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A product of the same old tactics that have always hooked Tumblr slash fandom and always will THE CHAD COUPLE Primay link between pair is one time in the first season they had an argument Is clearly built to get together with Kimberly A true trailblazer in the field of representation Pale skin to mark him as both protagonist and Has defeated Kimberl Brooks before, can do so One could go entire series without ever considering them a pair gain if desired Has to carry the personalty in their ship and that's a scary thoug Blander than bland Unflinchingly cool and skilled Spawned the worst shipping discourse since Harmony Turned out to be a purple space cat just to lure in erstwhile furries Aware of how relationships reallV wo Fans must pretend they have any real connection by tagging every post they appear together as "klance A power fantasy for bisexual creator Wedding rings forged by rainbow Uzo Aduba Twink build as seen in a thousand yaoi doujins Existence is a public display of affection Had to recycle his personality from ATLA Skintone is the lesbian pride fla Other Gems wish they could be as close with her Won't hold hands because it's gay ITi Perfect merging of butch and femme aesthetics Randomly hooked up with catgirl for no real reason Primary link between pair is one tim in the first season she sang a song about how she will always be together and is made from their love Actually better friends Has been together since the beginning of agriculture Shippers once held series hostage because creators were too apathetic Other WLW follow in her Is technically nonbinary representation Any pairing at this point would beentirely unplanned and solely to win over disgusted fanbase Entire countries recognize her status, one of which has been destroyed Surrounded by heterosexual pairings Fans feel no need to crusade, as perfection speaks for itself Is almost completely uninvolved in shipping discourse due to being universally recognized as Has been intended since earliest concept art Shiro's old roommate he may or may not have been in a relationship with
A product of the same old tactics that have always hooked Tumblr slash fandom and always will THE CHAD COUPLE Primay link between pair is one time in the first season they had an argument Is clearly built to get together with Kimberly A true trailblazer in the field of representation Pale skin to mark him as both protagonist and Has defeated Kimberl Brooks before, can do so One could go entire series without ever considering them a pair gain if desired Has to carry the personalty in their ship and that's a scary thoug Blander than bland Unflinchingly cool and skilled Spawned the worst shipping discourse since Harmony Turned out to be a purple space cat just to lure in erstwhile furries Aware of how relationships reallV wo Fans must pretend they have any real connection by tagging every post they appear together as "klance A power fantasy for bisexual creator Wedding rings forged by rainbow Uzo Aduba Twink build as seen in a thousand yaoi doujins Existence is a public display of affection Had to recycle his personality from ATLA Skintone is the lesbian pride fla Other Gems wish they could be as close with her Won't hold hands because it's gay ITi Perfect merging of butch and femme aesthetics Randomly hooked up with catgirl for no real reason Primary link between pair is one tim in the first season she sang a song about how she will always be together and is made from their love Actually better friends Has been together since the beginning of agriculture Shippers once held series hostage because creators were too apathetic Other WLW follow in her Is technically nonbinary representation Any pairing at this point would beentirely unplanned and solely to win over disgusted fanbase Entire countries recognize her status, one of which has been destroyed Surrounded by heterosexual pairings Fans feel no need to crusade, as perfection speaks for itself Is almost completely uninvolved in shipping discourse due to being universally recognized as Has been intended since earliest concept art Shiro's old roommate he may or may not have been in a relationship with

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The Virgin Puny God vs The Chad Mad Titan

THE CHAD MAD TITAN THE VIRGIN PUNY GOD 6'1ft tall.too short for a god Over 8ft tall in the MCu atleastU Muscular and ripped Always respected Not that much muscle t If Constantly humiliated Whoops Hulk's ass in less than a minute with his bare hands Gets his ass whooped by Hulk in less than a minute by getting tossed around like a rag doll Has his own army but gets defeated by a small group of superheroes Has his own army and managed to conquer thousands of planets Wouldn't be a problem for to have a sexual relationship because he's that handsome The only way for him to not be a virgin Would be turning into a female because nobody likes himm
THE CHAD MAD TITAN THE VIRGIN PUNY GOD 6'1ft tall.too short for a god Over 8ft tall in the MCu atleastU Muscular and ripped Always respected Not that much muscle t If Constantly humiliated Whoops Hulk's ass in less than a minute with his bare hands Gets his ass whooped by Hulk in less than a minute by getting tossed around like a rag doll Has his own army but gets defeated by a small group of superheroes Has his own army and managed to conquer thousands of planets Wouldn't be a problem for to have a sexual relationship because he's that handsome The only way for him to not be a virgin Would be turning into a female because nobody likes himm

