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: Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)16:11:48 No.658473757 strauss.jpg 101 KB JPG >be loyal to gang >pull your own weigh making the gang money >never broke gangs rules nor betray the gang >get kicked out by one man's emotional decision without real reason >no one tried to defend you >get caught by police >STILL dont betray the gang even when they torture you he didn't deserve it. the gang mistreated him so bad and yet he still stayed loyal.
: Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)16:11:48 No.658473757 strauss.jpg 101 KB JPG >be loyal to gang >pull your own weigh making the gang money >never broke gangs rules nor betray the gang >get kicked out by one man's emotional decision without real reason >no one tried to defend you >get caught by police >STILL dont betray the gang even when they torture you he didn't deserve it. the gang mistreated him so bad and yet he still stayed loyal.

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pool.png, 924KiB, 954x530 Anonymous Sat 18 Nov 2023 13:29:26 No.36470406 Quoted By: >>36470851 >>36471123 >>36450203 The thing is that with all that monster and "levels" and whatever s--- they take all the edge of it. They should just let themselves immersed in the sheer presence of an unnatural space. But let me whip a greentext up to illustrate what I'm talking about. >You opened a door near a hotel's poolroom during a trip. >The door however doesn't lead back. >You are in an endless complex of pools. >Mosaic tiles, lukewarm water, plastic plants, soft breeze and cold sunlight seeping from the small slits functioning as windows are all around you. >You feel you should panic, but strangely you don't. >Calm, ethereal electronic music is coming from somewhere, making you feel strangely nostalgic. >You feel like a child again as you walk through the narrow pool-corridors, rest in pillared hallways and sit at small, plastic tables besides the pools. >The rippling of the crystal clear water is almost mesmerizing, and you cannot help but feel extremely at ease. >Maybe you are not lost. >You don't feel hunger or thirst, also you have no idea how much time have passed since you are here. >Maybe this is where you should have been all along. >You feel happy. Excited. Warm. >The water beckons. You quickly go into the closest pool, and lie on your back, letting the water support you. >This is good. >You feel good. Even as you start sinking. >The feeling is familiar. You felt like this a long time ago. Maybe in your mother's womb, not that you remember anymore. >Your body does however. Or maybe your innermost self. Your soul. >The pool complex might be a temple to Remembrance itself, and the water is the amniotic fluid of time. >You finally have time to be with yourself. To be within yourself. >But maybe you don't even need it. A self. After all, this place is good. >Why would you need anything else, but safety? >You give way to the sensation. >The border of your ego slowly dissolves as you drift away, smiling, grinning even. >But this is good. >You are safe. >You are home. ||
pool.png, 924KiB, 954x530 Anonymous Sat 18 Nov 2023 13:29:26 No.36470406 Quoted By: >>36470851 >>36471123 >>36450203 The thing is that with all that monster and "levels" and whatever s--- they take all the edge of it. They should just let themselves immersed in the sheer presence of an unnatural space. But let me whip a greentext up to illustrate what I'm talking about. >You opened a door near a hotel's poolroom during a trip. >The door however doesn't lead back. >You are in an endless complex of pools. >Mosaic tiles, lukewarm water, plastic plants, soft breeze and cold sunlight seeping from the small slits functioning as windows are all around you. >You feel you should panic, but strangely you don't. >Calm, ethereal electronic music is coming from somewhere, making you feel strangely nostalgic. >You feel like a child again as you walk through the narrow pool-corridors, rest in pillared hallways and sit at small, plastic tables besides the pools. >The rippling of the crystal clear water is almost mesmerizing, and you cannot help but feel extremely at ease. >Maybe you are not lost. >You don't feel hunger or thirst, also you have no idea how much time have passed since you are here. >Maybe this is where you should have been all along. >You feel happy. Excited. Warm. >The water beckons. You quickly go into the closest pool, and lie on your back, letting the water support you. >This is good. >You feel good. Even as you start sinking. >The feeling is familiar. You felt like this a long time ago. Maybe in your mother's womb, not that you remember anymore. >Your body does however. Or maybe your innermost self. Your soul. >The pool complex might be a temple to Remembrance itself, and the water is the amniotic fluid of time. >You finally have time to be with yourself. To be within yourself. >But maybe you don't even need it. A self. After all, this place is good. >Why would you need anything else, but safety? >You give way to the sensation. >The border of your ego slowly dissolves as you drift away, smiling, grinning even. >But this is good. >You are safe. >You are home. ||

