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The Virgin Snake v The Chad Ocelot

"The Virain Snake" "The Chad Ocelot" long unkept hair cucked by the government cucked the government plays 4D chess with alliances lost an eye to save a woman wh o cucked him strong jaw and cheekbones grows a beard to hide weak jawline can use gestures effectively unshaven, shabby l clean, shaven hair only facial hair grown is a fashionable moustahce cant let go of the past can only beat women and old men in fights stiff, frigid body and soul carries stylish revolvers sensible, fashionable gloves to properly moisten p---- only sexual contact is with a russian man who grabbed his d--- straps around groin to avoid accidents uses loud weapons to scare the enemy fingerless glove meter-100% trendy belt and jacke sterile only kids are forcibly eloned from incredibly skilled with revolvers im is commanded by omeone who cucks him uses silent weaponry to avoid killin taunts his prisoners with 3 guns at once plays both sides like damn fiddles useless pouches' c--- is unbound by straps dresses to blend in with others cucks the woman who cucked snake weird leg strap
"The Virain Snake" "The Chad Ocelot" long unkept hair cucked by the government cucked the government plays 4D chess with alliances lost an eye to save a woman wh o cucked him strong jaw and cheekbones grows a beard to hide weak jawline can use gestures effectively unshaven, shabby l clean, shaven hair only facial hair grown is a fashionable moustahce cant let go of the past can only beat women and old men in fights stiff, frigid body and soul carries stylish revolvers sensible, fashionable gloves to properly moisten p---- only sexual contact is with a russian man who grabbed his d--- straps around groin to avoid accidents uses loud weapons to scare the enemy fingerless glove meter-100% trendy belt and jacke sterile only kids are forcibly eloned from incredibly skilled with revolvers im is commanded by omeone who cucks him uses silent weaponry to avoid killin taunts his prisoners with 3 guns at once plays both sides like damn fiddles useless pouches' c--- is unbound by straps dresses to blend in with others cucks the woman who cucked snake weird leg strap

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Skaven vs Lizardmen

The strongest race in all of lustria Lives in absolute filth thousands of rats starve to death on a daily basis Protected by magical auras and barriers from their slann masters Lives in impenatrable GLORIOUS Temple cities Sacrifices thousands of rats to win every battle Worships a fake chaos god Glorious ancient weapons hand crafted to the specifications of ACTUAL GODS One Saurus can kill thousands of skaven in his lifetime ollows a divine mandate from ancient gods to destroy all aos from the world Individually weak, none of them are strong except very rare lords as ábsolutely slaughtered and driven out of lustria by a GOD
The strongest race in all of lustria Lives in absolute filth thousands of rats starve to death on a daily basis Protected by magical auras and barriers from their slann masters Lives in impenatrable GLORIOUS Temple cities Sacrifices thousands of rats to win every battle Worships a fake chaos god Glorious ancient weapons hand crafted to the specifications of ACTUAL GODS One Saurus can kill thousands of skaven in his lifetime ollows a divine mandate from ancient gods to destroy all aos from the world Individually weak, none of them are strong except very rare lords as ábsolutely slaughtered and driven out of lustria by a GOD

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The Virgin Changeling vs The Chad Dragonlord by ChargingTurtle