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Hans Virgin vs Chadriarch by Garyfink17

needs to inject green s--- into his veins to live Dr Hans Virgin is a century old nazi a------ has three obvious weakspots needs to grab players to heal himself uses outdated ww2 guns uses lame exosuit THE CHADRIARCH cool glasses sees zeds as his children,a true family man implanted a rocket launcher and minigun onto his body weakspot is his arm and stomach mouth, shrugs off headshots like it's nothing carries healing syringes like a smart person experimented on himself because he's not a p---- funny.ce
needs to inject green s--- into his veins to live Dr Hans Virgin is a century old nazi a------ has three obvious weakspots needs to grab players to heal himself uses outdated ww2 guns uses lame exosuit THE CHADRIARCH cool glasses sees zeds as his children,a true family man implanted a rocket launcher and minigun onto his body weakspot is his arm and stomach mouth, shrugs off headshots like it's nothing carries healing syringes like a smart person experimented on himself because he's not a p---- funny.ce

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Virgin Lisa vs. Chad Bart

tHe VIRGIN LISA tHe CHAD BART firstborn son survived years of physical and psychological abusemost popular kid has no friends is spoiled, but won't admit it calls her dad "daddy" in school her episodes are as preachy, annoying and pretentious as she is is a feminist, yet still owns a Malibu Stacy collection his episodes are full of adventure and personal friends with his childhood idol at mu excitement only guys who like her are losers like Nelson always stressed "don't have a calls his dad "homer" stole her pearls from her mom and her hairdo from the baby cow, man!" has an unique style only likes the and Milhouse singlehandly ruined The Simpsons dated half the Springfield Elementary girls (technically including Ms. Krabappel) most iconic character after Homer listens to jazz vegan good ol' rock n' roll
tHe VIRGIN LISA tHe CHAD BART firstborn son survived years of physical and psychological abusemost popular kid has no friends is spoiled, but won't admit it calls her dad "daddy" in school her episodes are as preachy, annoying and pretentious as she is is a feminist, yet still owns a Malibu Stacy collection his episodes are full of adventure and personal friends with his childhood idol at mu excitement only guys who like her are losers like Nelson always stressed "don't have a calls his dad "homer" stole her pearls from her mom and her hairdo from the baby cow, man!" has an unique style only likes the and Milhouse singlehandly ruined The Simpsons dated half the Springfield Elementary girls (technically including Ms. Krabappel) most iconic character after Homer listens to jazz vegan good ol' rock n' roll

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Virgin Institute vs. Chad Big MT by TheAlphaLemon

The virgin Institute The Chad Big MT Creates synths to everything for them Created most feared animals on the planet Literally immortal Old and frail Barely above average IQ Awful looking clothes Hopelessly trys to restore humanity Undead soldiers Lobotimises everyone Useless gorillas Makes flimsy robots Perfect IQ Just uses Chad Player to do their bidding Has no need for clothes
The virgin Institute The Chad Big MT Creates synths to everything for them Created most feared animals on the planet Literally immortal Old and frail Barely above average IQ Awful looking clothes Hopelessly trys to restore humanity Undead soldiers Lobotimises everyone Useless gorillas Makes flimsy robots Perfect IQ Just uses Chad Player to do their bidding Has no need for clothes

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Virgin Lego Builder vs. Chad Architect

THE VIRGIN LEGO BUILDERTHE CHAD ARCHITECT Copies other peoples' building styles Completely original: wil not use a technique that has ever been used before Posts pictures of his creations on multiple websites, seeking attention Museums fight for the privilege to display his works OUCH Parts assemble through the sheer force of his will Buys all his parts online Goes out and buys sets that have the pieces he wants Barely has the finger strength to get pieces apart Explains everything so an infant could understand Uses elitist slang like MOC and SNOT Lets his builds get dusty on shelves Takes his models everywhere he goes
THE VIRGIN LEGO BUILDERTHE CHAD ARCHITECT Copies other peoples' building styles Completely original: wil not use a technique that has ever been used before Posts pictures of his creations on multiple websites, seeking attention Museums fight for the privilege to display his works OUCH Parts assemble through the sheer force of his will Buys all his parts online Goes out and buys sets that have the pieces he wants Barely has the finger strength to get pieces apart Explains everything so an infant could understand Uses elitist slang like MOC and SNOT Lets his builds get dusty on shelves Takes his models everywhere he goes

