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Virginia vs Legendary Super Chad

Legendary Super Chad Virginia Has no special spinoff He is no demon he is the devil The Luigi of Goku KAKAROOOT "You can have it all... My whole empire of dirt" Pisses himself at the sight of Chad Has notible spinofs including a s----ton of videogames, 5 movies, and an manga all circlejerking his power Calls himself a prince nobody listens to him Average bulge His power is maximum Fans are all orn team Gohan ironically Can't please Bulma Massive bulge Loyal fanbase Beats the s--- out of virgins F--- you Kakarot Gets cucked by Hit and Jiren His title actually means somthing Gets a new shiny f----- transformation Goku already has Kaioken Blue and Ultra Instinct Special transformation no one can outdO Everyone listens when he tells them to run
Legendary Super Chad Virginia Has no special spinoff He is no demon he is the devil The Luigi of Goku KAKAROOOT "You can have it all... My whole empire of dirt" Pisses himself at the sight of Chad Has notible spinofs including a s----ton of videogames, 5 movies, and an manga all circlejerking his power Calls himself a prince nobody listens to him Average bulge His power is maximum Fans are all orn team Gohan ironically Can't please Bulma Massive bulge Loyal fanbase Beats the s--- out of virgins F--- you Kakarot Gets cucked by Hit and Jiren His title actually means somthing Gets a new shiny f----- transformation Goku already has Kaioken Blue and Ultra Instinct Special transformation no one can outdO Everyone listens when he tells them to run

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The virgin xilian vs the chad Baltan

The Virgin Xilian The Chad Baltan Has a menacing laugh that will haunt your dreams forever Real form are Kyrieloid rip-offs Needs other monsters to do their dirty work Doesn't need to send monsters to fight the good guys, he takes them on directly Doesn't need a human disguise to invade Constantely loses to a radioactive lizard Looked ridiculous in their original appearance, looked like Matrix wannabes in their last appearance Hasn't appeared in Godzilla media since 2004 Has no special powers, just as weak as regular humans Has giant metal claws for hands Has almost any power you can think of Is a space Ninja Is one of the most iconic Ultraman villians and has constantly appeared in the Ultra Series
The Virgin Xilian The Chad Baltan Has a menacing laugh that will haunt your dreams forever Real form are Kyrieloid rip-offs Needs other monsters to do their dirty work Doesn't need to send monsters to fight the good guys, he takes them on directly Doesn't need a human disguise to invade Constantely loses to a radioactive lizard Looked ridiculous in their original appearance, looked like Matrix wannabes in their last appearance Hasn't appeared in Godzilla media since 2004 Has no special powers, just as weak as regular humans Has giant metal claws for hands Has almost any power you can think of Is a space Ninja Is one of the most iconic Ultraman villians and has constantly appeared in the Ultra Series

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THE VIRGIN UCHIHA THE CHAD NAMIKAZI gets cucked by his only friend not a virgin amazing pure blonde hair Chad minato lovely blue eyes attacks hidden leaf with the strongest tailed beast at his command only dammages 5 buildings goes full spurg over losing girl who forgot about him only fights with a dagger trys to back stab sucker punch only ends up killing 1 pregnant lady in his attack on a whole village chad mintato bad mistake founds an organization of run away failures who end up achieving more than he ever did became youngest hokagae gets manipulated by grandpa - has skill no hacks trys to 1v1 a chad with eye hacks still loses has wet dreams about a 8 year old girl at 25 1vs100s armys and other clans knife only _ only needs dagger half his body made of weak has to rely on others to get his own jobs done unzips his pants and dumps his giant blue balls on his enemies semern hand signs a thermo nuke out of existence while thinking what way to f--- his wife tonight wears mask to hide cuck shame wears a trench coat at 25 is known world wide famous and feared
THE VIRGIN UCHIHA THE CHAD NAMIKAZI gets cucked by his only friend not a virgin amazing pure blonde hair Chad minato lovely blue eyes attacks hidden leaf with the strongest tailed beast at his command only dammages 5 buildings goes full spurg over losing girl who forgot about him only fights with a dagger trys to back stab sucker punch only ends up killing 1 pregnant lady in his attack on a whole village chad mintato bad mistake founds an organization of run away failures who end up achieving more than he ever did became youngest hokagae gets manipulated by grandpa - has skill no hacks trys to 1v1 a chad with eye hacks still loses has wet dreams about a 8 year old girl at 25 1vs100s armys and other clans knife only _ only needs dagger half his body made of weak has to rely on others to get his own jobs done unzips his pants and dumps his giant blue balls on his enemies semern hand signs a thermo nuke out of existence while thinking what way to f--- his wife tonight wears mask to hide cuck shame wears a trench coat at 25 is known world wide famous and feared

