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Tauren Paladin
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Tauren Lady Portrait
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Removing quests with storyline cutscenes for Patch 9.1 to make zero sense
![Byrhtnoth <of Lordaeron> 55 posts 2 17h 60 Human Warrior 17300 So, came back a couple weeks ago. Playing through the expansion in order, finished my covenant campaign, ready to start 9.1 content with the auto-added quest "The First Move." I start the quest and get fed the cutscene where Anduin attacks the Archon in Bastion. My response: "Wait. What? That can't be right. He hasn't been turned yet. What have I missed?" It turns out, quite a lot. After thirty minutes on Wowhead and piecing things together, it appears that when 9.1 dropped Blizz made an undocumented change and simply deleted the following quests from the game and marked them complete for everyone. 1. Explore Torghast 2. Remnants of Hope 3. Information for a Price 4. Torment Chamber: Jaina 5. Finding a Witness 6. Lest the Trail Go Cold 7. Torment Chamber: Thrall 8. Signs of the Lion 9. The Captive King 10. An Echo in the Darkness 11. The Highlord's Vision 12. A Mourneblade Born 13. The Jailer's Grasp I don't even know what to say in response to this. The whole purpose for me being in the Shadowlands in the first place is to rescue the faction leaders. Their kidnapping is what started this whole thing. Apart from the covenant storylines, the story of their rescue IS THE WHOLE STORY. And Blizz simply deleted it? In an undocumented change? EDIT: Opened a ticket. After several rounds of back and forth, finally got confirmation that these quests seem to have been intentionally removed in 9.1 in an undocumented change. Makes zero sense to me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/232/712/130.jpg)
![Byrhtnoth <of Lordaeron> 55 posts 2 17h 60 Human Warrior 17300 So, came back a couple weeks ago. Playing through the expansion in order, finished my covenant campaign, ready to start 9.1 content with the auto-added quest "The First Move." I start the quest and get fed the cutscene where Anduin attacks the Archon in Bastion. My response: "Wait. What? That can't be right. He hasn't been turned yet. What have I missed?" It turns out, quite a lot. After thirty minutes on Wowhead and piecing things together, it appears that when 9.1 dropped Blizz made an undocumented change and simply deleted the following quests from the game and marked them complete for everyone. 1. Explore Torghast 2. Remnants of Hope 3. Information for a Price 4. Torment Chamber: Jaina 5. Finding a Witness 6. Lest the Trail Go Cold 7. Torment Chamber: Thrall 8. Signs of the Lion 9. The Captive King 10. An Echo in the Darkness 11. The Highlord's Vision 12. A Mourneblade Born 13. The Jailer's Grasp I don't even know what to say in response to this. The whole purpose for me being in the Shadowlands in the first place is to rescue the faction leaders. Their kidnapping is what started this whole thing. Apart from the covenant storylines, the story of their rescue IS THE WHOLE STORY. And Blizz simply deleted it? In an undocumented change? EDIT: Opened a ticket. After several rounds of back and forth, finally got confirmation that these quests seem to have been intentionally removed in 9.1 in an undocumented change. Makes zero sense to me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/232/712/130.jpg)
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Replacing unique racial class gear with boring generic gear in Patch 9.1.5
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Furries defending /fart emote from being censored
![Negative Emotes Changed and Removed, Several Emotes Added in Patch 9.1.5 PTR posted 19 days ago by Wowhead Blizzard is continuing to update small aspects of Warcraft that may foster negativity between players. In the latest 9.1.5 PTR build, several negative emotes have been removed while others have been modified to be less intrusive when targeting players. In addition, several emotes have been added, mostly emphasizing positivity, such as magnificent and impressed. Other tweaks to legacy content on the Patch 9.1.5 PTR include modifying suggestive paintings, renaming the Love Rocket, and removing references to inappropriate former employees. W BIZZARD View Original * Blizzard User Interface and Accessibility • The "PvP talent is available" helptip will now only appear in War Mode and PVP instances. • Several emotes have been adjusted: o Drool, cough, burp, fart, whistle, spit, and moon no longer change when used while targeting a player. o Pounce and groan have been adjusted when used while targeting a player. o 4 new emotes have been added - Huzzah, magnificent, impressed, and wince. o Kick, stink, shake, and moan have been removed. • Developers' note: Some of these emotes seem to have harmless intentions at a glance, but when used while targeting another player, their intentions can turn unexpectedly suggestive or intrusive. We've made adjustments to these emotes with negative connotations towards another player, while also adding a few new ones. Don't suppress /fart - Expand /fart instead! General Discussion Karnage 1 post 17h Oct 7 45 Pandaren Death Knight 140 1/ 43 I understand taking out the part about brushing up against someone else to unleash a payload of natural gas, Oct 7 because that's invasive and feels uncomfortable. But what if instead of just qutting the /fart emote, we expand its utility and entertainment value? Allow modifiers to determine the quality of the /fart. • /fart chunky: Releases a chunky fart that is accompanied by a thick green mist effect. • /fart smooth: A smooth fart with a much lighter mist, perhaps even a slight cooling sensation. • /fart silent: There would