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Virgin Funko vs Beanie Chad

The Beanie Chad The Virgin Funko Some Beanies are often harder and even expensive to find. Very valuable with the tag. Are not articulate like a action figure. Very collectible that even adults collected them. Company is still going even after the toys are pretty much forgotten. Cheaply made. Figures have a souless eyes. Some figures can't even stand properly without a stand which are not very durable.
The Beanie Chad The Virgin Funko Some Beanies are often harder and even expensive to find. Very valuable with the tag. Are not articulate like a action figure. Very collectible that even adults collected them. Company is still going even after the toys are pretty much forgotten. Cheaply made. Figures have a souless eyes. Some figures can't even stand properly without a stand which are not very durable.

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KYM v /pol/

THE VIRGIN KYM USER THE CHAD /pol/ USER Wants to discuss politics in a meme website Discusses anime on a politics website Asks 'how is this a meme" Invented memes Sucks up to new memes instead of reseaching the history of classic ones does not actually know what a meme IS has never seen a nipple in his life Has a unhealthy addiction to sofcore p--- Would watch/read/marry a garbage can if it was made in Japan Complaims about Tumblr/Reddit/4chan but wants the site to be like it unflinchingly A---- Says that KYM is better than ary news site (does not actually read news) Has fun with the site for a year, then gets bored and kamikazes his account into getting banned by shitposting banned from reddit. facebook, twitter, discord, and KYM is the news Makes self-depreciating memes like this Makes fun of KYM üntermenschen
THE VIRGIN KYM USER THE CHAD /pol/ USER Wants to discuss politics in a meme website Discusses anime on a politics website Asks 'how is this a meme" Invented memes Sucks up to new memes instead of reseaching the history of classic ones does not actually know what a meme IS has never seen a nipple in his life Has a unhealthy addiction to sofcore p--- Would watch/read/marry a garbage can if it was made in Japan Complaims about Tumblr/Reddit/4chan but wants the site to be like it unflinchingly A---- Says that KYM is better than ary news site (does not actually read news) Has fun with the site for a year, then gets bored and kamikazes his account into getting banned by shitposting banned from reddit. facebook, twitter, discord, and KYM is the news Makes self-depreciating memes like this Makes fun of KYM üntermenschen

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The Virgin Jackal vs The Chad Yoshikage

The "Virgin" Jackal The "Chad" Kira -Emo hair that shows that he's a furry -Stylish David Bowie hair Some weird ass demon born from a book -Normal human, born like a normal human -Wears classy suit, looks like a functional member in our society Wears gay ass sweater/ tank top hybrid with baggy pants, Looks like a street punk -Only bombs he makes are the unoriginal ones that only makes a big explosion and -Has cat robot that can make heat-seeking bombs, and has a bomb to traverse time. -Only gets killed because of an unfortunate accident -Gets killed twice, first by a pink haired asexual, then by a slut othing else -Insecure bitch-boy who gets mad when he dosen't get enough attention -Tries his best to not get any attention, still knows that he is unmatched in strength -Main antagonist who killed off main characters without him even knowing Minor villan who can't even kill a flying blue cat with a point blank explosion -Blew up an ally because, "She was annoying me." -Total psychopath who only commits mass murders because, "lt's fun." -Refined killer who only kills thots and those who threaten him - Accepts help from cat- plant hybrid, even though it tried to kill him
The "Virgin" Jackal The "Chad" Kira -Emo hair that shows that he's a furry -Stylish David Bowie hair Some weird ass demon born from a book -Normal human, born like a normal human -Wears classy suit, looks like a functional member in our society Wears gay ass sweater/ tank top hybrid with baggy pants, Looks like a street punk -Only bombs he makes are the unoriginal ones that only makes a big explosion and -Has cat robot that can make heat-seeking bombs, and has a bomb to traverse time. -Only gets killed because of an unfortunate accident -Gets killed twice, first by a pink haired asexual, then by a slut othing else -Insecure bitch-boy who gets mad when he dosen't get enough attention -Tries his best to not get any attention, still knows that he is unmatched in strength -Main antagonist who killed off main characters without him even knowing Minor villan who can't even kill a flying blue cat with a point blank explosion -Blew up an ally because, "She was annoying me." -Total psychopath who only commits mass murders because, "lt's fun." -Refined killer who only kills thots and those who threaten him - Accepts help from cat- plant hybrid, even though it tried to kill him

