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"Most militarized society on earth," Only trains one type of soldier and gets owned by combined arms. Had two of the greatest generals in history as father and son Drank watered down wine controlled a tiny penensulia at their height of their power. Literally created the Hellenistic Period Drank straight wine wore very ugly and very heavy armor that didn't Invented meat lover's pizza over 2,000 years before Invented field artillery Conquered Egypt, Anatolia, Greece, Syria, Mesopotamia Afghanistan and more. pizza was invented. The Virgin Spartan S----- backwater economy, refused to allow anyone but Perioikoi to engage in any non military related The Chad Macedonian Most famous achievment isa complete myth one of the most advanced economies on the planet, had contact with China Created multicultural empire that mixed Hellenic and Native influence wherever they went. Miller cause he hates muslims Literally the only reason why anyone gives a s--- about ancient greeks You're either brutally "trained" into being a hoplite or treated like livestock as a "I'm With Her" style TERF society, With moronic gender roles, chickenhawk leaders socially acceptable Army mixed revolutionary tactics, Tradition Greek warfare and influences from all the places they conquered Had a lot less slavery than the spartans and a lot more o----- Their military was only ever used to control their pedophillia and plenty of slave population because racism of their retarded social structure Alexander the great had heterochromia, Would have probably been murdered as a babv spartan. Wore light armor, Outmanuevered the spartans and kicked their asses while taking less losses too, Since they used pikes instead of spears Lost to the macedonians dozens of times. perfectly healthy babies for having birth marks or cleft chins cause "muh eugenics'" Each Diodachi controlled more than the Spartans No one can even name a famous spartan, Not even that one from 300 Copied Macedonian military structure
"Most militarized society on earth," Only trains one type of soldier and gets owned by combined arms. Had two of the greatest generals in history as father and son Drank watered down wine controlled a tiny penensulia at their height of their power. Literally created the Hellenistic Period Drank straight wine wore very ugly and very heavy armor that didn't Invented meat lover's pizza over 2,000 years before Invented field artillery Conquered Egypt, Anatolia, Greece, Syria, Mesopotamia Afghanistan and more. pizza was invented. The Virgin Spartan S----- backwater economy, refused to allow anyone but Perioikoi to engage in any non military related The Chad Macedonian Most famous achievment isa complete myth one of the most advanced economies on the planet, had contact with China Created multicultural empire that mixed Hellenic and Native influence wherever they went. Miller cause he hates muslims Literally the only reason why anyone gives a s--- about ancient greeks You're either brutally "trained" into being a hoplite or treated like livestock as a "I'm With Her" style TERF society, With moronic gender roles, chickenhawk leaders socially acceptable Army mixed revolutionary tactics, Tradition Greek warfare and influences from all the places they conquered Had a lot less slavery than the spartans and a lot more o----- Their military was only ever used to control their pedophillia and plenty of slave population because racism of their retarded social structure Alexander the great had heterochromia, Would have probably been murdered as a babv spartan. Wore light armor, Outmanuevered the spartans and kicked their asses while taking less losses too, Since they used pikes instead of spears Lost to the macedonians dozens of times. perfectly healthy babies for having birth marks or cleft chins cause "muh eugenics'" Each Diodachi controlled more than the Spartans No one can even name a famous spartan, Not even that one from 300 Copied Macedonian military structure

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The Virgin Spotify Slave vs The Chad mp4 Pirate

The Virgin iTunes/spottify slave The Chad mp4 Pirate keeps his collection small, too afraid to add guilty pleasure songs to his playlists for fear of ridicule sends song links to his best mates (since he gets everything off youtube anyway) and demands that they listen Barely functional laptop from 2012. held together with R-click copies the embed Brand new computer with overpriced hipster beat headphones code off youtube and pastes that s--- into Keepvid.com, oesn't think twice about it. gaffa tape, has always clears history and uses Norton/McAfee/AVG to the point it becomes paranoia viruses on it than a Saigon h----- $2 earphones, ) always greasy 2 and sticky with ear wax tries to self-justify his monthly subscription by telling himself that most of the money he gives goes to the orig artist has never paid for music his whole life
The Virgin iTunes/spottify slave The Chad mp4 Pirate keeps his collection small, too afraid to add guilty pleasure songs to his playlists for fear of ridicule sends song links to his best mates (since he gets everything off youtube anyway) and demands that they listen Barely functional laptop from 2012. held together with R-click copies the embed Brand new computer with overpriced hipster beat headphones code off youtube and pastes that s--- into Keepvid.com, oesn't think twice about it. gaffa tape, has always clears history and uses Norton/McAfee/AVG to the point it becomes paranoia viruses on it than a Saigon h----- $2 earphones, ) always greasy 2 and sticky with ear wax tries to self-justify his monthly subscription by telling himself that most of the money he gives goes to the orig artist has never paid for music his whole life