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Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)17:55:24 UTC+8 No.541106815 Replies: >>541106937 >>541108120 >>541108190 I have a revenge story. First a little back story of how I got the Idea for it. >Come home a little drunk from a friends house. >1 a.m, silence, only thing that emits light is my PC screen. >browsing piratebay looking for movies to torrent >suddenly I hear a eardrum piercing explosion from my closet. >heartattack.jpeg >since nobody is in my apartment, I decide to investigate >lights on, approach closet >a rancid smell coming from my closet >open closet >yellow liquid literally on everything, a 1.5 liter bottle of apple juice exploded into 3 pieces >what the f--- >quickly google it >apple juice fermented, gas expanded, big boom. >interesting had to throw away a few white shirts since the apple juice wouldn't come off. anyway, to the revenge story Replies: >>541106937>>541108120>>541108190 Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)18:16:48 UTC+8 No.541108190 Replies: >>541108678 >>541108831 >>541110147 >>541106815 con't >so there is this bitch I used to date >claimed she was pregnant >didn't tell her I'm sterile since I have a defect in some protein that makes sperm tails or something. >(not sure how I feel about never having kids to this day) >dumped her, had illegal abortion, and now looks better then she was opposed to what I expected. >invited to party in 3 days >ex's house >next day walk to fridge, take out bottle of apple juice. >*insert lit light bulb above head* >buy a six-pack of little apple juice bottles. >drink half of each bottle >seal tightly >put outside in the sun for a day to speed up fermentation process on the day of the party >bring a six pack of beer, smuggle the six pack of half empty apple juice bottles. >meet ex, have "frenemie" small talk >hide bag with apple juice in upstairs bathroom >walk around house thinking where to put bottles >eventually decide >1 in her panties drawer (she never reaches for the underwear in the back) >1 in the toilet deck (wasn't sure it was going to work) >1 drop behind fridge >1 behind washing machine >1 under her bed >and the last one... and this is the best f------ part, in her current bf's gamer PC (f--- him and his red LED case lights) >almost got caught dropping the bottle behind the fridge and opening the PC case, s--- was spooky cont' Replies: >> 541106815>>541108678>>541108831>>541110147 Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)18:26:26 UTC+8 No.541108831 Replies: >>541109471 >>541108190 cont' >having fun at party, going home >everyday wake up like a kid on Christmas morning expecting to hear about some kind of applosion >two days pass >on the third day >hear from a friend that an apple juice bottle left behind the fridge at ex's house exploded >fridge ruined, have to replace it or fix components >they weren't in the house at the time, found out when they came home >heard her bf raged at her. >applejuicesagapartl.avi Replies: 541108190>>541109471 Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)18:55:59 UTC+8 No.541110970 Replies: >>541111112>>541111441 >>541111596 >>541111621 >>541109471 >second was the washing machine bottle >rumors start to spread about the applejuice creeper >heard they were asleep at the time of the explosion >ex freaked out, bf raged from confusion >managed to save the washing machine, but cleaning the bathroom was a bitch >third was his PC. >the same day after the washing machine bottle >mutual friend told me he was playing LoL for a few hours while the bottle exploded >wore headphones so he didn't realize at first what happened until his computer crashed >apple juice fried cpu >apple juice fried gpu >apple juice kills shatters case fan >PC is kill >bf went on a rampage, smashed ex's laptop, slapped her and left. >they broke up on the next day. 3 left eplies: >> 541109471>>541111112>>541111441>>541111596>>541111621 □ Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)19:03:55 UTC+8 No.541111596 Replies: >>541112270 >>541112430 >>541110970 *plating LoL for a few hours prior to the bottle explosion >ex is devastated, can see all of her emo posts on fb >a few days later >heard that cops came to ex's house >everybody knows about Commander applejew >told them all about the apple juice bottles >showed them her underwear drawer and the exploded bottle >her best friend tells everyone she passed out and p----- herself when she opened the drawer and the bottle exploded >federal investigation ensues >imgoingtojail.exe >panic, wait for cops to show up any day now con't to Apple Juice saga part IV Replies: >> 541110970>>541112270>>541112430 □ Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)19:16:16 UTC+8 No.541112430 Replies: >>541112980 >>541113019 >>541113587 >>541111596 >since it's her parents house she rarely goes to the second floor (grandparents died, left her the house) >bf left her, "needs a change" >she decided to clean upstairs >apparently decided to take a s--- there for convenience >nobody shat there since the party about a week ago >pushes button >bottle explodes >plastic top flies right off >ex gets sprayed with toilet water and fermented apple juice >(you'll be surprised how massive of an explosion a little plastic bottle produce with the right pressure) >goes straight to her friends house, didn't even change >she's hysterical at this point >refuses to get back to the house >moved to a regular apartment withing two weeks from the incident >mutual male friends help her move >mutual friend invited me to help >have nothing to do, so okay. >not suspicious because mutual friends and he invited me cont to last part of the saga Replies: >> 541111596>>541112980>>541113019 Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)07:31:29 No.541113587 File: 1396870289863.jpg-(10 KB, 281x179, juicedefuser.jpg) >>541112430 she was relatively a "fresh ex" at the time, we've been together for a year or so so still have mutual friends, still see her at parties, helped her on random occasions once or twice>yes it is kind of weird, but doesn't bother me much. >so we help her pack her stuff into boxes >she gave us general instructions, but still refused to get into the house >traumatized and what not >I do a good job, not slacking around but I have one goal in mind >"Applejew commander must strike one last time" >look under bed, bottle still there. >"if I just put it into a random box she'll know it was someone who is in the house right now" >decide to put it into something less suspicious and be like "oh I just put it right in the box, didn't even open it" if I'll be questioned >carefully take out apple juice bottle under the bed >bottle seems bloated a little pic related >put bottle into a fairly large vase she has with fake flowers. >carefully place vase into box. >mark box >personally get it to the van, secure it as best as I can. FFW 3 hours >we help her unpack, it is about 7 p.m >place vase on kitchen table when no one is looking >flowers in >IED Is set. Replies: >>541113905>>541114085 Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)07:41:30 No.541114346 >>541113587 >we leave, almost finished unpacking >said she'll finish by herself >wake up with a phonecall >ex is in hospital >"Oh s--- what happend?" with genuine concern >apparently she was eating and wanted to throw the vase since it was her grandmothers and it was ugly >picked up vase >vase exploded into a million pieces >large shard flew near her and cut her face under the chin >tiny shards cut her face and arms >she needed 4 stitches on her face >her face looks like she survived a 6 barrel gatling-gun attack from point blank range >I'm scared shitless >she didn't want to involve the police again >she took therapy for 6 month >stayed in apartment, but made her friend stay with her for a month. >friend told me she checks the toilet deck before taking a s--- or pissing, even in public places. >looks terrified each time she opens a drawer. >feel kind of bad for it now >haven't talked to her for two years now, moved to a different state Replies: >>541114462
Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)17:55:24 UTC+8 No.541106815 Replies: >>541106937 >>541108120 >>541108190 I have a revenge story. First a little back story of how I got the Idea for it. >Come home a little drunk from a friends house. >1 a.m, silence, only thing that emits light is my PC screen. >browsing piratebay looking for movies to torrent >suddenly I hear a eardrum piercing explosion from my closet. >heartattack.jpeg >since nobody is in my apartment, I decide to investigate >lights on, approach closet >a rancid smell coming from my closet >open closet >yellow liquid literally on everything, a 1.5 liter bottle of apple juice exploded into 3 pieces >what the f--- >quickly google it >apple juice fermented, gas expanded, big boom. >interesting had to throw away a few white shirts since the apple juice wouldn't come off. anyway, to the revenge story Replies: >>541106937>>541108120>>541108190 Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)18:16:48 UTC+8 No.541108190 Replies: >>541108678 >>541108831 >>541110147 >>541106815 con't >so there is this bitch I used to date >claimed she was pregnant >didn't tell her I'm sterile since I have a defect in some protein that makes sperm tails or something. >(not sure how I feel about never having kids to this day) >dumped her, had illegal abortion, and now looks better then she was opposed to what I expected. >invited to party in 3 days >ex's house >next day walk to fridge, take out bottle of apple juice. >*insert lit light bulb above head* >buy a six-pack of little apple juice bottles. >drink half of each bottle >seal tightly >put outside in the sun for a day to speed up fermentation process on the day of the party >bring a six pack of beer, smuggle the six pack of half empty apple juice bottles. >meet ex, have "frenemie" small talk >hide bag with apple juice in upstairs bathroom >walk around house thinking where to put bottles >eventually decide >1 in her panties drawer (she never reaches for the underwear in the back) >1 in the toilet deck (wasn't sure it was going to work) >1 drop behind fridge >1 behind washing machine >1 under her bed >and the last one... and this is the best f------ part, in her current bf's gamer PC (f--- him and his red LED case lights) >almost got caught dropping the bottle behind the fridge and opening the PC case, s--- was spooky cont' Replies: >> 541106815>>541108678>>541108831>>541110147 Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)18:26:26 UTC+8 No.541108831 Replies: >>541109471 >>541108190 cont' >having fun at party, going home >everyday wake up like a kid on Christmas morning expecting to hear about some kind of applosion >two days pass >on the third day >hear from a friend that an apple juice bottle left behind the fridge at ex's house exploded >fridge ruined, have to replace it or fix components >they weren't in the house at the time, found out when they came home >heard her bf raged at her. >applejuicesagapartl.avi Replies: 541108190>>541109471 Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)18:55:59 UTC+8 No.541110970 Replies: >>541111112>>541111441 >>541111596 >>541111621 >>541109471 >second was the washing machine bottle >rumors start to spread about the applejuice creeper >heard they were asleep at the time of the explosion >ex freaked out, bf raged from confusion >managed to save the washing machine, but cleaning the bathroom was a bitch >third was his PC. >the same day after the washing machine bottle >mutual friend told me he was playing LoL for a few hours while the bottle exploded >wore headphones so he didn't realize at first what happened until his computer crashed >apple juice fried cpu >apple juice fried gpu >apple juice kills shatters case fan >PC is kill >bf went on a rampage, smashed ex's laptop, slapped her and left. >they broke up on the next day. 3 left eplies: >> 541109471>>541111112>>541111441>>541111596>>541111621 □ Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)19:03:55 UTC+8 No.541111596 Replies: >>541112270 >>541112430 >>541110970 *plating LoL for a few hours prior to the bottle explosion >ex is devastated, can see all of her emo posts on fb >a few days later >heard that cops came to ex's house >everybody knows about Commander applejew >told them all about the apple juice bottles >showed them her underwear drawer and the exploded bottle >her best friend tells everyone she passed out and p----- herself when she opened the drawer and the bottle exploded >federal investigation ensues >imgoingtojail.exe >panic, wait for cops to show up any day now con't to Apple Juice saga part IV Replies: >> 541110970>>541112270>>541112430 □ Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)19:16:16 UTC+8 No.541112430 Replies: >>541112980 >>541113019 >>541113587 >>541111596 >since it's her parents house she rarely goes to the second floor (grandparents died, left her the house) >bf left her, "needs a change" >she decided to clean upstairs >apparently decided to take a s--- there for convenience >nobody shat there since the party about a week ago >pushes button >bottle explodes >plastic top flies right off >ex gets sprayed with toilet water and fermented apple juice >(you'll be surprised how massive of an explosion a little plastic bottle produce with the right pressure) >goes straight to her friends house, didn't even change >she's hysterical at this point >refuses to get back to the house >moved to a regular apartment withing two weeks from the incident >mutual male friends help her move >mutual friend invited me to help >have nothing to do, so okay. >not suspicious because mutual friends and he invited me cont to last part of the saga Replies: >> 541111596>>541112980>>541113019 Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)07:31:29 No.541113587 File: 1396870289863.jpg-(10 KB, 281x179, juicedefuser.jpg) >>541112430 she was relatively a "fresh ex" at the time, we've been together for a year or so so still have mutual friends, still see her at parties, helped her on random occasions once or twice>yes it is kind of weird, but doesn't bother me much. >so we help her pack her stuff into boxes >she gave us general instructions, but still refused to get into the house >traumatized and what not >I do a good job, not slacking around but I have one goal in mind >"Applejew commander must strike one last time" >look under bed, bottle still there. >"if I just put it into a random box she'll know it was someone who is in the house right now" >decide to put it into something less suspicious and be like "oh I just put it right in the box, didn't even open it" if I'll be questioned >carefully take out apple juice bottle under the bed >bottle seems bloated a little pic related >put bottle into a fairly large vase she has with fake flowers. >carefully place vase into box. >mark box >personally get it to the van, secure it as best as I can. FFW 3 hours >we help her unpack, it is about 7 p.m >place vase on kitchen table when no one is looking >flowers in >IED Is set. Replies: >>541113905>>541114085 Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)07:41:30 No.541114346 >>541113587 >we leave, almost finished unpacking >said she'll finish by herself >wake up with a phonecall >ex is in hospital >"Oh s--- what happend?" with genuine concern >apparently she was eating and wanted to throw the vase since it was her grandmothers and it was ugly >picked up vase >vase exploded into a million pieces >large shard flew near her and cut her face under the chin >tiny shards cut her face and arms >she needed 4 stitches on her face >her face looks like she survived a 6 barrel gatling-gun attack from point blank range >I'm scared shitless >she didn't want to involve the police again >she took therapy for 6 month >stayed in apartment, but made her friend stay with her for a month. >friend told me she checks the toilet deck before taking a s--- or pissing, even in public places. >looks terrified each time she opens a drawer. >feel kind of bad for it now >haven't talked to her for two years now, moved to a different state Replies: >>541114462

