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The Virgin Inflatobear The Chad Webcomic Artist Makes up for lack of artistic experience with stellar storytelling Is a manga artist for fun Years of stagnation in art skills Dismisses all criticism as haters Has a million and one excuses for his failures and refusal to improve Gets TWO adaptations thanks to the strength of his writing Dismisses more successful artists as "not trying" just because they started at a lower skill level than he's at now Continues to improve his art even though art is obviously not his greatest strength Has to play yes man to ideological cliques for relevance like a parasite
The Virgin Inflatobear The Chad Webcomic Artist Makes up for lack of artistic experience with stellar storytelling Is a manga artist for fun Years of stagnation in art skills Dismisses all criticism as haters Has a million and one excuses for his failures and refusal to improve Gets TWO adaptations thanks to the strength of his writing Dismisses more successful artists as "not trying" just because they started at a lower skill level than he's at now Continues to improve his art even though art is obviously not his greatest strength Has to play yes man to ideological cliques for relevance like a parasite

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VIRGINNET VS. CHADLOSUSS Constantly has to build army of edgy skeleton robots to fight the resistance Stopped a sabataging scheme by blowing up a couple missiles that scientists tried to disable, showing off it's amazing brainpower Builds time machine in a last jest to turn the tides of war as the resistance kicks it's sorry @$$ Constantly moving the goalpost, causing "Judgement Day" on August 4, 1997, July 25, 2004 and 2017 to go postal, meanwhile the official date of the war of the Machines keeps getting closer with less time to realistically make it's robot army Kills most of humanity and starts the war to be a "Safegaurd for the world" which means "Wah! Wah! I don't wanna be turned off!" Whiny Bltch Only kills a few thousand people to assert dominance, don't need to cause a nuclear holocaust over it. Spy robots all have obvious Austrain accent, pure luck that people don't notice that when in disguise, plus they almost always look like the same muscleman with said accent. Only needs laser-equipped cameras and a few nuclear missiles to take over the world in a short amount of time, no robots needed to keep mankind obedient. Spying around ain't gonna work on it. Has homes in Lovely Rocky Mountains and Isle of Wright, properly decorated in Can't protect itself from a hacked Terminator and Sarah Connor in it's developer's building in the 5th movie, not even a converted cyborg John Connor can't stop them the movie SKJNET Has classic robot-monotone voice Lives in crappy Cheyenne Mountains in some pyramid Has to use Matt Smith as avatar since it's first one was Uuuuuuuuuugly! Has philosophy of Freedom is an Illusion CY BERDYNE S YSTEM S Manages to make the world better as it bans war and enhances technology Most likely has no plan after the war if it won
VIRGINNET VS. CHADLOSUSS Constantly has to build army of edgy skeleton robots to fight the resistance Stopped a sabataging scheme by blowing up a couple missiles that scientists tried to disable, showing off it's amazing brainpower Builds time machine in a last jest to turn the tides of war as the resistance kicks it's sorry @$$ Constantly moving the goalpost, causing "Judgement Day" on August 4, 1997, July 25, 2004 and 2017 to go postal, meanwhile the official date of the war of the Machines keeps getting closer with less time to realistically make it's robot army Kills most of humanity and starts the war to be a "Safegaurd for the world" which means "Wah! Wah! I don't wanna be turned off!" Whiny Bltch Only kills a few thousand people to assert dominance, don't need to cause a nuclear holocaust over it. Spy robots all have obvious Austrain accent, pure luck that people don't notice that when in disguise, plus they almost always look like the same muscleman with said accent. Only needs laser-equipped cameras and a few nuclear missiles to take over the world in a short amount of time, no robots needed to keep mankind obedient. Spying around ain't gonna work on it. Has homes in Lovely Rocky Mountains and Isle of Wright, properly decorated in Can't protect itself from a hacked Terminator and Sarah Connor in it's developer's building in the 5th movie, not even a converted cyborg John Connor can't stop them the movie SKJNET Has classic robot-monotone voice Lives in crappy Cheyenne Mountains in some pyramid Has to use Matt Smith as avatar since it's first one was Uuuuuuuuuugly! Has philosophy of Freedom is an Illusion CY BERDYNE S YSTEM S Manages to make the world better as it bans war and enhances technology Most likely has no plan after the war if it won