"The Virgin Ruler of the Changelings' THE CHAD DRAGONLORD Antlers so big that Luna couldn't even put him the heart of courage on leaking spaghetti everywhere Her father is proud of her Lots of weird colors aesthetically unpleasant She ate Twilight's castle and almost killed a trumpetist, no f---- given Badass wings that strike fear into the hearts of her enemies His own mother hates him The proof of his worth is some gay heart jewel The proof of her greatness is a badass scepter Pretty fairy wings that intimidate no one When he has to fight he shapeshifts into something else because he can't do anything in his real form All dragons come istantly when she calls them Can throw boulders as big as her oo beta to gain respect Adorable tsundere attitude, pure waifu material Takes s--- from no one, not even her subjects from his subjects Can't stop acting like a f----- Even his own brother doesn't give a s--- Eats gems which are strong and beautiful just like her Eats love, how gay is that She became dragonlord from facing a dangerous challenge He got a position o power because reasons
"The Virgin Ruler of the Changelings' THE CHAD DRAGONLORD Antlers so big that Luna couldn't even put him the heart of courage on leaking spaghetti everywhere Her father is proud of her Lots of weird colors aesthetically unpleasant She ate Twilight's castle and almost killed a trumpetist, no f---- given Badass wings that strike fear into the hearts of her enemies His own mother hates him The proof of his worth is some gay heart jewel The proof of her greatness is a badass scepter Pretty fairy wings that intimidate no one When he has to fight he shapeshifts into something else because he can't do anything in his real form All dragons come istantly when she calls them Can throw boulders as big as her oo beta to gain respect Adorable tsundere attitude, pure waifu material Takes s--- from no one, not even her subjects from his subjects Can't stop acting like a f----- Even his own brother doesn't give a s--- Eats gems which are strong and beautiful just like her Eats love, how gay is that She became dragonlord from facing a dangerous challenge He got a position o power because reasons

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Trent Reznor vs Tront Reznor

"The Trent Walk" Stringy hair, parted down the middle. No product, no care. THE TRONT STRIDE Hair is a perfectly groomed and no longer a stringy mess. buzzed look Will maintain eve contact with vo for an excessive amount of time Makes great music but too much of a perfectionist, takes a ton of time and prone to costant writers block. Head is on a String Doesn't live in the past Time keeps marching on Eves are almost like a hawk. Needs validation from others whenever and wherever he can get t from. Talks s---, never backs down unlike everyone else, he nef because his statements are grounded in fact, will escalate it Only death of opposing party will make him pause. sle Nlike his contemporaries. Lifts with his Academy Award. Thinks its cool to smash synths on stage. What has that synth ever done to you, huh Trent? Smoked crack cocaine and so does he. Has three dogs. fosters out abandoned track dogs Arms are constantly in flip flop flip flop Stutters and stammers in interviews. fidgets and cannot maintain eve contact with anyone for too long Has a dog. she commits suicide understands the value of family. Keeps his wite pregnant for nearly 3 straight months Doesn't lift Makes music he wants to make, doesn't give a s--- what people want him to do. Will make a three hour instumental album because f--- vou, he wants to do it. Says stupid things like "Tll be dead before 40" to get attention. Rents out the Tate murder home, then proceeds to cry when Sharon Tate's sister confronts him Doesn't look for validation from anvone. Treats Synths with the respect they deserve Uses drugs and alcohol to numb whatever troubleshim. Thinks these are good tools for creativitv Clean and sober. drugs and drink are for beta f---- who can't deal with their problems constructivelv Dumped his dweeb friend 'Brian' Unironically uses candles to come off as spooky and mysterious. Thinks it's okay to f--- crazy girls like Kennedy, Courtney Love, Tori Amos and Richard Patrick Mountain biking thighs and ass Trusts someone else to make music with Makes his music alone, no one challenge:s him S--- talks others, backs down when his target calls him out. o self respect Makes friends with dweebs named Brian' Too chickenshit to ask Aayliah to collaborate. Embraces his height Signs onto a record label noted for only having tv commericial jingles as their soufce of revenue Thought Starfuckers inc was a clever song Insecure about his height, wears heavy platform jackboots
"The Trent Walk" Stringy hair, parted down the middle. No product, no care. THE TRONT STRIDE Hair is a perfectly groomed and no longer a stringy mess. buzzed look Will maintain eve contact with vo for an excessive amount of time Makes great music but too much of a perfectionist, takes a ton of time and prone to costant writers block. Head is on a String Doesn't live in the past Time keeps marching on Eves are almost like a hawk. Needs validation from others whenever and wherever he can get t from. Talks s---, never backs down unlike everyone else, he nef because his statements are grounded in fact, will escalate it Only death of opposing party will make him pause. sle Nlike his contemporaries. Lifts with his Academy Award. Thinks its cool to smash synths on stage. What has that synth ever done to you, huh Trent? Smoked crack cocaine and so does he. Has three dogs. fosters out abandoned track dogs Arms are constantly in flip flop flip flop Stutters and stammers in interviews. fidgets and cannot maintain eve contact with anyone for too long Has a dog. she commits suicide understands the value of family. Keeps his wite pregnant for nearly 3 straight months Doesn't lift Makes music he wants to make, doesn't give a s--- what people want him to do. Will make a three hour instumental album because f--- vou, he wants to do it. Says stupid things like "Tll be dead before 40" to get attention. Rents out the Tate murder home, then proceeds to cry when Sharon Tate's sister confronts him Doesn't look for validation from anvone. Treats Synths with the respect they deserve Uses drugs and alcohol to numb whatever troubleshim. Thinks these are good tools for creativitv Clean and sober. drugs and drink are for beta f---- who can't deal with their problems constructivelv Dumped his dweeb friend 'Brian' Unironically uses candles to come off as spooky and mysterious. Thinks it's okay to f--- crazy girls like Kennedy, Courtney Love, Tori Amos and Richard Patrick Mountain biking thighs and ass Trusts someone else to make music with Makes his music alone, no one challenge:s him S--- talks others, backs down when his target calls him out. o self respect Makes friends with dweebs named Brian' Too chickenshit to ask Aayliah to collaborate. Embraces his height Signs onto a record label noted for only having tv commericial jingles as their soufce of revenue Thought Starfuckers inc was a clever song Insecure about his height, wears heavy platform jackboots

