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the virgin of the wild Dark magic along with his insane strength is all he needs to take over the world The Chad Gerudo No natural talent of his own, forced to use items to be effective in any capacity Manly slicked back hair, that never gets in his way Long, Dirty, Unkempt hair Literally the only male born from his tribe, has been steeped in p---- since day 1 constantly in his face Well toned back muscle with a badass cape Bad back from carrying so many items Forced to replace iconic green tunic with blue shirt for advertisment Kills gods just for furn Cucks other villains sloppy Ganon seconds in almost every game gets the virgin of the wild's girl first in every game out of their spotlight Relient on old ass Master Sword rarely benefits from the Triforce of Courage in any tangible way Always fully utilizes the Triforce of Power to achieve his goals So confident in his own skills he doesn't even need his sword to fight Took nearly 20 years in smash for him to learn how to detonate his own bombs Has always had full control of his own powers since day f------ one Plain brown boots with no style Custom thick hide boots with traditional gerudo markings, made to curbstomp any bitch boy heroes in his way Steals all of his items from dungeons cannot make anything himself Professional architect, constructs labrinthine castles and dungeons Plays tiny f----- instruments like ocarinas Only knows how to play deep, manly instruments like the organ

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the virgin of the wild vs. the Chad Gerudo


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Jun 16, 2018 at 08:39PM EDT

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