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Virgin Martian vs Chad Tolkien

the virgin martin THE CHAD TOLKIEN books firmly rooted in christian ethics wierd boomer autist het- - muh grimdark atmosphere smokesa pipe like gentlemarn all modern fantasy s derivative of his works scragaty neckbes "hahe people die get it fat, disgusting slob_ books second ony to the bible in dresses in tweed, barely concesling his muscle bound frame probably vapes invents entire new languages for his wodld novels feature gratuitious ser draft dodger pretentious intrigue yankee d---/mick urbanite son of the beitish empire, spent child hood in beautifudl english countryside personaly Witnessed the horrors of war in ww
the virgin martin THE CHAD TOLKIEN books firmly rooted in christian ethics wierd boomer autist het- - muh grimdark atmosphere smokesa pipe like gentlemarn all modern fantasy s derivative of his works scragaty neckbes "hahe people die get it fat, disgusting slob_ books second ony to the bible in dresses in tweed, barely concesling his muscle bound frame probably vapes invents entire new languages for his wodld novels feature gratuitious ser draft dodger pretentious intrigue yankee d---/mick urbanite son of the beitish empire, spent child hood in beautifudl english countryside personaly Witnessed the horrors of war in ww

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Classic Virgin vs Modern Chad

Moder F---- Amy, Blaze, Rouge, Wave, Elise CLASS C VIRGIn Marine and Tails. What a pro Tall, blue, and handsome gentleman Chad Weird and ugly looking Stupid music with no originality Vigorous looking spines that will catch the ladies's attention Short guills that are shorter than his d--- Cool looking green eyes Cookie cutter stories, if there is any in the games Kissed a girl while he's dead Original buttrock music that's too awesome Lame black SEVEN RINGS IN HAND!) Didn't kiss a girl before Masculine, sexy arms that would hold Amy's body Chubbier than Mario Not too sexy for DeviantArt Slimmer than Luigi Many people wants to become like him such as Coldsteel and even Shadow! Has a size of a stump He will never work in 3D Has few friends. How lame is that? LOLOLOL Has more friends than the person who's reading this Works in 3D despite some shortcomings such as s--- controls and inconsistent gameplay style but who gives a f--- about that? It's Sonic! WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE!!! (even old memez shame these old shoes lolololol) Low quality shoes that look like THICC legs than Chun-Li Famous in DeviantArt world. All the people love him Would do anything for the fans, no matter how bad the situations will be Fresh and new shoes. Totallv not outdated like the SOAP shoes Would strip for nostalgia f------ UR TOO SLOW!!! Same 2D BS gameplay that's too boring and basically the same s--- Trulv the best evolution for the series Pleases anvone would unique and riskv gameplav stvles, otherwise people would complain Has more complex and rich stories that expands the Sonic lore Not the best evolution for the series
Moder F---- Amy, Blaze, Rouge, Wave, Elise CLASS C VIRGIn Marine and Tails. What a pro Tall, blue, and handsome gentleman Chad Weird and ugly looking Stupid music with no originality Vigorous looking spines that will catch the ladies's attention Short guills that are shorter than his d--- Cool looking green eyes Cookie cutter stories, if there is any in the games Kissed a girl while he's dead Original buttrock music that's too awesome Lame black SEVEN RINGS IN HAND!) Didn't kiss a girl before Masculine, sexy arms that would hold Amy's body Chubbier than Mario Not too sexy for DeviantArt Slimmer than Luigi Many people wants to become like him such as Coldsteel and even Shadow! Has a size of a stump He will never work in 3D Has few friends. How lame is that? LOLOLOL Has more friends than the person who's reading this Works in 3D despite some shortcomings such as s--- controls and inconsistent gameplay style but who gives a f--- about that? It's Sonic! WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE!!! (even old memez shame these old shoes lolololol) Low quality shoes that look like THICC legs than Chun-Li Famous in DeviantArt world. All the people love him Would do anything for the fans, no matter how bad the situations will be Fresh and new shoes. Totallv not outdated like the SOAP shoes Would strip for nostalgia f------ UR TOO SLOW!!! Same 2D BS gameplay that's too boring and basically the same s--- Trulv the best evolution for the series Pleases anvone would unique and riskv gameplav stvles, otherwise people would complain Has more complex and rich stories that expands the Sonic lore Not the best evolution for the series