be no emote attribution, but a fart cloud would appear in the area. • /fart deadly: A minor AoE effect that can cause dizziness and the puking animation from excessive alcohol consumption. • /fart sonar: Let characters with excellent hearing echo-locate hidden items and secret passages with this 2h ago command. The possibilities are endless. Don't let this wonderful emote die with so much untapped potential. Thank you. The /fart emote was important to the furry community please consider reinstating * General Discussion Snoofer oposts 4m 10 Vulpera Rogue 9430 raises paw um.. hewwo, I would like blizzard to reconsider removing /fart. as a vulpera there is no greater joy than a Tauren /farting on your and taking a big snoof with my long vulperan snoot Owo Speaking on behalf of the furry community I know I'm not the only one who feels the same. Thank you, Snoofer](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/227/541/862.png)
![Negative Emotes Changed and Removed, Several Emotes Added in Patch 9.1.5 PTR posted 19 days ago by Wowhead Blizzard is continuing to update small aspects of Warcraft that may foster negativity between players. In the latest 9.1.5 PTR build, several negative emotes have been removed while others have been modified to be less intrusive when targeting players. In addition, several emotes have been added, mostly emphasizing positivity, such as magnificent and impressed. Other tweaks to legacy content on the Patch 9.1.5 PTR include modifying suggestive paintings, renaming the Love Rocket, and removing references to inappropriate former employees. W BIZZARD View Original * Blizzard User Interface and Accessibility • The "PvP talent is available" helptip will now only appear in War Mode and PVP instances. • Several emotes have been adjusted: o Drool, cough, burp, fart, whistle, spit, and moon no longer change when used while targeting a player. o Pounce and groan have been adjusted when used while targeting a player. o 4 new emotes have been added - Huzzah, magnificent, impressed, and wince. o Kick, stink, shake, and moan have been removed. • Developers' note: Some of these emotes seem to have harmless intentions at a glance, but when used while targeting another player, their intentions can turn unexpectedly suggestive or intrusive. We've made adjustments to these emotes with negative connotations towards another player, while also adding a few new ones. Don't suppress /fart - Expand /fart instead! General Discussion Karnage 1 post 17h Oct 7 45 Pandaren Death Knight 140 1/ 43 I understand taking out the part about brushing up against someone else to unleash a payload of natural gas, Oct 7 because that's invasive and feels uncomfortable. But what if instead of just qutting the /fart emote, we expand its utility and entertainment value? Allow modifiers to determine the quality of the /fart. • /fart chunky: Releases a chunky fart that is accompanied by a thick green mist effect. • /fart smooth: A smooth fart with a much lighter mist, perhaps even a slight cooling sensation. • /fart silent: There would be no emote attribution, but a fart cloud would appear in the area. • /fart deadly: A minor AoE effect that can cause dizziness and the puking animation from excessive alcohol consumption. • /fart sonar: Let characters with excellent hearing echo-locate hidden items and secret passages with this 2h ago command. The possibilities are endless. Don't let this wonderful emote die with so much untapped potential. Thank you. The /fart emote was important to the furry community please consider reinstating * General Discussion Snoofer oposts 4m 10 Vulpera Rogue 9430 raises paw um.. hewwo, I would like blizzard to reconsider removing /fart. as a vulpera there is no greater joy than a Tauren /farting on your and taking a big snoof with my long vulperan snoot Owo Speaking on behalf of the furry community I know I'm not the only one who feels the same. Thank you, Snoofer](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/227/541/862.png)
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Censoring references and innuendos in Patch 9.1.5 to please Madeleine Roux
![SHADO WS RISING Madeleine RouxO Authorous PTR Patch 9.1.5 Madeleine Roux <Conflict Essayist> Congrats, ugly white men, Mad Max: Fury Road is now our immediate future. 12:19 AM-Nov 201-Twitter for Android Follow Madeleine Roux O Authorou Madeleine Roux Shadowlands Replying to otscoblades Authoroux Madeleine Roux O A Outhoroux White people must be stopped 1122 PM - Nov 28, 2018- Twitter for Andrid Oh white men. Are you sad? Are you impotent? Are you desperate for validation u don't deserve? Madeleine RoxO thorou Jan 29, 2019 Ted Bundy Wasnt Special Or Smart. He Was Just White. yahoo.com/ifestyle ned via rahoolifestyle 111 AM Now 2016- Twitter for Andrnid Madeleine Roux O GAuthorous Dear White Men, Madeleine RouxO DAuthoroux Get your f------ s--- in order. things i do not want this election cycle: old white man Sincerely, energy Me 106 PM- Apr 26, 2019 Twitner Web Client 1203 AM Nov R, 2016 Twitter for Android Madeleine Roux OAuthorous O Garroshar dgarroshar Replying to bario written by a white dude, sh-sh-shocking Reptying to Authorour I seriously hope that Blizzard will never give you power to integrate your hatred towards white men in World of Warcraft. 647 PM Jul 17. 2017 Twitter Web Client Madeicine Roux O Shadeowlandse BAuthoroux Good thing you got rid of those references to past developers and all those /silly and /flirt voice lines O Mateee e shatwtn o Repiying to umimitedLACK Ogamorhar and gmiketheitguy e eAC O Be Theres a real simple solution: go play something else Theres a real simple solution: go play something else Wouldn't want an homage to a disgusting human being in your game- A -twtne 242 AM Aug 29, 2020 - Teter for Android or people saying offensive things](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/226/396/d08.jpg)