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Virgin Mercy, Chad Medic

The virgin healslut The chad doctor only reason anybody cares about her is because they wanna f--- only as good as her team powerful male bond with teammates the only reason you're winning heals because nobody else will weak, passive stance broad, confident stance heals because they can't play anyone else has the offensive capability of a wet fart probably still has a medical license hippocratic oath is just a suggestion lost his medical license, heals anyway has a s----- pistol 10/10 fashion sense inelegant robot outfit limp-wristed shove for a melee has a f------ crossbow accidentally turned someone undead feels bad about it people complain because they want a different healer gives so few s---- that he leaves a bird inside someone people complain when he isn't there powerful chad face needs resurrection because she can't keep people alive surfs off explosions to escape danger can literally become the ubermensch needs wings to get anywhere "i need healing" "MEDIC! saws people to death regularly
The virgin healslut The chad doctor only reason anybody cares about her is because they wanna f--- only as good as her team powerful male bond with teammates the only reason you're winning heals because nobody else will weak, passive stance broad, confident stance heals because they can't play anyone else has the offensive capability of a wet fart probably still has a medical license hippocratic oath is just a suggestion lost his medical license, heals anyway has a s----- pistol 10/10 fashion sense inelegant robot outfit limp-wristed shove for a melee has a f------ crossbow accidentally turned someone undead feels bad about it people complain because they want a different healer gives so few s---- that he leaves a bird inside someone people complain when he isn't there powerful chad face needs resurrection because she can't keep people alive surfs off explosions to escape danger can literally become the ubermensch needs wings to get anywhere "i need healing" "MEDIC! saws people to death regularly

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I put more effort into this outdated meme than Netflix put into Death Note's writing by _watsu