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Virgencito vs Chadnam Style

Virgencito Chadnam Style only attempting to seduce one woman has practically every p---- in Seoul in his hands some slums and a di outlandish and varied locations nightclub/basement sounds like every reggaeto ever made ends with off-key singing by a bunch of hipsters and some bongos other grand finale involves neon lazers and coreographed dancers n love song upbeat and catchy as hell probably a one hit wonder s----- sleeveless shirts to show tattooed muscles follow up hit with Gentleman" fashionable, impeccable and colorful suits, change from scene to scene historical first video to reach 1 billiorn views only reason anyone outside latinamerica cares is because of Justin la Macarena" Bieber's s----- cover God-tier horse dance that rivals memorable dance
Virgencito Chadnam Style only attempting to seduce one woman has practically every p---- in Seoul in his hands some slums and a di outlandish and varied locations nightclub/basement sounds like every reggaeto ever made ends with off-key singing by a bunch of hipsters and some bongos other grand finale involves neon lazers and coreographed dancers n love song upbeat and catchy as hell probably a one hit wonder s----- sleeveless shirts to show tattooed muscles follow up hit with Gentleman" fashionable, impeccable and colorful suits, change from scene to scene historical first video to reach 1 billiorn views only reason anyone outside latinamerica cares is because of Justin la Macarena" Bieber's s----- cover God-tier horse dance that rivals memorable dance

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Virgin club vs Chadscared

Sameface virgin virgin literature club CHADSCARED Simple, yet original and practical character design the anime anime style to attract top of creator's Pixelated style for hardcore oldschool gamers weebs and wankers Features actual gameplay imaqination is "delet this" iCreated on actual targetted audience came for boobs and virtual gf gaming engine no gameplay just low quality fiction Gender unknown because it's not important created in power point for weebs the only horror technique based on Interesting metagame elements and 4th wall breakings skillfully woven into gameplay Costs 4$ because creator is modest, but free because nobody would surprise and not even pragmatic and skillful pay for such low quality scary annoying music plays in nonstop loop making you turn it off game spoiled by normies before you even played Game sounds contribute to great atmosphere Masterfully crafted horror experience with great atmosphere Relatively unknown, fanbase is nice and you won't see stupid praise and spoilers generally boring and cringy-- Great and unique gaming experience
Sameface virgin virgin literature club CHADSCARED Simple, yet original and practical character design the anime anime style to attract top of creator's Pixelated style for hardcore oldschool gamers weebs and wankers Features actual gameplay imaqination is "delet this" iCreated on actual targetted audience came for boobs and virtual gf gaming engine no gameplay just low quality fiction Gender unknown because it's not important created in power point for weebs the only horror technique based on Interesting metagame elements and 4th wall breakings skillfully woven into gameplay Costs 4$ because creator is modest, but free because nobody would surprise and not even pragmatic and skillful pay for such low quality scary annoying music plays in nonstop loop making you turn it off game spoiled by normies before you even played Game sounds contribute to great atmosphere Masterfully crafted horror experience with great atmosphere Relatively unknown, fanbase is nice and you won't see stupid praise and spoilers generally boring and cringy-- Great and unique gaming experience

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The Virgin American Gamer vs The Chad Algerian Gamer