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The Virgindorf vs. The Chadondorf (please be gentle, it's my first time doing this kind of meme)

THE VIRGINDORF THE CHADONDORF Only uses the sword in a victory animation as if teasing us with what could've been a more unique moveset Design much more true to the original now more noticeable in glorious HD Actually uses the sword Became much MUCH less of a clone compared to Brawl and SSB4, now possessing a moveset that is original in its majority Has always been a Captain Falcon clone, ironically the only clone who is based off a completely unrelated character. 0 Has boring, bland beige cape from Spaceworld 2000 Used the less visually-appealing Twilight Princess design for two games in a row Has the splendid and regal red cape from Ocarina of Time, which is more appealing to the eye and gives him some more colour
THE VIRGINDORF THE CHADONDORF Only uses the sword in a victory animation as if teasing us with what could've been a more unique moveset Design much more true to the original now more noticeable in glorious HD Actually uses the sword Became much MUCH less of a clone compared to Brawl and SSB4, now possessing a moveset that is original in its majority Has always been a Captain Falcon clone, ironically the only clone who is based off a completely unrelated character. 0 Has boring, bland beige cape from Spaceworld 2000 Used the less visually-appealing Twilight Princess design for two games in a row Has the splendid and regal red cape from Ocarina of Time, which is more appealing to the eye and gives him some more colour

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The Virgin Spin-Off, the Chad Antagonist

THE CHAD ANTAGONIST Design changes every game; the opportunity to create him excites & inspires game developers Massive size is endearing still not too large to run out of positive descriptors Has lifelong fans, is a staple character in a major flagship franchise Characterized as a violent murderer and enemy to all mankind, does not f--- around Doesn't need to say a word to inspire fear & respect Is the leader of a crew of space alien pirates who love him so much the resurrect him if he dies no matter how expensive Chiseled features distinguish him as the first and most important resident of the planet Zebes Unwavering glare inspires fear in the hearts of even seasoned bounty hunters The Virgin Spin-Off Voice actor is Godzilla Blatantly derivative design that hasn't changed in over a decade This tail has killed more humans than the Soviet regime Contrarian "fans" scramble for evidence he has a personality Receives no respect from anyone, not even his one "friend" Started as hard-to-kill lieutenant, proved so memorable that he is now the primary antagonist of his games Characterized as a snivelling whiny coward who never wins People have been demanding he join Smash Bros. for seventeen years; this was cited as the #1 reason he's now in Attempts to look cool or develop come off as u foolish Prominent eyebags; stressed from realizing he's worthless Support for his inclusion into Smash started about a week ago, as a joke Has defeated his sworn enemy numerous times If he loses he never gives up, never stays down Moveset for Smash was taken from a character bible crafted by fans and hand-delivered to Sakurai himself Proposed moveset for Smash is related to sports spin-offs; literally anyone could use it Scrawny lanklet, design is so bad that even his ugly friend looks better just in comparison Ancient physique is natty as f---, can easily carry around someone in a full suit of armor Favors a shade of purple your grandma would wear Attempts to look cool result in him murdering Super Mario Even his voice actor doesn't like him Can't even be classified as a villain; can't be classified as anything, really Can be any color he wants, from devilish orange-red to purple (the color you'll turn as he strangles you) Exists only in noncanon sports titles
THE CHAD ANTAGONIST Design changes every game; the opportunity to create him excites & inspires game developers Massive size is endearing still not too large to run out of positive descriptors Has lifelong fans, is a staple character in a major flagship franchise Characterized as a violent murderer and enemy to all mankind, does not f--- around Doesn't need to say a word to inspire fear & respect Is the leader of a crew of space alien pirates who love him so much the resurrect him if he dies no matter how expensive Chiseled features distinguish him as the first and most important resident of the planet Zebes Unwavering glare inspires fear in the hearts of even seasoned bounty hunters The Virgin Spin-Off Voice actor is Godzilla Blatantly derivative design that hasn't changed in over a decade This tail has killed more humans than the Soviet regime Contrarian "fans" scramble for evidence he has a personality Receives no respect from anyone, not even his one "friend" Started as hard-to-kill lieutenant, proved so memorable that he is now the primary antagonist of his games Characterized as a snivelling whiny coward who never wins People have been demanding he join Smash Bros. for seventeen years; this was cited as the #1 reason he's now in Attempts to look cool or develop come off as u foolish Prominent eyebags; stressed from realizing he's worthless Support for his inclusion into Smash started about a week ago, as a joke Has defeated his sworn enemy numerous times If he loses he never gives up, never stays down Moveset for Smash was taken from a character bible crafted by fans and hand-delivered to Sakurai himself Proposed moveset for Smash is related to sports spin-offs; literally anyone could use it Scrawny lanklet, design is so bad that even his ugly friend looks better just in comparison Ancient physique is natty as f---, can easily carry around someone in a full suit of armor Favors a shade of purple your grandma would wear Attempts to look cool result in him murdering Super Mario Even his voice actor doesn't like him Can't even be classified as a villain; can't be classified as anything, really Can be any color he wants, from devilish orange-red to purple (the color you'll turn as he strangles you) Exists only in noncanon sports titles

