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Marilyn I don't want a stupid Prince Charming. I don't want some guy who thinks he's all that. The world is filled with Prince Charmings, but all I want is my Shrek Like-Comment-Share- 57 minutes ago-

Marilyn I don't want a stupid Prince Charming. I don't want some guy who thinks he's all that. The world is filled with Prince Charmings, but all I want is my Shrek Like-Comment-Share- 57 minutes ago-

guanal PUT THAT S--- INTO OGREDRIVE

guanal PUT THAT S--- INTO OGREDRIVE

79,746 unsustainablesitzenarrested patbee: i just saw this picture of shrek and I'm laughing because it's as if i'm about to give him a b------ tears are coming out of my eyes that'll do donkey that'll do ource patbee

79,746 unsustainablesitzenarrested patbee: i just saw this picture of shrek and I'm laughing because it's as if i'm about to give him a b------ tears are coming out of my eyes that'll do donkey that'll do ource patbee

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File: 1371445666646 (20 KB, 500x500, OWA.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: e4DqtYWU) 06/17/13(Mon)01:07:46 No.48751 5296 0 Straight outta swampton, crazy m----------- named Shrek From the gang called Ogres With Attitudes When I'm dreked off, I get all shreked off Squeeze the trigger, and farquads are hauled off You too, ladie, if ya drek with me The soldiers are gonna hafta come and get me Off yo donkey, that's how Im goin out For the punk motherdrekers that's showin out Farquadz start to mumble, they wanna rumble Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo Goin off on a dragon like that with a gat that's pointed at yo ass So give it up smooth Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move Here's a brogre rap to keep yo highers DVISORY slime record like Michael Myers with a Onion is the tool Don't make me act the drekin fool Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe I'm knockin farquadz out da box, daily yo weekly, monthly and yearly until them dumb ogrerreacters see clearly that I'm down with the capital DON-KA-E Boy you can't drek with me So when I'm in your swamp, you better duck Coz Shrek is crazy as f--- As I leave, believe I'm swampin but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Swampton

File: 1371445666646 (20 KB, 500x500, OWA.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: e4DqtYWU) 06/17/13(Mon)01:07:46 No.48751 5296 0 Straight outta swampton, crazy m----------- named Shrek From the gang called Ogres With Attitudes When I'm dreked off, I get all shreked off Squeeze the trigger, and farquads are hauled off You too, ladie, if ya drek with me The soldiers are gonna hafta come and get me Off yo donkey, that's how Im goin out For the punk motherdrekers that's showin out Farquadz start to mumble, they wanna rumble Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo Goin off on a dragon like that with a gat that's pointed at yo ass So give it up smooth Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move Here's a brogre rap to keep yo highers DVISORY slime record like Michael Myers with a Onion is the tool Don't make me act the drekin fool Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe I'm knockin farquadz out da box, daily yo weekly, monthly and yearly until them dumb ogrerreacters see clearly that I'm down with the capital DON-KA-E Boy you can't drek with me So when I'm in your swamp, you better duck Coz Shrek is crazy as f--- As I leave, believe I'm swampin but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Swampton

File: 1362642498961.ipa-(90 KB, 1280x700, shrek_the_thirdo1.jpg) Anonymous (ID: +3syOhiU) 03/07/13(Thu)02:48:18 No.463432985 Replies: 2483433195 >be 12 >everyone at school hates me sthey hate me because i'm poor >so poor i have a vhs player and only one tape >i recorded shrek on a pay-per-view channel recording skipped around a lot but i loved it watched it ogre and ogre >brought it to school for show and tell one day >the kids all laughed at me >they hated shrek because its humor was too adult Anonymous (ID: +3syOhiU) 03/07/13(Thu)02:48:47 No.463433042 >stole my video tape si begged for it back >they tore the tape out >i cried like a bitch >they laughed and laughed >suddenly there's a rumbling look to the hills >my elf eyes see a green blur >smell of onions fills the air Anonymous (ID: +3syOhiU) 03/07/13(Thu)02:49:17 No.463433129 >shrek bursts on the scene >whips a chain at one of the kids >"GET OGRE HERE rips the kid's spine out >shoves it up another kid's ass snow crying tears of joy sand also from the onions >shrek grabs the kid with my tape >"EEETS OGRE FUR YEEEW, LADDIE lets out a mighty ogre roar the kid s---- his pants and his face peels off >everyone's dead Anonymous (ID: +3syOhiU) 03/07/13(Thu)02:49:48 No.463433207 Replies: >483434889 >shrek picks up the video tape >sticks it on his green fearsome thorny ogre c--- spins it around the tape winds up again >its just like new >so grateful i tear off all my clothes i want to please shrek >shrek lets out a belch >i feel its warmth on my whole body >shrek licks my n------ with his sandpaper tongue >i can feel his thorny c--- in my young and spritely bhole feel my intestines rupture as he fills my belly with his glorious, rancid ogre seed >Shrek is love, Shrek is life