The Virgin American Gamer The Chad Algeri an Gamer Gay haircut Perfectly natural curly haiir Full-on soyboy Ideal masculine stature Uses latest Windows 1(0 version. Never thinks of using an OS emu to play old games Too afraid to express his nationality so he has to wear a Gearbox hoodie Still uses Windows Vista Always falls for lootcrate b------- Spends 100+ dollars on crates in hopes of unboxing a shiny knife Still plays Counter Strike 1.6 in Internet cafes Algerian flag shirt so eveyone recognizes his pride Bad jeans he bought from a Walmart Goes overboard with his PC build including a cooling system because he wants to look cool Doesn't care about specs as long as he can play games Handcrafted jeans handmade in a local sewing shop with only the finest cotton Converse shoes that easily wear and tear in rainy conditions Leather boots better suited for arid envirnments
The Virgin American Gamer The Chad Algeri an Gamer Gay haircut Perfectly natural curly haiir Full-on soyboy Ideal masculine stature Uses latest Windows 1(0 version. Never thinks of using an OS emu to play old games Too afraid to express his nationality so he has to wear a Gearbox hoodie Still uses Windows Vista Always falls for lootcrate b------- Spends 100+ dollars on crates in hopes of unboxing a shiny knife Still plays Counter Strike 1.6 in Internet cafes Algerian flag shirt so eveyone recognizes his pride Bad jeans he bought from a Walmart Goes overboard with his PC build including a cooling system because he wants to look cool Doesn't care about specs as long as he can play games Handcrafted jeans handmade in a local sewing shop with only the finest cotton Converse shoes that easily wear and tear in rainy conditions Leather boots better suited for arid envirnments

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Virgin Decoration vs Chad Corner Tree

The virain Christmas decoratorion The chad corner tree Booked the tree at the tree farwm three years in advance. Ecological hand cut tree Tree is to tall, has to use a ladder to put on the star rom a local highway section. Resource effective use by only decorating the side that can be seen. Perfectly symmetrical details in matching colors. Back aqainst a wall, doesn't obstruct pathing in the room and allows space more for more quests. Mer (hri Ho-HO-Ho! Disrupts the flow of the room by being in the center. Can be ancored to the wall using left over ribbons if it falls over Rasperry pi controlling the lights with a custom proaram. 1Flashiest christmas lights that China can make
The virain Christmas decoratorion The chad corner tree Booked the tree at the tree farwm three years in advance. Ecological hand cut tree Tree is to tall, has to use a ladder to put on the star rom a local highway section. Resource effective use by only decorating the side that can be seen. Perfectly symmetrical details in matching colors. Back aqainst a wall, doesn't obstruct pathing in the room and allows space more for more quests. Mer (hri Ho-HO-Ho! Disrupts the flow of the room by being in the center. Can be ancored to the wall using left over ribbons if it falls over Rasperry pi controlling the lights with a custom proaram. 1Flashiest christmas lights that China can make

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The Virgin Disney vs The Chad Legends

The Virgin Disney Luke Chad "EU" Master Luke Skywalker Succeeds expectations Gets trolled by Yoda Impregnates his Assassin converts her raises the kid Loses a fight to a girl Trains hundreds of Jedi Gay Redeemed his dad's failure by swimming in lava Muh Dark side Forever alone on island Needs an illusion to fight; too scared Needs Milk to cope Fights his own clone. wins Regresses as a character Weaker Do the Electric Judgement" Kills his nephew Can't be soft on these kids B-but my books Bitch Malk Retconned to be bitch Fling a black hole into a ship Bitch slaps an AT-AT for fun Jealous of Ben's sweet gains Lifts with the Force Sweet gains. Tries to kill Ben out of insecurity. Loses. Teleport anywhere doesn't die The "Force" is strong Prevents Ben from G----------- I'm tired, guess I'll die Kills an ancient god Kills the emperor twice No lineage No children No futuree "T-the Jedi must end;" as his Jedi crew on speed dial cruise for bitches Uses force to rebuild Vader's Temple Trolls everyone by destroying it Force Power: Cockblock *sniff Wheres Han?
The Virgin Disney Luke Chad "EU" Master Luke Skywalker Succeeds expectations Gets trolled by Yoda Impregnates his Assassin converts her raises the kid Loses a fight to a girl Trains hundreds of Jedi Gay Redeemed his dad's failure by swimming in lava Muh Dark side Forever alone on island Needs an illusion to fight; too scared Needs Milk to cope Fights his own clone. wins Regresses as a character Weaker Do the Electric Judgement" Kills his nephew Can't be soft on these kids B-but my books Bitch Malk Retconned to be bitch Fling a black hole into a ship Bitch slaps an AT-AT for fun Jealous of Ben's sweet gains Lifts with the Force Sweet gains. Tries to kill Ben out of insecurity. Loses. Teleport anywhere doesn't die The "Force" is strong Prevents Ben from G----------- I'm tired, guess I'll die Kills an ancient god Kills the emperor twice No lineage No children No futuree "T-the Jedi must end;" as his Jedi crew on speed dial cruise for bitches Uses force to rebuild Vader's Temple Trolls everyone by destroying it Force Power: Cockblock *sniff Wheres Han?

