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tHe VIRGIN LISA tHe CHAD BART firstborn son survived years of physical and psychological abusemost popular kid has no friends is spoiled, but won't admit it calls her dad "daddy" in school her episodes are as preachy, annoying and pretentious as she is is a feminist, yet still owns a Malibu Stacy collection his episodes are full of adventure and personal friends with his childhood idol at mu excitement only guys who like her are losers like Nelson always stressed "don't have a calls his dad "homer" stole her pearls from her mom and her hairdo from the baby cow, man!" has an unique style only likes the and Milhouse singlehandly ruined The Simpsons dated half the Springfield Elementary girls (technically including Ms. Krabappel) most iconic character after Homer listens to jazz vegan good ol' rock n' roll

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Virgin Lisa vs. Chad Bart


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Lisa has always been the weakest link IMO. Not only the writers (even during the golden years) used her as some sort of self insert. Because of this she is probably one of the most one-dimensional character of the major characters. (She was doomed to be "flanderized" before it was even a thing!)

With that said, in the few and rare cases when she escapes her tired niche, she becomes an interesting subject… or was, I'm not sure modern Simpsons can pull it at all.

With that said, modern Bart is basically an unlikable sociopath.

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