AGAMI RAlto Coldblooded m----------- LIGHT TURNER Angsty teenager Genuinely believes Nerd that gets bullied in school Super genius high schooler ^ Feels remorse he's a god Searches Wikipedia to find a cool alias Tests the properties of the note through experimentation Media gives him the name Has to be told how to use the note of killer out of fear of his punishment Uses the note to get back at a bully Couldn't wrestle his way out of a wet paper bag Uses the note to further humanity Japanese national tennis champion, quits to study Reads the note in the open in the middle of gym class Manages to keep the note hidden even when the police installs a dozen Cameras in his room Infiltrates the highest echelons of the Japanese police to have access to criminals Opens a website to try to get more targets Surname is Turner like the kid from Fairly Oddparents Attracts females to the point they'll sacrifice half of their lifespan just to know his name Surname in revesre is I AM GHY because hes not insecure about his sexuality Has a pathetic crush on some random girl
AGAMI RAlto Coldblooded m----------- LIGHT TURNER Angsty teenager Genuinely believes Nerd that gets bullied in school Super genius high schooler ^ Feels remorse he's a god Searches Wikipedia to find a cool alias Tests the properties of the note through experimentation Media gives him the name Has to be told how to use the note of killer out of fear of his punishment Uses the note to get back at a bully Couldn't wrestle his way out of a wet paper bag Uses the note to further humanity Japanese national tennis champion, quits to study Reads the note in the open in the middle of gym class Manages to keep the note hidden even when the police installs a dozen Cameras in his room Infiltrates the highest echelons of the Japanese police to have access to criminals Opens a website to try to get more targets Surname is Turner like the kid from Fairly Oddparents Attracts females to the point they'll sacrifice half of their lifespan just to know his name Surname in revesre is I AM GHY because hes not insecure about his sexuality Has a pathetic crush on some random girl

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Its form cannot be comprehended

"The Virgin THE CHAD referring to it as a "god" is a laughable understatement all are inherently aware of it to some extent exists mistakable for nothing on the threshold of existence highest degree of complexity exists exists to a terrifying extent Bonus: not possible to properly represent in a 2d image there is no bonus MANDATORY: IS not even sentient infinite forms difficult to notice experiences and feels on a level unable to be described as simplistic as is possible Bonus: Bonus: Bonus: Bon exists almost entirely uncommited to any form loathsome
"The Virgin THE CHAD referring to it as a "god" is a laughable understatement all are inherently aware of it to some extent exists mistakable for nothing on the threshold of existence highest degree of complexity exists exists to a terrifying extent Bonus: not possible to properly represent in a 2d image there is no bonus MANDATORY: IS not even sentient infinite forms difficult to notice experiences and feels on a level unable to be described as simplistic as is possible Bonus: Bonus: Bonus: Bon exists almost entirely uncommited to any form loathsome

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McDonald's

The Virgin Fry Cook Chad the manager Doesn't really needs the money His dad is the owner of the franchise Has to lunch at McDonald's everyday and his meal is discounted from his check Works to pay college Wears a fancy-looking uniform Get along with customers $9 per hour His face was greasy before he got the job Employee of the monthlyearldecade Burned his d--- with a McChicken three times this week His job is to supervise virgins to not steal the bugers oir have sex with them Wears a dumb uniform Lunches at McDonald's everyday and his meal is discounted from the virgin's check
The Virgin Fry Cook Chad the manager Doesn't really needs the money His dad is the owner of the franchise Has to lunch at McDonald's everyday and his meal is discounted from his check Works to pay college Wears a fancy-looking uniform Get along with customers $9 per hour His face was greasy before he got the job Employee of the monthlyearldecade Burned his d--- with a McChicken three times this week His job is to supervise virgins to not steal the bugers oir have sex with them Wears a dumb uniform Lunches at McDonald's everyday and his meal is discounted from the virgin's check