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Lapis Lazuli vs Lapis Lazuli

The virgin SU Lapis Lazuli" THE CHAD HNK LAPIS LAZULI no gold flecks gold flecks was gone for 2 seasons and then when she finally got back she f----- off to space already dead MS Paint colour scheme intelligent, cunning and manipulative Mary Sue simple yet appealing colour scheme barely gets along with any of the crystal gems badly written fights with a cool ass sword spends their time organizing the library and reading "fights" with "water spends her time by watching s----- dramas has many friends gets along well with others
The virgin SU Lapis Lazuli" THE CHAD HNK LAPIS LAZULI no gold flecks gold flecks was gone for 2 seasons and then when she finally got back she f----- off to space already dead MS Paint colour scheme intelligent, cunning and manipulative Mary Sue simple yet appealing colour scheme barely gets along with any of the crystal gems badly written fights with a cool ass sword spends their time organizing the library and reading "fights" with "water spends her time by watching s----- dramas has many friends gets along well with others

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Merry Christmas

The Bah Hum Virgin The Chad-a Clause Jolly bright red cap that keeps his silvery locks cozy Stupid night cap to warm his bald spot Mad at people just cause he didn't get what he wanted. Huge beautiful jacket to hide his toned body needed to carry everyone's presents Pristine beard Huge slouch despite making others work hard for him Massive sack of toys for all the children who deserve it Ugly old sidé burns No one likes him and are glad when he dies Rich but wears boring colors Only gets scared into a good person when he sees his death despite being 80 years old Can move fast enough to deliver presents billions of people, eat cookies, and f--- your mom His dead best friend had to come back from the dead iust to f--- with him cause he's that much of a loser Full of Unconditional love for all and works hard all year for the sole reason of wanting to give joy to the world
The Bah Hum Virgin The Chad-a Clause Jolly bright red cap that keeps his silvery locks cozy Stupid night cap to warm his bald spot Mad at people just cause he didn't get what he wanted. Huge beautiful jacket to hide his toned body needed to carry everyone's presents Pristine beard Huge slouch despite making others work hard for him Massive sack of toys for all the children who deserve it Ugly old sidé burns No one likes him and are glad when he dies Rich but wears boring colors Only gets scared into a good person when he sees his death despite being 80 years old Can move fast enough to deliver presents billions of people, eat cookies, and f--- your mom His dead best friend had to come back from the dead iust to f--- with him cause he's that much of a loser Full of Unconditional love for all and works hard all year for the sole reason of wanting to give joy to the world

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The Last Virgin vs. The Phantom Chad

THE LAST VIRGIN THE PHANTOM CHAD "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have revenge "Your moma" Lightsaber duel second worst of all Star Wars Best lightsaber battle of all Star Wars Throws away all the canon Only issue is Jar Jar, who is simply only annoying More plot holes than actual plot Explains and establishes a ton of canon Pointless chase that makes no sense Completely original Porgs, and bad attempts at humor just as bad as Jar Jar Pod racing is f------ rad Has never seen a plot hole in it's life Has duel of fates, one of the best pieces of music of Music unimpressive. Everything has a reasorn Tries to be edgy by being surprising, litterally no better than horror jumpscares all time Still steals from Empire, despite pretending to new
THE LAST VIRGIN THE PHANTOM CHAD "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have revenge "Your moma" Lightsaber duel second worst of all Star Wars Best lightsaber battle of all Star Wars Throws away all the canon Only issue is Jar Jar, who is simply only annoying More plot holes than actual plot Explains and establishes a ton of canon Pointless chase that makes no sense Completely original Porgs, and bad attempts at humor just as bad as Jar Jar Pod racing is f------ rad Has never seen a plot hole in it's life Has duel of fates, one of the best pieces of music of Music unimpressive. Everything has a reasorn Tries to be edgy by being surprising, litterally no better than horror jumpscares all time Still steals from Empire, despite pretending to new