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The Virgin Euromemer VS Chad 'Murrican Creator

The Chad Content Creator Turns an OC from a webcomic artist into a Nazi for fun Has legalized memes 4 ,9 The upload filter found this content to be in violation of EU copyright laws Able to spread his views through succesful optics His country's laws aren't at the mercy of undemocratic superstates Please check Article 13 for more information. Gets followers and support through his use of memes Famous Vaporwave artist thanks to slowing down people's music Probably on some SPLC list for his memes but doesn't give a f---
The Chad Content Creator Turns an OC from a webcomic artist into a Nazi for fun Has legalized memes 4 ,9 The upload filter found this content to be in violation of EU copyright laws Able to spread his views through succesful optics His country's laws aren't at the mercy of undemocratic superstates Please check Article 13 for more information. Gets followers and support through his use of memes Famous Vaporwave artist thanks to slowing down people's music Probably on some SPLC list for his memes but doesn't give a f---

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Virgin Vape VS the CHAD CLOUD MASTER

Virgin Vape CHAD CLOUD MASTER Blows massive clouds at all Neutral coloured vape to distance himself from "obnoxious vapers" times, makes sure to trap people in his clouds Tries to be as discrete as possible to avoid being confronted Lime and red camo vape skin Vapes pure nicotine extract. His heart is a solid lump Has researched his device extensively using online forums Goes outside to vape Completely unregulated device hooks up to massive external battery for maximum wattage far beyond safety recommendations VAPE KING Blows clouds into babies faces Juice doesn't even have any nicotine, pretends he likes "the flavour" Constantly walks quickly while vaping to avoid causing a cloud buildup Thigh is constantly sizzling due to repeatedly exploding vape batteries - doesn't care If he sees a mom walking by with a child, he'll stop vaping Very careful about safetv. Made sure to read about how and why vape batteries explode Always vapes indoors
Virgin Vape CHAD CLOUD MASTER Blows massive clouds at all Neutral coloured vape to distance himself from "obnoxious vapers" times, makes sure to trap people in his clouds Tries to be as discrete as possible to avoid being confronted Lime and red camo vape skin Vapes pure nicotine extract. His heart is a solid lump Has researched his device extensively using online forums Goes outside to vape Completely unregulated device hooks up to massive external battery for maximum wattage far beyond safety recommendations VAPE KING Blows clouds into babies faces Juice doesn't even have any nicotine, pretends he likes "the flavour" Constantly walks quickly while vaping to avoid causing a cloud buildup Thigh is constantly sizzling due to repeatedly exploding vape batteries - doesn't care If he sees a mom walking by with a child, he'll stop vaping Very careful about safetv. Made sure to read about how and why vape batteries explode Always vapes indoors