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The Chad Jack Main

"The Virgin Waifufag" Dyes their hair the same color as their waifu's The Chad Jack Main" Can smell the fraudulence Claims to "not care about winning or losing" Plays low tier waifu s--- on purpose Of his opponents Just so they have the "my character is low tier" OS ready when they lose But subtweets and complains about how s--- their low tier waifu is Wins every tournament while also maintaining a .20% BAC -Never showers Undoubtedly wearing their waif's outfit under the normal clothes OUCH 一 Played Jack since Tekken When Saint wins, it's actually Chad playing through share play Always seen with doll of waifu Only plays online. Never tournaments Will immediately switch mains to a new low tier waifu if he runs into someone else using her online Cannot play a set unless there is an attractive FGC thot sucking him off while playing Pauses the game if she stops Does not get disqualified
"The Virgin Waifufag" Dyes their hair the same color as their waifu's The Chad Jack Main" Can smell the fraudulence Claims to "not care about winning or losing" Plays low tier waifu s--- on purpose Of his opponents Just so they have the "my character is low tier" OS ready when they lose But subtweets and complains about how s--- their low tier waifu is Wins every tournament while also maintaining a .20% BAC -Never showers Undoubtedly wearing their waif's outfit under the normal clothes OUCH 一 Played Jack since Tekken When Saint wins, it's actually Chad playing through share play Always seen with doll of waifu Only plays online. Never tournaments Will immediately switch mains to a new low tier waifu if he runs into someone else using her online Cannot play a set unless there is an attractive FGC thot sucking him off while playing Pauses the game if she stops Does not get disqualified

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The Virgin Figurehead vs the Chad Commander in Chief

The Virgin figurehead Was a peanut farmer FO CARTERS HOMER The Chacd Commander in Chief Cantwi a second term S RELEASED HE W Grey hair INAGU RATED EYES THAT SA "I AM READY" Pl TE OLDER Isnt take THANRTER HE DNT HAVE GREY Looks Tired seriously AIT TE ST MAIR ONE One Flag WAS A FU CKING UT 2 FLAGS -- ACTOR oil Prises Established the DOE Nervous Laugh NICE TIE A AND SUIT LAUGH IS NOT NERVOUS AS A Handkerchief ooked Teeth st like his administration CLASSY AS F--- Let Americ D THE S--- LIBYA AFTER ATTACK ot i
The Virgin figurehead Was a peanut farmer FO CARTERS HOMER The Chacd Commander in Chief Cantwi a second term S RELEASED HE W Grey hair INAGU RATED EYES THAT SA "I AM READY" Pl TE OLDER Isnt take THANRTER HE DNT HAVE GREY Looks Tired seriously AIT TE ST MAIR ONE One Flag WAS A FU CKING UT 2 FLAGS -- ACTOR oil Prises Established the DOE Nervous Laugh NICE TIE A AND SUIT LAUGH IS NOT NERVOUS AS A Handkerchief ooked Teeth st like his administration CLASSY AS F--- Let Americ D THE S--- LIBYA AFTER ATTACK ot i