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Debut of Desires | /r/Greentext

And Cockblocked by the Irish Nation by the Irish Natio(...) Cockblocked 246 KB JPG 11/23/23(Thu)20:49:05 No.909793915 >Be me >College student trying to lose virginity >Unfortunately black, so at disadvantage >Decide I could play the exotic card and try to get laid abroad >For some reason choose ireland >luckyshamrock.gif >Go to pubs and start getting wasted after working on assignments for some months >No girls are interested, even the one I kissed >Today some nut decides to shank some kids >Rioters raging in the street >Hear about mobs prepping to catch anyone a shade off of white tomorrow morning >Basically can't risk going outside at night or outside at all after this >Confined home the moment I try to go out >I swear sometimes it feels like some is out to get me >My minds playin tricks on me >Assignment deadlines get closer >Accept that I will leave this country as a virgin This is just cursed, and I really put in the work, cleaned up everything, groomed up, got my game together, and tried to think positive. I know damn well once I graduate I will be cockblocked by my work env't, so it really was now or never, in other words, never. >inb4 serves you n------ right I just wanted to lose my virginity. My family would never allow me to marry anyone not from my ethnicity.
And Cockblocked by the Irish Nation by the Irish Natio(...) Cockblocked 246 KB JPG 11/23/23(Thu)20:49:05 No.909793915 >Be me >College student trying to lose virginity >Unfortunately black, so at disadvantage >Decide I could play the exotic card and try to get laid abroad >For some reason choose ireland >luckyshamrock.gif >Go to pubs and start getting wasted after working on assignments for some months >No girls are interested, even the one I kissed >Today some nut decides to shank some kids >Rioters raging in the street >Hear about mobs prepping to catch anyone a shade off of white tomorrow morning >Basically can't risk going outside at night or outside at all after this >Confined home the moment I try to go out >I swear sometimes it feels like some is out to get me >My minds playin tricks on me >Assignment deadlines get closer >Accept that I will leave this country as a virgin This is just cursed, and I really put in the work, cleaned up everything, groomed up, got my game together, and tried to think positive. I know damn well once I graduate I will be cockblocked by my work env't, so it really was now or never, in other words, never. >inb4 serves you n------ right I just wanted to lose my virginity. My family would never allow me to marry anyone not from my ethnicity.