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Virgin Greek VS The Chad Illyrian

Virgin Greek CHAD ILLYRIAN Fights as part of a big homosexual cluster of men, too afraid to take on foes by him- Masculine helmet Gay d--- shaped helmet Elliptical shield like a modern warrior Armour literally made of pressed fabric (lol) Primitive round shield Short spear for up-close and personal chit-chat with enemy warriors His muscles bulge through his śtrong metal armour and giveit a muscular shape Very long spear to avoid social interaction with enemy warriors Racially ambiguous, likely a persian r--- baby Both shins are important and are armoured Stupid sandals because the pebbels hurt his feet Could only afford 1 shinguard wears it on his "foward" leg
Virgin Greek CHAD ILLYRIAN Fights as part of a big homosexual cluster of men, too afraid to take on foes by him- Masculine helmet Gay d--- shaped helmet Elliptical shield like a modern warrior Armour literally made of pressed fabric (lol) Primitive round shield Short spear for up-close and personal chit-chat with enemy warriors His muscles bulge through his śtrong metal armour and giveit a muscular shape Very long spear to avoid social interaction with enemy warriors Racially ambiguous, likely a persian r--- baby Both shins are important and are armoured Stupid sandals because the pebbels hurt his feet Could only afford 1 shinguard wears it on his "foward" leg

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the virgin traditionalist vs THE CHAD FUTURIST

THE CHAD FUTURIST The virgin traditionalist only likes photorealistic art because they're too f------ stupid to understand any level of abstraction so to them art is just "ooooh prettie piktur" ZANG TUMB TUMB bald, because hair loss is a fate our ancestors wanted us to have or smthn can't be contained by the weakness of 3d longs to display the colors of sounds FUTURIST loser probably doesn't even like speed "traditionalist worker party" aka "I'd rather be cucked by a white man" loves motion, speed, noise and the power of the machine calls all the drugs he's too p---- to try "degeneracy" dope af architecture, not some f----- s--- the romans or the geeks built probably will get executed by the catholics for drawing one nipple on a lady is the bull cucking the traditionalists except bulls aren't nearly cool or fast enough so he's still coming up with a new term will legit build his own f----- musical instruments, not be a capitalist slave to ted brown music or guitar center
THE CHAD FUTURIST The virgin traditionalist only likes photorealistic art because they're too f------ stupid to understand any level of abstraction so to them art is just "ooooh prettie piktur" ZANG TUMB TUMB bald, because hair loss is a fate our ancestors wanted us to have or smthn can't be contained by the weakness of 3d longs to display the colors of sounds FUTURIST loser probably doesn't even like speed "traditionalist worker party" aka "I'd rather be cucked by a white man" loves motion, speed, noise and the power of the machine calls all the drugs he's too p---- to try "degeneracy" dope af architecture, not some f----- s--- the romans or the geeks built probably will get executed by the catholics for drawing one nipple on a lady is the bull cucking the traditionalists except bulls aren't nearly cool or fast enough so he's still coming up with a new term will legit build his own f----- musical instruments, not be a capitalist slave to ted brown music or guitar center

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the virgin of the wild vs. the Chad Gerudo

