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CT-Virgin07 Bankrupting the republic Trains for entire life dies in 10 minutes Needs expensive armor that rarely works Is literally a slave, claims he isn't Physically impossible to live past 50 Kills their commanders and friends without a second's hesitation Will never do anything but fight and die B1 Chadle Droid Doesn't put a dent in the CIS's treasury Cheap to manufacture Needs no armor, is made of metal Roger Roger Can be reprogrammed after the war for other functions Can function for centuries given proper maintainance Produced by the trillions and needs zero training
CT-Virgin07 Bankrupting the republic Trains for entire life dies in 10 minutes Needs expensive armor that rarely works Is literally a slave, claims he isn't Physically impossible to live past 50 Kills their commanders and friends without a second's hesitation Will never do anything but fight and die B1 Chadle Droid Doesn't put a dent in the CIS's treasury Cheap to manufacture Needs no armor, is made of metal Roger Roger Can be reprogrammed after the war for other functions Can function for centuries given proper maintainance Produced by the trillions and needs zero training

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Buy vs Pirate

The virgin buy" "The Chad pirate' only two games in steam library: CsGo and Dota actually believes piracy - lost sales spends actual money on flaming fedora in game eyes always on the torrent_ thinks its a "moral" thing to buy games lol hand ready to grab seeders by the nuts so he always gets a priority has childish brand loyalty treats video games as serious bussiness Unironically gets worked up over game news vehemently defends corporation even over his own interests. pirates everything. Even free games Has never in his life paid for anything other than alcohol too scared of his ISP to even consider downloading a torrent client infantile and dull. Video games are his only interest strikes fear into publishers, making them cut prices by 90% just to appease him (he still doesnt buy) doesnt even have a credit card supports cancer by buying DLC and season passes knows games are just minor entertainment
The virgin buy" "The Chad pirate' only two games in steam library: CsGo and Dota actually believes piracy - lost sales spends actual money on flaming fedora in game eyes always on the torrent_ thinks its a "moral" thing to buy games lol hand ready to grab seeders by the nuts so he always gets a priority has childish brand loyalty treats video games as serious bussiness Unironically gets worked up over game news vehemently defends corporation even over his own interests. pirates everything. Even free games Has never in his life paid for anything other than alcohol too scared of his ISP to even consider downloading a torrent client infantile and dull. Video games are his only interest strikes fear into publishers, making them cut prices by 90% just to appease him (he still doesnt buy) doesnt even have a credit card supports cancer by buying DLC and season passes knows games are just minor entertainment

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The Virgin Carol Singer vs. The Chad Mass of Christ Chorist

The Virgin Carol Singer THE CHAD MASS OF CHRIST CHORIST Makes a 'daring' break from neutral colours to try to seem more festive and interesting, but no one cares People are staring at him in utter rapture Wears brightly coloured robes which, while respectful reflect his overwhelming joy Thinks people in his peripheral vision are staring at him Has memorised every hymn and carol ever written Only attends church at Christmas Attends church every single day Priest has no idea who he is Priest is his best friend and lets Chad f--- his daughter Needs a hymn book to remember the words Wears a massive cross at all times Singing doesn't make him happier Sings into book, no voice projection JESUS! Singing fills him, and all others around him with euphoria Voice projection so strong, it shatters buildings Doesn't sing too loudly, fearful others will notice him Bellows hymns unceasingly Gets annoyed if carol service becomes too religious', but wouldn't dare say anything Gets annoyed if priest doesn't quote scripture every 7.77 seconds Voice sounds like a triumphant party of angels descending from the clouds Worries that his voice is flat Only there because parents made him go Hundreds of people go to the same church just to catch a glimpse of him Thinks people whispering behind him are making fun of his singing Knows people whispering behind him are marvelling at his innate superiority Doesn't wear any religious symbols or say Merry Christmas in case he offends' other religions Shouts Merry Christmas at anyone in a 100 yard radius, non-believers instantly convert Own brand snow boots Boots made from the leather bindings on ancient crusaders' broadswords
The Virgin Carol Singer THE CHAD MASS OF CHRIST CHORIST Makes a 'daring' break from neutral colours to try to seem more festive and interesting, but no one cares People are staring at him in utter rapture Wears brightly coloured robes which, while respectful reflect his overwhelming joy Thinks people in his peripheral vision are staring at him Has memorised every hymn and carol ever written Only attends church at Christmas Attends church every single day Priest has no idea who he is Priest is his best friend and lets Chad f--- his daughter Needs a hymn book to remember the words Wears a massive cross at all times Singing doesn't make him happier Sings into book, no voice projection JESUS! Singing fills him, and all others around him with euphoria Voice projection so strong, it shatters buildings Doesn't sing too loudly, fearful others will notice him Bellows hymns unceasingly Gets annoyed if carol service becomes too religious', but wouldn't dare say anything Gets annoyed if priest doesn't quote scripture every 7.77 seconds Voice sounds like a triumphant party of angels descending from the clouds Worries that his voice is flat Only there because parents made him go Hundreds of people go to the same church just to catch a glimpse of him Thinks people whispering behind him are making fun of his singing Knows people whispering behind him are marvelling at his innate superiority Doesn't wear any religious symbols or say Merry Christmas in case he offends' other religions Shouts Merry Christmas at anyone in a 100 yard radius, non-believers instantly convert Own brand snow boots Boots made from the leather bindings on ancient crusaders' broadswords