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Star Warmonger Vs. trekkie

the virgin star warmongerer boldy goes s-----, mass-produced merchandise always tired from online assblasting the Chad Trekkie sensationailst ninny worships a franchise made to entertain schildren Sets the standard for minorty main charecters wihtout being vociferous about it can speak klingon, vulcan and can recite all 285 rules of accquisiton loves all trek, despite the more flawed and lower quailty epsiodes and movies Best ship is a beautiful exploratory vessel of eace and Frienship terminal soyboy Gene s vison s-----, walmart t-shirts Free vidya best ship i:s a space hoopty creator got cucked by disney, is watching his own franchise burn to the ground thinks one dimensional villains and heros are cool as f--- gul dukat did nthing rong has faith of the heart has complex villains, and heroes that delve nto the moral grey areas that other franchises fear to tread upon no money from buying all the merchanidise tehat no one wanted. aluable collectibles only good vidya came out ages ago has no science, explains everything with magic Makes an effort to expalian the science behind the show, instead of bullshitting it afterwards get's ass blasted by having minorty main characters glory and honor are bestowed upon his house Goes a------ over one bad movie
the virgin star warmongerer boldy goes s-----, mass-produced merchandise always tired from online assblasting the Chad Trekkie sensationailst ninny worships a franchise made to entertain schildren Sets the standard for minorty main charecters wihtout being vociferous about it can speak klingon, vulcan and can recite all 285 rules of accquisiton loves all trek, despite the more flawed and lower quailty epsiodes and movies Best ship is a beautiful exploratory vessel of eace and Frienship terminal soyboy Gene s vison s-----, walmart t-shirts Free vidya best ship i:s a space hoopty creator got cucked by disney, is watching his own franchise burn to the ground thinks one dimensional villains and heros are cool as f--- gul dukat did nthing rong has faith of the heart has complex villains, and heroes that delve nto the moral grey areas that other franchises fear to tread upon no money from buying all the merchanidise tehat no one wanted. aluable collectibles only good vidya came out ages ago has no science, explains everything with magic Makes an effort to expalian the science behind the show, instead of bullshitting it afterwards get's ass blasted by having minorty main characters glory and honor are bestowed upon his house Goes a------ over one bad movie

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Fiction vs Reality

THE VIRGIN FICTION THE CHAD REALITY HAS TO BE BELIEVEABLE CAN BE AS ABSURDAS IT WANTS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS MUST END EVENTUALLY IS A SERIES OF MEANINGFUL EVENTS PREDICTABLE PLOT ISA SERIES OF SEEMINGLY RANDOM BUT INTERCONNECTED FACTORS YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE PLOT TWISTS COMING MUST PLEASE ITS OWN AUTHORS, AUDIENCE, AND PUBLISHERS CANNOTENTER THE WORLD OF FICTION YOU'RE ALREADY PLAYING THE GAME WRITTEN BY EVERYBODY CONTROLLED BY NO BODY
THE VIRGIN FICTION THE CHAD REALITY HAS TO BE BELIEVEABLE CAN BE AS ABSURDAS IT WANTS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS MUST END EVENTUALLY IS A SERIES OF MEANINGFUL EVENTS PREDICTABLE PLOT ISA SERIES OF SEEMINGLY RANDOM BUT INTERCONNECTED FACTORS YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE PLOT TWISTS COMING MUST PLEASE ITS OWN AUTHORS, AUDIENCE, AND PUBLISHERS CANNOTENTER THE WORLD OF FICTION YOU'RE ALREADY PLAYING THE GAME WRITTEN BY EVERYBODY CONTROLLED BY NO BODY