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Anons feewingz get huwt if he's mean in a videogame | /r/Greentext

File: 57hz.jpg (47 KB, 619x453) ☐ Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)07:24:59 No.658465809 [Reply] >game has morally good and bad routes and choices >always play the good guy >try to play the a------ route to spice it up for once >immediately feel bad and reload save to correct it. why can't i do it bro's? +56 replies and 8 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)09:09:44 No.658470906 >> Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)09:11:00 No.658470971 ► Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)09:12:16 No.658471038 >>658465809 (OP) good job you have empathy, that's like a superpower nowadays
File: 57hz.jpg (47 KB, 619x453) ☐ Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)07:24:59 No.658465809 [Reply] >game has morally good and bad routes and choices >always play the good guy >try to play the a------ route to spice it up for once >immediately feel bad and reload save to correct it. why can't i do it bro's? +56 replies and 8 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)09:09:44 No.658470906 >> Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)09:11:00 No.658470971 ► Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)09:12:16 No.658471038 >>658465809 (OP) good job you have empathy, that's like a superpower nowadays

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File: 1700343731851.png (219 KB, 410x410) We'll do nothi And you'll be apME O Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)07:06:08 No.658464828 [Reply] ► >>658471921 what has this fat f--- done in the last 12 years? +59 replies and 5 images omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)09:28:40 No.658471754 ► File: IMG_5884.jpg (711 KB, 2560x1600) >created an insanely impactful FPS game >created the best sequel for it >created a game with unconventional physics (Portal) and a sequel for it with even more cool physics >created the best co-op zombie survival game (left 4 dead) and a sequel >created the best game marketplace for everyone to express themselves especially indie devs >created user created NFTs (skins and hats) >and a market for them >biggest e-sports events (Dota 2 and CSGO) >best VR game even though VR is a meme >steam deck actually good handheld PC/console >keeps updating old games for no reason at all >will probably make half life 3 just because
File: 1700343731851.png (219 KB, 410x410) We'll do nothi And you'll be apME O Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)07:06:08 No.658464828 [Reply] ► >>658471921 what has this fat f--- done in the last 12 years? +59 replies and 5 images omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)09:28:40 No.658471754 ► File: IMG_5884.jpg (711 KB, 2560x1600) >created an insanely impactful FPS game >created the best sequel for it >created a game with unconventional physics (Portal) and a sequel for it with even more cool physics >created the best co-op zombie survival game (left 4 dead) and a sequel >created the best game marketplace for everyone to express themselves especially indie devs >created user created NFTs (skins and hats) >and a market for them >biggest e-sports events (Dota 2 and CSGO) >best VR game even though VR is a meme >steam deck actually good handheld PC/console >keeps updating old games for no reason at all >will probably make half life 3 just because

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File: mind-blown-mind-blowing.gif (1.59 MB, 200x200) Anonymous 11/23/23 (Thu) 21:18:38 No.909784594 ► >>909785498 >be me >gain the ability to put my consciousness into every and any person in the world >mind phase into every female in the world >a lot of these women are, in this moment, performing some kind of sexual activity >can feel every hole of all these women being f----- >I'm every woman >It's all in meeeeeee
File: mind-blown-mind-blowing.gif (1.59 MB, 200x200) Anonymous 11/23/23 (Thu) 21:18:38 No.909784594 ► >>909785498 >be me >gain the ability to put my consciousness into every and any person in the world >mind phase into every female in the world >a lot of these women are, in this moment, performing some kind of sexual activity >can feel every hole of all these women being f----- >I'm every woman >It's all in meeeeeee

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Anonymous you are a normie THE SUBTLE ART OF NOT GIVING A FICK A COUNTERINTUITIVE APPROACH TO LIVING A GOOD LIFE MARK MANSON if 75 KB JPG 11/23/23(Thu)17:54:09 No.75518515 >you have completed secondary education without dropping out >have ever had a job >have ever lived on your own or with roommates who are not family >have ever had a member of the opposite sex like you >have ever had an irl friend, online doesn't count >anyone can stand to be around you or doesn't hate you if any of these apply to you you are just a temporarily embarassed normie and you should off back to r/selfimprovement and never come here again
Anonymous you are a normie THE SUBTLE ART OF NOT GIVING A FICK A COUNTERINTUITIVE APPROACH TO LIVING A GOOD LIFE MARK MANSON if 75 KB JPG 11/23/23(Thu)17:54:09 No.75518515 >you have completed secondary education without dropping out >have ever had a job >have ever lived on your own or with roommates who are not family >have ever had a member of the opposite sex like you >have ever had an irl friend, online doesn't count >anyone can stand to be around you or doesn't hate you if any of these apply to you you are just a temporarily embarassed normie and you should off back to r/selfimprovement and never come here again

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Brotherly love | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous OH S--- OH F--- 62 KB JPG 11/24/23(Fri)18:14:35 No.75523233 > Be me >21 > Have a sister that's the same age as me and is really weird and clingy cause of daddy issues > Go drinking for the first time with her > She gets really drunk and starts hitting > I'm too drunk to care > F--- and c-- inside of my own sister ANONS PLEASE I NEED HELP, I WAS HOPING THAT THE HANGOVER WOULD KILL ME BUT IT DIDN'T. WHAT DO I DO? I'M S--- SCARED OF MY PARENTS FIND OUT, I BANGED MY BLOOD RELATED SISTER I'M F-----. HELP ME NOW
: Anonymous OH S--- OH F--- 62 KB JPG 11/24/23(Fri)18:14:35 No.75523233 > Be me >21 > Have a sister that's the same age as me and is really weird and clingy cause of daddy issues > Go drinking for the first time with her > She gets really drunk and starts hitting > I'm too drunk to care > F--- and c-- inside of my own sister ANONS PLEASE I NEED HELP, I WAS HOPING THAT THE HANGOVER WOULD KILL ME BUT IT DIDN'T. WHAT DO I DO? I'M S--- SCARED OF MY PARENTS FIND OUT, I BANGED MY BLOOD RELATED SISTER I'M F-----. HELP ME NOW