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The Chad Courier

"The Virgin Wanderer" THE CHAD COURIER HAS 150+MODS INSTALLED Never has installed a mod CHOOSES COMPANIONS BASED ON LOOKS PIPBOY LIGHT IS ALWAYS ON FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY Likes Bethesda Fallout Chooses companions based on utility OHNNY GUITAR CAN BE EARD FROM A 50 MILE RADIUS Listens to the radio with headphone:s Is on a quest because dad wants him to JINGLE JANGLE DOES WHAT HE WANTS WITH NEW VEGAS Hasn't heard Johnny Guitar Always keeps his PipBoy light of S:1 (p----) P:5 (3 without glasses) E:3 (from running from Chad) C:1 (never talked to a girl) I:6 (but thinks is actually 10) A:3 (again, from running) L:4 (so he can live) S:10 (ARMS LIKE A TRUCK) P:1 (ENEMIES RUN TO HIM) E:9 (WORKING ON CARDIO) C:10 (HAIR MAY BE RELATED) I:1 (NO TIME FOR BOOKS) A:2 (SKIPS LEG DAY) L:1 (NO NEED) 0 POINTS IN NON COMBAT SKILLS 100 sneak so he can avoid eye contact TAKES ALL GOLD BARS IN DEAD MONEY Never uses ALWAYS ON JET WEARS DUSTER COATS SO HIS CLOTHES WON'T BE STAINED WITH BLOOD chems Only wears Vaulf jumpsu because muh immersion
"The Virgin Wanderer" THE CHAD COURIER HAS 150+MODS INSTALLED Never has installed a mod CHOOSES COMPANIONS BASED ON LOOKS PIPBOY LIGHT IS ALWAYS ON FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY Likes Bethesda Fallout Chooses companions based on utility OHNNY GUITAR CAN BE EARD FROM A 50 MILE RADIUS Listens to the radio with headphone:s Is on a quest because dad wants him to JINGLE JANGLE DOES WHAT HE WANTS WITH NEW VEGAS Hasn't heard Johnny Guitar Always keeps his PipBoy light of S:1 (p----) P:5 (3 without glasses) E:3 (from running from Chad) C:1 (never talked to a girl) I:6 (but thinks is actually 10) A:3 (again, from running) L:4 (so he can live) S:10 (ARMS LIKE A TRUCK) P:1 (ENEMIES RUN TO HIM) E:9 (WORKING ON CARDIO) C:10 (HAIR MAY BE RELATED) I:1 (NO TIME FOR BOOKS) A:2 (SKIPS LEG DAY) L:1 (NO NEED) 0 POINTS IN NON COMBAT SKILLS 100 sneak so he can avoid eye contact TAKES ALL GOLD BARS IN DEAD MONEY Never uses ALWAYS ON JET WEARS DUSTER COATS SO HIS CLOTHES WON'T BE STAINED WITH BLOOD chems Only wears Vaulf jumpsu because muh immersion

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Virgin Eclipse

With ease from years of weight training Perfectly groomed hair aligns the suns rays to be harmless to the eye itchy Has never worn -sunglasses Has disposable camera, will take zero photos Slouched back, has to crane head to see the eclipse Clothing is brighter than sun itself Back always at the right position to view the sun
With ease from years of weight training Perfectly groomed hair aligns the suns rays to be harmless to the eye itchy Has never worn -sunglasses Has disposable camera, will take zero photos Slouched back, has to crane head to see the eclipse Clothing is brighter than sun itself Back always at the right position to view the sun

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The Chad Fundamentalist

Large, unapologetic cross "The Virgin Preacher" God LovesGives sermon All 0f at designated 훗웃天 The Chad Fundamentalist King James Bible (used exclusively as projectile weapon against unbelievers) times and limits himself to 20 min Takes his orders from God Preaches in church pandering to modern degeneracy Dresses casually in laughable attempt to appear relevant Takes his orders from a supervisor Uses worthless contemporary Bible Attracts huge, frenzied crowds Awkwardcapable of retaking delivery lacking fervour or conviction; believes all faiths have Preaches whenever and wherever he something feels inspired; often continues for up to offer Dresses in sackcloth stained with the blood of his enemies Constantinople when the time is right Treats the mere existence of other faiths as a direct personal affront No congregation whatsoever Will never retake Constantinople to seven hours straight
Large, unapologetic cross "The Virgin Preacher" God LovesGives sermon All 0f at designated 훗웃天 The Chad Fundamentalist King James Bible (used exclusively as projectile weapon against unbelievers) times and limits himself to 20 min Takes his orders from God Preaches in church pandering to modern degeneracy Dresses casually in laughable attempt to appear relevant Takes his orders from a supervisor Uses worthless contemporary Bible Attracts huge, frenzied crowds Awkwardcapable of retaking delivery lacking fervour or conviction; believes all faiths have Preaches whenever and wherever he something feels inspired; often continues for up to offer Dresses in sackcloth stained with the blood of his enemies Constantinople when the time is right Treats the mere existence of other faiths as a direct personal affront No congregation whatsoever Will never retake Constantinople to seven hours straight