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The Virgin Tai Vs. The Marcus ChadMon

The Virgin Tai Doesn't need to wear goggles to prove his leadership or assert his authority The Marcus ChadMon Punches everything and everyone including Digimorn Is extremly overrated Got cucked by his bestfriend Buff despite being only 14 Needs goggles to prove his leadership Not very brave despite having the Crest of Courage Almost got his sister killed Stayed in the Digital World to keep on fighting Threw up in his crushes hat Overfed Agumon thus turning him into SkullGreymon Beat up a bunch of grown men because they looked at him funny Digivolves his partner with his own DNA His friends never really question his actions Always does what he wants
The Virgin Tai Doesn't need to wear goggles to prove his leadership or assert his authority The Marcus ChadMon Punches everything and everyone including Digimorn Is extremly overrated Got cucked by his bestfriend Buff despite being only 14 Needs goggles to prove his leadership Not very brave despite having the Crest of Courage Almost got his sister killed Stayed in the Digital World to keep on fighting Threw up in his crushes hat Overfed Agumon thus turning him into SkullGreymon Beat up a bunch of grown men because they looked at him funny Digivolves his partner with his own DNA His friends never really question his actions Always does what he wants

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Virgin Games Journalist VS. The CHADSCALIBUR Tittyblade Waifu

"The Virgin Games Journalist' VS "The CHADSCALIBUR Tittyblade Waifu" Furries and weebs both mirin' Has a ResetERA account, Dignified southern accent. Hair gave up in high school; Face looks like a mogwai that got wet. owns many hats Freakish monster hands hold nerds in place as she deflowers them. Banned from the open barat the company Christmas party. Has blocked 42,000 people on Twitter. Mouth: Pout T---: Out Hair: Ears Keeps tiny, baby-like hands close and low at all times in order to avoid "incidents" with female coworkers. Macbookis full of unforgivable p--- Ass looks like two baked hams stuffed into a gym sock. Perfect, statuesque physique Spine can support 6 metric tons. Buys his jeans at Kids"R"Us. Intensely dislikes being called a "gamer". Isn't real; won'tjudge you for your anime figurines. Wears his mom's hand-me-down Keds. Legs are in the "Power H-----" stance 24/7 Born with her heels on.
"The Virgin Games Journalist' VS "The CHADSCALIBUR Tittyblade Waifu" Furries and weebs both mirin' Has a ResetERA account, Dignified southern accent. Hair gave up in high school; Face looks like a mogwai that got wet. owns many hats Freakish monster hands hold nerds in place as she deflowers them. Banned from the open barat the company Christmas party. Has blocked 42,000 people on Twitter. Mouth: Pout T---: Out Hair: Ears Keeps tiny, baby-like hands close and low at all times in order to avoid "incidents" with female coworkers. Macbookis full of unforgivable p--- Ass looks like two baked hams stuffed into a gym sock. Perfect, statuesque physique Spine can support 6 metric tons. Buys his jeans at Kids"R"Us. Intensely dislikes being called a "gamer". Isn't real; won'tjudge you for your anime figurines. Wears his mom's hand-me-down Keds. Legs are in the "Power H-----" stance 24/7 Born with her heels on.