![SHADO WS RISING Madeleine RouxO Authorous PTR Patch 9.1.5 Madeleine Roux <Conflict Essayist> Congrats, ugly white men, Mad Max: Fury Road is now our immediate future. 12:19 AM-Nov 201-Twitter for Android Follow Madeleine Roux O Authorou Madeleine Roux Shadowlands Replying to otscoblades Authoroux Madeleine Roux O A Outhoroux White people must be stopped 1122 PM - Nov 28, 2018- Twitter for Andrid Oh white men. Are you sad? Are you impotent? Are you desperate for validation u don't deserve? Madeleine RoxO thorou Jan 29, 2019 Ted Bundy Wasnt Special Or Smart. He Was Just White. yahoo.com/ifestyle ned via rahoolifestyle 111 AM Now 2016- Twitter for Andrnid Madeleine Roux O GAuthorous Dear White Men, Madeleine RouxO DAuthoroux Get your f------ s--- in order. things i do not want this election cycle: old white man Sincerely, energy Me 106 PM- Apr 26, 2019 Twitner Web Client 1203 AM Nov R, 2016 Twitter for Android Madeleine Roux OAuthorous O Garroshar dgarroshar Replying to bario written by a white dude, sh-sh-shocking Reptying to Authorour I seriously hope that Blizzard will never give you power to integrate your hatred towards white men in World of Warcraft. 647 PM Jul 17. 2017 Twitter Web Client Madeicine Roux O Shadeowlandse BAuthoroux Good thing you got rid of those references to past developers and all those /silly and /flirt voice lines O Mateee e shatwtn o Repiying to umimitedLACK Ogamorhar and gmiketheitguy e eAC O Be Theres a real simple solution: go play something else Theres a real simple solution: go play something else Wouldn't want an homage to a disgusting human being in your game- A -twtne 242 AM Aug 29, 2020 - Teter for Android or people saying offensive things](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/226/396/d08.jpg)
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Finkle Einhorn censored and renamed for Patch 9.1.5
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Post Workout Yrel
![Artist is Sprektomegancai, also goes by nofret.
"Anons Drawthread Request":https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/027/227/010/large/no-fret-sweatyrel.jpg?1590951102](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/223/002/d9b.png)
![Artist is Sprektomegancai, also goes by nofret.
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Chad Alliance Purging the Foxy Filth of the Horde!
![J: Omfg there is an Alliance in Orgrimmar only 18:33:30 [ killing Vulperas...here in Orgrimmar..and not the other races 18:33:33 18:33:50 save us. 18:33:53 18:34:07 18:34:23 OwO >:( "Jawn]: I know he just killed me UwU ·-ArgentDawn]: Good, Í was hoping for the Alliance to itDawn]: Woooow so Rwude UwU Dawn]: Omfg he just killed me again "Cries "Dawn]:Why aren't you fellow Horde help us Vulperas](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/222/988/d2f.jpg)
![J: Omfg there is an Alliance in Orgrimmar only 18:33:30 [ killing Vulperas...here in Orgrimmar..and not the other races 18:33:33 18:33:50 save us. 18:33:53 18:34:07 18:34:23 OwO >:( "Jawn]: I know he just killed me UwU ·-ArgentDawn]: Good, Í was hoping for the Alliance to itDawn]: Woooow so Rwude UwU Dawn]: Omfg he just killed me again "Cries "Dawn]:Why aren't you fellow Horde help us Vulperas](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/222/988/d2f.jpg)
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You want some Copium?
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A short moment of peace
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Winter Tauren Gal
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More "offensive content" removed from WoW
![Jokes and Flirts Removed From Player Characters In order to better show which lines were removed from each race in total, we've combined the two lists, with jokes written in blue and flirts in pink. As seen below, the extent of the changes vary between race and gender, leaving some characters with as little as two voice lines to cycle between, though we do Lightforged Draenei Female not yet know if any additions will be made to replace those removed. A full list of jokes and flirts in the live version of the game can be found following the • Have you seen Prophet Velen's new dance? He calls it the 'Mac'Areena'! links, but are too expansive to list here. • When in doubt. touch anything that glows. • Let's go back to my ship and twist our nethers. • I admire a soldier who can... remain... at attention. Blood Elf Male • Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Mechagnome Male Blood Elf Female • Why yes, I do have a vibrate setting! Why does everyone keep asking? • So I went to this troll spa the other day and I wound up with dreadlocks and a frigging bone in my nose! I mean come on! Who PAYS for that? • So you mean I'm stuck with this hair color?! Mechagnome Female • Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? • I used to be a ten, but then I upgraded to an eleven. Normally, I only ride on epic mounts... But, let's talk. Nightborne Male Blood Elf Demon Hunter Male • Mmmm, I wanna tap that ley line. • Are you sure you're not part-demon? I find myself wanting to stalk you. • I hope you like tattoos, because they're permanent. If you don't believe me, you could try rubbing them off. Nightborne Female Blood Elf Demon Hunter Female • Is that an illusion in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? • There's no area denial in this raid. • Of course these are real. You...mean the tattoos, right? Night Elf Male Dark Iron Dwarf Male • I hope you're not afraid of snakes. • Interested in joining the mile deep club? Night Elf Female Draenei Male • Oh, look, I'm dancing again! (Darkly) I hope all your friends are enjoying the show... • When