Virgin vs. Chad - Ultimate conspiracy

It makes sense when you think about it. Johnny Bravo is Chad enough to have the confidence to blatantly hit on all the best-looking ladies on the show, but Virgin enough to fail to attract them every time.

I guess "The Virgin Chad" works the best here:

> Was a scrawny weakling that actively improved himself instead of self-loathing
> Keeps his style simple, no need to over-complicate what works
> Loves his mom and always makes time for her while still being independent
> No matter how hard he tries his good looks are not enough to get girl
> Never gives up despite daily rejections
> Very self confident but he fails to see that his ego is his greatest weakness
> Does not have many friends but the ones he has he keeps close
> Strong, manly jaw line that draws attention away from his weak looking legs