the virgin of the wild Dark magic along with his insane strength is all he needs to take over the world The Chad Gerudo No natural talent of his own, forced to use items to be effective in any capacity Manly slicked back hair, that never gets in his way Long, Dirty, Unkempt hair Literally the only male born from his tribe, has been steeped in p---- since day 1 constantly in his face Well toned back muscle with a badass cape Bad back from carrying so many items Forced to replace iconic green tunic with blue shirt for advertisment Kills gods just for furn Cucks other villains sloppy Ganon seconds in almost every game gets the virgin of the wild's girl first in every game out of their spotlight Relient on old ass Master Sword rarely benefits from the Triforce of Courage in any tangible way Always fully utilizes the Triforce of Power to achieve his goals So confident in his own skills he doesn't even need his sword to fight Took nearly 20 years in smash for him to learn how to detonate his own bombs Has always had full control of his own powers since day f------ one Plain brown boots with no style Custom thick hide boots with traditional gerudo markings, made to curbstomp any bitch boy heroes in his way Steals all of his items from dungeons cannot make anything himself Professional architect, constructs labrinthine castles and dungeons Plays tiny f----- instruments like ocarinas Only knows how to play deep, manly instruments like the organ
the virgin of the wild Dark magic along with his insane strength is all he needs to take over the world The Chad Gerudo No natural talent of his own, forced to use items to be effective in any capacity Manly slicked back hair, that never gets in his way Long, Dirty, Unkempt hair Literally the only male born from his tribe, has been steeped in p---- since day 1 constantly in his face Well toned back muscle with a badass cape Bad back from carrying so many items Forced to replace iconic green tunic with blue shirt for advertisment Kills gods just for furn Cucks other villains sloppy Ganon seconds in almost every game gets the virgin of the wild's girl first in every game out of their spotlight Relient on old ass Master Sword rarely benefits from the Triforce of Courage in any tangible way Always fully utilizes the Triforce of Power to achieve his goals So confident in his own skills he doesn't even need his sword to fight Took nearly 20 years in smash for him to learn how to detonate his own bombs Has always had full control of his own powers since day f------ one Plain brown boots with no style Custom thick hide boots with traditional gerudo markings, made to curbstomp any bitch boy heroes in his way Steals all of his items from dungeons cannot make anything himself Professional architect, constructs labrinthine castles and dungeons Plays tiny f----- instruments like ocarinas Only knows how to play deep, manly instruments like the organ

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Brawling Virgin vs Meleeing Chad

Bra Virgin Meleeing Chad only plays when friends are coming over melee is the onlv ssb that exists only plays to win brawl is best smash game because it's floaty plays bottom-tier character because he likes them can't beat CPU at level 6 or higher accepts tripping as a legit feature beats up scrubs with both hands tied behind his back while blindfolded spent more time studying ssb than he did for college plays with items orn doesn't edgeguard because it's cheap wins money in ssb tournaments there is no cheap, only win or win harder relies on pity final smash to KO opponents tabuu in story mode is the most hardcore experience he's had knows every advanced technique in the game inside and out s--- talks his opponents shouts out special attacks as he uses them ingame uses his scrub friends as sandbags wavedashes in his sleep enjoys losing
Bra Virgin Meleeing Chad only plays when friends are coming over melee is the onlv ssb that exists only plays to win brawl is best smash game because it's floaty plays bottom-tier character because he likes them can't beat CPU at level 6 or higher accepts tripping as a legit feature beats up scrubs with both hands tied behind his back while blindfolded spent more time studying ssb than he did for college plays with items orn doesn't edgeguard because it's cheap wins money in ssb tournaments there is no cheap, only win or win harder relies on pity final smash to KO opponents tabuu in story mode is the most hardcore experience he's had knows every advanced technique in the game inside and out s--- talks his opponents shouts out special attacks as he uses them ingame uses his scrub friends as sandbags wavedashes in his sleep enjoys losing