we arrived here I lost many jewels that had been in my family for generations. If you could get your hands on my family jewels I would be deeply • Sure, I've got exotic piercings. appreciative. • Would you be offended if I said that you had a beautiful transgoto? The other one, that's not bad either. Orc Male Draenei Female • That armor looks good on you. It would look even better on my floor. • Um... You look like a lady. • Yes, they are real, and they can cut glass. • I want you to *lick and splat* my *gurgling noises* *slurping noises* Orc Female Dwarf Male • What's estrogen? Can you eat it? • Oh, I'm having a wardrobe malfunction! ('twang') Ooo, there's me hammer. • You look pretty, I like your hair, here's a drink.. Are you ready now? • I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I'm slightly damp. Pandaren Male • Yeah, I would tap dat keg. • Hey, hot stuff. Want to try breeding in captivity? Dwarf Female • Nice pants. What's the drop rate? • No they're not real, but thank noticing. . Неy gc eous. Wanna try crane position? Oh no... For you, monkey style. • It's like my father always used to say: 'Shut up, and get out.' My Uncle has brass balls, no really! Pandaren Female • I give myself a Dutch oven pedicure every night. I've got no foot fungus at all. My toes are pristine. • Oh, I've never done THAT before.. Uh... You're not doing it right... • I'll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs. • Let me show you my kung fu grip. Gnome Male Tauren Male • I'd like to give a shout out to my boys in Gnomeregan. Keeping it real Big-T, Snoop-Pup and Little Dees. Y'all are short, but you're real, baby! • Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies. • I know it seems strange, but l'm practically a cow. So why am I wearing leather? Goblin Male • Free rides for the ladies. • Yeah. He told me to tie her up and do whatever I wanted to her... so I took her stereo! • Y'know, older bulls really only have one function. • Ever rode a rocket before? Mine's huge. • I like my women the way I like my fuses: Short, fast and ready to blow. • I got what you need. *sound of zipper* Tauren Female • One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor. • I've got big, soulful eyes, long eyelashes and a wet tongue. What more could a guy want? Goblin Female • I'm a modern goblin woman. Independent? I still let men do nice things to me. But I stopped giving them any credit. Troll Male • I'm a free spirit. I don't like to be tied down. What? You mean literally? Oh no... totally into that. • Out of the way, you nobgoblin! • I'm short and good with my hands.. how can you resist? • I've got a shrunken head: I just came out of the pool. • I heard if you cut off an extremity it'll regenerate a little bigger. Don't believe it. • Is that your wallet? Or are you just glad to see me? Both I hope! • I like my women dumpy and droopy with halitosis. • So then, he asked me to go up on him! • Want some of my jungle love? Highmountain Tauren Male Troll Female • Trust me... I have experience at exploring deep places. • When enraged, and in heat, a female troll can mate over 80 times in one night. Be you prepared? Highmountain Tauren Female Undead Male • Are you staring at my rack? • Once you go dead, you never go back. • You don't need to be from the Skyhorn tribe to join the mile high club. Undead Female Human Male • Yes, they're REAL! They're not mine, but they're real! • Us undead girls really know how to have a good time, because after all, what's the worst thing that could happen? • A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!" and I said 'Relax man, you're too tense!" King Ymiron The former Vrykul king of the Dragonflayer clan was first featured as a boss loyal to the Lich King in Utgarde Pinnacle (Wrath of the Lich King), before returning as a minion of Helya in the Maw of Souls (Legion). Following his second defeat, Warrior players were able to loot Ymiron's Broken Blade, which was then delivered to Odyn in order to "recruit" Ymiron as a Order Hall champion. While Odyn considered the traitorous king unworthy of the Halls of Valor, the quest leads him to be convinced to bind Ymiron's soul, forcing him to serve for the rest of eternity. Later found resurrected inside the Skyhold, repeatedly clicking on Ymiron causes him to become increasingly disgruntled with the player and his fate - the final line being a censored profanity laced tirade, which is now removed in Patch 9.1.5. Human Female • Why does everyone automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking? • I like to fart in the tub. CURSE YOU! CURSE YOUR MOTHER! I WILL **** BITE YOUR **** HEAD DOWN, DOWN YOUR *** THROAT, YOU ****! ODYN HIMSELF WOULD **** YOU ONTO THE GROUND!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/216/321/5af.png)
![Jokes and Flirts Removed From Player Characters In order to better show which lines were removed from each race in total, we've combined the two lists, with jokes written in blue and flirts in pink. As seen below, the extent of the changes vary between race and gender, leaving some characters with as little as two voice lines to cycle between, though we do Lightforged Draenei Female not yet know if any additions will be made to replace those removed. A full list of jokes and flirts in the live version of the game can be found following the • Have you seen Prophet Velen's new dance? He calls it the 'Mac'Areena'! links, but are too expansive to list here. • When in doubt. touch anything that glows. • Let's go back to my ship and twist our nethers. • I admire a soldier who can... remain... at attention. Blood Elf Male • Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Mechagnome Male Blood Elf Female • Why yes, I do have a vibrate setting! Why does everyone keep asking? • So I went to