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"The Virain Snake" "The Chad Ocelot" long unkept hair cucked by the government cucked the government plays 4D chess with alliances lost an eye to save a woman wh o cucked him strong jaw and cheekbones grows a beard to hide weak jawline can use gestures effectively unshaven, shabby l clean, shaven hair only facial hair grown is a fashionable moustahce cant let go of the past can only beat women and old men in fights stiff, frigid body and soul carries stylish revolvers sensible, fashionable gloves to properly moisten p---- only sexual contact is with a russian man who grabbed his d--- straps around groin to avoid accidents uses loud weapons to scare the enemy fingerless glove meter-100% trendy belt and jacke sterile only kids are forcibly eloned from incredibly skilled with revolvers im is commanded by omeone who cucks him uses silent weaponry to avoid killin taunts his prisoners with 3 guns at once plays both sides like damn fiddles useless pouches' c--- is unbound by straps dresses to blend in with others cucks the woman who cucked snake weird leg strap

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The Virgin Snake v The Chad Ocelot


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Aug 29, 2017 at 06:45AM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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virgin, chad, naked snake, revolver ocelot, big boss, metal gear solid 3, snake eater, mgs3

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