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The Bruja America Chavez The Chad New Super-Man Handsome like a movie star TaⅡ but not in a freaky way like Yao Ming "Holy Menstruation!" Literally has the same name of a continent Bullied a rich kid before getting his powers Never apologizes for calling his friend fat numerous times Broad shouldered Used the word "Amigxs" Can teleport but still can't handle long distance relationships Perfect for fans of The Room Isn't even born in America Superbro qi runs through his body Gave out his secret identity to the public after two issues Creators ditched her to make an expy Has no idea how colors work Laughs at silly Americans for putting tomato sauce on noodles and eating it with a fork Is from a universe of lesbians. None of them are hot Leaves others "literally intrigued and awe" by being a lesbian Knows he's technically a bootleg but doesn't give a s---, he's a superhero now. Has a shirt buddy Honors and respects what the real Superman and is on good terms with him.

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America Chavez vs New Superman


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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN
The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
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Uploaded Dec 07, 2017 at 10:35PM EST

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