this troll spa the other day and I wound up with dreadlocks and a frigging bone in my nose! I mean come on! Who PAYS for that? • So you mean I'm stuck with this hair color?! Mechagnome Female • Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? • I used to be a ten, but then I upgraded to an eleven. Normally, I only ride on epic mounts... But, let's talk. Nightborne Male Blood Elf Demon Hunter Male • Mmmm, I wanna tap that ley line. • Are you sure you're not part-demon? I find myself wanting to stalk you. • I hope you like tattoos, because they're permanent. If you don't believe me, you could try rubbing them off. Nightborne Female Blood Elf Demon Hunter Female • Is that an illusion in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? • There's no area denial in this raid. • Of course these are real. You...mean the tattoos, right? Night Elf Male Dark Iron Dwarf Male • I hope you're not afraid of snakes. • Interested in joining the mile deep club? Night Elf Female Draenei Male • Oh, look, I'm dancing again! (Darkly) I hope all your friends are enjoying the show... • When we arrived here I lost many jewels that had been in my family for generations. If you could get your hands on my family jewels I would be deeply • Sure, I've got exotic piercings. appreciative. • Would you be offended if I said that you had a beautiful transgoto? The other one, that's not bad either. Orc Male Draenei Female • That armor looks good on you. It would look even better on my floor. • Um... You look like a lady. • Yes, they are real, and they can cut glass. • I want you to *lick and splat* my *gurgling noises* *slurping noises* Orc Female Dwarf Male • What's estrogen? Can you eat it? • Oh, I'm having a wardrobe malfunction! ('twang') Ooo, there's me hammer. • You look pretty, I like your hair, here's a drink.. Are you ready now? • I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I'm slightly damp. Pandaren Male • Yeah, I would tap dat keg. • Hey, hot stuff. Want to try breeding in captivity? Dwarf Female • Nice pants. What's the drop rate? • No they're not real, but thank noticing. . Неy gc eous. Wanna try crane position? Oh no... For you, monkey style. • It's like my father always used to say: 'Shut up, and get out.' My Uncle has brass balls, no really! Pandaren Female • I give myself a Dutch oven pedicure every night. I've got no foot fungus at all. My toes are pristine. • Oh, I've never done THAT before.. Uh... You're not doing it right... • I'll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs. • Let me show you my kung fu grip. Gnome Male Tauren Male • I'd like to give a shout out to my boys in Gnomeregan. Keeping it real Big-T, Snoop-Pup and Little Dees. Y'all are short, but you're real, baby! • Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies. • I know it seems strange, but l'm practically a cow. So why am I wearing leather? Goblin Male • Free rides for the ladies. • Yeah. He told me to tie her up and do whatever I wanted to her... so I took her stereo! • Y'know, older bulls really only have one function. • Ever rode a rocket before? Mine's huge. • I like my women the way I like my fuses: Short, fast and ready to blow. • I got what you need. *sound of zipper* Tauren Female • One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor. • I've got big, soulful eyes, long eyelashes and a wet tongue. What more could a guy want? Goblin Female • I'm a modern goblin woman. Independent? I still let men do nice things to me. But I stopped giving them any credit. Troll Male • I'm a free spirit. I don't like to be tied down. What? You mean literally? Oh no... totally into that. • Out of the way, you nobgoblin! • I'm short and good with my hands.. how can you resist? • I've got a shrunken head: I just came out of the pool. • I heard if you cut off an extremity it'll regenerate a little bigger. Don't believe it. • Is that your wallet? Or are you just glad to see me? Both I hope! • I like my women dumpy and droopy with halitosis. • So then, he asked me to go up on him! • Want some of my jungle love? Highmountain Tauren Male Troll Female • Trust me... I have experience at exploring deep places. • When enraged, and in heat, a female troll can mate over 80 times in one night. Be you prepared? Highmountain Tauren Female Undead Male • Are you staring at my rack? • Once you go dead, you never go back. • You don't need to be from the Skyhorn tribe to join the mile high club. Undead Female Human Male • Yes, they're REAL! They're not mine, but they're real! • Us undead girls really know how to have a good time, because after all, what's the worst thing that could happen? • A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!" and I said 'Relax man, you're too tense!" King Ymiron The former Vrykul king of the Dragonflayer clan was first featured as a boss loyal to the Lich King in Utgarde Pinnacle (Wrath of the Lich King), before returning as a minion of Helya in the Maw of Souls (Legion). Following his second defeat, Warrior players were able to loot Ymiron's Broken Blade, which was then delivered to Odyn in order to "recruit" Ymiron as a Order Hall champion. While Odyn considered the traitorous king unworthy of the Halls of Valor, the quest leads him to be convinced to bind Ymiron's soul, forcing him to serve for the rest of eternity. Later found resurrected inside the Skyhold, repeatedly clicking on Ymiron causes him to become increasingly disgruntled with the player and his fate - the final line being a censored profanity laced tirade, which is now removed in Patch 9.1.5. Human Female • Why does everyone automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking? • I like to fart in the tub. CURSE YOU! CURSE YOUR MOTHER! I WILL **** BITE YOUR **** HEAD DOWN, DOWN YOUR *** THROAT, YOU ****! ODYN HIMSELF WOULD **** YOU ONTO THE GROUND!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/216/321/5af.png)