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Virgin Vs capcom infinite SUPER SMASH CHADS ULTIMATE Removes longtime iconic characters because Disney doesn't own them Everyone is here!" Can't show their superheroes being beaten up because it would make them look bad Dismisses removed characters as "functions" Lets their own company's flagship mascot get killed in another character's reveal trailer Listens to the fanbase and adds their most desired character after 17 years of hopes and dreams Character redesigns look awful and soulless compared to previous titles Had a severely low budget to work with Every character is gloriously handcrafted to perfect representation Budget includes all of Nintendo's money and 3 planets in the Andromeda Galaxy Isn't even played at major competitions Content deliberately held out of the game to be locked behind DLC Will have a permanent spot at EVO alongside Melee for years to come All content in game is unlocked through playing
Virgin Vs capcom infinite SUPER SMASH CHADS ULTIMATE Removes longtime iconic characters because Disney doesn't own them Everyone is here!" Can't show their superheroes being beaten up because it would make them look bad Dismisses removed characters as "functions" Lets their own company's flagship mascot get killed in another character's reveal trailer Listens to the fanbase and adds their most desired character after 17 years of hopes and dreams Character redesigns look awful and soulless compared to previous titles Had a severely low budget to work with Every character is gloriously handcrafted to perfect representation Budget includes all of Nintendo's money and 3 planets in the Andromeda Galaxy Isn't even played at major competitions Content deliberately held out of the game to be locked behind DLC Will have a permanent spot at EVO alongside Melee for years to come All content in game is unlocked through playing

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Weeaboos vs. Trekkies

Thinks DDLC is GOTY for Retarded looking hairline to look Proper hairline, made to look like Picard or Data Who needs waifus when Spock is the best character? like a hero Says "Live long and pr and "Space, the final frontier Anime Tiddies Body pillow of his waifu, Anime is in diffrent series and is made in Japan Says 'oWo mostly MILFs Star Trek online is his favorite game, doesn't even need to be good or GOTY Made in America, it's just 1 series with multiple and "Baka spinoffs and flicks Obesity FIT AND BUFF Can't walk because he spent 5 weeks in his room jacking off to Can wak properly, has a good diet and watches Deep Space Nine every 6 hours in a proper relaxation Virgin Weeaboo The Chad Trekkie Wears the most Uniform hipster looking weeb shirts from Zumiez
Thinks DDLC is GOTY for Retarded looking hairline to look Proper hairline, made to look like Picard or Data Who needs waifus when Spock is the best character? like a hero Says "Live long and pr and "Space, the final frontier Anime Tiddies Body pillow of his waifu, Anime is in diffrent series and is made in Japan Says 'oWo mostly MILFs Star Trek online is his favorite game, doesn't even need to be good or GOTY Made in America, it's just 1 series with multiple and "Baka spinoffs and flicks Obesity FIT AND BUFF Can't walk because he spent 5 weeks in his room jacking off to Can wak properly, has a good diet and watches Deep Space Nine every 6 hours in a proper relaxation Virgin Weeaboo The Chad Trekkie Wears the most Uniform hipster looking weeb shirts from Zumiez

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Virgin Gordon Ramsey vs. Chad Remy

The Virgin Ramsay The Chad Remy Prime example that Can't give good criticism, yells profanities Probably doesn't believe that anyone can cook Uses some random Virgin to make his delicious, culinary masterpieces anyone can coo Failed at becoming a football player Has to make hi:s own hands dirtv when cooking Learned to cook by reading Gusteau's cookbook Saved his whole clan from dying by using his splendid smell and taste skills Goes to different countries to trash on their national cuisines His restaurants have contantly financial problems His cooking made a critic known for his hard judgement speechless Unites the rats and the humans to live harmoniously in Paris
The Virgin Ramsay The Chad Remy Prime example that Can't give good criticism, yells profanities Probably doesn't believe that anyone can cook Uses some random Virgin to make his delicious, culinary masterpieces anyone can coo Failed at becoming a football player Has to make hi:s own hands dirtv when cooking Learned to cook by reading Gusteau's cookbook Saved his whole clan from dying by using his splendid smell and taste skills Goes to different countries to trash on their national cuisines His restaurants have contantly financial problems His cooking made a critic known for his hard judgement speechless Unites the rats and the humans to live harmoniously in Paris