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The Virgin Chad

The Virgin Chad Always carries the bible with him Good looking Treats women the same ( as men Gets asked out daily but always rejects Less than 20 vears old Wears a purity ring People act surprised when they find out he's a virgin Has a crucifix necklace Well dressed Will probably meet his future wife at church Could easily f--- any girl he wanted but he's waiting for the right one Semen overload from never e---------- When girls find out he's a virgin they want him even more
The Virgin Chad Always carries the bible with him Good looking Treats women the same ( as men Gets asked out daily but always rejects Less than 20 vears old Wears a purity ring People act surprised when they find out he's a virgin Has a crucifix necklace Well dressed Will probably meet his future wife at church Could easily f--- any girl he wanted but he's waiting for the right one Semen overload from never e---------- When girls find out he's a virgin they want him even more

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Wholesome

Of course they will Don't be shy, here hold my hand. I'm scared. What if your parents don't like me? I leve you I love you toe, bobel
Of course they will Don't be shy, here hold my hand. I'm scared. What if your parents don't like me? I leve you I love you toe, bobel

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The Virgin Activist vs The Chad Armchair

"The Virgin ActiviCHAD ARMCHAIR Clings to symbols and iconography of past, failed movements Always calm and rational, ready to abandon mistaken beliefs without the slightest reluctance if they were ever proven to be incorrect (which is impossible) THE CHAD ARMCHAIR Fantasizes about taking part in Would betray any of his friends or family at a moment's notice if it was in the service of theoretical pedantry -historical battles alongside his Chooses his ideology based on its popularity, mainly guided by desire for social acceptance idols, actually too afraid to even get arrested The whole world waits to hear every one of his theoretical developments. Does not register the Identifies overly strongly with historical figures believes he shares in their accomplishments because of his ideology Extremely emotionally invested emotions or feelings in his views, becomes upset of others at al and angry when any of his positions are challenged Isn't even exactly sure what history is Always forms his own opinions based on a firm foundation of philosophy and critique Doesn't really understand theory , but unhesitatingly upholds the opinions of more popular individuals in the same tendency Understands that ideology is a trap Knows sex doesn't exist, but is swimming in ass nonetheless Bonus Dresses like a teenager Makes fawning posts about historical figures on social media Probably only ever read one book but believes in it 100% Believes in left unity Goes to protests mainly to be seen, but nobody notices or cares about him MANDATORY Has never once in his life left the comfort of his armchair Tries to pester his friends and family into adopting his views, believes he making a real difference Actively refuses any activity but sitting and reading, takes brief breaks only to engage in discourse. Smart, mature attire Perfectly willing and prepared to strangle any of his philosophical influences to death with his bare hands if they were still alive Other leftists fear and loathe him, running away when they hear his name. Thinks his ideology is the only way he'll gain acceptance Hopes it will even get him laid
"The Virgin ActiviCHAD ARMCHAIR Clings to symbols and iconography of past, failed movements Always calm and rational, ready to abandon mistaken beliefs without the slightest reluctance if they were ever proven to be incorrect (which is impossible) THE CHAD ARMCHAIR Fantasizes about taking part in Would betray any of his friends or family at a moment's notice if it was in the service of theoretical pedantry -historical battles alongside his Chooses his ideology based on its popularity, mainly guided by desire for social acceptance idols, actually too afraid to even get arrested The whole world waits to hear every one of his theoretical developments. Does not register the Identifies overly strongly with historical figures believes he shares in their accomplishments because of his ideology Extremely emotionally invested emotions or feelings in his views, becomes upset of others at al and angry when any of his positions are challenged Isn't even exactly sure what history is Always forms his own opinions based on a firm foundation of philosophy and critique Doesn't really understand theory , but unhesitatingly upholds the opinions of more popular individuals in the same tendency Understands that ideology is a trap Knows sex doesn't exist, but is swimming in ass nonetheless Bonus Dresses like a teenager Makes fawning posts about historical figures on social media Probably only ever read one book but believes in it 100% Believes in left unity Goes to protests mainly to be seen, but nobody notices or cares about him MANDATORY Has never once in his life left the comfort of his armchair Tries to pester his friends and family into adopting his views, believes he making a real difference Actively refuses any activity but sitting and reading, takes brief breaks only to engage in discourse. Smart, mature attire Perfectly willing and prepared to strangle any of his philosophical influences to death with his bare hands if they were still alive Other leftists fear and loathe him, running away when they hear his name. Thinks his ideology is the only way he'll gain acceptance Hopes it will even get him laid