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Virgin Illidan vs Chadfurion

The Virgin Illidan 'The Chadfurion' Badass stag horns Works out his wings during arm day P---- goat horns Has to work out his wings seperately The Archdruid Shan'do' Massive hunk. Literally turns into a stag The Betrayer Recruited smelly fish people Destined to be a great sorcerer. Still a loser Turned arch nemesis into a tree Thick, natural beard Studied hard to become the first druid ever Can literally summon fire from the sky Needs weapons to fight Kills demons for a living. Gets wrecked by a group of adventurers Sleeps for ages. Stills gets s--- done Recruited badass mountain giants Arch nemesis made him his bitch Can't even wear proper shoes Stole Illidan's crush Sacrificed everything to impress his crush Still gets rejected Sweet bird shoes
The Virgin Illidan 'The Chadfurion' Badass stag horns Works out his wings during arm day P---- goat horns Has to work out his wings seperately The Archdruid Shan'do' Massive hunk. Literally turns into a stag The Betrayer Recruited smelly fish people Destined to be a great sorcerer. Still a loser Turned arch nemesis into a tree Thick, natural beard Studied hard to become the first druid ever Can literally summon fire from the sky Needs weapons to fight Kills demons for a living. Gets wrecked by a group of adventurers Sleeps for ages. Stills gets s--- done Recruited badass mountain giants Arch nemesis made him his bitch Can't even wear proper shoes Stole Illidan's crush Sacrificed everything to impress his crush Still gets rejected Sweet bird shoes

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Yu-Gi-Oh GX

"THE VIRGIN" YUKI "THE CHAZZ" PRINCETON blivious to the hottest girl's advances would rather play cards Can buy any girl he wants but chooses spite Weaboos because it's funny (muh Waifu Alexis) Embarrases himself with "get your game on" (nobody says this) Gets the whole school to "Chazz it Up!" loudly and proudly Never alone with his Ojama-bros, hangs out with other top-tier Obelisk Chads Hangs out with Betas and a Kurriboh Boosts his opponents confidence Degrades the lessor because they suck Single Handedly carried all the Filler Episodes while using it for character development Needs to create Season 3's villain to stay relevant (who does this?) Proud of being lazy and the lowest tier Uses uncertfied NeoSpace Homos Top duelist in 2 Academies Picked every card by hand in a test of strength and humility in the wild; stıll uses it to this day LI that came from a meteorite Likely Autistic; Walks around with a Duel Disk ready to play cards at moments notice Completely normal with better things to do can put millions out of work if he felt like it Comes from a family with "World Domination Can't even make it to Season 4 Dub plans, can create his own Season 4 After all these episodes; still an idiot Grew as a character and a person, very intelligent Grew up with the best this world has to offer; still not worth saving it Saves the world that did nothing for him
"THE VIRGIN" YUKI "THE CHAZZ" PRINCETON blivious to the hottest girl's advances would rather play cards Can buy any girl he wants but chooses spite Weaboos because it's funny (muh Waifu Alexis) Embarrases himself with "get your game on" (nobody says this) Gets the whole school to "Chazz it Up!" loudly and proudly Never alone with his Ojama-bros, hangs out with other top-tier Obelisk Chads Hangs out with Betas and a Kurriboh Boosts his opponents confidence Degrades the lessor because they suck Single Handedly carried all the Filler Episodes while using it for character development Needs to create Season 3's villain to stay relevant (who does this?) Proud of being lazy and the lowest tier Uses uncertfied NeoSpace Homos Top duelist in 2 Academies Picked every card by hand in a test of strength and humility in the wild; stıll uses it to this day LI that came from a meteorite Likely Autistic; Walks around with a Duel Disk ready to play cards at moments notice Completely normal with better things to do can put millions out of work if he felt like it Comes from a family with "World Domination Can't even make it to Season 4 Dub plans, can create his own Season 4 After all these episodes; still an idiot Grew as a character and a person, very intelligent Grew up with the best this world has to offer; still not worth saving it Saves the world that did nothing for him