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![Some Flirts and Jokes Removed on the PTR, Fathom Dweller Available in NA, DLC #791 Some Flirts and Jokes Removed on the PTR Redditor Tengenflare has noticed that some flirts and jokes have been removed from the game on the 9.1.5 PTR. Edit: More races have had their flirts and jokes removed, you can see the full list in this spreadsheet made by keyboardturner. MMO. Originally Posted by Tengenflare Removed Flirts Pandaren Female: "Let me show you my kung fu grip" "Oh, I've never done THAT before.. Uh... You're not doing it right..." Pandaren Male: "Hey gorgeous. Wanna try crane position? Oh no... For you, monkey style." "Nice pants. What's the drop rate?" "Yeah, I would tap dat keg. "Hey, hot stuff. Want to try breeding in captivity?" Dwarf Female: "I'll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs." Dwarf Male: "I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I'm slightly damp." Female Worgen: (None) Male Worgen: (None) Male Tauren: "Free rides for the ladies." "Y'know, older bulls really only have one function." Female Tauren: "I've got big, soulful eyes, long eyelashes and a wet tongue. What more could a guy want?" Removed Jokes Pandaren Female: (None) Pandaren Male: (None) Dwarf Female: "No they're not real, but thanks for noticing." "It's like my father always used to say: 'Shut up, and get out.' " "My Uncle has brass balls, no really!" "I give myself a Dutch oven pedicure every night. I've got no foot fungus at all. My toes are pristine." Dwarf Male: "('Rip!') "Oh, I'm having a wardrobe malfunction! ('twang') Ooo, there's me hammer." Female Worgen: (None) Male Worgen: (None) Male Tauren: "Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies." Female Tauren: "One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/216/142/607.png)
![Some Flirts and Jokes Removed on the PTR, Fathom Dweller Available in NA, DLC #791 Some Flirts and Jokes Removed on the PTR Redditor Tengenflare has noticed that some flirts and jokes have been removed from the game on the 9.1.5 PTR. Edit: More races have had their flirts and jokes removed, you can see the full list in this spreadsheet made by keyboardturner. MMO. Originally Posted by Tengenflare Removed Flirts Pandaren Female: "Let me show you my kung fu grip" "Oh, I've never done THAT before.. Uh... You're not doing it right..." Pandaren Male: "Hey gorgeous. Wanna try crane position? Oh no... For you, monkey style." "Nice pants. What's the drop rate?" "Yeah, I would tap dat keg. "Hey, hot stuff. Want to try breeding in captivity?" Dwarf Female: "I'll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs." Dwarf Male: "I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I'm slightly damp." Female Worgen: (None) Male Worgen: (None) Male Tauren: "Free rides for the ladies." "Y'know, older bulls really only have one function." Female Tauren: "I've got big, soulful eyes, long eyelashes and a wet tongue. What more could a guy want?" Removed Jokes Pandaren Female: (None) Pandaren Male: (None) Dwarf Female: "No they're not real, but thanks for noticing." "It's like my father always used to say: 'Shut up, and get out.' " "My Uncle has brass balls, no really!" "I give myself a Dutch oven pedicure every night. I've got no foot fungus at all. My toes are pristine." Dwarf Male: "('Rip!') "Oh, I'm having a wardrobe malfunction! ('twang') Ooo, there's me hammer." Female Worgen: (None) Male Worgen: (None) Male Tauren: "Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies." Female Tauren: "One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/216/142/607.png)
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References and innuendo removed from WoW
![References and Innuendos Changed or Removed Throughout World of Warcraft PTR posted 2 days ago by Archimtiros While a PTR usually focuses on new content, Patch 9.1.5 testing has been the subject of widespread attention after revealing changes to some very old and sometimes obscure parts of the game. Following Blizzard's statement on updating references within World of Warcraft, which called the updates part of a company-wide effort to update parts of the game which were outdated and inconsistent with their values, we took a deeper look at the PTR to find out what else has changed throughout the game. W BILZZARD Blue Tracker| Official Post X Blizzard Goofy jokes and occasional mature innuendos are part of WoW, and probably always will be. Still, we want to remain mindful of whether certain elements of that world are welcoming to all players. In short, we want our jokes to be inclusive and not punch down. Den of Mortal Delights - Black Temple (Burning Crusade) Players were quick to check out the Black Temple's Den of Mortal Delights after our report that Karazhan had been updated to include male versions of many mob types, finding many of the same changes present inside llidan's fortress on Outland. On live servers, the harem is almost entirely populated by female courtesans and concubines, but many of these now include male versions and several of the NPCS have been renamed to appear somewhat less licentious. While changes do not eradicate the theme entirely, it does change the atmosphere - no longer are the women all working courtesans enthralling the few men found within the area. • Temple Concubine is now the gender neutral Temple Acolyte. Charming Courtesan is now the gender netural Charming Patron. • Spellbound Attendant were previously one of the only male models in the Den, is now Ardent Host. • Enslaved Servant, one of the other male models, are now called Devoted Steward. Some of the demons located within the Den and on the way to Mother Shaahraz have also been