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Social Vacuum | /r/Greentext

11/23/23(Thu)21:55:21 No.75520972 >oneitis invites me out to hang out >im a shut in so barely get out >decide to agree so we go out for a hike >during the hike we see a lot of people including tall good looking guys >start wondering if thoughts of her being f----- by those chads cross her mind >wonder if shes comparing me to them Anonymous 50 KB PNG >feel inferior and self conscious >all motivation to talk or do anything gone >just want to tell her to f--- off and go home I'm so mentally f----- due to my lack of social exposure. I don't think I could ever have a healthy relationship with anyone due to my insecurities and mental illnesses, and it's too f------ late for me since I'm 28 year old kissless virgin failure.
11/23/23(Thu)21:55:21 No.75520972 >oneitis invites me out to hang out >im a shut in so barely get out >decide to agree so we go out for a hike >during the hike we see a lot of people including tall good looking guys >start wondering if thoughts of her being f----- by those chads cross her mind >wonder if shes comparing me to them Anonymous 50 KB PNG >feel inferior and self conscious >all motivation to talk or do anything gone >just want to tell her to f--- off and go home I'm so mentally f----- due to my lack of social exposure. I don't think I could ever have a healthy relationship with anyone due to my insecurities and mental illnesses, and it's too f------ late for me since I'm 28 year old kissless virgin failure.

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Shivers from Subreddits | /r/Greentext

Anon told me to look into HIV stories on Reddit... Anon told me to look into HIV (...) 11/23/23(Thu)21:43:00 No.75520857 >Long story short, I'm HIV positive. I'm not sure who gave it to me, but I found out a year or so ago so it's all in the past now. I was at dinner with a date the other night and I had to have that conversation... he didn't take it well. Told me he thought I "wasn't like that" when I pressed him for what he meant he said more or less "slutty" BRUTAL 37 KB JPG >It's true that I probably obtained the illness during a slut period, I must have slept with somewhere like 100-125 men in the 3 years before. Didn't seem like much at the time, but I guess some people are more prudent than most. What shocked me was that he seemed more concerned with how I "was" instead of me opening up about my illness. >It felt s-----. I left immediately, went home, fapped to BDSM p--- then went to bed. Next morning, I still feel pretty bad. I guess what I'm looking for is another story like mine, someone who did their fair share of sleeping around, got unlucky, and are now having issues dealing with the uninformed and bigoted masses to make me feel like I'm not alone in this. I've heard a lot about a support group in my area, and after this I'm thinking of joining. Just sucks there isn't one here on Reddit from what I can see. Reddit HIV stories are a nightmare!
Anon told me to look into HIV stories on Reddit... Anon told me to look into HIV (...) 11/23/23(Thu)21:43:00 No.75520857 >Long story short, I'm HIV positive. I'm not sure who gave it to me, but I found out a year or so ago so it's all in the past now. I was at dinner with a date the other night and I had to have that conversation... he didn't take it well. Told me he thought I "wasn't like that" when I pressed him for what he meant he said more or less "slutty" BRUTAL 37 KB JPG >It's true that I probably obtained the illness during a slut period, I must have slept with somewhere like 100-125 men in the 3 years before. Didn't seem like much at the time, but I guess some people are more prudent than most. What shocked me was that he seemed more concerned with how I "was" instead of me opening up about my illness. >It felt s-----. I left immediately, went home, fapped to BDSM p--- then went to bed. Next morning, I still feel pretty bad. I guess what I'm looking for is another story like mine, someone who did their fair share of sleeping around, got unlucky, and are now having issues dealing with the uninformed and bigoted masses to make me feel like I'm not alone in this. I've heard a lot about a support group in my area, and after this I'm thinking of joining. Just sucks there isn't one here on Reddit from what I can see. Reddit HIV stories are a nightmare!

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Frayed Bonds | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Toxic family 97 KB JPG 11/23/23(Thu)20:51:40 No.75520403 Anyone else have toxic family members? Talk about them/vent in this thread. Please keep victim blaming, gaslighting and minimizing of other anons elsewhere. Curious to hear about some of the f----- up and evil people out there. >sister is 100k+ in debt >got sociological literature degree >claims to be suicidally depressed due to family not being rich and not getting car/housing for free like her "rich friends" >at the same time does not stop bitching about how white people are priviliged >mom has aged 20 years visually since covid dealing with her >can't stop enabling her >she dates a string of abusive dirtbag men and always claims to be suicidal due to being rejected and or abused >she is older than me, bullied me heavily growing up and physically abused me >went to the hospital once after getting beaten so severely by her as an infant, gave me a lasting health condition >called the police on me when i tried to get into guns as a hobby and filed a gun restraining order >is a pathological liar >secretly recorded her once to prove she was lying about something, and she had a suicidal display episode when I called her out and played the recording, threatened to slit her wrists with a kitchen knife >she got involuntarily committed
Anonymous Toxic family 97 KB JPG 11/23/23(Thu)20:51:40 No.75520403 Anyone else have toxic family members? Talk about them/vent in this thread. Please keep victim blaming, gaslighting and minimizing of other anons elsewhere. Curious to hear about some of the f----- up and evil people out there. >sister is 100k+ in debt >got sociological literature degree >claims to be suicidally depressed due to family not being rich and not getting car/housing for free like her "rich friends" >at the same time does not stop bitching about how white people are priviliged >mom has aged 20 years visually since covid dealing with her >can't stop enabling her >she dates a string of abusive dirtbag men and always claims to be suicidal due to being rejected and or abused >she is older than me, bullied me heavily growing up and physically abused me >went to the hospital once after getting beaten so severely by her as an infant, gave me a lasting health condition >called the police on me when i tried to get into guns as a hobby and filed a gun restraining order >is a pathological liar >secretly recorded her once to prove she was lying about something, and she had a suicidal display episode when I called her out and played the recording, threatened to slit her wrists with a kitchen knife >she got involuntarily committed