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Yellow Press vs Morning Leader

THE VIRGIN MODERATE THE CHAD PROGRESSIVE TYPICALLY READS THE "MORNING LEADER', THOUGHTLESS HABITUALLY READS THE YELLOW PRESS S--"W HEAD FULL OF THOUGHTS LOVES CHEAP SENSATIONALISM CREDULOUS HIGHLY OBSERVANT AN EXCELLENT BUSINESSMAN MAKES POOR FASHION CHOICES 10/10 SENSE OF STYLE
THE VIRGIN MODERATE THE CHAD PROGRESSIVE TYPICALLY READS THE "MORNING LEADER', THOUGHTLESS HABITUALLY READS THE YELLOW PRESS S--"W HEAD FULL OF THOUGHTS LOVES CHEAP SENSATIONALISM CREDULOUS HIGHLY OBSERVANT AN EXCELLENT BUSINESSMAN MAKES POOR FASHION CHOICES 10/10 SENSE OF STYLE

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Stylist vs Barber

THE VIRGIN HAIRSTYLIST THE CHAD BARBER WENT TO TRADE SCHOOL AFTER REALIZING THAT HIS DEGREE IN WOMEN'S STUDIES IS COMPLETELY USELESS ON THE JOB MARKET SELF-TAUGHT, JUST LIKE HIS FATHER AND GRANDFATHER BEFORE HIM SHITLIB SJW INSISTS ON TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT HIS POLITICAL VIEWS MORE THAN WILLING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ON HISTORY AND POLITICS, BUT NEVER FLAUNTS HIS PERSONAL VIEWS CHARGES 40 USD FOR A BUZZCUT NOTHING IN HIS PRICE LIST COSTS MORE THAN SEVEN BUCKS WEARS ILL-FITTING MISMATCHED FAUX VINTAGE CLOTHING IN AN ATTEMPT TO SEEM QUIRKY SHOP INEXPLICABLY HAS A PRETENTIOUS NAME AND IS DECORATED IN A WAY THAT'S SUPPOSED TO INVOKE THE FIRST HALF OF THE 20TH CENTURY SIMPLE NO-B------- ATTIRE, BELIEVES IN SUBSTANCE OVER STYLE 轹 SIGN SIMPLY SAYS "BARBER" SHOP INTERIOR IS DESIGNED FOR FUNCTION, NOT FORM SPENDS A LOT OF TIME AND MONEY ON SELF-PROMOTION BUT IS ACTUALLY TERRIBLE AT CUTTING HAIFR USES EXPENSIVE GROOMING PRODUCTS AS WINDOW DRESSING BUT DOESN'T OFFER ANY FOR SALE ZERO INTERNET PRESENCE, ONLY RELIES ON WORD-OF-MOUTH TO PROMOTE HIS BUSINESS EVERYTHING ON THE WINDOWS AND SHELVES CAN BE PURCHASED
THE VIRGIN HAIRSTYLIST THE CHAD BARBER WENT TO TRADE SCHOOL AFTER REALIZING THAT HIS DEGREE IN WOMEN'S STUDIES IS COMPLETELY USELESS ON THE JOB MARKET SELF-TAUGHT, JUST LIKE HIS FATHER AND GRANDFATHER BEFORE HIM SHITLIB SJW INSISTS ON TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT HIS POLITICAL VIEWS MORE THAN WILLING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ON HISTORY AND POLITICS, BUT NEVER FLAUNTS HIS PERSONAL VIEWS CHARGES 40 USD FOR A BUZZCUT NOTHING IN HIS PRICE LIST COSTS MORE THAN SEVEN BUCKS WEARS ILL-FITTING MISMATCHED FAUX VINTAGE CLOTHING IN AN ATTEMPT TO SEEM QUIRKY SHOP INEXPLICABLY HAS A PRETENTIOUS NAME AND IS DECORATED IN A WAY THAT'S SUPPOSED TO INVOKE THE FIRST HALF OF THE 20TH CENTURY SIMPLE NO-B------- ATTIRE, BELIEVES IN SUBSTANCE OVER STYLE 轹 SIGN SIMPLY SAYS "BARBER" SHOP INTERIOR IS DESIGNED FOR FUNCTION, NOT FORM SPENDS A LOT OF TIME AND MONEY ON SELF-PROMOTION BUT IS ACTUALLY TERRIBLE AT CUTTING HAIFR USES EXPENSIVE GROOMING PRODUCTS AS WINDOW DRESSING BUT DOESN'T OFFER ANY FOR SALE ZERO INTERNET PRESENCE, ONLY RELIES ON WORD-OF-MOUTH TO PROMOTE HIS BUSINESS EVERYTHING ON THE WINDOWS AND SHELVES CAN BE PURCHASED

