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Virgin vs. Chad - Virgin "Prophet" vs Chad Messiah

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The Virgin False Prophet Has to kill and conquer for people to believe his made up b------- Killed a ton of people who didn't didn't accept his heresy Claims Allah allows 4 wives but then goes and marries 11 Literally died of fever Mmmmmm 10 year olds Followers will try to kill people who make depictions of him (good luck lmao) The Chad Messiah Didn't kill or hurt a single person in his entire life Gains followers by committing Holy miracles that solely help and heal people Isralites had to beg Romans to nail Him to a cross for 3 days and stab him with a spear before he died... Allows only one wife to followers but doesn't need one But then he came back to life Imao Healed countless cripples and disabilities out of the kindness of His heart and the love of God Depictions are A-OK! I'm not gonna kill you brah

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ZoruaLoL

ZoruaLoL

Dec 20, 2017 at 12:37PM EST

Jesus: Died for our sins so you can sin freely.

Muhammad: Everything is a sin, if you sin you die

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Greeneyre

Greeneyre

Dec 16, 2017 at 12:48AM EST

"Didn't hurt anyone in his life"

Eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh…

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