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Anon was lured into an alley by a woman. No one heard his screams... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon)13:58:15 No.34018070 >poorfag >growing up in rundown part of town >lots of old warehouses and abandoned brick buildings >tons of alleyways which are fun to explore >have this girl who lives near me >tells me she found a weird alley where she can't hear anything >not sure what she means, so I follow her >she takes me to an alley that I've always avoided (no real reason, it just always creeped me out) >keep in mind, the neighborhood is not busy at all, not many passing cars or anything >plus we're in an alleyway, so it's super quiet >but then as we're walking down the alley everything goes DEAD silent >the girl stops, looks me in the eyes, and points to her ears >I nod, because I feel something like a pressure, similar to the feeling you get on a plane >girl starts talking and shouting and stamping her feet but I can't hear s--- >I try to talk and can't hear anything >feeling creeps me out and I turn to leave the alley >notice I can't hear my footsteps until I pass a certain crack in the concrete >then the pressure goes away and we can hear stuff again >we talked about it a lot after that but I personally never went in again Seems like this must have some sort of mundane explanation, but nobody has ever been able to provide one. >>34018626 # >>34022455 #
: Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon)13:58:15 No.34018070 >poorfag >growing up in rundown part of town >lots of old warehouses and abandoned brick buildings >tons of alleyways which are fun to explore >have this girl who lives near me >tells me she found a weird alley where she can't hear anything >not sure what she means, so I follow her >she takes me to an alley that I've always avoided (no real reason, it just always creeped me out) >keep in mind, the neighborhood is not busy at all, not many passing cars or anything >plus we're in an alleyway, so it's super quiet >but then as we're walking down the alley everything goes DEAD silent >the girl stops, looks me in the eyes, and points to her ears >I nod, because I feel something like a pressure, similar to the feeling you get on a plane >girl starts talking and shouting and stamping her feet but I can't hear s--- >I try to talk and can't hear anything >feeling creeps me out and I turn to leave the alley >notice I can't hear my footsteps until I pass a certain crack in the concrete >then the pressure goes away and we can hear stuff again >we talked about it a lot after that but I personally never went in again Seems like this must have some sort of mundane explanation, but nobody has ever been able to provide one. >>34018626 # >>34022455 #

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Anon loves being a wagie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)15:25:20 No.658471608 IMG_6978.jpg 40 KB JPG >IS THAT A SECURE 9-5 JOB IN A COZY AIR- CONDITIONED OFFICE WITH A CLEAR CAREER GROWTH AND MANY BENEFITS?? IM GOING CYBERPSYCHO!!!
: Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)15:25:20 No.658471608 IMG_6978.jpg 40 KB JPG >IS THAT A SECURE 9-5 JOB IN A COZY AIR- CONDITIONED OFFICE WITH A CLEAR CAREER GROWTH AND MANY BENEFITS?? IM GOING CYBERPSYCHO!!!

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anon becomes a wizard without magic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 374 KB JPG 11/24/23(Fri)09:08:53 No.909807404 >be me >wizard in learning >struggle to conjure even the most basic spells >some adventurer is coming up my tower >surprise attack him with a dagger when he arrives in my chamber >stab him a few times >screaming then silence >hear his buddy running up the stairs >panic >quickly cover up dead body with my moldy blanket >throw pet snail on the ground >other adventurer thinks i turned his friend into a snail with a single thought and runs away mfw im the most feared wizard in the land
: Anonymous 374 KB JPG 11/24/23(Fri)09:08:53 No.909807404 >be me >wizard in learning >struggle to conjure even the most basic spells >some adventurer is coming up my tower >surprise attack him with a dagger when he arrives in my chamber >stab him a few times >screaming then silence >hear his buddy running up the stairs >panic >quickly cover up dead body with my moldy blanket >throw pet snail on the ground >other adventurer thinks i turned his friend into a snail with a single thought and runs away mfw im the most feared wizard in the land

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Humans just built different | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)08:35:31 No.192420747 1.jpg 97 KB JPG >be an advanced alien race capable of intergalactic travel >have shoulder-mounted laser cannons, nuke gauntlets, personal cloaking tech, etc. >tend to use none of it intelligently, sometimes opt not to use it at all >get hyper-advanced ass kicked by monkeys armed with black powder weapons Man, Predators kinda f------ suck, don't they?
: Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)08:35:31 No.192420747 1.jpg 97 KB JPG >be an advanced alien race capable of intergalactic travel >have shoulder-mounted laser cannons, nuke gauntlets, personal cloaking tech, etc. >tend to use none of it intelligently, sometimes opt not to use it at all >get hyper-advanced ass kicked by monkeys armed with black powder weapons Man, Predators kinda f------ suck, don't they?