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The virgin Kazuichi VS the chad Yasuhiro

conceals his pathetic "The Virgin Il mop of hair THE CHAD name is so awe-inspiring he shares it with a classmate only uses his talent to fih elevators and make clocks lets his glorious lock:s fly free encellent not an Ultimate Mechanic bullied by a loli handwriting but still took apart a monokuma name reminds people of carbonated drinks contributes to trials classmates want him alive so they can pin crimes on him classmates find him annoying Wears one color, a sickening dark yello'w varied clothing and color choices volunteers to be killed for demos, doesn't fear death bullied bu a serial killer terrorist incapable of realizing Sonia. doesn't like him back contributes nothing to trials, knows his mere presence is enough can't aska girl out Has the quts to beat the onlu wants his strongest women alive over the head with a bottle forms a "strong, definite bond with Hajime only to say hell doubt him if he acts Suspicious immedietly after waifu for her looks undermined a lying corporation with the help of aliens has a 70% chance of making a wrong prediction, Makoto has said he has to be wary of him, despite his incompetent enterior no notable accomplishments broken talent in the right hanüs
conceals his pathetic "The Virgin Il mop of hair THE CHAD name is so awe-inspiring he shares it with a classmate only uses his talent to fih elevators and make clocks lets his glorious lock:s fly free encellent not an Ultimate Mechanic bullied by a loli handwriting but still took apart a monokuma name reminds people of carbonated drinks contributes to trials classmates want him alive so they can pin crimes on him classmates find him annoying Wears one color, a sickening dark yello'w varied clothing and color choices volunteers to be killed for demos, doesn't fear death bullied bu a serial killer terrorist incapable of realizing Sonia. doesn't like him back contributes nothing to trials, knows his mere presence is enough can't aska girl out Has the quts to beat the onlu wants his strongest women alive over the head with a bottle forms a "strong, definite bond with Hajime only to say hell doubt him if he acts Suspicious immedietly after waifu for her looks undermined a lying corporation with the help of aliens has a 70% chance of making a wrong prediction, Makoto has said he has to be wary of him, despite his incompetent enterior no notable accomplishments broken talent in the right hanüs

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Virgin Wraeththu VS Chad FATAL

Completely original mechanics that nobody has ever used before (or ever will again) The Virgin Wraeththu Original" mechanics that rip off pretty uch every basic RPG Practical ape barbarian air Stupid Goku hair system RPG equivilant of Chris Chan Too terrible to even Obnoxious Mary Sue protagonist race that can do no wrong Has spawned dozens of memes about how bad it is be remembered Every race is a complete a------ and they allhate each other actual flower d--- Fashion sense that screams mix between emo teen and BDSM gimp Loincloth and shoulder strap, perfect for r----- your enemy in the middle of combat Based on a s----- book series that Rolled max on Manhood length and girth, can f--- from over 2 miles mechanical bugs lead to 2-mile wide a--- circumfrance nobody reads Mechanic bugs are annoying and stupid RPG equivilant of that one annoying goth kid you knew in high school and completely forgot about until now Based on author's bugfuc insane r--- fantasies Does not have it's own theme song Has it's own METAL theme song
Completely original mechanics that nobody has ever used before (or ever will again) The Virgin Wraeththu Original" mechanics that rip off pretty uch every basic RPG Practical ape barbarian air Stupid Goku hair system RPG equivilant of Chris Chan Too terrible to even Obnoxious Mary Sue protagonist race that can do no wrong Has spawned dozens of memes about how bad it is be remembered Every race is a complete a------ and they allhate each other actual flower d--- Fashion sense that screams mix between emo teen and BDSM gimp Loincloth and shoulder strap, perfect for r----- your enemy in the middle of combat Based on a s----- book series that Rolled max on Manhood length and girth, can f--- from over 2 miles mechanical bugs lead to 2-mile wide a--- circumfrance nobody reads Mechanic bugs are annoying and stupid RPG equivilant of that one annoying goth kid you knew in high school and completely forgot about until now Based on author's bugfuc insane r--- fantasies Does not have it's own theme song Has it's own METAL theme song