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Virgin Rockstar vs Chad Composer

Influenced the fåll of communism in Czechoslovakia " The Virgin Rockstar " Continually gets shafted by record companies because he knows nothing about business "The Chad Composer" Discovered the Wah pedal before anyone /^> else; introduced Jimi Hendrix to it Admits he is only in it for the money Not a trailblazer in any sense, only does things because other more famous bands did it first "Peace and love, maaan" Was always a freak, but never a hippie PIPCO Sings songs glorifying cocaine and heroin use Abstains from drugs and alcoho Boring and vapid lyriCS about love blah blah blah Gets pushed into an orchestra pit by a groupie's boyfriend, still finds the time to make 2 iazz fusion albums while recovering Never formally trained in music or went to college; still influenced by composers like Varese and Stravinsky Dropped out of art school Puts sex jokes in the middle of songs with complex guitar solos because he can Dies of a drug overdose in his prime Completely OK with the Government putting parental advisory stickers on his albums Continues to release posthumous albums, having an ever growing discography from beyond the grave The Beatles attempt to emulate his debut album (and fail)
Influenced the fåll of communism in Czechoslovakia " The Virgin Rockstar " Continually gets shafted by record companies because he knows nothing about business "The Chad Composer" Discovered the Wah pedal before anyone /^> else; introduced Jimi Hendrix to it Admits he is only in it for the money Not a trailblazer in any sense, only does things because other more famous bands did it first "Peace and love, maaan" Was always a freak, but never a hippie PIPCO Sings songs glorifying cocaine and heroin use Abstains from drugs and alcoho Boring and vapid lyriCS about love blah blah blah Gets pushed into an orchestra pit by a groupie's boyfriend, still finds the time to make 2 iazz fusion albums while recovering Never formally trained in music or went to college; still influenced by composers like Varese and Stravinsky Dropped out of art school Puts sex jokes in the middle of songs with complex guitar solos because he can Dies of a drug overdose in his prime Completely OK with the Government putting parental advisory stickers on his albums Continues to release posthumous albums, having an ever growing discography from beyond the grave The Beatles attempt to emulate his debut album (and fail)

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The Virgin "Auteur" vs. The Chad Game Writer

The Virgin "Auteur" Humble to a fault. Doesn't like to show his face. he Chad Game Writer Averages 1.25 creepy sex assualtymurder scenes per game. Thinks other video games are doing it "Wrong" and only he is brave enough to point that out. "All JRPG's need fishing minigames." Would you ask that kind of question to a film maker?" Constantly copies popular films Wishes he could make those instead. Recommends other games, even stating that some do things better than his do. Got sued for misconduct involving his actresses with unnecessary nude shower scenes. Simultaneously has no message in what he writes and a deep message Writes some of the most realized and fleshed out characters in games Doesn't need to cut the supernatural stuff from his games to make them sensible Game overs are a failure of the game designer. Gets the best from everyone he works with. Always thanks them for their support. Unearned sense of superiority to other writers/humans in general. Jokes about sex, but has never gotten sued by an actress. Wife draws cute fanart of his games. Soundtrack that is both amazing and fits s games. Has actually written non-game material, including novels and stageplays. Can succeed in other media, but choices games. Not ashamed of his medium. MADE OMIKRON THE NOMAD SOUL!!!!
The Virgin "Auteur" Humble to a fault. Doesn't like to show his face. he Chad Game Writer Averages 1.25 creepy sex assualtymurder scenes per game. Thinks other video games are doing it "Wrong" and only he is brave enough to point that out. "All JRPG's need fishing minigames." Would you ask that kind of question to a film maker?" Constantly copies popular films Wishes he could make those instead. Recommends other games, even stating that some do things better than his do. Got sued for misconduct involving his actresses with unnecessary nude shower scenes. Simultaneously has no message in what he writes and a deep message Writes some of the most realized and fleshed out characters in games Doesn't need to cut the supernatural stuff from his games to make them sensible Game overs are a failure of the game designer. Gets the best from everyone he works with. Always thanks them for their support. Unearned sense of superiority to other writers/humans in general. Jokes about sex, but has never gotten sued by an actress. Wife draws cute fanart of his games. Soundtrack that is both amazing and fits s games. Has actually written non-game material, including novels and stageplays. Can succeed in other media, but choices games. Not ashamed of his medium. MADE OMIKRON THE NOMAD SOUL!!!!