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The Virgin Tan VS. The Chad Castle

File: 1512760771959.ipa (102 KB, 1080x810) O Your routine Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)11:57:36 No.43891 125 · 2243891140224389124322438913582243891 3812243891495224389149622438915432243891923 Hello Could you share your routine for lifting your face? Because you have face routine right? Like you know, its great to have aesthetic body, but its not that much aesthetic with bald babyfaced chinletet face Share your routines! Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)11:59:07 No.43891140 Low bodyfat x F s> >2 2 >43892194 >>43892580 File: image.ipg (325 KB, 2048x1340) ! "While you pursued vanity and women, I built my kingdom.." Anonymous 12.oor 7(Sab12:28:31 F lc iragipa (270 KB, 1485x603) 0,43691 440 22esuros 224ssursr24segisar24sumu오224 vi.su The Chad Castle Ihe Virgin Tan Too afraid to go into the water in case he messes up perlect hair Isn't afraidto . use sunscreen skin remain beautifully i white t even kno on beach not doing anything Developing skin cancer for the sake of vanity pends time accomplishing omething and njoying himself Desperate to impress random followers with selfie Sand digging acts as the perfect 'functional strength' workout, no need to go to the gym Doesn't care what other people think >S Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:08:54 No.43891227 File just wants to have a good time (40 KB, 306x306) >43891156 Imao Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:06:07 No.4389 1197 File: tyrone.jpg (57 KB, 620x670) Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:09:09 No.43891230 File (145 KB, 800x519) >43891156 I'M SCREAMING Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:06:58 No.43891205 File: 056.png (368 KB, 798x426) Take this (You)
File: 1512760771959.ipa (102 KB, 1080x810) O Your routine Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)11:57:36 No.43891 125 · 2243891140224389124322438913582243891 3812243891495224389149622438915432243891923 Hello Could you share your routine for lifting your face? Because you have face routine right? Like you know, its great to have aesthetic body, but its not that much aesthetic with bald babyfaced chinletet face Share your routines! Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)11:59:07 No.43891140 Low bodyfat x F s> >2 2 >43892194 >>43892580 File: image.ipg (325 KB, 2048x1340) ! "While you pursued vanity and women, I built my kingdom.." Anonymous 12.oor 7(Sab12:28:31 F lc iragipa (270 KB, 1485x603) 0,43691 440 22esuros 224ssursr24segisar24sumu오224 vi.su The Chad Castle Ihe Virgin Tan Too afraid to go into the water in case he messes up perlect hair Isn't afraidto . use sunscreen skin remain beautifully i white t even kno on beach not doing anything Developing skin cancer for the sake of vanity pends time accomplishing omething and njoying himself Desperate to impress random followers with selfie Sand digging acts as the perfect 'functional strength' workout, no need to go to the gym Doesn't care what other people think >S Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:08:54 No.43891227 File just wants to have a good time (40 KB, 306x306) >43891156 Imao Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:06:07 No.4389 1197 File: tyrone.jpg (57 KB, 620x670) Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:09:09 No.43891230 File (145 KB, 800x519) >43891156 I'M SCREAMING Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:06:58 No.43891205 File: 056.png (368 KB, 798x426) Take this (You)