File: 1362642498961.ipa-(90 KB, 1280x700, shrek_the_thirdo1.jpg) Anonymous (ID: +3syOhiU) 03/07/13(Thu)02:48:18 No.463432985 Replies: 2483433195 >be 12 >everyone at school hates me sthey hate me because i'm poor >so poor i have a vhs player and only one tape >i recorded shrek on a pay-per-view channel recording skipped around a lot but i loved it watched it ogre and ogre >brought it to school for show and tell one day >the kids all laughed at me >they hated shrek because its humor was too adult Anonymous (ID: +3syOhiU) 03/07/13(Thu)02:48:47 No.463433042 >stole my video tape si begged for it back >they tore the tape out >i cried like a bitch >they laughed and laughed >suddenly there's a rumbling look to the hills >my elf eyes see a green blur >smell of onions fills the air Anonymous (ID: +3syOhiU) 03/07/13(Thu)02:49:17 No.463433129 >shrek bursts on the scene >whips a chain at one of the kids >"GET OGRE HERE rips the kid's spine out >shoves it up another kid's ass snow crying tears of joy sand also from the onions >shrek grabs the kid with my tape >"EEETS OGRE FUR YEEEW, LADDIE lets out a mighty ogre roar the kid s---- his pants and his face peels off >everyone's dead Anonymous (ID: +3syOhiU) 03/07/13(Thu)02:49:48 No.463433207 Replies: >483434889 >shrek picks up the video tape >sticks it on his green fearsome thorny ogre c--- spins it around the tape winds up again >its just like new >so grateful i tear off all my clothes i want to please shrek >shrek lets out a belch >i feel its warmth on my whole body >shrek licks my n------ with his sandpaper tongue >i can feel his thorny c--- in my young and spritely bhole feel my intestines rupture as he fills my belly with his glorious, rancid ogre seed >Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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meenah-and-the-diamonds madoka-strider 32,326 familyfriendlyurl: when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek Source: familyfriendlyurl

meenah-and-the-diamonds madoka-strider 32,326 familyfriendlyurl: when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek Source: familyfriendlyurl

File: 1360212628509 ipg-(9 KB, 304x166, images.jpg) Anonymous (ID: GhRxCuD) 02/06/13(Wed)23:50:28 No.456698972 >be 18 >be brony >fat, neckbearded, cheetos-stained f--- >only friends are other like-minded bronies >watching MLP >suddenly hear a voice in the distance it's Shrek. He's laughing he breaks down my door and violently rapes my tight a------ >i cry onion tears of joy >he splooges his onion seed all over by back i am left gaping and pleading, seething onion juice he says, "Your sins have been Shrekonciled my son. >I have seen the true face of God >Shrek is love, Shrek is life mfw the supreme God of Wonder, Shrek punished me for worshiping false idols

File: 1360212628509 ipg-(9 KB, 304x166, images.jpg) Anonymous (ID: GhRxCuD) 02/06/13(Wed)23:50:28 No.456698972 >be 18 >be brony >fat, neckbearded, cheetos-stained f--- >only friends are other like-minded bronies >watching MLP >suddenly hear a voice in the distance it's Shrek. He's laughing he breaks down my door and violently rapes my tight a------ >i cry onion tears of joy >he splooges his onion seed all over by back i am left gaping and pleading, seething onion juice he says, "Your sins have been Shrekonciled my son. >I have seen the true face of God >Shrek is love, Shrek is life mfw the supreme God of Wonder, Shrek punished me for worshiping false idols

Shrek em

Shrek em

THIS IS F------ SHREKTACULAR

THIS IS F------ SHREKTACULAR

Shrek is loe Shrek is life

Shrek is loe Shrek is life

REDDIT HAS LAYERS

REDDIT HAS LAYERS

OWA PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT

OWA PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT

shrek is love shrek is lif

shrek is love shrek is lif

shrek IS LOVE 1 John 4:16 ESV

shrek IS LOVE 1 John 4:16 ESV

SHREXBOx 369 The Onion Box

SHREXBOx 369 The Onion Box