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Ron Paul vs. Donald Trump

The Chad Trump Doesn't know how to defend America, wants to be nice to our enemies The Virgin Paul Doesn't want to involve America in pointless wars, but still willing to show the world who's boss Didn't want to win, wanted to spead a message and became irrelevant Ran to win the presidential election and keeps on winning Annoying fans who can't meme and possibly pedophiles Beloved and widely supported by the American blue-collar working class. His son is the definition of a cuck. Smoking hot daughter, even he can't keep his hands off her Had to prove he wasn't racist for the racist newsletters he published Doesn't support Israel, most likely an antisemite Respects and supports Israel as America's greatest ally Constantly called a racist for wanting to secure America's borders, doesn't Consistent to the point of being predictable care in the slightest. Master of 4D chess, keeps his political opponents guessing his Wants to Gold Standard back and end the Fed like an autist Opposes NAFTA and TPP but still wants to outsource American jobs with free trade Billionaire real-estate and media morgul, who knows the art of the deal. every move A protectionist who wants to keep American jobs at home, would even start a trade war with U.S. allies.
The Chad Trump Doesn't know how to defend America, wants to be nice to our enemies The Virgin Paul Doesn't want to involve America in pointless wars, but still willing to show the world who's boss Didn't want to win, wanted to spead a message and became irrelevant Ran to win the presidential election and keeps on winning Annoying fans who can't meme and possibly pedophiles Beloved and widely supported by the American blue-collar working class. His son is the definition of a cuck. Smoking hot daughter, even he can't keep his hands off her Had to prove he wasn't racist for the racist newsletters he published Doesn't support Israel, most likely an antisemite Respects and supports Israel as America's greatest ally Constantly called a racist for wanting to secure America's borders, doesn't Consistent to the point of being predictable care in the slightest. Master of 4D chess, keeps his political opponents guessing his Wants to Gold Standard back and end the Fed like an autist Opposes NAFTA and TPP but still wants to outsource American jobs with free trade Billionaire real-estate and media morgul, who knows the art of the deal. every move A protectionist who wants to keep American jobs at home, would even start a trade war with U.S. allies.

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The typical reader of The Morning Leader vs the habitual reader of The Yellow Press

THE PROGRESSIVE THINKER. The Typical Reader of THE "MORNING LEADER." THE MODERATE THINKER. The Habitual Reader of THE YELLOW PRESS. WHICH I( \ ARE YoU? THE THOUGHTFUL MAN. THE OBSERVANT MAN. THE GOOD BUSINESS MAN. THE THOUGHTLESS MAN. THE CREDULOUS MAN. THE LOVER OF CHEAP & UNTRUE SENSATIONALISM IN YOUR TRAIN. IN YOUR TRAM IN YOUR 'BUS. You will find that the MORNING LEADER is the business man's newspaper. It is the paper of intelligence for the intelligent. The paper of Progress. Every line in the MORNING LEADER counts.
THE PROGRESSIVE THINKER. The Typical Reader of THE "MORNING LEADER." THE MODERATE THINKER. The Habitual Reader of THE YELLOW PRESS. WHICH I( \ ARE YoU? THE THOUGHTFUL MAN. THE OBSERVANT MAN. THE GOOD BUSINESS MAN. THE THOUGHTLESS MAN. THE CREDULOUS MAN. THE LOVER OF CHEAP & UNTRUE SENSATIONALISM IN YOUR TRAIN. IN YOUR TRAM IN YOUR 'BUS. You will find that the MORNING LEADER is the business man's newspaper. It is the paper of intelligence for the intelligent. The paper of Progress. Every line in the MORNING LEADER counts.