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Virgin Trim vs. Chad 'Do

THE CHAD、DO " The Virgin Trim " every single color plus some new ones tips frosted with literal frosting dark, nondescript color kept short so it never has to be combed or styled in straight, curly and wavy all at once no product literallyn screaming afraid any sign of obvious effort will be mocked takes untold man hours to sculpt for attention completely any way straight follicles sticking absolutely everywhere bangs to help hide face cut by mom once a month nary-a grey grays starting every single hair completely drenched in produdt (self secreted) to appear heavy eyebrows verging on uni usciouS, purposeful sideburns probably thinning in the back unsure what to do with sideburns grows 200 mph only shaves like twice a week shaved straight to the skull cuts
THE CHAD、DO " The Virgin Trim " every single color plus some new ones tips frosted with literal frosting dark, nondescript color kept short so it never has to be combed or styled in straight, curly and wavy all at once no product literallyn screaming afraid any sign of obvious effort will be mocked takes untold man hours to sculpt for attention completely any way straight follicles sticking absolutely everywhere bangs to help hide face cut by mom once a month nary-a grey grays starting every single hair completely drenched in produdt (self secreted) to appear heavy eyebrows verging on uni usciouS, purposeful sideburns probably thinning in the back unsure what to do with sideburns grows 200 mph only shaves like twice a week shaved straight to the skull cuts

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Virgin Skeptic vs. Chad Revolutionary

Beret he made from fair-trade cotton Bad dandruff THE VIRGIN SKEPTIC HE CHAD REVOLUTIONAR Doesn't read. Gets info from Youtube videos Doesn't bother with Porky-Tube. Actually reads philosophy Full and luscious beard oisgustira peach-fuzz to sargon aves the red flag at rallies in honor of fallen coarades wears kekistan flag as cape because too weak to hold it 7i: ser pick a, er.he. Nazis and communists are the sane I will never pick a side Displays the hamer and sickle. Doesn't give af Knows that classical 1iberal. alt-centrist-skeptical-sargon- fanboys are only helping the fascists but chooses not to aste then because he sees that they are Just disenfranchised kids who are trying to be edgy Fascisn would be better for our country than Clains to be on the left yet only criticizes the left Actually realizes that capitalisn is failing us if you protest what sonebody says you must be against free speech. Whos the real fascist here? Heh, Checknate Puts hinself on the frontlines, wi11ing to die for the revolution Actually is in favor of free speech despite what right-wing echo chanbers say about hin Doesn't participate in any real life political activisn
Beret he made from fair-trade cotton Bad dandruff THE VIRGIN SKEPTIC HE CHAD REVOLUTIONAR Doesn't read. Gets info from Youtube videos Doesn't bother with Porky-Tube. Actually reads philosophy Full and luscious beard oisgustira peach-fuzz to sargon aves the red flag at rallies in honor of fallen coarades wears kekistan flag as cape because too weak to hold it 7i: ser pick a, er.he. Nazis and communists are the sane I will never pick a side Displays the hamer and sickle. Doesn't give af Knows that classical 1iberal. alt-centrist-skeptical-sargon- fanboys are only helping the fascists but chooses not to aste then because he sees that they are Just disenfranchised kids who are trying to be edgy Fascisn would be better for our country than Clains to be on the left yet only criticizes the left Actually realizes that capitalisn is failing us if you protest what sonebody says you must be against free speech. Whos the real fascist here? Heh, Checknate Puts hinself on the frontlines, wi11ing to die for the revolution Actually is in favor of free speech despite what right-wing echo chanbers say about hin Doesn't participate in any real life political activisn

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The witch fly...

The virgin female walk THE WITCH FLY isn't a muggle flies instead of walking like mere mortals gets high off of poisonous plants uses brooms for cleaning magic is cool there is literally nothing special about her always sober 2 uses for brooms irrelevant boring life
The virgin female walk THE WITCH FLY isn't a muggle flies instead of walking like mere mortals gets high off of poisonous plants uses brooms for cleaning magic is cool there is literally nothing special about her always sober 2 uses for brooms irrelevant boring life

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Manlets and lanklets...

the manlet walk the lanklet walk THE CHAD STRIDE not insecure about height but about width ( not insecure about y, but insecure about x and z instead) all around secure Hairstyle that will make him appear taller weak frame, skinny overall even walking in a bad posture is still taller than 85% normos walks in a way that wont iake him lose a single millimeter of height extremely difficult bulk up 3x stronger than lanklets shoes that may have thicker soles (albeit, this is almost always an illusion), may wear shoe insoles that will give him an extra inch or two
the manlet walk the lanklet walk THE CHAD STRIDE not insecure about height but about width ( not insecure about y, but insecure about x and z instead) all around secure Hairstyle that will make him appear taller weak frame, skinny overall even walking in a bad posture is still taller than 85% normos walks in a way that wont iake him lose a single millimeter of height extremely difficult bulk up 3x stronger than lanklets shoes that may have thicker soles (albeit, this is almost always an illusion), may wear shoe insoles that will give him an extra inch or two