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Giant Mole vs TzTok-Jad

The TzTok-Chad The virgin burrower Has 4 betas following him around Horrible posture Shares a cave with his bros Skinnyfat Big ass, no arms, another victim of Rippetoe Dips when s--- gets heated like the little bitch he is Lives alone under the ground Can smacc you up in one hit Mirin forearms Extreme bearmode, strongest f----- around
The TzTok-Chad The virgin burrower Has 4 betas following him around Horrible posture Shares a cave with his bros Skinnyfat Big ass, no arms, another victim of Rippetoe Dips when s--- gets heated like the little bitch he is Lives alone under the ground Can smacc you up in one hit Mirin forearms Extreme bearmode, strongest f----- around

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Alex vs Scott Cawthon

The virgin dev The Chad Animdude Losing hair due to god knows what 46 years old, married Losing hair, but he is 46 years old 30 year old virgin and with children Steals assets Creates his own models and code Lives with his parents "l work 12 hours per day", stream:s like 5 hours per day Is a christian and a family man These hands only work to produce SPAGHET code and to fap Made his old games free to download Was given advice by MikeZd... and he decided to scrap the whole game "Your models are scary", so he made a series of scary games Created a franchise His game runs at 10 fps even on high end pcs His games run perfect even on toasters
The virgin dev The Chad Animdude Losing hair due to god knows what 46 years old, married Losing hair, but he is 46 years old 30 year old virgin and with children Steals assets Creates his own models and code Lives with his parents "l work 12 hours per day", stream:s like 5 hours per day Is a christian and a family man These hands only work to produce SPAGHET code and to fap Made his old games free to download Was given advice by MikeZd... and he decided to scrap the whole game "Your models are scary", so he made a series of scary games Created a franchise His game runs at 10 fps even on high end pcs His games run perfect even on toasters

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The Virgin Tank vs The Chad Chad Chad

The virgin tank The chad CHAD CHAD Vulnerable to small arms Jawline so strong it once broke a mountain Invulnerable to all weapons Worst possible jawline Extinction-level event Threat to 4 people Caused by boring virus Destroys chad battalions in second:s Virgin scientists cannot explain origin Skipped leg and penis day Will live forever in our nightmares 5 equally powerful limbs Kinda scary
The virgin tank The chad CHAD CHAD Vulnerable to small arms Jawline so strong it once broke a mountain Invulnerable to all weapons Worst possible jawline Extinction-level event Threat to 4 people Caused by boring virus Destroys chad battalions in second:s Virgin scientists cannot explain origin Skipped leg and penis day Will live forever in our nightmares 5 equally powerful limbs Kinda scary

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The Virgin And Chad On Billy And Mandy.