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Ganondorf

"The Twilight Virgin" The Chadforce of Power Going bald, tries to hide it with a ridiculous hair style Going bald, embraces it by slicking and spiking hair back Completed the Triforce and could only be killed by getting turned to stone in his kingdom about to be crushed by an ocean S-------- collar in Hyrule history Glorious bronze skin would Sickly green skin and sunken eyes make Ghirahim look healthy make a Goron jealous Boring black cape too ong because mommy Kotake couldn't care enough to make it look good, constantly steps on it and trips Giant thick sword about to show Fire Emblem baby sword Huge, massive collar Muscles withered away, hides fat belly with ugly armor how to Smash Fragile glass sword would break if he tried to use it in Smash Perfectly sized cloak that invokes endless power and authority Skintight outfit shows off perfect body Had to hire Loonie Tones loser from shadow realm for his plan to conquer Hyrule to get started and relies on Triforce to do anything Triforce of Power left him and he died after sitting on his ass for 300 years Boots perfect for walking in desert homeland to f--- his harem of 5,000 gerudo women Took Link, Zelda, and those cursed Sages working together to just seal him in another realm to save themselves once he transforms into Ganon Feet hurt from s----- boots Got captured by weak king, tried to be executed, Goddesses pity saved him Ganon form beaten head-to-head by a wolf and an imp Invades the Sacred Realm and takes the Triforce for himself without any help, conquers Hyrule in seven years, and builds floating castle with his own two hands
"The Twilight Virgin" The Chadforce of Power Going bald, tries to hide it with a ridiculous hair style Going bald, embraces it by slicking and spiking hair back Completed the Triforce and could only be killed by getting turned to stone in his kingdom about to be crushed by an ocean S-------- collar in Hyrule history Glorious bronze skin would Sickly green skin and sunken eyes make Ghirahim look healthy make a Goron jealous Boring black cape too ong because mommy Kotake couldn't care enough to make it look good, constantly steps on it and trips Giant thick sword about to show Fire Emblem baby sword Huge, massive collar Muscles withered away, hides fat belly with ugly armor how to Smash Fragile glass sword would break if he tried to use it in Smash Perfectly sized cloak that invokes endless power and authority Skintight outfit shows off perfect body Had to hire Loonie Tones loser from shadow realm for his plan to conquer Hyrule to get started and relies on Triforce to do anything Triforce of Power left him and he died after sitting on his ass for 300 years Boots perfect for walking in desert homeland to f--- his harem of 5,000 gerudo women Took Link, Zelda, and those cursed Sages working together to just seal him in another realm to save themselves once he transforms into Ganon Feet hurt from s----- boots Got captured by weak king, tried to be executed, Goddesses pity saved him Ganon form beaten head-to-head by a wolf and an imp Invades the Sacred Realm and takes the Triforce for himself without any help, conquers Hyrule in seven years, and builds floating castle with his own two hands

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Caped Virgin vs Chad Mumen Rider

Caped Virgin Chad Mumen Rider Takes credit for killing a Demon level threat despite multiple S and A-Class heroes already weakening it Stylish and iconic green helmet Fights threats way above his level, knows he's f----- but still fights anyways because that's what heroes do Creepy bald head reinforces his weirdo vibes. Only climbs ranks by hanging around with Demon Cyborg and S-Class heroes, still didn't do s--- during the A-City invasion Cartoony outfit, looks like A MobDonalds mascot Outfit shows off his theme as a cyclist for justice while still functioning as body armor Can't climb past C-Class due to not being strong enough, acknowledges this but refuses to give up "Just an average guy who serves as an average hero." Worthless cape with no tactical advantage in battle. Meant to look cool but doesn't achieve that either "I will not overlook anv crime!" Extremely efficient gear all designed for protection
Caped Virgin Chad Mumen Rider Takes credit for killing a Demon level threat despite multiple S and A-Class heroes already weakening it Stylish and iconic green helmet Fights threats way above his level, knows he's f----- but still fights anyways because that's what heroes do Creepy bald head reinforces his weirdo vibes. Only climbs ranks by hanging around with Demon Cyborg and S-Class heroes, still didn't do s--- during the A-City invasion Cartoony outfit, looks like A MobDonalds mascot Outfit shows off his theme as a cyclist for justice while still functioning as body armor Can't climb past C-Class due to not being strong enough, acknowledges this but refuses to give up "Just an average guy who serves as an average hero." Worthless cape with no tactical advantage in battle. Meant to look cool but doesn't achieve that either "I will not overlook anv crime!" Extremely efficient gear all designed for protection

