Virgin vs. Chad - The Virgin Spin-Off, the Chad Antagonist

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THE CHAD ANTAGONIST Design changes every game; the opportunity to create him excites & inspires game developers Massive size is endearing still not too large to run out of positive descriptors Has lifelong fans, is a staple character in a major flagship franchise Characterized as a violent murderer and enemy to all mankind, does not f--- around Doesn't need to say a word to inspire fear & respect Is the leader of a crew of space alien pirates who love him so much the resurrect him if he dies no matter how expensive Chiseled features distinguish him as the first and most important resident of the planet Zebes Unwavering glare inspires fear in the hearts of even seasoned bounty hunters The Virgin Spin-Off Voice actor is Godzilla Blatantly derivative design that hasn't changed in over a decade This tail has killed more humans than the Soviet regime Contrarian "fans" scramble for evidence he has a personality Receives no respect from anyone, not even his one "friend" Started as hard-to-kill lieutenant, proved so memorable that he is now the primary antagonist of his games Characterized as a snivelling whiny coward who never wins People have been demanding he join Smash Bros. for seventeen years; this was cited as the #1 reason he's now in Attempts to look cool or develop come off as u foolish Prominent eyebags; stressed from realizing he's worthless Support for his inclusion into Smash started about a week ago, as a joke Has defeated his sworn enemy numerous times If he loses he never gives up, never stays down Moveset for Smash was taken from a character bible crafted by fans and hand-delivered to Sakurai himself Proposed moveset for Smash is related to sports spin-offs; literally anyone could use it Scrawny lanklet, design is so bad that even his ugly friend looks better just in comparison Ancient physique is natty as f---, can easily carry around someone in a full suit of armor Favors a shade of purple your grandma would wear Attempts to look cool result in him murdering Super Mario Even his voice actor doesn't like him Can't even be classified as a villain; can't be classified as anything, really Can be any color he wants, from devilish orange-red to purple (the color you'll turn as he strangles you) Exists only in noncanon sports titles

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Neo Daedulus

Jun 23, 2018 at 03:43AM EDT

The virgin minor nuisance
vs.
The chad colony destroyer

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To be fair, Metroid is only really popular in the West. Kirby is far more prominent than Metroid, with far more games and sales despite being a younger franchise. Even Animal Crossing is more prominent than Metroid sales-wise, and Fire Emblem has more entries. It is far from a flagship series. Objectively speaking, Waluigi has been a playable character in far more games than there have been Metroid games.

I never saw anything that said that Charles Martinet disliked Waluigi. I remember seeing Martinet describe Waluigi as a tortured soul who feels that everyone is a cheater, so Waluigi feels the need to cheat in order to even up the score. From what I have seen, it is Miyamoto who dislikes Waluigi--but I could be wrong about Martinet's opinion.

(I know this is a joke, but I wanted to give Waluigi a bit more credit).

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