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Chad, Virgin, Other-Girls-Sempai and Normal-chan in Sims 3


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America Chavez vs New Superman

The Bruja America Chavez The Chad New Super-Man Handsome like a movie star TaⅡ but not in a freaky way like Yao Ming "Holy Menstruation!" Literally has the same name of a continent Bullied a rich kid before getting his powers Never apologizes for calling his friend fat numerous times Broad shouldered Used the word "Amigxs" Can teleport but still can't handle long distance relationships Perfect for fans of The Room Isn't even born in America Superbro qi runs through his body Gave out his secret identity to the public after two issues Creators ditched her to make an expy Has no idea how colors work Laughs at silly Americans for putting tomato sauce on noodles and eating it with a fork Is from a universe of lesbians. None of them are hot Leaves others "literally intrigued and awe" by being a lesbian Knows he's technically a bootleg but doesn't give a s---, he's a superhero now. Has a shirt buddy Honors and respects what the real Superman and is on good terms with him.
The Bruja America Chavez The Chad New Super-Man Handsome like a movie star TaⅡ but not in a freaky way like Yao Ming "Holy Menstruation!" Literally has the same name of a continent Bullied a rich kid before getting his powers Never apologizes for calling his friend fat numerous times Broad shouldered Used the word "Amigxs" Can teleport but still can't handle long distance relationships Perfect for fans of The Room Isn't even born in America Superbro qi runs through his body Gave out his secret identity to the public after two issues Creators ditched her to make an expy Has no idea how colors work Laughs at silly Americans for putting tomato sauce on noodles and eating it with a fork Is from a universe of lesbians. None of them are hot Leaves others "literally intrigued and awe" by being a lesbian Knows he's technically a bootleg but doesn't give a s---, he's a superhero now. Has a shirt buddy Honors and respects what the real Superman and is on good terms with him.

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Virgin and Chad Boeing 737s

The "Virgin Plane" THE "CHAD PLANE" Large winglets Toumnal ar Tehad 149 seats No winglets 176 seats Grounded over safety concerns Perfectly safe and still flying Boeing 737-300 (older aircraft) Boeing 737-800 (newer aircraft)
The "Virgin Plane" THE "CHAD PLANE" Large winglets Toumnal ar Tehad 149 seats No winglets 176 seats Grounded over safety concerns Perfectly safe and still flying Boeing 737-300 (older aircraft) Boeing 737-800 (newer aircraft)

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Virgin Guitarist vs. Chad Shredder

The Virgin "Guitarist' HE GHT ER only playing because he thinks girls will like him sells out every gig can only play rhythm guitar plays can't even plav a chord can only play lead choses guitar purely off tone will probably end up switching to bass since its easier never heard music other than his own groupies are on a waiting list for him sweaty clammy hands phviscally unable to play without others learns scales a listens to dinosaur ag9 jr the smiths ect has 8 fingers on each hand for maximum c «ooso shredding takes lessons at 21 potential < only plays in bedroom too awkward to join a band let alone play in pubic wear converse to fit in even though he finds them uncomfy of? slash wants to be him
The Virgin "Guitarist' HE GHT ER only playing because he thinks girls will like him sells out every gig can only play rhythm guitar plays can't even plav a chord can only play lead choses guitar purely off tone will probably end up switching to bass since its easier never heard music other than his own groupies are on a waiting list for him sweaty clammy hands phviscally unable to play without others learns scales a listens to dinosaur ag9 jr the smiths ect has 8 fingers on each hand for maximum c «ooso shredding takes lessons at 21 potential < only plays in bedroom too awkward to join a band let alone play in pubic wear converse to fit in even though he finds them uncomfy of? slash wants to be him

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The virgin inside your head VS The CHAD Warden

