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The Receive-in-the-hand vs the Chad Tongue-and-Kneel Couldn't even bother to get a haircut, completely. devoid of style "See you next Christmas, father!" Eyes fixed intently on our Lord, a jawline sculpted by the angels is ready to receive Eyes are wandering, easily distracted by people walking by Probably thew on that raggedy sweatshirt 10 minutes before he left for Mass Everyone should be able to receive, no matter what! It's just a symbol." Does not care about what other parishioners thinlk of him, but what on God desires Hands are nowhere near the host, he is not Worthy to man-handle the Our Lord and Savior Priest wears black, so the faithful can be reminded of their own mortality Reverences Our Lord in his body posture, shows his humility before the God of the universe Priest wears the banner of a movement that despises the Church and stands opposed to Christ's teaching Wears only the finest linens so as to be presentable to the Heavenly King Body stance looks like he is about to just waltz away, will probably consume the host after halfway back to his pew Battle-harnded kneecaps are impervious to any damage Toe scuff-marks on boots are a badge of honor

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The receive-in-hand vs the chad receive-on-tongue


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Virgin vs. Chad

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