically having sex n my nose >face my face to the ceiling, with my mouth wide open, singing the final note of the play >suddenly, the large shadowy figure jumps down from the over-hangs >his c--- aimed directly at my mouth accept it >Shrek slams into me with his c---, and he crushes me, breaking both of my legs >Shrek takes his c--- out of my mouth, and he points it at the ceiling (you know what I am talking up, when you are jerking off to Shrek and you raise your d--- to your bellybutton and it sort of hurts, and when you let go, your c--- flings itself onto the floor) h-hold on shrek, before you k-kill me, I did this... for you. look at-t the crowd, they h-have seen you, in all of your glory, they finally un- >Shrek interrupted, and whispered "T understand, laddeh >He lets go of his c---, and it speeds at 300 m/ps onto my head, crushing it and killing me I gave my life so people would know of Shrek and his royalness Shrek is love Shrek is life

File 138111763417 png (863.26KB , 500x1162, feel1.png) P--- in Boots 13/10/06(Sun)22:47 No. 26700 >be me >be 15 >highschool >i warship Shrek everyday, and when most people notice, they call me a f----- >"shrk isn reel u fgot!" >"do you really believe in Shrek? god is god, not Shrek" >"ya im atheist too wanna come over and see my pony collection do my best to convince them that Shrek is real >I even get 4 or 5 people on this website >2 years pass by, last year of high school >still, no one believes in Shrek, and they all bully me come up with a brilliant plan si dye my hair black, and cut it short, to resemble Farquaad >people see that I stop believing Shrek, and l instantly become popular >buy red robes and have facial surgery to look exactly like Farquaad have my vocal cords replaced with some royal british d--- >l run for School President, and with my new popularity, I win run an Anti-Shrek campaign, banning the word Shrek, and if you say, talk, or look at anything Shrek related, you will be hung at stake >Have my old brogre friends hung, but I knew I would see them soon >Go to neighboring elementary school wearing a Shrek mask, and shoot it up, killing 437 kids, to frame Shrek >go to the weddings, and convince the families that a brogre did it >go to bed that night with the faint smell of onions in my nose >he was getting closer >i smiled >go to school, everyone is in the new dress code, where they dress as Farquaad and wear Farquaad masks >the onion stench is stronger >l learn that the creative arts group is planning to make a Shrek musical behind my back >I have them all hung recreate the script, making it a story based on Farquaad, with adventures of how many times he f----- Fiona, and how he killed Shrek and Donkey >3 months later, showtime >I am on stage, crying at how I am about to meet up with the ogrelord >Near the end, I look into the overhanging things above the stage where the lights are hidden, and see a large shadowy naked figure, with an eshrekt c--- measuring 18 meters >I can smell the onions, and they are basically having sex n my nose >face my face to the ceiling, with my mouth wide open, singing the final note of the play >suddenly, the large shadowy figure jumps down from the over-hangs >his c--- aimed directly at my mouth accept it >Shrek slams into me with his c---, and he crushes me, breaking both of my legs >Shrek takes his c--- out of my mouth, and he points it at the ceiling (you know what I am talking up, when you are jerking off to Shrek and you raise your d--- to your bellybutton and it sort of hurts, and when you let go, your c--- flings itself onto the floor) h-hold on shrek, before you k-kill me, I did this... for you. look at-t the crowd, they h-have seen you, in all of your glory, they finally un- >Shrek interrupted, and whispered "T understand, laddeh >He lets go of his c---, and it speeds at 300 m/ps onto my head, crushing it and killing me I gave my life so people would know of Shrek and his royalness Shrek is love Shrek is life

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INCLUDES SMASH EDDIE MURPHY MATT WHITE A GLOVER HALFC DREAMWORIcs THAT'S WHAT I CALL

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File 138024974582 png (712.57KB, 937x558, 1379824455368.png) P--- in Boots 13/09/26(Thu)21:42 No. 26358 > Be me, 20 years old > Watching Shrek 2 for the 100th time > Pray to Shrek nightly > Depressed that he hasn't showed up to answer my prayers and fill me with his onion flavored love > This will not sway me, I shall have fath in my ogrelord > Months pass > Continue to pray to Shrek nightly > Still no response. Thoughts of suicide go through my mind at the thought of Shrek ignoring my prayers > More months pass > Still pray to Shrek, but not as often > Shrek is ignoring all of my prayers. I've never felt so depressed > Hang a rope from my rafters > Pray to Shrek one last time to guide my soul to his swamp > Jump off my chair > The rope starts to choke me while my vision fades > Suddenly see a shadowy figure approach me > I pass out before I could make out who it was > Silence > I wake up in my bed with the smell of onions all around me > I jump out of bed and look for the all mighty > He is nowhere to be seen > Just when I give up hope, I see a note on my door > "That'll do donkey, that'll do" > This proves it, Shrek saved my life last night > He is real s Without a trace of doubt in my mind Shrek is love Shrek is life

File 138024974582 png (712.57KB, 937x558, 1379824455368.png) P--- in Boots 13/09/26(Thu)21:42 No. 26358 > Be me, 20 years old > Watching Shrek 2 for the 100th time > Pray to Shrek nightly > Depressed that he hasn't showed up to answer my prayers and fill me with his onion flavored love > This will not sway me, I shall have fath in my ogrelord > Months pass > Continue to pray to Shrek nightly > Still no response. Thoughts of suicide go through my mind at the thought of Shrek ignoring my prayers > More months pass > Still pray to Shrek, but not as often > Shrek is ignoring all of my prayers. I've never felt so depressed > Hang a rope from my rafters > Pray to Shrek one last time to guide my soul to his swamp > Jump off my chair > The rope starts to choke me while my vision fades > Suddenly see a shadowy figure approach me > I pass out before I could make out who it was > Silence > I wake up in my bed with the smell of onions all around me > I jump out of bed and look for the all mighty > He is nowhere to be seen > Just when I give up hope, I see a note on my door > "That'll do donkey, that'll do" > This proves it, Shrek saved my life last night > He is real s Without a trace of doubt in my mind Shrek is love Shrek is life