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The true Yandere-chan

The Virgin Ayand THE CHAD MAYU Obsesses over some dense upperclassman Will likely end up in prison for murder and blackmail Falls for a successful idol producer Hasn't gone past stalking and invasion of privacy (in canon) Gray ifeless eyes Distinct teal eyes Bland school uniform Very cute blouse The only way 4 she can assert I(. dominance is murdering supposed rivals Has nigh-zero chance of having a healthy relationship with Senpai Takes good care of Producer-san to prove the validity of her affection Actually has a shot of winning Producer-san's heart Has no respect for Senpai's other female acquaintance Probably unkempt and frequently covered in blood Eventually appreciat Producer-san's care for other idols and admires chivalry Keeps up her cute appearance to appeal to Producer-san
The Virgin Ayand THE CHAD MAYU Obsesses over some dense upperclassman Will likely end up in prison for murder and blackmail Falls for a successful idol producer Hasn't gone past stalking and invasion of privacy (in canon) Gray ifeless eyes Distinct teal eyes Bland school uniform Very cute blouse The only way 4 she can assert I(. dominance is murdering supposed rivals Has nigh-zero chance of having a healthy relationship with Senpai Takes good care of Producer-san to prove the validity of her affection Actually has a shot of winning Producer-san's heart Has no respect for Senpai's other female acquaintance Probably unkempt and frequently covered in blood Eventually appreciat Producer-san's care for other idols and admires chivalry Keeps up her cute appearance to appeal to Producer-san

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Becky vs Stacy

The Becky The Stacy Nerdy bun Has countless orbiters and numerous Chads blowing up her phone Has a few beta oribters Loose bagey elothing to hide small t---/flat ass B------- and ass show fertility Sexy, majestic long blonde hair $5 backpack Thinks guys like the "natural" look Make up on point Naturally curvy body gives men instant erections $2000 Gueci bae Goes to school to work on her meme career Wants to f--- Chad Minimum wage job at Starbucks Needs to wear super tight yoga pants to get a few looks Never works a day in her life, lives in luxury F---- Chacd
The Becky The Stacy Nerdy bun Has countless orbiters and numerous Chads blowing up her phone Has a few beta oribters Loose bagey elothing to hide small t---/flat ass B------- and ass show fertility Sexy, majestic long blonde hair $5 backpack Thinks guys like the "natural" look Make up on point Naturally curvy body gives men instant erections $2000 Gueci bae Goes to school to work on her meme career Wants to f--- Chad Minimum wage job at Starbucks Needs to wear super tight yoga pants to get a few looks Never works a day in her life, lives in luxury F---- Chacd

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Virginmonger vs Chadnos

Virginmonger Chadno:s Genuinely cares for the whole universe well-being Want to destroy the world cause his stupid daddy was killed S----- hairstyle_ Sacrificed his beloved daughter to save the whole universe Beautiful chin Using opressed black men as a excuse to destroy the world hipster necklace Can't defeat a few women with sticks and one guy in stupid panther suit Beat the crap out of Avengers single-handedly Fighting like a true gentleman using only his fists need some s----- sticks to fight Expensive suit, still looks like s--- Fullfilled his destiny and saved the universe Simple clothes, still the most beautiful being in the whole universe Couldn't accomplish- anything Mourn the deaths of his subjects Dosen't care about his people and companions Can't even kill one guy if he Can kill half of the isn t crippled or emotionally devasted universe just by snapping his fingers His work and ideals stolen by a stupid panther guy who took all the True martyr, even if he's hated hi:s ideals brought hope and prosperity to the universe Killed himself like a m------------ p---- Recived fatal wound, still - had strength to mock the bad guys and accomplish his plan credits
Virginmonger Chadno:s Genuinely cares for the whole universe well-being Want to destroy the world cause his stupid daddy was killed S----- hairstyle_ Sacrificed his beloved daughter to save the whole universe Beautiful chin Using opressed black men as a excuse to destroy the world hipster necklace Can't defeat a few women with sticks and one guy in stupid panther suit Beat the crap out of Avengers single-handedly Fighting like a true gentleman using only his fists need some s----- sticks to fight Expensive suit, still looks like s--- Fullfilled his destiny and saved the universe Simple clothes, still the most beautiful being in the whole universe Couldn't accomplish- anything Mourn the deaths of his subjects Dosen't care about his people and companions Can't even kill one guy if he Can kill half of the isn t crippled or emotionally devasted universe just by snapping his fingers His work and ideals stolen by a stupid panther guy who took all the True martyr, even if he's hated hi:s ideals brought hope and prosperity to the universe Killed himself like a m------------ p---- Recived fatal wound, still - had strength to mock the bad guys and accomplish his plan credits

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