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Basically this meme in a nutshell

Virgin Thing I Don't Like Chad Thing I Like People who like it are retarded becasue they don't share my tastes People who like it are awesome because they share my tastes I like it I don't like it It's dumb Cool kids enjoy it doo-doo heads enjoy it It's cool It's awesome It's stupic Q. People who like it typically act beta People who like it typically act manly If you like it you f--- a lot If you like it you probably don't get a lot of p----
Virgin Thing I Don't Like Chad Thing I Like People who like it are retarded becasue they don't share my tastes People who like it are awesome because they share my tastes I like it I don't like it It's dumb Cool kids enjoy it doo-doo heads enjoy it It's cool It's awesome It's stupic Q. People who like it typically act beta People who like it typically act manly If you like it you f--- a lot If you like it you probably don't get a lot of p----

Virgin vs. Chad
chad thing i like thing i don't like

The virgin officer the chad heavy

The Virgin Officer The Chad Heavy bubble shield. enemies just walK through it and kill anyone dumb enough to stay inside dumb helmet that makes head look like a turtle impenetrable shield, blocks tank rounds with eas impact grenades for maximum spam wears office clothes. killed instantly carries every ammo possible, never uses it fist pumps the air so heavies can charge forward and win the battle for him weak body from years of paperwork, can barely lift his arms to fire thick armor tor combat powerful muscles for lifting heavy turrets weak pistol, overheats after 3 blasts massive blaster cannon, rarely overheats
The Virgin Officer The Chad Heavy bubble shield. enemies just walK through it and kill anyone dumb enough to stay inside dumb helmet that makes head look like a turtle impenetrable shield, blocks tank rounds with eas impact grenades for maximum spam wears office clothes. killed instantly carries every ammo possible, never uses it fist pumps the air so heavies can charge forward and win the battle for him weak body from years of paperwork, can barely lift his arms to fire thick armor tor combat powerful muscles for lifting heavy turrets weak pistol, overheats after 3 blasts massive blaster cannon, rarely overheats

Virgin vs. Chad
star wars officer heavy star wars battlefront ii

Virgin & Chad

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Virgin vs. Chad
fan art virgin vs chad shipping ship

Virgin "Prophet" vs Chad Messiah

The Virgin False Prophet Has to kill and conquer for people to believe his made up b------- Killed a ton of people who didn't didn't accept his heresy Claims Allah allows 4 wives but then goes and marries 11 Literally died of fever Mmmmmm 10 year olds Followers will try to kill people who make depictions of him (good luck lmao) The Chad Messiah Didn't kill or hurt a single person in his entire life Gains followers by committing Holy miracles that solely help and heal people Isralites had to beg Romans to nail Him to a cross for 3 days and stab him with a spear before he died... Allows only one wife to followers but doesn't need one But then he came back to life Imao Healed countless cripples and disabilities out of the kindness of His heart and the love of God Depictions are A-OK! I'm not gonna kill you brah
The Virgin False Prophet Has to kill and conquer for people to believe his made up b------- Killed a ton of people who didn't didn't accept his heresy Claims Allah allows 4 wives but then goes and marries 11 Literally died of fever Mmmmmm 10 year olds Followers will try to kill people who make depictions of him (good luck lmao) The Chad Messiah Didn't kill or hurt a single person in his entire life Gains followers by committing Holy miracles that solely help and heal people Isralites had to beg Romans to nail Him to a cross for 3 days and stab him with a spear before he died... Allows only one wife to followers but doesn't need one But then he came back to life Imao Healed countless cripples and disabilities out of the kindness of His heart and the love of God Depictions are A-OK! I'm not gonna kill you brah

Virgin vs. Chad
jesus h christ false prophet messiah virgin vs chad the virgin walk the chad stride