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Virgin Vegeta vs. Chad Broly


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How to Piss Off the Super Best Friends Super Hard

Unkempt boyish hair Manly bald head The Virgin Kojima THE CHAD CAGE Makes hacky schlock with plots that are absolute nonsense Makes "interactive movies" Doesn't know what a "video game" is Makes kino with adult themes like fatherhood and what it means to be human Makes "video games" with hour long cutscenes because he'd rather make movies Giant westaboo Got f----- over by the company he worked with and had one of his games cancelled Proud frenchman Has always been a true auteur with his own company Cast his waifu in his game and she still wouldn't f--- him Makes numerous references to his idol David Bowie in his games but couldn't even license one of his songs Made a game with the actual David Bowie who was involved in everything from music, story and design to actually appearing in the game himself Creates his own digital waifus Awkwardly straddles the line between game and movie Revolutionized cinematic games
Unkempt boyish hair Manly bald head The Virgin Kojima THE CHAD CAGE Makes hacky schlock with plots that are absolute nonsense Makes "interactive movies" Doesn't know what a "video game" is Makes kino with adult themes like fatherhood and what it means to be human Makes "video games" with hour long cutscenes because he'd rather make movies Giant westaboo Got f----- over by the company he worked with and had one of his games cancelled Proud frenchman Has always been a true auteur with his own company Cast his waifu in his game and she still wouldn't f--- him Makes numerous references to his idol David Bowie in his games but couldn't even license one of his songs Made a game with the actual David Bowie who was involved in everything from music, story and design to actually appearing in the game himself Creates his own digital waifus Awkwardly straddles the line between game and movie Revolutionized cinematic games

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Virgin Jiren vs. Chad Broly

hit trending the second he was announced made vegeta cry and s--- his pants has severe PTSD got beaten by a weakened goku destroys everything because he can Is f------ bald doesn't even need to trairn worked his whole life to defeat a viilain but failed has the largest know biceps of any living creature talks s--- about his own friends that try to help him because he's depressed tanked a planet exploding as a f------ baby can literally fight off 4 full powered saiyans without breaking a sweat has a huge legandary saiyan d--- was brought back 5 times can wipe out a universe casually in base tells strangers to "get lost" because he doesn't know how to start a convo killed his dad and threw him into another planet on a whim Has weird small legs only died due to plot
hit trending the second he was announced made vegeta cry and s--- his pants has severe PTSD got beaten by a weakened goku destroys everything because he can Is f------ bald doesn't even need to trairn worked his whole life to defeat a viilain but failed has the largest know biceps of any living creature talks s--- about his own friends that try to help him because he's depressed tanked a planet exploding as a f------ baby can literally fight off 4 full powered saiyans without breaking a sweat has a huge legandary saiyan d--- was brought back 5 times can wipe out a universe casually in base tells strangers to "get lost" because he doesn't know how to start a convo killed his dad and threw him into another planet on a whim Has weird small legs only died due to plot

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The Virgin Flug v. THE CHADMENCIA

the virgin flug THE CHADMENCIA comes up with boring and simple ideas over the top and powerful ideas vicious and insane the ideas themselves fail at times too safe all the time has an absolute crush on her boss screws up bag in his head just for just absolute disgust and shame a pretty interesting taste in music NOw. istens to her boss all the time gets yelled at by his angry villain boss he works with tries to be too careful doesn't give a s--- about safety too much ROAR listens to carefully to boss thicc as f--- is currently the main punching bag of the shorts so far
the virgin flug THE CHADMENCIA comes up with boring and simple ideas over the top and powerful ideas vicious and insane the ideas themselves fail at times too safe all the time has an absolute crush on her boss screws up bag in his head just for just absolute disgust and shame a pretty interesting taste in music NOw. istens to her boss all the time gets yelled at by his angry villain boss he works with tries to be too careful doesn't give a s--- about safety too much ROAR listens to carefully to boss thicc as f--- is currently the main punching bag of the shorts so far

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Gipsy Avenger vs. Gipsy Danger

