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The final panel to this comic has been removed. Ive made jokes about genocide, war, third world starvation, death, killing the elderly, sodomy, and infanticide, but apparently saying Every time the intemet does not perform as expected, I r--- the s--- out of my F5 key' was too offensive for many people. Ever since Daniel Tosh made an ass out of himself by making a s-----, unfunny r--- joke onstage, now anytime a comedi an says the word r--- everyone jumps out of their seats in protest. I don t want to eternally have to keep reading complaints about the final panel to this comic, so I've removed it. Apparently calling my F5 key a r--- victim is on the naughty word list by too many people. Nevermind the fact that I actually put my money where my mouth is and donated $1,000 of my own money to a battered women's group earlier this year, what appears to be more important to most people is that I strictly adhere to G-rated vocabulary. To all those who complained: thank you for censoring me. It worked. You can go back to reading The Family Circus now.

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Zounds! I am undone! ARMAGEDDON OUTTA HERB 45,100.25... the Illuminati judge couldn't even spot me the quarter. Do you know hovw many late payments on a Prius I could make with that sort of money? Well the joke is on the litigation conspirators, I already spent all my money on Coprolite. The best part is that I am going to write it off on my taxes as a small business expense. So unless they want payment in the form of dinosaur s---, they are s--- out of luck.

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The final panel to this comic has been removed. Ive made jokes about genocide, war, third world starvation, death, killing the elderly, sodomy, and infanticide, but apparently saying Every time the intemet does not perform as expected, I r--- the s--- out of my F5 key' was too offensive for many people. Ever since Daniel Tosh made an ass out of himself by making a s-----, unfunny r--- joke onstage, now anytime a comedi an says the word r--- everyone jumps out of their seats in protest. I don t want to eternally have to keep reading complaints about the final panel to this comic, so I've removed it. Apparently calling my F5 key a r--- victim is on the naughty word list by too many people. Nevermind the fact that I actually put my money where my mouth is and donated $1,000 of my own money to a battered women's group earlier this year, what appears to be more important to most people is that I strictly adhere to G-rated vocabulary. To all those who complained: thank you for censoring me. It worked. You can go back to reading The Family Circus now.

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