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the sad cha d the emo virgin conceals his crippling depression through ironic memes and a persona buried underneath countless layers of irony, no one knows if he is actually depressed or not, a total enigma posts emotional monologues on facebook to signal to others that he is depressed sips lean in class lame graphic tees from hot topic and spencer's threatens suicide for attention jokes about suicide ironically wears marijuana references because he smoked weed a couple times, doesn't have a dealer aesthetically pleasing clothing with a highly varied and unique wardrobe weird colorful bracelets constantly lit, is a dealer himself so sad that he appears happy cuts himself for attention, claims the physical pain distracts him from his emotional pain for some reason has never cut himself, physical pain would do nothing as his emotional anguish goes deeper than the material plane hangs out in abandoned buildings and traphouses, prefers squatting to sitting hangs out in malls and sidewalks skinny jeans purchased by mom, not even in black his friends follow the same copy&paste fashion whilst thinking they are unique, tries to have sex with overweight girls with personality disorders but they needs crotchdrop pants to contain his bulge his squad rolls up to every party dressed on point, gets laid multiple times with lit girls after selling them xanax and kush has a guitar and claims to be in a band, has released O albums prefer his slightly less pathetic friends owns a successful cloud rap label unironically a leftist ironically far-right thinks that the nintendo DS is the most recent game console plays xbox 360

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The Emo Virgin vs The Sad Chad


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
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Uploaded Aug 19, 2017 at 11:00PM EDT

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