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The Virgin little Dip Vs. The Chad Diaz

FanDude The Virgin Little Dipper s a wanna be detective < The Chad Diaz Leader of 2 succsessfu revolutions Has a harem of girls who want his seed Doesnt have a harem Has helped anquish the nvinsible monster Main bad guyis atriangle Doesn't even go by his real name Will ikely be future king of mewni Goes by Marco Ubaldo Diaz Has a beautiful beauty mark Willnever be royalty Knows karate and is super strong Has a weird birth mark
FanDude The Virgin Little Dipper s a wanna be detective < The Chad Diaz Leader of 2 succsessfu revolutions Has a harem of girls who want his seed Doesnt have a harem Has helped anquish the nvinsible monster Main bad guyis atriangle Doesn't even go by his real name Will ikely be future king of mewni Goes by Marco Ubaldo Diaz Has a beautiful beauty mark Willnever be royalty Knows karate and is super strong Has a weird birth mark

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The receive-in-hand vs the chad receive-on-tongue

The Receive-in-the-hand vs the Chad Tongue-and-Kneel Couldn't even bother to get a haircut, completely. devoid of style "See you next Christmas, father!" Eyes fixed intently on our Lord, a jawline sculpted by the angels is ready to receive Eyes are wandering, easily distracted by people walking by Probably thew on that raggedy sweatshirt 10 minutes before he left for Mass Everyone should be able to receive, no matter what! It's just a symbol." Does not care about what other parishioners thinlk of him, but what on God desires Hands are nowhere near the host, he is not Worthy to man-handle the Our Lord and Savior Priest wears black, so the faithful can be reminded of their own mortality Reverences Our Lord in his body posture, shows his humility before the God of the universe Priest wears the banner of a movement that despises the Church and stands opposed to Christ's teaching Wears only the finest linens so as to be presentable to the Heavenly King Body stance looks like he is about to just waltz away, will probably consume the host after halfway back to his pew Battle-harnded kneecaps are impervious to any damage Toe scuff-marks on boots are a badge of honor
The Receive-in-the-hand vs the Chad Tongue-and-Kneel Couldn't even bother to get a haircut, completely. devoid of style "See you next Christmas, father!" Eyes fixed intently on our Lord, a jawline sculpted by the angels is ready to receive Eyes are wandering, easily distracted by people walking by Probably thew on that raggedy sweatshirt 10 minutes before he left for Mass Everyone should be able to receive, no matter what! It's just a symbol." Does not care about what other parishioners thinlk of him, but what on God desires Hands are nowhere near the host, he is not Worthy to man-handle the Our Lord and Savior Priest wears black, so the faithful can be reminded of their own mortality Reverences Our Lord in his body posture, shows his humility before the God of the universe Priest wears the banner of a movement that despises the Church and stands opposed to Christ's teaching Wears only the finest linens so as to be presentable to the Heavenly King Body stance looks like he is about to just waltz away, will probably consume the host after halfway back to his pew Battle-harnded kneecaps are impervious to any damage Toe scuff-marks on boots are a badge of honor