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Unlimited money glitch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Wish Review WOKER Brie Larson for some reason Oops 11/23/23(Thu)13:42:50 No.192407912 A normal unbiased wish review Views 600k Movie critic guy Wish is the worst movie ever and woke Disney is dead (review) Views 600k O Anti-sjw content farm stuck in 2016 WOKE DISNEY KILLED MY GRANDMA (wish review) 325 KB JPG Views 600k Hitler Epstein Why is every movie/show review look like this nowdays?
Anonymous Wish Review WOKER Brie Larson for some reason Oops 11/23/23(Thu)13:42:50 No.192407912 A normal unbiased wish review Views 600k Movie critic guy Wish is the worst movie ever and woke Disney is dead (review) Views 600k O Anti-sjw content farm stuck in 2016 WOKE DISNEY KILLED MY GRANDMA (wish review) 325 KB JPG Views 600k Hitler Epstein Why is every movie/show review look like this nowdays?

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Kindness Dilemma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 44 KB JPG 11/23/23(Thu)20:21:15 No.75519908 What the f--- is the point of being "kind" to people? >You don't gain respect, if anything you lose it >You don't gain any meaningful affection >You don't gain status or anything monetary >You aren't even guaranteed to receive the same courtesy back Literally the only scenario where its convenient is for manipulating and taking advantage of others
Anonymous 44 KB JPG 11/23/23(Thu)20:21:15 No.75519908 What the f--- is the point of being "kind" to people? >You don't gain respect, if anything you lose it >You don't gain any meaningful affection >You don't gain status or anything monetary >You aren't even guaranteed to receive the same courtesy back Literally the only scenario where its convenient is for manipulating and taking advantage of others

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The director told the historians to “stfu” and “get a life”. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)07:17:24 No.192396416 68 KB JPG Just got back from napoleon. >incel especially when first meeting josephene >clumsy drops his hat like 80 times in the movie >yells at ambassadors like a kid going on about how they have more boats >conforms to cuckoldry instead of showing him cheating like he also did irl >extremely stiff and robotic in the delivery not sure if napoleon is meant to be like that or if joaquins performance was just s----- >gloss over his big wins and focus on his waterloo loss in great detail >show him chucking food at his wife like a literal child when he gets upset at her all in all why did they portray him as a petulant manchild?
Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)07:17:24 No.192396416 68 KB JPG Just got back from napoleon. >incel especially when first meeting josephene >clumsy drops his hat like 80 times in the movie >yells at ambassadors like a kid going on about how they have more boats >conforms to cuckoldry instead of showing him cheating like he also did irl >extremely stiff and robotic in the delivery not sure if napoleon is meant to be like that or if joaquins performance was just s----- >gloss over his big wins and focus on his waterloo loss in great detail >show him chucking food at his wife like a literal child when he gets upset at her all in all why did they portray him as a petulant manchild?

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App-Solutely Lost | /r/Greentext

11/23/23(Thu)21:57:51 incelbros, I think we've been lied to... >dating apps have between 3-10x as many men as women using them depending on location >the median match rate is equal when controlling for this >online dating studies show similar effects of desirability/attractiveness for men and women >the number of men and women who had dated, hooked up, or found partners through dating apps are highly balanced >the most promiscuous men (top 20/5% in lifetime sex partners) are reporting if anything less partners today than they were 10-20 years ago >there is not a growing sexlessness gap between young men and women Anonymous AP Ft Mr Thomh Clian Dating 21 KB PNG No.75520992 >physical attractiveness has only a weak correlation with sexual experience, and it hasn't appeared to have risen since about 30 years ago. >STD rates aren't higher among women, aren't rising disproportionately since the introduction of dating apps >most men report positive experience with dating apps, most women don't >women only rarely orgasm from hookups where do we go from here? have we been gigacoping by blaming all our issues on dating apps? nuancepill.com/are-dating-apps-producing-sexual- inequality/
11/23/23(Thu)21:57:51 incelbros, I think we've been lied to... >dating apps have between 3-10x as many men as women using them depending on location >the median match rate is equal when controlling for this >online dating studies show similar effects of desirability/attractiveness for men and women >the number of men and women who had dated, hooked up, or found partners through dating apps are highly balanced >the most promiscuous men (top 20/5% in lifetime sex partners) are reporting if anything less partners today than they were 10-20 years ago >there is not a growing sexlessness gap between young men and women Anonymous AP Ft Mr Thomh Clian Dating 21 KB PNG No.75520992 >physical attractiveness has only a weak correlation with sexual experience, and it hasn't appeared to have risen since about 30 years ago. >STD rates aren't higher among women, aren't rising disproportionately since the introduction of dating apps >most men report positive experience with dating apps, most women don't >women only rarely orgasm from hookups where do we go from here? have we been gigacoping by blaming all our issues on dating apps? nuancepill.com/are-dating-apps-producing-sexual- inequality/

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