The virgin inside your head The CHAD Warden AQAP dumb triangle head Slick af hair hates anime loves IM@s and JoJo, hypocritical af Sentence mixing master race Loves the PS Triple text to speech peasant tryhard edgelord Smashes the mf like button too p---- to do things on his own Killed the voice twice Loves anime murders girls got his ass kicked by a robot Ballin' Got cash money baby gay pizzasexual Saved Siivagunner Quality fashion bland, s----- fashion
The virgin inside your head The CHAD Warden AQAP dumb triangle head Slick af hair hates anime loves IM@s and JoJo, hypocritical af Sentence mixing master race Loves the PS Triple text to speech peasant tryhard edgelord Smashes the mf like button too p---- to do things on his own Killed the voice twice Loves anime murders girls got his ass kicked by a robot Ballin' Got cash money baby gay pizzasexual Saved Siivagunner Quality fashion bland, s----- fashion

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Virgin Rock Bassist vs Chad Funk Bassist

THE CHAD FUNK BASSIST The Virgin Rock Bassist Loud and proud afro Is verv audible Entirely self taught Can only barelyplay 4/4 Is often barely audible Utilises every single string Most well Needs a metronome to keep the rhythm Stupid emo hair Can play in every time signature and change known member of Only plays in D Standard Formally taught probably depressesdUses a different tuning the band for every song Often uses 5 and 6 string basses Least recoqnizable Irreplacable ember of the band Plays exclusivel 4 string basses Can play with a pick, fingers, slap, and with his mind Is the main song composer for the band Least talented member of the band Only plays. with a pick lis a better singer than the lead vocalist and often sings leads Feels the rhvthm and doesn't need a metronome Only uses E and A strings Live performance new parts and improvised solos s have ill probab /end úp bein Live performances are jusf crappie versions of th album replace nly sometimes sings backina vocals and alwayš sounds bad Is more talented than the lead guitarist
THE CHAD FUNK BASSIST The Virgin Rock Bassist Loud and proud afro Is verv audible Entirely self taught Can only barelyplay 4/4 Is often barely audible Utilises every single string Most well Needs a metronome to keep the rhythm Stupid emo hair Can play in every time signature and change known member of Only plays in D Standard Formally taught probably depressesdUses a different tuning the band for every song Often uses 5 and 6 string basses Least recoqnizable Irreplacable ember of the band Plays exclusivel 4 string basses Can play with a pick, fingers, slap, and with his mind Is the main song composer for the band Least talented member of the band Only plays. with a pick lis a better singer than the lead vocalist and often sings leads Feels the rhvthm and doesn't need a metronome Only uses E and A strings Live performance new parts and improvised solos s have ill probab /end úp bein Live performances are jusf crappie versions of th album replace nly sometimes sings backina vocals and alwayš sounds bad Is more talented than the lead guitarist