Huge chainswords slice through entire Kaiju oted by wimpy teens in spandex suits Piloted by veterans, both are martial artist masters GIPSY DANCHAD confused by romance Platonic relationship shatters expectations Armored pilot suits eger unarmored neck vulnerable to attack eger Wide visor grants good spacial awarenes holograms everywhere that clutter pilot vision Name consists of two random words sounds awesome anyways Protective and intimidating shoulder rmor name steals from predecessor combined with overused word useless wings and head plates are purely cosmetic No enemy has escaped from a fight aliv Plasma casters obliterates looks smal bland blue color two power cores, still pitiful performance Has no neck, decapitation thin frame struggles to is impossible Appears massive, shakes the earth with each footstep support even its own weight needs a "gravity sling" to manipulate the environment Analog control Plasma casters and chainswords in both arms single flimsy sword that breaks constantly Iconic shape crotch as thin Single reactor turbine with devastating power output Superior elbow rocket plasma cannon does no damage, only knockback Massive chassis can grapple and throw even the heaviest of Kaiju generic proportions, hard to differentiate from other Jaegers Uses bare hands to utilize the environment as weapons only one of each weapon Slattern-sized balls of metaphorical steel andp Navy blue camoflauge grants invisibility whilst underwater thinks it can punch its way out of every situation, punches are weak built in an era with no Kaiju, no purpose but to stand around Built during wartime to save humanity, successfully kills 9 Kaiju Creatively gains the upper hand unable to save lives, helicopter crashes right in front of it Obsidian Fury walks right up to it and beats the hell out of it Decals provide eye-popping contrast Is ambushed by Raiju, has it in a headlock in no more than 6 seconds horn is inaudible during combat Saves a fishing boat and everyone on it whilst facing down Knifehead Designed to kill Kaiju designed to sell toys Deafening foghorn announces a god has arrives, creates tsunamis with each blast can't kill a Category 5 Kaiju, even with help from another jaeger Survived re-entry and landing from 50,000 feet unscathed Solo-kills multiple Kaiju needs way too many toppings on its ice cream Heroic sacrifice to nuke another dimension and close the Breach dies from falling on a Kaiju Can fight hurricanes 60% of on-screen Kaiju kills are done literally single-handedly Can win harmcolossa harmO7.tumblr.com
Huge chainswords slice through entire Kaiju oted by wimpy teens in spandex suits Piloted by veterans, both are martial artist masters GIPSY DANCHAD confused by romance Platonic relationship shatters expectations Armored pilot suits eger unarmored neck vulnerable to attack eger Wide visor grants good spacial awarenes holograms everywhere that clutter pilot vision Name consists of two random words sounds awesome anyways Protective and intimidating shoulder rmor name steals from predecessor combined with overused word useless wings and head plates are purely cosmetic No enemy has escaped from a fight aliv Plasma casters obliterates looks smal bland blue color two power cores, still pitiful performance Has no neck, decapitation thin frame struggles to is impossible Appears massive, shakes the earth with each footstep support even its own weight needs a "gravity sling" to manipulate the environment Analog control Plasma casters and chainswords in both arms single flimsy sword that breaks constantly Iconic shape crotch as thin Single reactor turbine with devastating power output Superior elbow rocket plasma cannon does no damage, only knockback Massive chassis can grapple and throw even the heaviest of Kaiju generic proportions, hard to differentiate from other Jaegers Uses bare hands to utilize the environment as weapons only one of each weapon Slattern-sized balls of metaphorical steel andp Navy blue camoflauge grants invisibility whilst underwater thinks it can punch its way out of every situation, punches are weak built in an era with no Kaiju, no purpose but to stand around Built during wartime to save humanity, successfully kills 9 Kaiju Creatively gains the upper hand unable to save lives, helicopter crashes right in front of it Obsidian Fury walks right up to it and beats the hell out of it Decals provide eye-popping contrast Is ambushed by Raiju, has it in a headlock in no more than 6 seconds horn is inaudible during combat Saves a fishing boat and everyone on it whilst facing down Knifehead Designed to kill Kaiju designed to sell toys Deafening foghorn announces a god has arrives, creates tsunamis with each blast can't kill a Category 5 Kaiju, even with help from another jaeger Survived re-entry and landing from 50,000 feet unscathed Solo-kills multiple Kaiju needs way too many toppings on its ice cream Heroic sacrifice to nuke another dimension and close the Breach dies from falling on a Kaiju Can fight hurricanes 60% of on-screen Kaiju kills are done literally single-handedly Can win harmcolossa harmO7.tumblr.com

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The Virgin Anubis vs. The Chad Hellhound

