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Unkempt boyish hair Manly bald head The Virgin Kojima THE CHAD CAGE Makes hacky schlock with plots that are absolute nonsense Makes "interactive movies" Doesn't know what a "video game" is Makes kino with adult themes like fatherhood and what it means to be human Makes "video games" with hour long cutscenes because he'd rather make movies Giant westaboo Got f----- over by the company he worked with and had one of his games cancelled Proud frenchman Has always been a true auteur with his own company Cast his waifu in his game and she still wouldn't f--- him Makes numerous references to his idol David Bowie in his games but couldn't even license one of his songs Made a game with the actual David Bowie who was involved in everything from music, story and design to actually appearing in the game himself Creates his own digital waifus Awkwardly straddles the line between game and movie Revolutionized cinematic games

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Uploaded Jul 10, 2018 at 01:40PM EDT

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hideo kojima, david cage, cursed image, heresy

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