renamed, though rather than aiming for inclusivity, the changes appear to be for the sake of consistency - now referring to all Succubus as Priestess and the Shivara as Mistress. • Sister of Pleasure is now Priestess of Delight. • Sister of Pain is now Priestess of Torment. • Priestess of Delight is now Mistress of Woe. • Priestess of Dementia is now Mistress of Torment. Sons of Hodir - The Storm Peaks (Wrath of the Lich King) Unlike the Black Temple or Karazhan, the all-male faction of Ice isn't being made more diverse by replacing the quartermaster with a female or being renamed to the Sons and Daughters of Hodir, but many of the quests that players may remember grinding day in and out to unlock exalted shoulder enchants have been renamed to avoid various sexual innuendos. Turns out, the Sons of Hodir have a pretty bawdy sense of humor! • ! Blowing Hodir's Horn is now Hodir's Call. • ! Mounting Hodir's Helm is now Placing Hodir's Helm. • ! Raising Hodir's Spear is now Forging Hodir's Spear. ! Thrusting Hodir's Spear is now How to Slay Your Dragon. • ! Polishing the Helm is now A Viscious Cleaning. • ! Jormuttar is Soo Fat... is now Culling Jorcuttar. • The sole NPC change, Jormuttar has also been renamed Jorcuttar in line with the quest above. Eredath - Argus (Legion) It should come as no surprise that several item, quest, and NPC references across Argus have been changed, following the renaming of the Draenei capital Mac'Aree to Eredath in order to disassociate from former employee Jesse McCree. • ! Mac'Aree, Jewel of Argus is now Eredath, Jewel of Argus. • Z The Purple Hills of Mac'Aree, along with its various pages and chapters, all now refer to Eredath. Argus catch up gear catch up gear, such as 7 Mac'Aree Lightseeker's Chestpiece and O Mac'Aree Vigilant's Redoubt, are all named for Eredath. • The Argus follower equipment, Mac'Aree Armor Set, also now refers to Eredath. Other References and Innuendos While they don't fall into the common sections outlined above, we've found several other individual item, quest, and NPC references which have been changed across the game. While some of these are expected changes which remove references to former employees, others adjust innuendos along the same lines as the Big Love Rocket being renamed X-45 Heartbreaker. Quests • The Great Fras Siabi has already been renamed ! The Great Ezra Grimm on live servers. • ! Opening the Backdoor is now Cell Block Tango. • ! Going Bearback is now Bearly Hanging On. • ! ? Got Wood? is now Got Lumber? • ! Just the Tip is now A Strange Disc. • ! ? Nothin' Says Lovin' Like a Big Stinger is now The Respect of Another. • ! Premature Explosionation is now Exploding Through. • ! O Patrice Lancaster Sends Word is now The Chief Surgeon. • ! ? Meet With Avaros Dawnglaive is now Follow the Sun. • ! Camel Tow is now Camelraderie. • ! A Case of Crabs is now Crate of Crab Meat. Items • 7 Wirt's Third Leg is now Southsea Lamp. • 7 Diana's Pearl Necklace is now Nacreous Shell Necklace. O The "D" Ring is now Commemorative K3 Expedition Ring. Tweedle's Tiny Package is now Tweedle's Tiny Parcel. Case of Crabs is now Crate of Crab Meat. A Wu-Lai, Bladed Fan of the Consorts is now Wu-Lai, Bladed Fan of the Empyreans. • Foror's Crate of Endless Resist Gear Storage has already been renamed TA Very Large Bag on live servers, though it's worth pointing out that this item is unobtainable and was only found on premade characters during the original Burning Crusade PTR. NPCS Jessera of Mac'Aree has already been renamed Maatparm. Charles Etienne has already been renamed Charles Etienne. • Luis Barriga is now Wayneth Antonius. • Scarlet Lord Jesseriah McCree is now Scarlet Lord Borugh. • Crafticus Mindbender is now Tomas Riogain. Jenny McCree is now Yasmina Nerossa. • Crafticus Mindbender is now Magister Langley. Cheng Lish is now Ding'le. • Damsel by the Shore is now Dweller by the Shore. • Damsel in the Cliffs is now Dweller in the Cliffs. • Damsel of the North is now Dweller of the North. Spanks is now Nanners. • Master Baiter is now Jiang Ziya. Interestingly, the Chinese noble Jiang Ziya is the subject of an 11th century BC proverb, "Grand Duke Jiang goes fishing- a willing person takes the bait" (AANA - DZ), which expresses a uniquely patient method of fishing by hanging a straight hook three feet above the water with no bait. Like fish rising to his line, it refers to a victim willfully allowing themselves be caught in a trap.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/215/220/80f.png)
![References and Innuendos Changed or Removed Throughout World of Warcraft PTR posted 2 days ago by Archimtiros While a PTR usually focuses on new content, Patch 9.1.5 testing has been the subject of widespread attention after revealing changes to some very old and sometimes obscure parts of the game. Following Blizzard's statement on updating references within World of Warcraft, which called the updates part of a company-wide effort to update parts of the game which were outdated and inconsistent with their values, we took a deeper look at the PTR to find out what else has changed throughout the game. W BILZZARD Blue Tracker| Official Post X Blizzard Goofy jokes and occasional mature innuendos are part of WoW, and probably always will be. Still, we want to remain mindful of whether certain elements of that world are welcoming to all players. In short, we want our jokes to be inclusive and not punch down. Den of Mortal Delights - Black Temple (Burning Crusade) Players were quick to check out the Black Temple's Den of Mortal Delights after our report that Karazhan had been updated to include male versions of many mob types, finding many of the same changes present inside llidan's fortress on Outland. On live servers, the harem is almost entirely populated by female