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Dinosaur Stand Up exploitable

Thanks Oatmeal, (found this, didn't make it)
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http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tyrannosaurus_standup

Thanks Oatmeal, (found this, didn't make it)
Sauce:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tyrannosaurus_standup

dinasaurs t-rex standup christmas reindeer comet dinosaur's least favorite reindeer joke cheesy jokes that one's so old books weren't even around for it

Emergency!

"!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/961/271/18a.png!":http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dogs_as_men
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"!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/961/271/18a.png!":http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dogs_as_men
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*snort*

the oatmeal reaction:panic

Zounds! I am undone! ARMAGEDDON OUTTA HERB 45,100.25... the Illuminati judge couldn't even spot me the quarter. Do you know hovw many late payments on a Prius I could make with that sort of money? Well the joke is on the litigation conspirators, I already spent all my money on Coprolite. The best part is that I am going to write it off on my taxes as a small business expense. So unless they want payment in the form of dinosaur s---, they are s--- out of luck.

Zounds! I am undone! ARMAGEDDON OUTTA HERB 45,100.25... the Illuminati judge couldn't even spot me the quarter. Do you know hovw many late payments on a Prius I could make with that sort of money? Well the joke is on the litigation conspirators, I already spent all my money on Coprolite. The best part is that I am going to write it off on my taxes as a small business expense. So unless they want payment in the form of dinosaur s---, they are s--- out of luck.

Being a creature who perceives and presents such beauty one would expect the mantis shrimp to be some kind of undersea holy man, gracefully floating along the sea floor, high-fiving lobsters and blessing babies PUNCH POKE POKE POKE Gentlemen! Stop this fighting at oncel Your journey must be one of peace and love, not violence Now kiss each other on the mouth

Being a creature who perceives and presents such beauty one would expect the mantis shrimp to be some kind of undersea holy man, gracefully floating along the sea floor, high-fiving lobsters and blessing babies PUNCH POKE POKE POKE Gentlemen! Stop this fighting at oncel Your journey must be one of peace and love, not violence Now kiss each other on the mouth

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Jou point out the comics that pander. but gloss over the ones that don't You reveal all these 'secrets,' which are things Ive. been publicly saying for years to aspiring writers. you ignore the fact that q94% of the reason I have so many readers is because I MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH.

Jou point out the comics that pander. but gloss over the ones that don't You reveal all these 'secrets,' which are things Ive. been publicly saying for years to aspiring writers. you ignore the fact that q94% of the reason I have so many readers is because I MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH.

The final panel to this comic has been removed. Ive made jokes about genocide, war, third world starvation, death, killing the elderly, sodomy, and infanticide, but apparently saying Every time the intemet does not perform as expected, I r--- the s--- out of my F5 key' was too offensive for many people. Ever since Daniel Tosh made an ass out of himself by making a s-----, unfunny r--- joke onstage, now anytime a comedi an says the word r--- everyone jumps out of their seats in protest. I don t want to eternally have to keep reading complaints about the final panel to this comic, so I've removed it. Apparently calling my F5 key a r--- victim is on the naughty word list by too many people. Nevermind the fact that I actually put my money where my mouth is and donated $1,000 of my own money to a battered women's group earlier this year, what appears to be more important to most people is that I strictly adhere to G-rated vocabulary. To all those who complained: thank you for censoring me. It worked. You can go back to reading The Family Circus now.

The final panel to this comic has been removed. Ive made jokes about genocide, war, third world starvation, death, killing the elderly, sodomy, and infanticide, but apparently saying Every time the intemet does not perform as expected, I r--- the s--- out of my F5 key' was too offensive for many people. Ever since Daniel Tosh made an ass out of himself by making a s-----, unfunny r--- joke onstage, now anytime a comedi an says the word r--- everyone jumps out of their seats in protest. I don t want to eternally have to keep reading complaints about the final panel to this comic, so I've removed it. Apparently calling my F5 key a r--- victim is on the naughty word list by too many people. Nevermind the fact that I actually put my money where my mouth is and donated $1,000 of my own money to a battered women's group earlier this year, what appears to be more important to most people is that I strictly adhere to G-rated vocabulary. To all those who complained: thank you for censoring me. It worked. You can go back to reading The Family Circus now.

F5 The r--- victim THE INTERNET IS NOT BEHAVING AS EXPECTED I MUST NOW VIOLATE you OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN F5

F5 The r--- victim THE INTERNET IS NOT BEHAVING AS EXPECTED I MUST NOW VIOLATE you OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN F5

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OPERATION Let's Build a Goddamn Tesla Museum

OPERATION Let's Build a Goddamn Tesla Museum

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The 6 Phases ofa Tapeworm's Life I. Everything's cool, then some a------ eats undercooked meat and turns your whole world upside down.

The 6 Phases ofa Tapeworm's Life I. Everything's cool, then some a------ eats undercooked meat and turns your whole world upside down.

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