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Virgin USMC vs Chad CSLA

Wears helmet thinking it will stop bullets Disrespects helmet users always wears a beautiful Ushanka CSLA\COMMANDO Worn bandana symbolizes eastern european membership Poorly made fur collar thinks its real fur Has a camo cover on his piss-pot with the intent to camouflage in snow Incredible features^> not german nor slav Naturally blonde shaves head by choice Collar is acknowledgedly fishfur wears it with pride either way Wears birth control glasses for his myopia Skin so white he is practically invisible in the snow Rest of the white smocks is tucked away in webbing because he is not allowed to put them on Wears an overall poorly made parka to protect him from cold and feels cold anyway No need for gloves a life of hard work has made them resistant to the elements Rifle jams while taking Didnt get issued a flak vest Vz. 58 fires Never experienced a jam in his life the trusty 7,62x39 Thick gloves make shooting difficult The Strichtarn pattern makes it impossible to spot in autumn foliage a very important shot wouldnt stop glorious 7,62 anyway Stupidly complex webbing system makes it so loads slouch his back Pretty plastic and aluminium rifle with many rails for accessories and attachments Patriotic belt can hold all kinds of things without requiring some complex "Alice webbing system Rifle is made from czech wood and steel Hilarious baggy white smocks make him a walking joke while he tries to hide in snow and put together by the czech proles Fires a puny cartridge hoping for better ballistics Bean shaped magazine pouch fills magazines with rounds and stomach with food whenever glanced upon Afghanka style coat proctects from elements and staining tank top with babushka's stews Thinks goofy dlown shoes work wonders for snow Uses footwrap bandages has hever heard of a sock Glorious soviet marching boots were inherited from father
Wears helmet thinking it will stop bullets Disrespects helmet users always wears a beautiful Ushanka CSLA\COMMANDO Worn bandana symbolizes eastern european membership Poorly made fur collar thinks its real fur Has a camo cover on his piss-pot with the intent to camouflage in snow Incredible features^> not german nor slav Naturally blonde shaves head by choice Collar is acknowledgedly fishfur wears it with pride either way Wears birth control glasses for his myopia Skin so white he is practically invisible in the snow Rest of the white smocks is tucked away in webbing because he is not allowed to put them on Wears an overall poorly made parka to protect him from cold and feels cold anyway No need for gloves a life of hard work has made them resistant to the elements Rifle jams while taking Didnt get issued a flak vest Vz. 58 fires Never experienced a jam in his life the trusty 7,62x39 Thick gloves make shooting difficult The Strichtarn pattern makes it impossible to spot in autumn foliage a very important shot wouldnt stop glorious 7,62 anyway Stupidly complex webbing system makes it so loads slouch his back Pretty plastic and aluminium rifle with many rails for accessories and attachments Patriotic belt can hold all kinds of things without requiring some complex "Alice webbing system Rifle is made from czech wood and steel Hilarious baggy white smocks make him a walking joke while he tries to hide in snow and put together by the czech proles Fires a puny cartridge hoping for better ballistics Bean shaped magazine pouch fills magazines with rounds and stomach with food whenever glanced upon Afghanka style coat proctects from elements and staining tank top with babushka's stews Thinks goofy dlown shoes work wonders for snow Uses footwrap bandages has hever heard of a sock Glorious soviet marching boots were inherited from father

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Virgin Handwash VS chad hand sanitizer

Virgin handwash Chad hand sanitizer hands will remain moist Never touched poop in his life Efficent can't properly tare paper towles Not afraid of tiny germs, could beat them up anyway Thinks people will think he's hygenic feels self concious when the soap thing squeaks worried about getting sick Saves time hands feel cool and crisp everyone assumes he has sweaty hands probably opened the door with his foot Optimum diet enables clean rectum after all poops, never even has to wipe Never gotten ill probably geot piss on his hands saves clean drinking water for drinking does sniff check for feminine scent took a leak but evervone assumes he took a dump due to apperence and reputatiorn personal hygene is beyond question adds extra 90 seonds to bathroom trip one squirt does the job manly scent lets the faucet drip
Virgin handwash Chad hand sanitizer hands will remain moist Never touched poop in his life Efficent can't properly tare paper towles Not afraid of tiny germs, could beat them up anyway Thinks people will think he's hygenic feels self concious when the soap thing squeaks worried about getting sick Saves time hands feel cool and crisp everyone assumes he has sweaty hands probably opened the door with his foot Optimum diet enables clean rectum after all poops, never even has to wipe Never gotten ill probably geot piss on his hands saves clean drinking water for drinking does sniff check for feminine scent took a leak but evervone assumes he took a dump due to apperence and reputatiorn personal hygene is beyond question adds extra 90 seonds to bathroom trip one squirt does the job manly scent lets the faucet drip

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The Chad Commando

The Virgin Trooper The Chad Commando copy and paste action figure doll design cool designs that tells you their personality all black and white, bland as s--- has his own shields and weapons - no personality goes on covert ops missions Can't aim worth s--- took out a whole separatist ship and an army dies instantly to a laser destroys entire droid factories takes anti-infantry rounds like a champ and keeps going
The Virgin Trooper The Chad Commando copy and paste action figure doll design cool designs that tells you their personality all black and white, bland as s--- has his own shields and weapons - no personality goes on covert ops missions Can't aim worth s--- took out a whole separatist ship and an army dies instantly to a laser destroys entire droid factories takes anti-infantry rounds like a champ and keeps going

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