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The Nerevirgin Vs. CHADBORN

Nerevirain first quest is literally to file his documents can't even f------ sprint WILL EVENTUALLY DIE AND BE SENT TO PARADISE thinks he can kill a god, how can he kill a god? what a grand and FIRST QUEST IS TO DESTROY WHOEVER IS IN THE KEEP only uses weapons he happens to be a bit good at RUNS LIKE A SUGAR-HIGH HORSE PUNCHES BEGGARS FOR FUN, GIVES THEM A SEPTIM AFTERWARDS teleports away like a p---- has to use wraithquard to wield keening DEFEATED A GOD SO HARD THE GOD LET HIM INTO A PLACE ONLY FOR THE DEAD TWO-HANDED 100, USES FISTS ANYWAY only a few console commands CONSOLE COMMANDS UP THE ASS cursed with immortality loses to a f------ beggar WIELDS KEENING BARE-HANDED BECAUSE HE CAN USES MIGHTY SKYRIM HORSES AS TRANSPORT LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKEA main transportation is a aiant tick HIDEOUS CHARACTER face cut off so he can be anyone, only has LITERALLY KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE HE KEEPS ON STEALING SOULS FROM HIMSELF S A POWERFUL NORD a few face options anyway is a dark elf HAS A SHOUT TO MAKE BITCHES WET BUYS HOUSES TO POWER THE ECONOMY gets free houses because everyone feels bad for him WENT TO HEAVEN JUST TO KILL SOME GUY WHO SPOILED HIS EXECUTION WOMEN WANT TO MARRY HIM JUST BECAUSE HE DELIVERED A RING didn't even help in the oblivion crisis written by michael kirkbride Imao TODD HOWARD HIMSELF DREAMED THIS CHARACTER INTO EXISTANCE
Nerevirain first quest is literally to file his documents can't even f------ sprint WILL EVENTUALLY DIE AND BE SENT TO PARADISE thinks he can kill a god, how can he kill a god? what a grand and FIRST QUEST IS TO DESTROY WHOEVER IS IN THE KEEP only uses weapons he happens to be a bit good at RUNS LIKE A SUGAR-HIGH HORSE PUNCHES BEGGARS FOR FUN, GIVES THEM A SEPTIM AFTERWARDS teleports away like a p---- has to use wraithquard to wield keening DEFEATED A GOD SO HARD THE GOD LET HIM INTO A PLACE ONLY FOR THE DEAD TWO-HANDED 100, USES FISTS ANYWAY only a few console commands CONSOLE COMMANDS UP THE ASS cursed with immortality loses to a f------ beggar WIELDS KEENING BARE-HANDED BECAUSE HE CAN USES MIGHTY SKYRIM HORSES AS TRANSPORT LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKEA main transportation is a aiant tick HIDEOUS CHARACTER face cut off so he can be anyone, only has LITERALLY KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE HE KEEPS ON STEALING SOULS FROM HIMSELF S A POWERFUL NORD a few face options anyway is a dark elf HAS A SHOUT TO MAKE BITCHES WET BUYS HOUSES TO POWER THE ECONOMY gets free houses because everyone feels bad for him WENT TO HEAVEN JUST TO KILL SOME GUY WHO SPOILED HIS EXECUTION WOMEN WANT TO MARRY HIM JUST BECAUSE HE DELIVERED A RING didn't even help in the oblivion crisis written by michael kirkbride Imao TODD HOWARD HIMSELF DREAMED THIS CHARACTER INTO EXISTANCE

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The virgin Drake vs. the chad Pusha T

The Chad Pusha T The Virain Drake Caucasian hair constant source of insecurity Has had cornrows since 2002 showing off glorious African heritage YUEGH Raps about selling coke so well doesn't have to rap about anything else Known user of blackface Music is relatable and borina - nothing about selling coke Has ahostwriters, claims he's helping them Values the sanctity of marriage Is not Jack Frost with that Blast Off Is L Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard Real name 'Aubrey Has moved countless kilos of coke Bad father Upset Bravely calls out Birdman for impoverishing Wayne Actually started from the bottom Uses neglected child to sell s----- adidas shoes
The Chad Pusha T The Virain Drake Caucasian hair constant source of insecurity Has had cornrows since 2002 showing off glorious African heritage YUEGH Raps about selling coke so well doesn't have to rap about anything else Known user of blackface Music is relatable and borina - nothing about selling coke Has ahostwriters, claims he's helping them Values the sanctity of marriage Is not Jack Frost with that Blast Off Is L Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard Real name 'Aubrey Has moved countless kilos of coke Bad father Upset Bravely calls out Birdman for impoverishing Wayne Actually started from the bottom Uses neglected child to sell s----- adidas shoes

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The Virgin Mickey VS The Chad Oswald