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The Emo Virgin vs The Sad Chad

the sad cha d the emo virgin conceals his crippling depression through ironic memes and a persona buried underneath countless layers of irony, no one knows if he is actually depressed or not, a total enigma posts emotional monologues on facebook to signal to others that he is depressed sips lean in class lame graphic tees from hot topic and spencer's threatens suicide for attention jokes about suicide ironically wears marijuana references because he smoked weed a couple times, doesn't have a dealer aesthetically pleasing clothing with a highly varied and unique wardrobe weird colorful bracelets constantly lit, is a dealer himself so sad that he appears happy cuts himself for attention, claims the physical pain distracts him from his emotional pain for some reason has never cut himself, physical pain would do nothing as his emotional anguish goes deeper than the material plane hangs out in abandoned buildings and traphouses, prefers squatting to sitting hangs out in malls and sidewalks skinny jeans purchased by mom, not even in black his friends follow the same copy&paste fashion whilst thinking they are unique, tries to have sex with overweight girls with personality disorders but they needs crotchdrop pants to contain his bulge his squad rolls up to every party dressed on point, gets laid multiple times with lit girls after selling them xanax and kush has a guitar and claims to be in a band, has released O albums prefer his slightly less pathetic friends owns a successful cloud rap label unironically a leftist ironically far-right thinks that the nintendo DS is the most recent game console plays xbox 360
the sad cha d the emo virgin conceals his crippling depression through ironic memes and a persona buried underneath countless layers of irony, no one knows if he is actually depressed or not, a total enigma posts emotional monologues on facebook to signal to others that he is depressed sips lean in class lame graphic tees from hot topic and spencer's threatens suicide for attention jokes about suicide ironically wears marijuana references because he smoked weed a couple times, doesn't have a dealer aesthetically pleasing clothing with a highly varied and unique wardrobe weird colorful bracelets constantly lit, is a dealer himself so sad that he appears happy cuts himself for attention, claims the physical pain distracts him from his emotional pain for some reason has never cut himself, physical pain would do nothing as his emotional anguish goes deeper than the material plane hangs out in abandoned buildings and traphouses, prefers squatting to sitting hangs out in malls and sidewalks skinny jeans purchased by mom, not even in black his friends follow the same copy&paste fashion whilst thinking they are unique, tries to have sex with overweight girls with personality disorders but they needs crotchdrop pants to contain his bulge his squad rolls up to every party dressed on point, gets laid multiple times with lit girls after selling them xanax and kush has a guitar and claims to be in a band, has released O albums prefer his slightly less pathetic friends owns a successful cloud rap label unironically a leftist ironically far-right thinks that the nintendo DS is the most recent game console plays xbox 360

Virgin vs. Chad
emo memes depression irony

Virgin Incident vs Chad Plow

The Virgin "Incident" CL The EHAD PLOnpo 19 injuries 1 landwhale death - mass hvsteria - 13 deaths including children wow his group is never vilified for fear of offending the chad - his attack vilifies his group
The Virgin "Incident" CL The EHAD PLOnpo 19 injuries 1 landwhale death - mass hvsteria - 13 deaths including children wow his group is never vilified for fear of offending the chad - his attack vilifies his group

Virgin vs. Chad
terrorism spain charlottesville