courtesans and concubines, but many of these now include male versions and several of the NPCS have been renamed to appear somewhat less licentious. While changes do not eradicate the theme entirely, it does change the atmosphere - no longer are the women all working courtesans enthralling the few men found within the area. • Temple Concubine is now the gender neutral Temple Acolyte. Charming Courtesan is now the gender netural Charming Patron. • Spellbound Attendant were previously one of the only male models in the Den, is now Ardent Host. • Enslaved Servant, one of the other male models, are now called Devoted Steward. Some of the demons located within the Den and on the way to Mother Shaahraz have also been renamed, though rather than aiming for inclusivity, the changes appear to be for the sake of consistency - now referring to all Succubus as Priestess and the Shivara as Mistress. • Sister of Pleasure is now Priestess of Delight. • Sister of Pain is now Priestess of Torment. • Priestess of Delight is now Mistress of Woe. • Priestess of Dementia is now Mistress of Torment. Sons of Hodir - The Storm Peaks (Wrath of the Lich King) Unlike the Black Temple or Karazhan, the all-male faction of Ice isn't being made more diverse by replacing the quartermaster with a female or being renamed to the Sons and Daughters of Hodir, but many of the quests that players may remember grinding day in and out to unlock exalted shoulder enchants have been renamed to avoid various sexual innuendos. Turns out, the Sons of Hodir have a pretty bawdy sense of humor! • ! Blowing Hodir's Horn is now Hodir's Call. • ! Mounting Hodir's Helm is now Placing Hodir's Helm. • ! Raising Hodir's Spear is now Forging Hodir's Spear. ! Thrusting Hodir's Spear is now How to Slay Your Dragon. • ! Polishing the Helm is now A Viscious Cleaning. • ! Jormuttar is Soo Fat... is now Culling Jorcuttar. • The sole NPC change, Jormuttar has also been renamed Jorcuttar in line with the quest above. Eredath - Argus (Legion) It should come as no surprise that several item, quest, and NPC references across Argus have been changed, following the renaming of the Draenei capital Mac'Aree to Eredath in order to disassociate from former employee Jesse McCree. • ! Mac'Aree, Jewel of Argus is now Eredath, Jewel of Argus. • Z The Purple Hills of Mac'Aree, along with its various pages and chapters, all now refer to Eredath. Argus catch up gear catch up gear, such as 7 Mac'Aree Lightseeker's Chestpiece and O Mac'Aree Vigilant's Redoubt, are all named for Eredath. • The Argus follower equipment, Mac'Aree Armor Set, also now refers to Eredath. Other References and Innuendos While they don't fall into the common sections outlined above, we've found several other individual item, quest, and NPC references which have been changed across the game. While some of these are expected changes which remove references to former employees, others adjust innuendos along the same lines as the Big Love Rocket being renamed X-45 Heartbreaker. Quests • The Great Fras Siabi has already been renamed ! The Great Ezra Grimm on live servers. • ! Opening the Backdoor is now Cell Block Tango. • ! Going Bearback is now Bearly Hanging On. • ! ? Got Wood? is now Got Lumber? • ! Just the Tip is now A Strange Disc. • ! ? Nothin' Says Lovin' Like a Big Stinger is now The Respect of Another. • ! Premature Explosionation is now Exploding Through. • ! O Patrice Lancaster Sends Word is now The Chief Surgeon. • ! ? Meet With Avaros Dawnglaive is now Follow the Sun. • ! Camel Tow is now Camelraderie. • ! A Case of Crabs is now Crate of Crab Meat. Items • 7 Wirt's Third Leg is now Southsea Lamp. • 7 Diana's Pearl Necklace is now Nacreous Shell Necklace. O The "D" Ring is now Commemorative K3 Expedition Ring. Tweedle's Tiny Package is now Tweedle's Tiny Parcel. Case of Crabs is now Crate of Crab Meat. A Wu-Lai, Bladed Fan of the Consorts is now Wu-Lai, Bladed Fan of the Empyreans. • Foror's Crate of Endless Resist Gear Storage has already been renamed TA Very Large Bag on live servers, though it's worth pointing out that this item is unobtainable and was only found on premade characters during the original Burning Crusade PTR. NPCS Jessera of Mac'Aree has already been renamed Maatparm. Charles Etienne has already been renamed Charles Etienne. • Luis Barriga is now Wayneth Antonius. • Scarlet Lord Jesseriah McCree is now Scarlet Lord Borugh. • Crafticus Mindbender is now Tomas Riogain. Jenny McCree is now Yasmina Nerossa. • Crafticus Mindbender is now Magister Langley. Cheng Lish is now Ding'le. • Damsel by the Shore is now Dweller by the Shore. • Damsel in the Cliffs is now Dweller in the Cliffs. • Damsel of the North is now Dweller of the North. Spanks is now Nanners. • Master Baiter is now Jiang Ziya. Interestingly, the Chinese noble Jiang Ziya is the subject of an 11th century BC proverb, "Grand Duke Jiang goes fishing- a willing person takes the bait" (AANA - DZ), which expresses a uniquely patient method of fishing by hanging a straight hook three feet above the water with no bait. Like fish rising to his line, it refers to a victim willfully allowing themselves be caught in a trap.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/215/220/80f.png)
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![When you don't need to remove all innuendo from your game because your employees aren't sexual degenerates you've been secretly protecting for decades: amazon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/214/732/7d4.jpg)
![When you don't need to remove all innuendo from your game because your employees aren't sexual degenerates you've been secretly protecting for decades: amazon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/214/732/7d4.jpg)
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