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COMET! WHAT IS A DINOSAURS LEAST FAVORITE REINDEER? The Oatmeal http//theoatmealcom
Zounds! I am undone! ARMAGEDDON OUTTA HERB 45,100.25... the Illuminati judge couldn't even spot me the quarter. Do you know hovw many late payments on a Prius I could make with that sort of money? Well the joke is on the litigation conspirators, I already spent all my money on Coprolite. The best part is that I am going to write it off on my taxes as a small business expense. So unless they want payment in the form of dinosaur s---, they are s--- out of luck.
Being a creature who perceives and presents such beauty one would expect the mantis shrimp to be some kind of undersea holy man, gracefully floating along the sea floor, high-fiving lobsters and blessing babies PUNCH POKE POKE POKE Gentlemen! Stop this fighting at oncel Your journey must be one of peace and love, not violence Now kiss each other on the mouth
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