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Tekken vs. Virtua Fighter

The Virjin THE CHADKIRA Uses Karate a.k.a. the Dane Cook of Martial Arts. A mama's boy who bombed a church for some reason. Mastered the elegant and brutal art of Bajiquan. Was taught Bajiquan by his grandfather, who guides him into understanding true power. Often upstaged by his more memorable father and grandfather. "Jū-nen hayain da vo!" - You're ten vears too earlv! "Yuruse." - Forgive me. A Ryu clone who's more badass than Rvu. Typical "Easy to pick up, hard to Has the easiest and weakest EWGF master" poster boy. For players who eat nails for breakfast and have chest hair thicker than hair on their heads. F------ One Frame Knee Kick Limb based combat allows for easy button mashing for scrubs. Sounds like a soyboy. His masculine battle cries will make Only emphasizes on three buttons, encourage:s precise timing and punishes plebs. you grow an extra ball. His rival is a Korean Taekwondo fighter who's tougher than him. Too emo to allow a Chinese qt love interest to ride him His rival is a ninja who are on an equal skill level Too busy training and getting fit, has no time for waifus. Won the 5th King of Iron Fist Tournament by cheating wit!h his devil abilities, and takes credit for winning the 3rd tournament when Paul technically won it. Doesn't even have a spin-off based around him, only has a s----- mini-game in Tekken 5. Won the 2nd World Fighting Tournament through sheer skill and arduous training. Was going to have his own spin-off, but later became Shenmue and turned into landmark series.
The Virjin THE CHADKIRA Uses Karate a.k.a. the Dane Cook of Martial Arts. A mama's boy who bombed a church for some reason. Mastered the elegant and brutal art of Bajiquan. Was taught Bajiquan by his grandfather, who guides him into understanding true power. Often upstaged by his more memorable father and grandfather. "Jū-nen hayain da vo!" - You're ten vears too earlv! "Yuruse." - Forgive me. A Ryu clone who's more badass than Rvu. Typical "Easy to pick up, hard to Has the easiest and weakest EWGF master" poster boy. For players who eat nails for breakfast and have chest hair thicker than hair on their heads. F------ One Frame Knee Kick Limb based combat allows for easy button mashing for scrubs. Sounds like a soyboy. His masculine battle cries will make Only emphasizes on three buttons, encourage:s precise timing and punishes plebs. you grow an extra ball. His rival is a Korean Taekwondo fighter who's tougher than him. Too emo to allow a Chinese qt love interest to ride him His rival is a ninja who are on an equal skill level Too busy training and getting fit, has no time for waifus. Won the 5th King of Iron Fist Tournament by cheating wit!h his devil abilities, and takes credit for winning the 3rd tournament when Paul technically won it. Doesn't even have a spin-off based around him, only has a s----- mini-game in Tekken 5. Won the 2nd World Fighting Tournament through sheer skill and arduous training. Was going to have his own spin-off, but later became Shenmue and turned into landmark series.

Virgin vs. Chad
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The Virgin Dead or Alive 6 vs. The Chad Soul Calibur VI

The Virgin ie6 " Dead or n THE CHADSoul Calibur VI Does not pander to groups that are easily outraged Trying too hard to be- "mature and realistic" No concern of lack of realism and maturity, just wants to have fun Fanservice toned down a lot, Kasumi's chest is small Still ridden with flawed mechanics after all these years Likely to have fair DLC practices Also tries too hard to get into esports Isn't scared of having fanservice or scantly clad women fighters Likely to be Outfits are more oversaturated with DLC ~ faithful to the franchise Says fans of old Fanservice of lvy is not nerfed, and may as well be her sexiest in this installment yet. Project Soul does not defecate on fanbase DOA and Bonus: fanservice are all Takes away classic outfits and replaces with generic outfits that would be from spy movies than actual fighting games, with classic suits likely becoming DLC "young boys" MANDATORY: Pandering to "certain" groups of people that mostly don't play vided games Mechanics are more refinded than DOA's and classic mechanics are making their return. Has Geralt of Rivia as a guest fighter, and with lucK, could become a permanent fighter in the Soul Calibur series Proves game developers can do their own thing and succeed
The Virgin ie6 " Dead or n THE CHADSoul Calibur VI Does not pander to groups that are easily outraged Trying too hard to be- "mature and realistic" No concern of lack of realism and maturity, just wants to have fun Fanservice toned down a lot, Kasumi's chest is small Still ridden with flawed mechanics after all these years Likely to have fair DLC practices Also tries too hard to get into esports Isn't scared of having fanservice or scantly clad women fighters Likely to be Outfits are more oversaturated with DLC ~ faithful to the franchise Says fans of old Fanservice of lvy is not nerfed, and may as well be her sexiest in this installment yet. Project Soul does not defecate on fanbase DOA and Bonus: fanservice are all Takes away classic outfits and replaces with generic outfits that would be from spy movies than actual fighting games, with classic suits likely becoming DLC "young boys" MANDATORY: Pandering to "certain" groups of people that mostly don't play vided games Mechanics are more refinded than DOA's and classic mechanics are making their return. Has Geralt of Rivia as a guest fighter, and with lucK, could become a permanent fighter in the Soul Calibur series Proves game developers can do their own thing and succeed

Virgin vs. Chad
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