The Bah Hum Virgin The Chad-a Clause Jolly bright red cap that keeps his silvery locks cozy Stupid night cap to warm his bald spot Mad at people just cause he didn't get what he wanted. Huge beautiful jacket to hide his toned body needed to carry everyone's presents Pristine beard Huge slouch despite making others work hard for him Massive sack of toys for all the children who deserve it Ugly old sidé burns No one likes him and are glad when he dies Rich but wears boring colors Only gets scared into a good person when he sees his death despite being 80 years old Can move fast enough to deliver presents billions of people, eat cookies, and f--- your mom His dead best friend had to come back from the dead iust to f--- with him cause he's that much of a loser Full of Unconditional love for all and works hard all year for the sole reason of wanting to give joy to the world

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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN

The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic

Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

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The Bah Hum Virgin The Chad-a Clause Jolly bright red cap that keeps his silvery locks cozy Stupid night cap to warm his bald spot Mad at people just cause he didn't get what he wanted. Huge beautiful jacket to hide his toned body needed to carry everyone's presents Pristine beard Huge slouch despite making others work hard for him Massive sack of toys for all the children who deserve it Ugly old sidé burns No one likes him and are glad when he dies Rich but wears boring colors Only gets scared into a good person when he sees his death despite being 80 years old Can move fast enough to deliver presents billions of people, eat cookies, and f--- your mom His dead best friend had to come back from the dead iust to f--- with him cause he's that much of a loser Full of Unconditional love for all and works hard all year for the sole reason of wanting to give joy to the world

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