Big adorable bunny ears that have multiple uses from flying to grabbing things to being used as clubs for combat THE VIRGIN MICKEY THE CHAD OSWALD Hangs out with Donald and Goofy to make himself feel smarter Big gross mouse ears that look like circles that someone stepped on that serve no purpose other than to sell hats Built his own Donald and Goofy out of scrap metal because he's a genius Built his brother Mickey a house in the Wasteland (in case he was ever forgotten and stuck there too) despite being angry and jealous of him at the time Remembers everyone's names in the wasteland because he wants to remind them that some one still cares Literally looked at his brother Oswald in disgust and then literally threw him in the garbage despite everything they went through together Beat the crap out of a bear with his bare hands and made a snazzy coat from its fur before the BEAR ran away like a bitch Doesn't remember his old friends in the wasteland because he's too cool for them Has a magic paint brush that he stole without permission which doesn't do s--- to robots Threw away his gun when facing a bear because he was too afraid to shoot it before running away like a bitch Has a sweet remote that he made himself which was upgraded by the Gremlins to be even better. Literally uses it to show robots whose boss by hacking them Spanks his wiener; it bites his finger because it doesn't respect him Trashed the wasteland by spilling paint thinner on it like an idiot. Runs away opposed to cleaning it up like a coward so he didn't get in trouble like a child instead of taking responsibility like an adult. Spent years cleaning up Mickey's mess and fighting a giant evil blot monster who could actually melt him to death Was willing to sacrifice himself to take it down once and for all for the good of his family and everyone else who lives in the wasteland. Spanks his wiener; it immediately learns its lesson and knows its place Has been with the same girl for 90+ years, still hasn't had kids, and has nightmares about ever being a dad Had 420 kids with his girlfriend, and loves and spends time with everyone of them, and can tell them all apart despite them being identical. Got famous for using Oswald's old gags and beat an already defeated Pete because he's a talentless hack Did a LOT of Mickey's old gags first and was defeating Pete before it was cool (Despite not getting any credit) Wears big yellow ugly clown shoes to protect his tiny delicate feet Runs around barefoot on large glorious rabbit feet that grant him good luck
Big adorable bunny ears that have multiple uses from flying to grabbing things to being used as clubs for combat THE VIRGIN MICKEY THE CHAD OSWALD Hangs out with Donald and Goofy to make himself feel smarter Big gross mouse ears that look like circles that someone stepped on that serve no purpose other than to sell hats Built his own Donald and Goofy out of scrap metal because he's a genius Built his brother Mickey a house in the Wasteland (in case he was ever forgotten and stuck there too) despite being angry and jealous of him at the time Remembers everyone's names in the wasteland because he wants to remind them that some one still cares Literally looked at his brother Oswald in disgust and then literally threw him in the garbage despite everything they went through together Beat the crap out of a bear with his bare hands and made a snazzy coat from its fur before the BEAR ran away like a bitch Doesn't remember his old friends in the wasteland because he's too cool for them Has a magic paint brush that he stole without permission which doesn't do s--- to robots Threw away his gun when facing a bear because he was too afraid to shoot it before running away like a bitch Has a sweet remote that he made himself which was upgraded by the Gremlins to be even better. Literally uses it to show robots whose boss by hacking them Spanks his wiener; it bites his finger because it doesn't respect him Trashed the wasteland by spilling paint thinner on it like an idiot. Runs away opposed to cleaning it up like a coward so he didn't get in trouble like a child instead of taking responsibility like an adult. Spent years cleaning up Mickey's mess and fighting a giant evil blot monster who could actually melt him to death Was willing to sacrifice himself to take it down once and for all for the good of his family and everyone else who lives in the wasteland. Spanks his wiener; it immediately learns its lesson and knows its place Has been with the same girl for 90+ years, still hasn't had kids, and has nightmares about ever being a dad Had 420 kids with his girlfriend, and loves and spends time with everyone of them, and can tell them all apart despite them being identical. Got famous for using Oswald's old gags and beat an already defeated Pete because he's a talentless hack Did a LOT of Mickey's old gags first and was defeating Pete before it was cool (Despite not getting any credit) Wears big yellow ugly clown shoes to protect his tiny delicate feet Runs around barefoot on large glorious rabbit feet that grant him good luck

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